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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 21:06:22

RE: tech.lgbt/@ShelbyvonTrapp/1169
Normalize noping out of social functions by collapsing to the floor like a toddler.

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 09:02:31

Genuinely surprised they didn't immediately blame AI.
> Discount website Wowcher has apologised after a marketing email appeared to reference a crocodile attack on a toddler at a zoo.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c17ynl

Wowcher 'extremely sorry' for crocodile attack email
The firm's marketing email appeared to reference an incident involving a toddler at a zoo.

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-06-22 10:27:07

Expert Knob Twiddlers - Still one of my fave feel good tracks after all this time (30 years)...
Mike Paradinas & Richard D. James aka µ-Ziq & Aphex Twin are offering you to enjoy:
Mr. Frosty (1996)
youtube.com/watch?v=gAaBbFmCWoE

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-05-22 22:05:10

Unexpectedly shared my bed with a small visitor who arrived around 1:am.
Settled him down and returned him to his own bed an hour or so later.
Toddlers generate their own heat like small furnaces and cling like limpets.
Your heart just melts when you look down at the peacefully sleeping child cuddled into you.
And you feel humbled to know he thinks of you as a safe harbour.
Even at that time of the morning!

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 00:20:02

Toddler in Chief
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-06-20 23:35:03

Good start to the day...
Husband organised breakfast for the wee one while I stayed in bed with a cuppa.
Now that I'm up...
Bed linen has been changed.
First load of washing is in the machine.
Wee one is changed* and dressed, and currently watching toddler pap on the laptop while I have a quiet bath by myself, alone, with no likelihood of interruptions.
Next on the agenda is more washing (I'll be taking advantage of the dryer for at least some of i…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-21 11:20:05

Toddler in Chief
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-05 03:03:41

#LB Eu sempre achei o Eccleston subvalorizado. Ele fez o mais difícil, que foi fazer o primeiro doutor em roupagem moderna. #DoctorWho

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL that after Christopher Eccleston left his role as the Doctor in Doctor Who, the BBC made a false statement about his reasons for leaving, and subsequently blacklisted him. Eccleston has since said he would not return to the show unless the producers responsible were sacked. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Eccleston#Later_involvement #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1unpnrf/til_that_after_christopher_eccleston_left_his/

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 10:20:03

Toddler in Chief
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-05-18 21:35:09

The ancient HP laptop now running Linux has become the basis for the wee one's entertainment. I play toddler appropriate videos on Firefox for him and he thinks it's wonderful. This is a crappy old lappy that was running windows 10 (couldn't upgrade to w11) but now has a new life bringing enjoyment to a small person. And because it's an old refurb I'm not too precious about him banging the keyboard occasionally.