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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-01 02:51:22

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

 thatspectacularpigeon

| hate people that are like "oh you shouldn't
curse. Use proper words. Only people with a
small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen
fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.
Because saying you are and idiot is one thing
Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

 arachnofiend

Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling
someone a “blight on the world” simply has a
different energy and weight to it than calling
them a fucking asshole.

You wouldn't use a rap…
@servelan@newsie.social
2025-12-01 01:20:35

'Fu*king Doorknob': Mace Blasted For Taking Credit For Bill She Voted Against | Crooks and Liars
crooksandliars.com/2025/11/fuk

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 21:15:04

Why the actual fuck would it even cross anyone's mind to connect a fucking bed to the cloud?!
"hey, look, internet, they're rabbiting right now and... oh, it was just 2 minutes."
Holy shit. These people are utter morons. Honestly.
tech.lgbt/@LilahTovMoon/115413

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-11 05:11:14

roommate came home and said hey ianthe you want a piece of chocolate chip cookie cuz I got a lil bit and then slowly unveiled this through the crack in my door.
fucking. HELLO???

a fuck off massive rectangle chocolate chip cookie it's like. fucking 3 feet by 2 feet of cookie
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-11-24 20:38:41

"Nine members of Premier Danielle Smith’s United Conservative Party caucus are facing recall petitions — enough to potentially tip the balance of power in the legislature.”
Imagine... IMAGINE... if the a majority-government in Canada lost their majority through recalls. Epic.
#canPoli #CdnPoli #ABPoli #Democracy
ctvnews.ca/edmonton/article/si

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-02 23:59:33

To be filed in "stuff I'll never understand, like ever": videos about asking AI shit.
Who the fuck cares? I mean, if you really care what the AI has to say (ha!) about something, you can ask it yourself. Why the fuck are you watching a video about someone else asking a question you can ask yourself?! Too much time to waste in your life?
People, man... They're fucking tiresome. For real.