Tootfinder

⚡ It reads the min/max primary key under your constraints, splits the key space into chunk-sized ranges and dispatches one batched job per range — so locks stay short instead of one giant statement
🎯 Every where clause survives the queue boundary: nested closures, whereHas, whereExists and sub-selects are captured as a parameterized SQL fragment, not serialized closures

🔧 Size runs by rows with chunk, or cap the total job count with maxJobs. tries, backoff, throttle, delay and queue routing can be set per call or once in config/queue-sql.php
🎨 dryRun() previews the plan — operation, table, job count, ranges, estimated rows — without dispatching anything

🚚 The real power: crossing the queue boundary. Context dehydrates into the job payload under illuminate:log:context, then hydrates back on JobProcessing — so an async job's logs carry the original trace_id and order_id.
🪝 Hooks dehydrating()/hydrated() restore values like locale across the queue. Modify the Repository passed to the callback, not the facade.

from my link log —
Potential consequences of using PostgreSQL as a job queue.
http://richyen.com/postgres/2026/05/04/postgres_job_queue.html
saved 2026-05-07

CVS/caremark rep put me on hold and went to call the pharmacy. Every couple of minutes he comes back to tell me his position in the queue, thank me for staying connected, and chit chat for a second before going back to the pharmacy hold. Dude, just stay on the other line!

hmm I think #Pocketcast is a bit better as a #Podcast client than #AudioBookshelf.
The queue, skip silence, auto downloading episodes in the queue and chapters make a better feeling.

I bring my kid to a local barber shop. You can make appointments online but I suspect this is fake.
You make the appointment and when you get there you will get asked about it so you can confidently say “I have an appointment!” but nobody checks anything. Just a mental note they have for working down the queue of people waiting. Might as well not have one. Doesn’t matter. It’s your turn when it’s your turn.
Pure scam for the German Lifestyle of having a number in line! 😂

from my link log —
QuickHeap: a fast priority queue.
https://curiouscoding.nl/posts/quickheap/
saved 2026-05-03 https://dotat.at/:/TWC…

RE: https://mastodon.online/@sherold/116699623948966433
What it costs when we lose human curiosity:
Boredom. Curiosity is the fuel that carries us out of boredom. Fill every one-minute gap — the supermarket queue, the elevator ride — with stimulation…

Third attempt at #EMFCamp shower queue - my cunning pre 7am ploy was copied by way too many people! Bailed for kitchen shift, then a second time for a talk.
Might have to be a little on the nose today!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@bobthomson70/116902998760672783
Queue heat filter, wiggly non-Arabian library music and a stock shot of a minaret.
Hell, maybe even some camels!
As an old bloke, I can remember the narrative spin from "T…

nophenia (PC) Wander through the dreams(?) of a wolf girl.
Taking a break from the thinky pain games with nophenia, which showed up in my Steam discovery queue and I thought "well that's odd looking" and just bought it on a whim. I don't really want to say too much about this game(?) as it's another one of those things you just kinda have to experience.
Functionally, it's a low poly 3rd person walking sim in which you traverse some surreal landscape…

I submitted a short story to a publication and there were 365 entries in the slush queue before it. Two months later and now it's 363. Looking forward to getting my rejection email 30 years from now.

@… I don't know if you're particularly looking for #ThePlaylist themes at all, but I had my phone on random songs earlier today and 10cc's Rubber Bullets popped up. The lyrics of which made me think: has "Prison" ever been a The Playlist theme?
Might be an interesting one perhaps. Anyway, pop it onto the queue or throw it in the daft ideas bin, whichever best suits 😄

I submitted a short story to a publication and there were 365 entries in the slush queue before it. Two months later and now it's 363. Looking forward to getting my rejection email 30 years from now.

#mastoadmin question. Seeing this in my admin console:
"No Sidekiq process running for the fasp queue(s). Please review your Sidekiq configuration”