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@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-06-25 09:49:13

Sittich-Strolch mittels mobiler Gewahrsamszelle verhaftet
polizei.bremerhaven.de/blog-le

Bild von Nymphensittich in Käfig, mit Titelbalken "Frecher Flattermann kneift Kommissar"

Sittich-Strolch in Geestemünde: Polizei nimmt schrägen Vogel in Gewahrsam
Mit viel Freude und einem Sinn für leichte Prosa hat unser Kontaktpolizist aus Bremerhaven-Geestemünde einen Einsatzbericht verfasst, der zeigt: Polizeiarbeit macht Spaß – auch wenn man es bisweilen mit schrägen Vögeln zu tun hat.

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-06-24 18:43:01

NATO boss Rutte (fmr Dutch PM) sends app to Trump, who promptly publishes it.
"Wow, your bombing of Iran was great; it makes the world a safer place!"
Straight from The Hague, formerly known as the International City of Peace and Justice. Awkward.

Mr President, dear Donald, Congratulations and thank you for your decisive action in Iran, that was truly extraordinary, and something no one else dared to do. It makes us all safer. You are flying into another big success in The Hague this evening. It was not easy but we've got them all signed onto 5 percent! Donald, you have driven us to a really, really important moment for America and Europe, and the world. You will achieve something NO American president in decades could get done. Euro…
@arnie_dxer@mastodon.radio
2025-04-25 08:33:06

Vatican Radio 🇻🇦 has assigned the following #shortwave frequencies for its coverage of #PopeFrancis funeral.
0750-1130z April 26th, 2025
15565 Portuguese
17520 French
17540 English
Also on YouTube only in Arabic, Chinese, German, Polish, Spanish & Vietnamese
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Schedules - Vatican News
Schedules - Vatican News

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-25 20:20:17

Felonious Stunk
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@billbert@mastodon.social
2025-04-25 13:33:30

I dunno. Maybe a bad angle but not hating this hair today. This is no shower or shaving. No encouragement, please, just ribbing on compliment-fishing. 😁

Bill studies his wavy hair critically in a selfie flanked from behind by a tree not yet blooming for spring.
@cdarwin@c.im
2025-06-24 02:41:01

Turns out life doesn’t just imitate art
— sometimes it borrows the script, reboots it with National Guard checkpoints and streams it live from Los Angeles.
Case in point:
A Day Without a Mexican,
the cheeky 2004 sci-fi satire from Mexican filmmakers Sergio Arau and Yareli Arizmendi,
in which California wakes up to find every person of Latino descent has vanished into a mysterious haze,
leaving Angelenos panicking over who’s going to mow the lawns and run …

The Outrageous 20-Year-Old Movie That Predicted Trump’s America
In 2004 ‘A Day Without a Mexican’ was intended to be a political satire. In 2025 it seems all too real. Plus, Joel Grey auctions off his old lederhosen (and some nudes!) TikTok star Khaby Lame demands $1.2 million to talk, and Chet Hanks is a no-show at his book reading.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-18 18:06:43

Nine players trying to avoid bust label, plus Lamar seeks college teammate and Travis Kelce's falling stock

cbssports.com/nfl/ne…

Nine players trying to avoid bust label, plus Lamar seeks college teammate and Travis Kelce's falling stock
Here's everything you need to know about the NFL for June 18

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2025-05-22 11:59:15

»One of Mr. Reagan's advisers, David Stockman, later wrote that the real aim of fiscal policy was to create a ›strategic deficit‹ that would slam the door and reduce the size of the federal government.« nytimes.com/2004/06/07/opinion

Opinion | Ronald Reagan
Editorial assesses presidency of Ronald Reagan; says he will be ranked among most important presidents of 20th century, forever linked with triumph over Communism abroad and restoration of faith in free markets at home; says he profited from good timing and good luck, and was fortunate to have as counterpart Mikhail Gorbachez, Soviet leader ready to acknowledge his society's failings and interested in reducing international tensions; says he leaves complicated legacy

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-22 18:03:50
Content warning: #USPOL

This is absolutely the right messaging.
Obama made a deal that everyone was following until Trump killed it. It is 100% Trump’s fault that we now have a de facto war with Iran and that it is undeniably an illegal war by any interpretation of international law.
Just like the economy, Republicans in this century have an unequivocally worse record in recent decades on war vs. peace than the Democrats, even with their record being shabby (unlike on the economy…)

Tim Fullerton - Host of the Find Out Podcast (@timfullerton.bsky.social)
All I want to hear out of Democrats is that we had a deal and no bomb. Then Trump tore it up and he is now putting American lives in danger. That’s it.

@jrm4@mastodon.social
2025-06-20 01:41:20

I cannot stress enough the stupidity of e.g. "ACAB" and "ABOLISH THE POLICE"
Get out of your feelings and get into your strategy -- it is undeniably true that there is a SEVERE need for police reform
But, tell me, who escorted ICE away from Dodger Stadium?
#uspol #blackmastodon