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Fantasy football tips: Raiders RB on move in high-stakes drafts https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/betting/fantasy-football-tips-raiders-rb-on-move-in-high-stakes-drafts-3422174/

#Emacs 30.2 built from source and running.
I'm using the following configuration:
```
CFLAGS="-DFD_SETSIZE=10000 -DDARWIN_UNLIMITED_SELECT" ./configure --with-ns --with-mailutils --with-x-toolkit=no --with-tree-sitter --with-modules --with-xwidgets --with-native-compilation --program-transform-name='s/^ctags$/emctags/'
make install
```

$L^2$-solutions to stochastic reaction-diffusion equations with superlinear drifts driven by space-time white noise^
Shijie Shang, Pengyu Wang, Tusheng Zhang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.12744

$L^2$-solutions to stochastic reaction-diffusion equations with superlinear drifts driven by space-time white noise^
Consider the following stochastic reaction-diffusion equation with logarithmic superlinear coefficient b, driven by space-time white noise W: $$ u_t(t,x) = (1/2)u_{xx}(t,x) + b(u(t,x)) + σ(u(t,x))W(dt,dx) $$ for $t > 0$ and $x \in [0,1]$, with initial condition $$ u(0,x) = u_0(x) $$ for $x \in [0,1]$, where $u_0 \in L^2[0,1]$. In this paper, we establish existence and uniqueness of probabilistically strong solutions in $C(R_+, L^2[0,1])$. Our result resolves a problem from [Ann. Probab. 47 (…

Scumbaggery ain't nothing new.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115378327700458180

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL Columbia Pictures president Harry Cohn actively prevented the Three Stooges from discovering how popular they were. Despite their films being in extremely high demand, Cohn made them believe they were always in danger of cancelation so they wouldn't negotiate a better contract. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Stooges#Moe,_Larry,_and_Curly_(1934%E2%80%931946) #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1o7a5po/til_columbia_pictures_presiden…

Pig unions are a unifying structure of America's Freikorps. Just as the dismantling of the Wehrmacht left a whole lot of trained thugs with nothing to do in Germany, our falling crime rates have left cops in a similar position of idleness, except that they mostly still have jobs where they can create their own work. https://

Jess👾 (@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange)
Attached: 1 image "Head of Police Union Said" ... Okay I'm just gonna stop you right there. If a police union head said police officers are human beings, I'd start stockpiling wooden stakes, garlic, and holy water. Those motherfuckers make Fox News look trustworthy.

Fluctuation-guided adaptive random compiler for Hamiltonian simulation
Yu-Xia Wu, Yun-Zhuo Fan, Dan-Bo Zhang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.10158 https://arxiv…

Fluctuation-guided adaptive random compiler for Hamiltonian simulation
Stochastic methods offer an effective way to suppress coherent errors in quantum simulation. In particular, the randomized compilation protocol may reduce circuit depth by randomly sampling Hamiltonian terms rather than following the deterministic Trotter-Suzuki sequence. However, its fixed sampling distribution does not adapt to the dynamics of the system, limiting its accuracy. In this work, we propose a fluctuation-guided adaptive algorithm that adaptively updates sampling probabilities base…

Grid Restoration Under Uncertainty Considering Coupled Transportation-Power Networks
Harshal D. Kaushik, Roshni Anna Jacob, Souma Chowdhury, Jie Zhang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.10399

Grid Restoration Under Uncertainty Considering Coupled Transportation-Power Networks
A stochastic mixed-integer programming model is developed to address the power distribution system repair and restoration following failures caused by extreme events such as natural disasters. This model addresses the complex challenge of efficiently assigning and dispatching repair crews to minimize both downtime and the extent of outages, following the crew sequence constraints. By incorporating a realistic transportation network, our model accounts for uncertainties in repair times, repair d…

Filings: SoftBank increased its Nvidia stake to ~$3B in Q1 and bought $330M worth of TSMC stock; a source says Vision Fund monetized ~$2B of assets in H1 2025 (Min Jeong Lee/Bloomberg)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

There was once a machine that told you "you want this" and "this is good." It said, "there can be no better system and it's foolish to try to build one." That machine has long since failed to function. Now you choke on fumes as it is consumed by the wild flames of an abandoned cause.
That machine could not possibly work anymore because the evidence of it's falsehood has become too overwhelming.
No, only abject terror now can keep you from plotting your escape, from creating an alternative. No, the illusion has long since broken. All that's left now is triggering fight, flight, freeze as hard as possible. Most will be paralyzed, and those who fight can be used as an excuse to escalate the terror.
These are the final stages of a dying sun, expanding and consuming it's children before the final supernova.
There is no longer a stable system, no longer a system with a future. All that remains is the spectacle that hopes to distract you long enough that you too can be consumed, that it may sustain itself a few moments longer.

A profile of Silver Lake co-CEO Egon Durban, who brokered the EA takeover with Jared Kushner, following the PE firm's high-stakes deals from TikTok to Altera (Financial Times)