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Emperor Trump's spending $100M on a useless 'birthday' military parade for his small penis cuz he thinks weapons & machinery will make him more than the childish toddler he is?
☑️ #Trump threatens military parade protesters, says dissenters will face 'very heavy force'

Trump threatens military parade protesters, says dissenters will face 'very heavy force'
Ahead of his military parade, Donald Trump said those who dared to express their First Amendment rights should expect to face "very heavy force."

Pfff... I knew about that since like forever.
Grant even showed up into at least one of Ferguson's shows, operating Geoff.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/114795935441049956

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL that Geoff Peterson, the animatronic human skeleton who served as the sidekick on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, was designed and built by MythBusters' Grant Imahara. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoff_Peterson #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1lrmt52/til_that_geoff_peterson_the_animatronic_human/

How to win an argument with a (mental) toddler:
https://seths.blog/2025/04/how-to-win-an-argument-with-a-toddler/

How to win an argument with a toddler
You can’t. That’s because toddlers don’t understand what an argument is and aren’t interesting in having one. Toddlers (which includes defensive bureaucrats, bullies, flat e…

Terracotta Toddler
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't send me to a camp, please.
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Researchers tested 200 toddlers — 96 chemicals were lurking in their bodies #UnitedStates

Researchers tested 200 toddlers — 96 chemicals were lurking in their bodies
Researchers testing urine from 2- to 4-year-olds in four U.S. states uncovered 96 different chemicals, many of them unmonitored and linked to hormone and brain disruption. Legacy toxins like triclosan are slowly declining, yet replacements such as DINCH plasticizer and modern pesticides are rising. Toddlers—especially the youngest, later-born, and those from minority groups—often carried higher levels than their own mothers. Scientists urge expanded biomonitoring and stricter regulations be…

Toddler in Chief
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Toddler in Chief
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Terracotta Toddler
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Toddler in Chief
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This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
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