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@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-03-14 23:12:04

General query: are you anticipating the return of 1974 gas lines and perhaps even/odd gasoline filling days?
(I am.)
By-the-way, when that was happening I would go fill my car at midnight - a time when it was ambiguous whether the day was an even one or an odd one.

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-03-11 13:25:59

Job interview.
Karen: “what do you mean you’re a queer?”
Lawyer: "How would you like to own that business?"
Source: threads.com/@attorneyryan/post

Screenshot of Post on Bluesky by Mark Morin markmorinii I had a 3rd round interview for a position that bridged my creative, automotive, and customer success experience. Everyone said it could not have been a better fit. Then Karen asked me why I have a pride flag as my LinkedIn banner and “what do you mean you’re a queer?” Below that a screenshot of his LinkedIn Profile with a pride progress flag. Then the Reply by attorney Ryan 6 hours later "How would you like to own that business?"
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-10 07:28:59

I know mastodon is filling up with linux tinkerers , but I'm joining the 'I love Linux quire'. Bought a macbook air from 2015 just to play with. Put Pop_OS! on it and tinkered a bit to get wifi working. Now it starts faster than my new work computer (filled up with #microslop). So the old Apple guy run laps around the HP from 2025. Cosmic is great on a low specs laptop.

@mro@digitalcourage.social
2026-02-28 18:05:54

Hi @…,
may developer.mozilla.org/en-US/ob
really be failing beause it's

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@jensilber@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 17:00:06

Well... that is... nowhere near as fun/clever/catchy as the song it's following up on, huh. (I'm sure this album will have different favorites for me though.)
youtube.com/watch?v=qxgr6_5BwXY

@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-01-22 21:12:46

reading a prelim paper on scaling up gpu-accelerated database query engines and feeling kinda gobsmacked at where that world is at
i remember when we built a “massive” memory machine at princeton with … i think it was 256 MB of RAM. (it sat idle except when ken thompson was logged in and building hash tables for chess endgames which was most of the time)

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-01-22 00:30:01

RED （Ocassionally） II 🔴
红 （有时） II 🔴
📷 Zeiss IKON Super Ikonta 533/16
🎞️ Harman Red 125 (6x6)
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

Harman Red 125 (6x6) English Alt Text: A close-up view of a traditional East Asian rooftop, likely Chinese, featuring ornate architectural details. The roof has curved eaves and upturned corners, with rows of dark tiles forming a rhythmic pattern. Decorative carvings adorn the edges, showcasing cultural craftsmanship. The image is heavily tinted with a magenta-pink filter, giving it a surreal, dreamlike quality. No sky or background is visible, focusing attention on the roof’s intricate design…
Harman Red 125 (6x6) English Alt Text: A quiet urban street lined with parked cars, including a white SUV in the foreground. Metal barricades are placed along the roadside, possibly for traffic control or construction. Trees and residential buildings line the street. The entire image is tinted with a strong orange-red filter, giving it a dramatic and surreal appearance. No people are visible, and the scene feels still and contemplative. 中文替代文字： 图像展示一条城市街道，路边停放着多辆汽车，前景是一辆白色SUV。金属护栏沿路摆放，可能用于交通管制…
Harman Red 125 (6x6) English Alt Text: An outdoor market scene with fresh produce displayed. Bundles of sugarcane lean against a brick wall. Plastic crates on the ground hold white radishes and other vegetables. A woven basket and plastic bags filled with produce are nearby. A red-framed glass door is open, revealing a sign in Chinese offering a small cash reward via QR code. The lighting casts a warm orange glow, enhancing the cozy, local atmosphere. 中文替代文字： 图像展示一个户外市场场景，地面上摆放着新鲜蔬菜。甘蔗成束靠在砖墙边，…
Harman Red 125 (6x6) English Alt Text: A storefront window of a traditional meat shop. A large piece of meat hangs inside, visible through the glass. Two warm-toned hanging lamps illuminate the interior, where shelves with various items are faintly seen. The window is framed in red, and the exterior wall is made of brick. The image is bathed in a reddish-orange hue, creating a nostalgic and atmospheric mood. Chinese signs flank the window but are blurred. 中文替代文字： 这是一家传统肉铺的橱窗图像。玻璃窗内挂着一块大肉，店内有两盏…