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@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-10 18:36:04

Watching the 2018 sequel to #Halloween last night wasn’t too terrifying.
However. It did set me up for having a small heart attack when I spotted this over my shoulder hanging in the bathroom.

A youth sized Michael Meyers Halloween outfit (mechanic jumpsuit).
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 21:09:18

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
BLAKE: They don't.
GUARD: You. [Signals to Selma] Come with me.
blake.torpidity.net/m/204/475 B7B5

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@nerdsitu@datasci.social
2024-10-04 06:50:47

Welcome back Alessia - she joins us as Postdoc!
nerds.itu.dk/2024/10/02/welcom

Profile photo of Alessia, smiling, long brown hair, brown glasses, green pullover
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 22:28:06

"Tesla's issued a recall on 27,000 Cybertrucks due to an issue with its rear view camera.
Apparently whenever it's on, you can see all the people laughing at you."
- Late Night with Seth Meyers
#humor #cybertruck

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 22:02:51

Attn Star Trek fans:
I challenge you to listen to this episode of "A Closer Look" without bursting out laughing at Seth Meyer's legendary reference that only we Trek fans will understand. 🤣
✅ Jack Smith Reveals Damning New Coup Evidence Against Trump in Bombshell Filing: A Closer Look
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 04:38:43

THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS
...and other hilariously contradictory & moronic moments between MAGA media & the great Rignoramous himself, Fat Nixon.
#humor #jimmykimmel #comedy

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2024-12-05 22:18:58

I know your IP: 127.0.0.1

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2024-10-06 18:04:44

At least 14 killed in Bosnian floods after torrential rainstorm overnight – video #Bosnia #environment #weather #storm

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 04:11:54

California has the 5th largest economy in the world, bigger than India & just under Japan.
Now, Governor Newsom signed a law permitting Marijuana dispensaries to serve food & drink... so next year, come visit CA's Cannibus Cafes!
In other news, they just released 165pg of incriminating testimony & evidence.
HOW IS THIS ELECTION EVEN CLOSE?
"Trump's MELTDOWN Over New Election Fraud Evidence, Melania's Abortion Stance" - Jimmy Kimmel L…

@WaardRichard@social.edu.nl
2024-11-24 10:37:18

Musks relatie met de overheid: ‘Zonder federale belastingvoordelen en overheidssubsidies zou Musks autobedrijf Tesla waarschijnlijk ten onder zijn gegaan. En z'n raketbedrijf SpaceX ontvangt miljarden overheidsgeld voor het in de ruimte schieten van satellieten." nos.nl/l/2545706

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 04:00:47

Which of these are true? 😁
1️⃣ Chris Hemsworth's first job was cleaning human breast pumps.
2️⃣ Jimmy Fallon was once saved from wild coyotes by Dolph Lundgren.
3️⃣ Kumail Nanjiani tried to murder someone in Singapore.
Find out on:
✅ "True Confessions with Chris Hemsworth and Kumail Nanjiani" - Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 06:16:53

Wonderful bloopers from Curb Your Enthusiasm, VEEP, How I Met Your Mother, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Office, Seinfeld...
"Funniest TV Show Bloopers Compilation"
youtube.com/watch?v=DYWDYcgnGK

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 03:02:45

Remember "Still Alive" & the pursuit of cake? Let's all revisit the glory that was the music of Portal. 😁
"Portal Gave Us The 2 GREATEST Video Game Songs Of ALL TIME" - Charles Cornell
youtube.com/watch?v=YGb04ayqNh

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 02:56:55

Tina Peters. Remember that name.
She & her privilege as a Colorado election recorder broke into election voting machines to modify records, defiantly claiming MAGA 'stop the steal' righteousness to the presiding judge... then refused to take responsibility for her corrupt acts as a clerk
AND GOT 9 YEARS IN PRISON.
"Trump Co-Conspirator CRIES As Judge Gives Her BRUTAL Sentence"

@Maurice809@cherprang.xfk48.com
2024-11-04 19:18:30

Ce jeudi 7 novembre 2024 au Falamix Š #Renens 📌
Merci de partager !
#intergen #informatique #clicensemble #Vaud