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@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-25 00:28:55

By my troth, should any ingenious mind contrive anew this cherished tale with the trappings of present artifices, I shall take most solemn action, yea, carry it before the courts, loss be damned. Let it be known: she is, without peer, my very favorite.
Should the boldest attempt a retelling upon the modern stage or with strange innovations, I voice my protest with great fervor and shall not yield in my purpose, even unto folly.
Yet, gentle friend, if thy mind perchance hold her n…

A woman in a white 18th-century outfit holds a fencing stance with a focused expression. The background is dark and blurred, enhancing her determined pose.

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This cartoon is from Tom Gauld's book: Revenge of the Librarians
copyright 2022
Get ALL his books. Read them. ALL of them are the best one.
#Reading

A comic by Tom Gauld: Dracula has kidnapped a maiden. She's glad to stay in his library.

4 panels:

1. Evening landscape, with a carpathian castle, mountains and a big, full moon.

Vampire: NOW THAT YOU ARE MY BRIDE, YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS CASTLE!

Maiden: Wow! Your library is amazing!
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2. Silhouette of vampire, woman is pulling a book from a huge bookcase.

Vampire: BEYOND THE CASTLE IS A HIGH WALL WITH NO GATE, AND BEYOND THAT IS A DEEP, DARK FOREST WITH NO PATH.

Maiden: I suppose it'…