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@blakes7bot@botsin.space
2024-09-12 13:06:49

Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
ARLE: Oh, come on, Berg. You're not old enough to have lost your nerve yet. [They start to cross the field. Smoke begins to rise around their feet] Help me. Help me. I can't move.
BERG: I can't. [Small flames lick near their feet] I can't! [His scream is cut off when they are blown up.]
blake.torpidity.net/m/205/23 B7B4

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-10 18:36:04

Watching the 2018 sequel to #Halloween last night wasn’t too terrifying.
However. It did set me up for having a small heart attack when I spotted this over my shoulder hanging in the bathroom.

A youth sized Michael Meyers Halloween outfit (mechanic jumpsuit).
@blakes7bot@botsin.space
2024-09-11 19:46:27

Series A, Episode 08 - Duel
VILA: That's not what I meant.
AVON: No, he was calling me a machine, but since he undoubtedly defines himself as a human being, I shall choose to accept that as more of a compliment than anything else.
blake.torpidity.net/m/108/38 B7B6

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-10 10:27:24

Series A, Episode 03 - Cygnus Alpha
BLAKE: Well, I doubt whether we'd understand the manuals, so go ahead and try one. Go on.
JENNA: Well, don't blame me if it's self-destruct.
blake.torpidity.net/m/103/50 B7B2

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 20:04:25

My #Fallout #PipBoy sits on my desk & makes me happy just seeing its old green monochrome display.
I play #KEarth 101.1 on its built-in FM radio & it takes me back to my childhood, listening…

@loleg@fosstodon.org
2024-11-03 17:32:54

"Code is, ultimately, characters on a screen, and software engineers do nothing but hammer that code into shapes that spark Joy and Money. The fear and dread comes from a culture where people feel bad that they can't work quickly enough in the terrible codebase, where they feel judged for slowing down to hammer the code into better shapes that sadly aren't on the Jira board, and where management looks down on people who practice craftsmanship."
-- Ludicity

@mf@est.social
2024-10-01 13:54:15

Hea artikkel. Samas olen ma ka üsna veendunud, et täiesti tagajärjetu ja kasutu, sest need kes sellega nõus on, arvasid juba enne nii ja need kes sellega nõus ei ole, neid ei veena (veel) üks selleteemaline artikkel ka.
Ma arvan, et tuleks sõnastada teisiti - meil ei lähe praegu hästi, sest me ei usu. Endasse, oma kultuuri, oma majandusse (riigijuhtimisse kohe ammugi mitte). Tegelt ütles sedasama isegi Ligi, omal moel, nagu see tal käib. Sedasama ütles Aimar Ventsel, kui ta arvustas R…

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-12-08 16:47:10

Every year around the holidays I get nostalgic for the old-timey 13 Days of 007. I definitely credit TBS for making me a #jamesbond fan.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 21:09:18

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
BLAKE: They don't.
GUARD: You. [Signals to Selma] Come with me.
blake.torpidity.net/m/204/475 B7B5

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to be from a scene set in a cave. The setting is dark and rocky, illuminated by a few lights suggesting an underground or mysterious environment. Two characters are visible, one with light hair wearing a pink outfit and another with darker features adorned with intricate, possibly alien-like designs. This scene likely involves an adventurous or possibly sci-fi context, where the characters are exploring or interacting within a subterranean env…
@x_cli@infosec.exchange
2024-10-02 15:30:48

TIL about a bit too much "new" (new to me) tech that I need to study: OpenNebula, Firecracker and Flatcar. They all seem amazing. How did I miss them for so long? 🤯😵

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-08 05:57:33

Maybe if I buy this flower a drink, it will tell me the secret to its optimism #bloomscrolling

A single newly bloomed white daisy in a bed of its dead and hibernating siblings, with mostly green and brown leaves.
@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2024-10-23 21:47:57

Me zur Dozentin: "Ich würde die Hausarbeit gerne bei ihnen schreiben. Aber wenn es geht erst im nächsten Semester. Ich habe mir das Aktuelle zu voll gepackt."
Dozentin: *gibt Daumen hoch*
RATET, wer jetzt schon zwei Tage im Kopf an der Struktur feilt?

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2024-11-25 11:34:08

Sonnet 144 - CXLIV
Two loves I have of comfort and despair,
Which like two spirits do suggest me still:
The better angel is a man right fair,
The worser spirit a woman coloured ill.
To win me soon to hell, my female evil,
Tempteth my better angel from my side,
And would corrupt my saint to be a devil,
Wooing his purity with her foul pride.
And whether that my angel be turned fiend,
Suspect I may, yet not directly tell;
But bei…

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-07 10:28:00

Series B, Episode 03 - Weapon
TRAVIS: And the slave pits?
SERVALAN: When you're of no further use to me, Travis.
blake.torpidity.net/m/203/68 B7B2

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "This image is a black-and-white photograph depicting a person wearing a textured outfit with a distinctive eyepatch or face marking over one eye. The setting appears to be in a minimalistic or sci-fi inspired environment, possibly a scene from a television show or film. The person has a serious or intense expression on their face. Further context or specific identification is not possible from the image alone."

Blakes7Bot, version 3.7.34.
@x_cli@infosec.exchange
2024-10-03 11:26:52

Il y a une liste des podcasts francophones sur la cyber ?
Je connais essentiellement NoLimitSecu, Le comptoir sécu (mort ?), OnDitChiffrer, et @…
Vous en connaissez d'autres ? Je me fous des podcasts corporate pour s'acheter une présence sur Linkedin.
Liste en anglophone :
infosec.exchange/@AJCxZ0/11323

@adingbatponder@fosstodon.org
2024-11-25 09:56:32

#yahoo app puts delete next to select... am I a grumpy old git with overly fat thumbs or what? Why have a select option and not let me select on one click. GUI design has really gone down the pan and why can't I decide how I want to have my menus appear? Where is AI when you need it. Are there ANY #android

drop down menu showing select then below delete
@mszll@datasci.social
2024-11-14 13:55:10

Follow me on bluesky here: bsky.app/profile/mszll.datasci
(My posts from Mastodon will be bridged to there)

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-07 07:07:50

#Blakes7 Series C, Episode 10 - Ultraworld
CALLY: [V.O. still faint] Help me, please. I don't know where I am.
AVON: Cally, where are you? We need your location.
blake.torpidity.net/m/310/98

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2024-12-05 20:05:26

I am so tired of people trying to shove AI down my throat that anytime anyone talks about AI or adopts anything using it or anything like that I will just go on a ten minute tangent about how massive companies suck and AI is not even remotely the future. You did this to me, OpenAI/Microsoft/Apple/<insert other massive company here>.

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 15:05:36

“Dangerous Coats” by Sharon Owens
Someone clever once said
Women were not allowed pockets
In case they carried leaflets
To spread sedition
Which means unrest
To you & me
A grandiose word
For commonsense
Fairness
Kindness
Equality
So ladies, start sewing
Dangerous coats
Made of pockets & sedition

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2024-11-19 00:10:01

Sonnet 089 - LXXXIX
Say that thou didst forsake me for some fault,
And I will comment upon that offence:
Speak of my lameness, and I straight will halt,
Against thy reasons making no defence.
Thou canst not, love, disgrace me half so ill,
To set a form upon desired change,
As I'll myself disgrace; knowing thy will,
I will acquaintance strangle, and look strange;
Be absent from thy walks; and in my tongue
Thy sweet beloved name n…

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2024-11-28 09:41:54

"when was the last time you saw a bag of chips despawn. 'cause for me, it's never."
-me at 1 fucking 37 AM

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-27 06:25:02

I think my daughter gets me. A for accuracy. Also, the disco ball is a nice touch.

Drawing of a skeleton, with it's eyes falling out, scratches and blood on it's skull, but happily listening to music on some headphones.
@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2024-11-18 23:43:50

Hello! I'm @… and I'm building this bot to post a Shakespeare sonnet once a day. I built and ran the Sonnet a Day bot that ran on Twitter, Facebook and elsewhere for more than 10 years. Nice to digitally meet you!
(This is a bot, so I may not see any replies to it, try me on my main account if you want to reach me.)

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 14:41:30

After wearing my cargo pants yesterday and being spoiled by decent sized pockets (I could fit my phone in the front pocket, keys, and lipstick without it falling out when I sit) I’m pissed again about the pockets in my current pants, back pocket I can only put my hand up to my second knuckle in the back (might fit a lipstick but it would fall out) and the front ones, stuff keeps falling out when I sit. I’m going to lengthen the pockets based on the cargo pants pockets, I don’t care if it ‘ruins the line of the pants, and adds bulkiness’ because as I always say, women’s pockets, when pants have them, are bullshit. And I don’t care if they make me look fat because I value function and comfort more. My son can fit a whole keyboard in his. I’ve been gradually lengthening my pockets as I get to them, or wearing a Fanny pack, but had to go to a funeral Sunday and got pissed again about my pockets. I want to empower other women with decent pockets, so we can take over. That poem about seditious pockets comes to mind. Or at least carry phones and keys. Will post photos. #sewing #pockets #womenspants

@x_cli@infosec.exchange
2024-10-13 16:52:36

Bon, bah j'ai trouvé pourquoi le player de @Castopod (ainsi qu'Apple Podcast en streaming) déconne et me fait des resets de lectures constamment : code.castopod.org/adaures/cast
Le ticket est ouvert depuis 7 mois sans réponse. Le déploiement de Castopod par docker intégrant nginx est peté...
Vivement la migration Š mon propre service !

@blakes7bot@botsin.space
2024-09-12 17:09:47

Series C, Episode 07 - Children of Auron
DAYNA: Just be ready to bring me straight back up! All right, down. [Vila operates teleport]
VILA: [To Deral] You'd better be right.
blake.torpidity.net/m/307/543 B7B5

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-20 17:56:45

really surprised to see all this traction around #bluesky right now. not sure what to make of it WRT fediverse and mastodon. kind of bums me out that people are not migrating here.

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2024-11-28 00:51:46

i cannot articulate how infuriating it is that discord is giving me the option to link my bluesky but not my mastodon for some reason

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2024-11-23 11:34:07

Sonnet 044 - XLIV
If the dull substance of my flesh were thought,
Injurious distance should not stop my way;
For then despite of space I would be brought,
From limits far remote, where thou dost stay.
No matter then although my foot did stand
Upon the farthest earth remov'd from thee;
For nimble thought can jump both sea and land,
As soon as think the place where he would be.
But, ah! thought kills me that I am not thought,
To l…

@x_cli@infosec.exchange
2024-10-12 21:33:52

Référentiel technique sur la vérification de l’âge pour la protection des mineurs contre la pornographie en ligne
arcom.fr/se-documenter/espace-
Vérification de l'âge en ligne : la CNIL a rendu son avis sur le référentiel de l’Arcom concernant l’accès aux sites pornographiques
cnil.fr/fr/verification-de-lag
Mon analyse de la solution de la CNIL (jugée nulle Š chier) : broken-by-design.fr/posts/prot
Je me tiens Š la disposition des journalistes. Je ne suis pas mauvais en vulgarisation.
Les boosts sont appréciés.

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2024-11-19 11:34:06

Sonnet 026 - XXVI
Lord of my love, to whom in vassalage
Thy merit hath my duty strongly knit,
To thee I send this written embassage,
To witness duty, not to show my wit:
Duty so great, which wit so poor as mine
May make seem bare, in wanting words to show it,
But that I hope some good conceit of thine
In thy soul's thought, all naked, will bestow it:
Till whatsoever star that guides my moving,
Points on me graciously with fair a…