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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 21:38:10

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
noc.social/@todayilearned/1160

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL about Lawrence Ripple, a man who robbed a bank to get away from his wife, only to be sentenced to house arrest https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38735358.amp #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1r4u73l/til_about_lawrence_ripple_a_man_who_robbed_a_bank/

@rmdes@mstdn.social
2026-02-18 12:43:05

> “Let’s just call this what it is: Donald Trump’s administration wants to silence anyone who says anything bad about Trump on TV, because all Trump does is watch TV, OK? He’s like a toddler with too much screen time. He gets cranky and then drops a load in his diaper.”
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Stephen Colbert finally did what everyone expected after CBS canceled his show - Poynter
The late-night host ripped his own network after its lawyers warned against airing a Senate candidate interview in fear of FCC pushback

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2026-04-06 07:19:58

Now it all makes sense. noc.social/@todayilearned/1163

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
TIL that the US national anthem is set to the tune of an old British drinking song. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anacreontic_Song #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1sdjjex/til_that_the_us_national_anthem_is_set_to_the/

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 02:45:22

And now the White House is full to the brim of PDF files.
See what you did, Adobe? Are you happy with yourself?
noc.social/@todayilearned/1162

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL the PDF file format was invented by Adobe more than 30 years ago (in 1993) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PDF #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1rsb2yh/til_the_pdf_file_format_was_invented_by_adobe/

@benb@osintua.eu
2026-02-11 00:52:21

3 toddlers, 1 other killed in Russian strike on Kharkiv Oblast: benborges.xyz/2026/02/11/toddl

Tracking information about the Russian War against Ukraine — Modern art makes me want to rock out
A blog running on Micro.blog

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 06:20:03

Toddler in Chief
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@gratianriter@bildung.social
2026-02-16 13:47:31

Sound an, es gibt einen neuen SE-Hit! Zum Thema Prüfungskultur kommt hier:
"Von den Schienen zum Segeln"
Viel Spaß!
Mehr SE-Hits und Poster dazu gibt es hier: #FediLZ

Poster mit Sprechblasen, in denen die Gründe für Prüfungskultur aufgeführt sind: Weil man in der echten Welt ein Problem garantiert NICHT dadurch löst, dass man sich in eine Situation begibt, in der man alleine und offline ist, in der alle Formen von Technik (z.B. Handys) sowie mindestens zwei der 4K (Kommunikation und Kollaboration) Formen von Betrug sind und in der man sich dann handschriftlich, unter Zeitdruck und totaler Kontrolle einen ersten Entwurf abringt, der dann aber als juristisch v…
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-16 18:27:29

Den of Angels is a forum dedicated to the appreciation of resin ball-jointed dolls and the artisans who make them, started in May 2002 as a Yahoo! Group
denofangels.com/

oorn. fantasy elf type shit, couldn't find the og page
"This is Aminata. She is an Aziza which is a type of fairy from West African Folklore. She loves collecting trinkets and exploring."
miao miao "Two words: cyclops octokitty! She's weird and scary and her giant eye stares into the depths of my soul - how could I not get her?" "I can change what goes inside her head - I can have a giant octopus emerge from her eye or put a tiny octopus sitting in front of a console inside." "I consider her to be Rosemii's monster daughter, and her father is (as of now) a head that is yet to be named. Said head is also a monster who has tentacles sprouting from his eye socket and mouth, so I…
noodle boi "I knew I had to have him as soon as I saw him. He’s the absolute gem of my collection. If the house was on fire and I could only save one, he’s it." "He’s HUGE!!! He’s as long as I am tall. I feel like I’m cuddling a toddler when I pick him up. (I realize these are typically seen as negative points, but I really love the big dolls.)" "A joint on his left wing broke in transit. I can reattach it, but it’s still a downer."
@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 04:39:16

NGL, though, an ochre-red sun named Orkaria sounds as metal af. noc.social/@todayilearned/1161

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL that the exoplanet GJ 1214 b was originally thought to be the first ocean planet discovered, and was named "Enaiposha" after the Maa word for "large body of water"; however, observations in 2025 detected carbon dioxide in the planet's atmosphere, suggesting that it may instead be a Super-Venus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GJ_1214_b?wprov=sfla1 #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1rjf694/til_that_the_exoplanet_gj_1214_b_was_originally/

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-03-05 20:42:18

The same behaviour can be seen in the far right.
noc.social/@todayilearned/1161

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL: Hippopotamus engage in a practice called Dung Showering where they twitch and spin their tail while deficating. Flinging feces in all directions to mark territory, assert dominance over rivals, and attract mates https://youtu.be/kVMH_GMZTVI?si=oERIo7jydlBX5Ok- #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1rlqwhc/til_hippopotamus_engage_in_a_practice_called_dung/