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@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-01-16 18:37:36

Anyone use the sleep timer youtube has aded?

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-15 08:21:20

I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP AND QUIT LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM ADS
zuckerberg said HEY BITCH YOU LOVE FLAGS N GOING PLACES DON'T U yes!!! I do!!! but UR NOT GONNA GET ME MARK

expensive ass flag dog tag
expensive ass metal rings with country names on them
expensive ass scratch off world map
expensive ass flag charms
@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-01-13 21:42:01

from my link log —
How does Golang know time.Now?
tpaschalis.github.io/golang-ti
saved 2021-04-01 dotat.at/…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 16:11:34

I might take over the world..
maybe after a nap or two

Photo of a tiny kitten sleep on a furry white blanket with the caption:

I would be unstoppable 
if not for the tired sleepy
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-15 21:46:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #StuartMaconiesFreakZone
Dave Brubeck:
🎵 Going To Sleep
#DaveBrubeck
open.spotify.com/track/6gy1FhW

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-08 06:50:14

Ever seen a squirrel curl up & sleep... much less snore? 😁
▶️ Soaking Wet Squirrel Seeks Shelter, Snores All Night Long
youtube.com/watch?v=ZI5mBS1jhj

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-02 21:13:45

I'm feeling all sooky and fragile this morning. It's merely a matter of coping with another broken night's sleep - I think I ended up with about 3 hours all up. So definitely not at my best and brightest today. Not happy, Jan.
#SleeplessInSuburbia

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 11:26:21

The latest pain report is that the new medication and increased old medication may be working because the last two days I managed to sleep until 5am (instead of 3am) and the pain hasn’t been as bad.
10 more days until my next appointment where they electrify a needle inserted into my back.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-12-31 15:42:37

“Babysitter” is such a weird word. Is it only for babies? Does the job involve sitting on them?? No, the job is to supervise young children of various ages: play with them and make sure they sleep when it’s time to sleep. A more accurate word would be “kidnapper.”

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-30 21:03:50

Am I reading "Being and Nothingness" by Jean-Paul Sartre?
Yes. Because everyone dies. You, me, everyone, and everything we ever cared about. So why should you lose sleep over what happens or what anyone thinks, when the ending is already written?
When nothing has inherent meaning, I might as well understand why.

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-12-05 21:48:26

Bedtime... sleep well x

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 16:05:45

CFP: Vol. 1 No. 2: The sleep of digital reason? Dreaming of a creative machine in the age of AI
ift.tt/HqUfKs8
updated: Tuesday, December 2, 2025 - 8:07pmfull name / name of organization: Caleidoscopio @…
via Input 4 RELCFP

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-12-04 03:04:23

404 Sleep not found

@coreyjrowe@detmi.social
2026-01-05 05:31:14

RE: detmi.social/@coreyjrowe/11577
As Metro Detroit goes to sleep, the transit data cutover team behind the curtain gets to work. Happy service change day!!

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-12-21 05:41:37

@… Somehow in the reverse of that; had 4 hours of sleep and now wide awake having a cat look in distrust at me due to the cables, lego and shit I'm tossing arround near him

@billbert@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 02:21:32

My mind will simply not let me stop devouring social content so I can go the fudge to sleep
Starting to think it’s a poor replacement for physical in-person companionship

@Lach@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-08 19:25:47

while [ "$(date %m-%d:%H)" \< "12-24:06" ]; do sleep 60; done && tar -xvf present.tar.gz

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 08:32:29

Ah yeah! @…’s horror advent calendar has arrived 🙌
Here’s a little taste from last year..

A Horror
Advent
Calendar

24 STORIES FOR CHRISTMAS

Welcome to my 2025 horror story advent calendar - one weird or dark tale every day through to Christmas Eve.

Most of these stories are light, but a few have gone too far. Those have been marked with a warning triangle. If you imagine that you could be the sort of person who might phone me up and say "James, what the fuck were you thinking, sharing Christmas stories like that?", then you should probably skip those ones.

Thank you to everyone …
December 6th

The Old Ways

Society has long been
ruined, but they do
their best to follow
the old traditions. In
the depths of Winter,
a man is chosen by lot
to be dressed in a red
suit. He is paraded
around the village's
huts and hovels. In
each place he asks for
a bed, only to be forced
to sleep in the stables.
The next morning,
the town takes him to
the Christmas tree.
It's in the traditional
shape, a long piece of
wood plunged into
the ground, with a
horizontal cross bar.
The man in the re…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-24 21:06:56

Stolen to add alt-text
(and to ward off my despair...)
#Caturday

Cute video of  younger calico stretching and trying to meow while also chittering before going back to sleep with paws bent. It's adorable and sounds like mrewrwrwrwrrwrw
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-02 11:21:18

The new best team in the NFL, plus sorting through the college football mess nytimes.com/athletic/6853727/2

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 01:35:51

This is my favorite time of day. I usually get a few hours in the evening where I am not in terrible pain and can just chill and relax. I go to sleep okay most nights, but the fear of knowing I will wake up by 4am in extreme pain does cause some worry. Luckily the exhaustion from lack of sleep means I do fall asleep quickly and get a few hours rest. Hopefully I've only got two more weeks of this shit.

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 16:05:44

CFP: Vol. 1 No. 2: The sleep of digital reason? Dreaming of a creative machine in the age of AI
ift.tt/HqUfKs8
updated: Tuesday, December 2, 2025 - 8:07pmfull name / name of organization: Caleidoscopio @…
via Input 4 RELCFP

@dennisfaucher@infosec.exchange
2025-11-21 15:11:32

So, last night, because "I'll sleep when I'm dead", I re-created one of my favorite Mac clock apps that would no longer work. Thanks, Cursor AI IDE! Enjoy!
Repo: github.com/DennisFaucher/vibe-
Releases (Binaries):

Floating analog clock
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-21 20:52:23

In this flurry of news, don’t sleep on this: even though Trump is still trying to hide the fact that he’s a serial rapist and pedophile, he is an absolutely public and unabashed racist, no matter how bright the spotlight.
theguardian.com/business/2026/

@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz
2025-12-26 21:45:04

Most of you will instantly recognize the 10-second slide whistle loop Steven Stapleton sampled from “The Oimels” for a Nurse With Wound song, but this album isn’t goofy like that. Dark and soulful, it represents a piece of the expanding European free jazz scene in 1970. And it’s in my top 10 albums released by the venerable ECM label. Don’t sleep on this!

@fluchtkapsel@nerdculture.de
2025-12-27 16:21:26
Content warning: tech, linux, oculink

After a few days with my OCuLink setup I made an observation:
I can put the machine to sleep but I can't wake it up anymore. When I try to resume it doesn't fully power on. Power LED lights up and fans start on the OCuLink dock but USB won't get initialized (I have a soundbar that reports "USB audio" whenever USB is reset) and the LED lighting of the UTM 780 XTX stays dark.

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-11-25 01:21:26

5 Lies We’re Told As Children About Animals #animals

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-20 22:27:26

After #Trump finally crashes and burns (I'm still saying I don't think he makes it to the mid terms, and I think it's more than possible he won't make it to the end of the year) we'll hear a lot of people say, "the system worked!" Today people are already talking about "saving democracy" by fighting back. This will become a big rally cry to vote (for Democrats, specifically), and the complete failure of the system will be held up as the best evidence for even greater investment in it.
I just want to point out that American democracy gave nuclear weapons to a pedophile, who, before being elected was already a well known sexual predator, and who made the campaign promise to commit genocide. He then preceded to commit genocide. And like, I don't care that he's "only" kidnaped and disappeared a few thousand brown people. That's still genocide. Even if you don't kill every member of a targeted group, any attempt to do so is still "committing genocide." Trump said he would commit genocide, then he hired all the "let's go do a race war" guys he could find and *paid* them to go do a race war. And, even now as this deranged monster is crashing out, he is still authorized to use the world's largest nuclear arsenal.
He committed genocide during his first term when his administration separated migrant parents and children, then adopted those children out to other parents. That's technically genocide. The point was to destroy the very people been sending right wing terror squads after.
There was a peaceful hand over of power to a known Russian asset *twice*, and the second time he'd already committed *at least one* act of genocide *and* destroyed cultural heritage sites (oh yeah, he also destroyed indigenous grave sites, in case you forgot, during his first term).
All of this was allowed because the system is set up to protect exactly these types of people, because *exactly* these types of people are *the entire power structure*.
Going back to that system means going back to exactly the system that gave nuclear weapons to a pedophile *TWICE*.
I'm already seeing the attempts to pull people back, the congratulations as we enter the final phase, the belief that getting Trump out will let us all get back to normal. Normal. The normal that lead here in the first place. I can already see the brunch reservations being made. When Trump is over, we will be told we won. We will be told that it's time to go back to sleep.
When they tell you everything worked, everything is better, that we can stop because we won, tell them "fuck you! Never again means never again." Destroy every system that ever gave these people power, that ever protected them from consequences, that ever let them hide what they were doing.
These democrats funded a genocide abroad and laid the groundwork for genocide at home. They protected these predators, for years. The whole power structure is guilty. As these files implicate so many powerful people, they're trying to shove everything back in the box. After all the suffering, after we've finally made it clear that we are the once with the power, only now they're willing to sacrifice Trump to calm us all down.
No, that's a good start but it can't be the end.
Winning can't be enough to quench that rage. Keep it burning. When this is over, let victory fan that anger until every institution that made this possible lies in ashes. Burn it all down and salt the earth. Taking down Trump is a great start, but it's not time to give up until this isn't possible again.
#USPol

@pre@boing.world
2025-12-20 12:52:08

I has a bed.
No mattress until Monday, but a bed fully stained and varnished and constructed.
Had to wait a couple of days for varnish which never came. Went out to an actual DIY shop in the end. Gonna have a lot of spare varnish soon.
Varnished the whole room with two more coats as well as the bed twice.
A few more things to buy after Xmas and the full media setup can't happen until the new Steam Machine at its heart is released. Maybe cobble together something to plug a laptop into in the meantime? All for next year though once the mattress arrives and I can actually sleep in the bedroom.

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2025-12-18 16:12:21

"Parents would have to sign a nondisclosure agreement if their child was admitted."
What kind of school is this? Just because of the #Musk name, people accept the weirdest sh…, ahem, conditions?
💰🧱

@pdmckone@mstdn.ca
2025-12-24 13:26:39

Now it's Christmas Eve
One more sleep 'til Santa comes
Time to hit the hay.
#dailyhaikuprompt - hay
#haiku
#poem

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-01-21 20:30:40

Alisson with a fine save after a set piece is initially defended and #LFC do their classic trick of going to sleep and not closing down everything after.

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-11-21 03:04:02

404 Sleep not found.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 10:31:47

Why get up, when you could sleep?

Photo of an adorable cat asleep and curled up in a rectangular shaped, fuzzy cat bed on a white and blue afghan blanket.
@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2026-01-18 21:55:23

Imagine being so exhausted you can barely stand, yet thousands of people are waiting for you to give everything you have. Night after night. City after city.
There's a singer who knows this feeling intimately. After months of touring, she's running on empty—traveling by day, performing by night, adrenaline keeping her wired long after the final encore. Sleep won't come. The body is exhausted, but the mind won't stop. She captures this feeling in a song about desperate ti…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-23 01:21:32

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Soul Clap:
🎵 No Sleep (Soul Clap Dub)
#SoulClap

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-11-17 21:04:06

@… 1.
Ultimately not changing the clock 2 times per year is my first priority.
But to the “I just really want the sun to be highest at one hour after noon crowd” all I can say is:
Have you tried getting up and going to sleep one hour earlier every day?
You can do that, without inflicting your insanity on the rest of us.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-11 20:57:41

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NewMusicFix
TymoticA:
🎵 Sleep Mechanism
#TymoticA
tymotica.bandcamp.com/track/sl
open.spotify.com/track/0dHvwGM

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 21:29:13

Anyone know the location of a bear den or an enclave for the old gods?
I need to sleep for an untold amount of time

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-11-21 19:27:09

Managed only one hour of sleep between 2 and 6 am. Not happy so I'm intending to stay and read in bed until at least 7:30. Bah humbug!
#SleeplessInSuburbia

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-01-24 22:50:28

"I have always believed in deeds, not words."
As the ongoing Russian attacks keep crippling our infrastructure (as seen from a cold unpowered home with a failing cell connection), I am left with few options. One of them, ruminating before sleep on a strange recurring phenomenon. If not careful, we become what we fight.
We're not infallible. It's the values we keep, the tradeoffs we make to succeed that shape us.
Be vigilant. Watch yourself.
And stay sa…

A bald man in dark clothes with an intense but otherwise neutral eyes - Kane, the leader of NOD from the game Command and Conquer
A dark mode digital map of northern Ukraine (including Kyiv, Kharkiv and Dnipro). Top label - "monitor 24.01.2026 02:08", "49 x unanned drones". Russian bombing drones marked in yellow (Shahed) mostly swarming on Kyiv and Kharkiv. Two ballistic missiles marked in red traversing the northern part to SW, roughly towards Moldova.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-21 18:21:14

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #MaryAnneHobbs
HTRK:
🎵 Soul Sleep (Zebrablood Remix)
#HTRK
htrk.bandcamp.com/track/soul-s
open.spotify.com/track/2zdl7fh

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-21 23:55:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #DriveTime
Daníel Hjšlmtýsson:
🎵 Sleep Paralysis
#DaníelHjálmtýsson
danielhjalmtysson.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/1BdMksx

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-19 20:04:04

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #FridayNightIsMusicNight
Jules Massenet, BBC Concert Orchestra & Daniel Bartholomew-Poyser:
🎵 The Last Sleep of the Virgin
#JulesMassenet #BBCConcertOrchestra #DanielBartholomewPoyser

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-21 20:25:20

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ThePeoplesParty with #AFRODEUTSCHE
Mikron:
🎵 Sleep Paralysis
#Mikron
shop.cpurecords.net/track/mikr