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Rams LT Jackson set to make return to practice https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46072331/rams-lt-alaric-jackson-blood-clots-set-make-practice-return

'Very hungry' Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs could be making sooner-than-expected return https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6573148/2025/08/25/cowboys-trevon-diggs-return-knee-injury/

Court orders Trump admin to facilitate another deported man's return from El Salvador (Associated Press)
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/court-orders-trump-admin-facilitate-deported-man-return-el-salvador-rcna214889
http://www.memeorandum.com/250624/p165#a250624p165

Return to Ravenhearst: completed!
Back in 2016 there was a sale on the 3DS eShop which included a few hidden object games. This wasn't a genre I had a lot of experience with, but I quite fancied trying it; and at £1 each there wasn't a huge financial risk. I bought Ravenhearst, and since it was only another pound, the sequel Return to Ravenhearst. I then played Ravenhearst occasionally over the next seven years or so, largely regretting my purchases.

Double Check My Desired Return: Transformer with Target Alignment for Offline Reinforcement Learning
Yue Pei, Hongming Zhang, Chao Gao, Martin M\"uller, Mengxiao Zhu, Hao Sheng, Haogang Zhu, Liang Lin
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.16420

Double Check My Desired Return: Transformer with Target Alignment for Offline Reinforcement Learning
Offline reinforcement learning (RL) has achieved significant advances in domains such as robotic control, autonomous driving, and medical decision-making. Most existing methods primarily focus on training policies that maximize cumulative returns from a given dataset. However, many real-world applications require precise control over policy performance levels, rather than simply pursuing the best possible return. Reinforcement learning via supervised learning (RvS) frames offline RL as a sequen…

A federal judge on Friday ordered the Justice Department to tell her more
about a deal struck between the Trump administration and President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador
to imprison immigrants deported from the United States in a Salvadoran maximum-security facility
in exchange for the return of top leaders of the MS-13 gang who are in U.S. custody.
The order by the judge, Joan M. Azrack,
came as she was considering a request by federal prosecutors on Long Island…

Judge Demands Answers About Deal to Return MS-13 Gang Leaders to El Salvador
Federal prosecutors are seeking to drop narco-terrorism charges against a man they have alleged is one of the gang’s leaders.

Heroes at HOME! Ukrainians return from Russian captivity – new stage of the EXCHANGE #shorts: https://benborges.xyz/2025/07/23/heroes-at-home-ukrainians-return.html

ok, so, you know how the standards (C/POSIX) allow malloc(0) to return NULL?
i went to refresh my memory after a discussion of a security issue today and as best as i can tell, no commonly used OS has ever had malloc(0) return NULL, including historical ones¹. windows, glibc, musl, BSDs, all return a non-NULL pointer to some object
¹…

"It is not the beginning of the end. It is the return to yourself. The return to innocence."
#NowPlaying

NFL longshot picks, Week 1 2025 odds, props: This parlay could return over $4,000 on a $10 bet

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-longsho…

"The water industry: a return to public ownership should still be on the table" 👍
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jul/21/the-guardian-view-on-the-water-industry-a-return-to-pub…

My cactus grew a white thing. Apparently it’ll be gone by the morning.
“If today is not your day,
then be happy
for this day shall never return.
And if today is your day,
then be happy now
for this day shall never return.”
― Kamand Kojouri
#WelshPhotography #BloomScrolling #flowers

1/x) I thought I would return without any photos at all from our hike last Saturday to the #Wallberg near #Tegernsee
But back home I noticed some potential in at least some of the photos so I invested some time in them and compiled a little video as well.

Wallberg Beyond the Crowds
Last weekend’s hike to the Wallberg near Tegernsee offered a calm alternative to the usual crowds thanks to overcast skies and cool temperatures. We enjoyed varied views, a peaceful ascent, and a choice descent on a narrow trail with photo-worthy moments, while testing a new action cam along the way

Adding back $8.5 million starter changes everything about Cowboys positional depth https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2025/08/24/trevon-diggs-return-dallas-cowboys-weakness-strength-2…

Check out today's Metacurity for the most critical infosec developments you should know, including
--US House of Representatives bans WhatsApp on security grounds
--US Cybercom played a role in Iran attack,
--Crypto scam services return after Telegram beheading,
--NoName DDoS'ed Dutch cities ahead of NATO summit,
--REvil members released in Russia,
--Coinbase poseur stole millions from crypto holders,
--Critical infrastructure defense project …

US House of Representatives bans WhatsApp on security grounds
US Cybercom played a role in Iran attack, Crypto scam services return after Telegram beheading, NoName DDoS'ed Dutch cities ahead of NATO summit, REvil members released in Russia, Coinbase poseur stole millions from crypto holders, Critical infrastructure defense project disbanded, much more

The full frequency sweep won't finish before I leave for REcon but I think I've finally got the ARF6 launch dialed in: better than -20 dB return loss from DC to 11.9 GHz, and better than -15.8 dB from DC to 30 GHz.
* Shrink vias from 0.45 pad / 0.25 drill to 0.35 / 0.15
* Use round vias for the signal lines as coupling seemed to be significant vs the square ones I tried to use to simplify meshing
* Keep non-functional via pads
* Single large ground plane cutout o…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Digital Underground:
🎵 The Return of the Crazy One
#DigitalUnderground
https://therealdjbacon.bandcamp.com/track/digital-underground-return-of-the-crazy-one-disco-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4WbGTsQQpg9h2dKI2FaH5J

Another bullet dodged accidentally…
In this case, the real reason I didn’t recommend 1P for my employer was that I had experienced their enshittification process as an individual user and wasn’t sure how far they might go with a corporate customer.
(I also saw no need for an “enterprise” solution for us at that point and that turned out right.)

Charter and Disney expand their 2023 carriage agreement, bringing Hulu's ad-tier to Spectrum TV customers and restoring eight previously removed cable channels (Alex Weprin/The Hollywood Reporter)
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/bu…

Disney and Charter Strike Surprise Deal That Adds Hulu and Returns Axed Cable Channels to Lineup
Spectrum TV Select customers will soon get access to Hulu included in their subscription, as Freeform, FXX and other channels that were cut two years ago return.

Whites-only community plotting expansion to another state | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/return-to-the-land-whites-only-community-b2795213.html

Will Jamal Adams Return to Form with Raiders? https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/las-vegas-jamal-adams-jeremy-chinn-isaiah-pola-mao-pete-carroll-

"Trump's fundraising efforts reflect the support of influential donors who may expect favorable policies in return"
#Politics
https://www.newsweek.com/american-bus…

List of American Companies that Support President Donald Trump
Companies like Coca-Cola, PayPal and Uber have all contributed to Trump's campaign or the Presidential Inaugural Committee.

When another coach capitalist philosopher starts telling you how people wouldn't work at all if they weren't coerced to, and the whole world would fall apart then, you should remind them that practically the whole Internet — yes, the same they're using to spread their capitalistic bullshit and the one capitalism is repeatedly trying to turn into complete useless shit — is founded on the work of volunteers, who for many years tirelessly work to keep it working while usually not expecting anything in return.
#AntiCapitalism

Now I'm gonna go with MastodonFedivers on a mining trip and I will only return if I'm 90% full in terms of inventory weight (at 100% you get overburdened and then lose the ability to teleport home)...then I'll return home to ML.
and we are talking about 90% WHILE having consumed a pork pie and the duration is still active!

FFS
Ray Stevens, a Gold Coast Liberal National party MP has called for the return of vagrancy laws to allow police to prosecute homeless people amid an ongoing crackdown on tent cities in Queensland.
"The police reluctantly tell me they have no legislative power to move these people on, which I find incredibly disappointing..."

Happy Meal Hussein
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Non-algebraic first return probability of a stretched random walk near a convex boundary and its effect on adsorption
Daniil Fedotov, Sergei Nechaev
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.17829

Non-algebraic first return probability of a stretched random walk near a convex boundary and its effect on adsorption
The $N$-step random walk, stretched in the vicinity of a disc (in 2D) or a sphere (in 3D) of radius $R$, demonstrates a non-algebraic stretched exponential decay $P_N\sim \exp\left(-{\rm const}\, N^{1/3}\right)$ for the first return probability $P_N$ in the double-scaling limit $N=\frac{L}{a}\gg 1, \frac{R}{a}\gg 1$ conditioned that $\frac{L}{R}=c={\rm const}$. Stretching means that the length of the walk, $L=Na$ (where $a$ is the unit step length) satisfies the condition $L = cR$, where $c > �…

Reflection-less filter for superconducting quantum circuits
Jessica Kedziora, Eric Q. Bui, Alec Yen, Andres E. Lombo, Kaidong Peng, Terence J. Weir, Kevin P. O'Brien
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.20645

Reflection-less filter for superconducting quantum circuits
Protecting superconducting quantum circuits from non-ideal return loss, including out-of-band circulator behavior and enhancing the performance of broadband quantum-limited amplifiers can be accomplished using a superconducting version of a special class of microwave filters known as reflection-less filters. These filters can simultaneously permit low pass band loss to preserve quantum efficiency and broad band reflection-less characteristics in the stop and pass bands. The filter also suppress…

Google will officially deprecate links generated with its goo.gl URL shortener on August 25, 2025; the company stopped generating goo.gl URLs in March 2019 (Emma Roth/The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/news/713125/google-url-shortener-links-shutdown-deadlin…

Google’s shortened goo.gl links will stop working next month
Google will deprecate all links created with its URL shortener on August 25th, 2025. All links made with the tool will return a 404 error message after that date.

Ukraine’s demands in Istanbul: ceasefire, return of children, summit: https://benborges.xyz/2025/07/24/ukraines-demands-in-istanbul-ceasefire.html

All 10 new episodes of Futurama season 13 will be streaming starting September 15 #Futurama

‘Futurama’: All 10 Episodes of Season 13 To Drop In September
On September 15, Hulu will drop all 10 episodes of Season 13 at once, the streamer confirmed.

A Principled Path to Fitted Distributional Evaluation
Sungee Hong, Jiayi Wang, Zhengling Qi, Raymond Ka Wai Wong
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.20048 https://

A Principled Path to Fitted Distributional Evaluation
In reinforcement learning, distributional off-policy evaluation (OPE) focuses on estimating the return distribution of a target policy using offline data collected under a different policy. This work focuses on extending the widely used fitted-Q evaluation -- developed for expectation-based reinforcement learning -- to the distributional OPE setting. We refer to this extension as fitted distributional evaluation (FDE). While only a few related approaches exist, there remains no unified framewor…

$8.5M All-Pro says conditioning key to W1 status, has no issue with Cowboys med staff https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2025/08/26/cowboys-trevon-diggs-discusses-health-mia…

A United States Army veteran who was forced to self-deport to South Korea has told Newsweek he will only return once President Donald Trump leaves office.
Purple Heart veteran Sae Joon Park, who has lived in the U.S. for 48 years, was told by immigration authorities that he had three weeks to leave the country.
"President Trump sucks. I will try to come back after Trump leaves," Park told Newsweek in a statement.

Purple Heart Veteran Forced to Deport After Green Card Revoked
"President Trump sucks. I will try to come back after Trump leaves," Purple Heart vet Sae Joon Park told Newsweek in a statement.

temporarily healed by neil young & the chrome hearts at jones beach, GA pit abandoned to post-hurricane high tides & return of venue's old moat. windswept mix in balcony, birds dislodged from stage roof flocking during loud tunes. 1st "long walk home" since '89 & "singer without a song" since '13.

On the Impact of Sybil-based Attacks on Mobile Crowdsensing for Transportation
Alexander S\"oderh\"all, Zahra Alimadadi, Panos Papadimitratos
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.20585

On the Impact of Sybil-based Attacks on Mobile Crowdsensing for Transportation
Mobile Crowd-Sensing (MCS) enables users with personal mobile devices (PMDs) to gain information on their surroundings. Users collect and contribute data on different phenomena using their PMD sensors, and the MCS system processes this data to extract valuable information for end users. Navigation MCS-based applications (N-MCS) are prevalent and important for transportation: users share their location and speed while driving and, in return, find efficient routes to their destinations. However, …

“The Founders of This New Development Say You Must Be White to Live There”
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/realestate/arkansas-white-housing-return-to-land.html
I may be ok with these folks self-selecting out of the broader communit…

Tell me again how you’re going replace people with AI?
https://thedailyadda.com/95-of-companies-see-zero-return-on-30-billion-generative-ai-spend-mit-report-finds/

95% of Companies See ‘Zero Return’ on $30 Billion Generative AI Spend, MIT Report Finds
Over the last three years, companies worldwide have invested between 30 and 40 billion dollars into generative artificial intelligence projects. Yet most of these efforts have brought no real business…

Words fail me.
https://apnews.com/article/trump-indians-redskins-guardians-commanders-8863d8d95f56414f0f74cab0e897a93f

Trump's latest demand: Washington football and Cleveland baseball teams should change names back
President Donald Trump has called for Washington's football team and Cleveland's baseball team to return to their previous names. On Sunday, Trump posted on Truth Social urging the Washington Commanders to revert to the Redskins and the Cleveland Guardians to return to the Indians. He claimed there is significant public support for the change, citing heritage and tradition. However, both teams have stated they have no plans to revisit the name changes. The Commanders and Guardians adopted their…

Failure Prediction in Conversational Recommendation Systems
Maria Vlachou
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.17976 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2507.17976

Failure Prediction in Conversational Recommendation Systems
In a Conversational Image Recommendation task, users can provide natural language feedback on a recommended image item, which leads to an improved recommendation in the next turn. While typical instantiations of this task assume that the user's target item will (eventually) be returned, this might often not be true, for example, the item the user seeks is not within the item catalogue. Failing to return a user's desired item can lead to user frustration, as the user needs to interact with the s…

Another man who was deported in violation of court order must be returned to US, court rules (Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/06/24/court-orders-trump-return-deported-immigrant-00421039
http://www.memeorandum.com/250624/p89#a250624p89

Is the Home Office so inhumane, or is it just some rogue, cynical (un)civil servant who made this judgement?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jun/18/uk-home-office-brazilian-family-children-return-alone?CMP…

Trump-Putin-fossil fuels: it's all intimately connected.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/russia-appears-to-open-door-for-potential-exxon-return-to-sakhalin-1-project/ar-AA1KETmU

Discovery of a 0.8-mHz quasi-periodic oscillations in the transient X-ray pulsar SXP31.0 and associated timing transitions
Alexander Salganik, Sergey S. Tsygankov, Sergey V. Molkov, Igor Yu. Lapshov, Alexander A. Lutovinov, Alexey Yu. Tkachenko, Alexander A. Mushtukov, Juri Poutanen
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.19601

Discovery of a 0.8-mHz quasi-periodic oscillations in the transient X-ray pulsar SXP31.0 and associated timing transitions
We present the first broad-band spectral and timing study of the Be/X-ray pulsar XTE J0111.2$-$7317 (SXP31.0) during its first major outburst since its discovery in 1998. This giant Type II outburst, observed in April-June 2025, marks the source's return to activity after nearly three decades of quiescence. Utilizing our NuSTAR observations together with Swift/XRT and SRG/ART-XC ones, we trace the evolution of the outburst to a peak bolometric luminosity of $L_{\rm bol} = 3.6 \times 10^{38}$ er…

‘Point of no return’ — Ukraine’s democracy under threat as new bill guts anti-corruption efforts: https://benborges.xyz/2025/07/22/point-of-no-return-ukraines.html

“Every one of us has a secret book,” Hélène Cixous says. She’s talking about childhood books, and I have those too, but if you look in my backpack you’ll always find a secret book of the moment. One of my most magical secret books has been Dime-Store Alchemy by the poet Charles Simic.
https://salrandolph.sub…

A Return to Talisman Books
Certain books act like talismans. One of mine is Dime-Store Alchemy, poet Charles Simic's book about the artist Joseph Cornell.

#iran

Tehran is in shock – and we have fled with heavy hearts
My family and I have no idea if, or when, we will return – or what we may return to.

Spurious Caesar
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#satire #potus45

Cowboys Put Trevon Diggs on Active Roster, Clearing Way for Cornerback's Return https://www.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/cowboys-put-trevon-diggs-active-roster-clearing-way-cornerbacks-return

The dove pair that nest in our eaves just successfully raised these two chicks. They were alone on the nest yesterday and were gone today. They raised a single chick on the same nest earlier this year. Very clean, we see the family return every year. #naturephotography #birdphotography

GOP/MAGA is growing in the fertile soil of an end-times religious cult.
Did you know that 4 out of 10 Americans believe we're living in the biblical end times?
Sure, they're not all in complete agreement about what that means
https://bsky.app/profile/arbiteriapetu

Anthony Richardson injury update: Colts QB optimistic about training camp return after missing minicamp

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/anthony

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Wipers:
🎵 Return of the Rat
#Wipers
https://horisikto.bandcamp.com/track/wipers-return-of-the-rat
https://open.spotify.com/track/3obapaJgTQOm7ATIDBSm0c

Amari Cooper delivers two-word reaction to surprising Raiders reunion https://bolavip.com/en/nfl/amari-cooper-delivers-two-word-reaction-to-surprising-raiders-reunion

Mango Unchained
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Cowboys put Trevon Diggs on active roster, clearing way for cornerback's return early in season https://www.foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cowboys-put-trevon-diggs-on-active-roster-clearing-way-for-cornerbacks-ret…

Cardinals first-round pick Walter Nolen injures calf, Jonathan Gannon unsure of return timeline

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cardina

local coverage of the dead’s return to blossom music center, where they’re not welcome back. [3/6]

'22 MPH at 260 pounds': Former Cowboys' 2nd-round pick on fast track to return from injury https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2025/07/25/cowboys-de-sam-williams-clo…

US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick says Intel must give the government an equity stake in the company in return for CHIPS Act funds; INTC closes up 7% (CNBC)
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/19/lutnick-intel-stock-chips-trump.html

Lutnick says Intel has to give government equity in return for CHIPS Act funds
The potential deal would convert the CHIPS ACT grants into equity, but wouldn't come with governance rights in Intel, Lutnick said.

BREAKING: Third round of Ukraine-Russia negotiations begin in Istanbul: https://benborges.xyz/2025/07/23/breaking-third-round-of-ukrainerussia.html

Mandarin Mussolini
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'22 MPH at 260 pounds': Former Cowboys' 2nd-round pick on fast track to return from injury https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2025/07/25/cowboys-de-sam-williams-clo…

Mahmoud Khalil Returns to New York After Months in Detention (Jonah E. Bromwich/New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/21/nyregion/mahmoud-khalil-return-to-new-york.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/250621/p79#a250621p79

Niners TE George Kittle on DC Robert Saleh's return: 'Violence is coming' https://www.nfl.com/news/niners-george-kittle-robert-saleh-return-violence-is-coming

President Pathogen
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Could Henry Ruggs return to NFL? ‘Teams will kick the tires’ https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/raiders/could-henry-ruggs-return-to-nfl-teams-will-kick-the-tires-3386749/

Trump claimed that Joe Biden had “established toxic diversity, equity and inclusion ideology as a guiding principle of American AI development”.
“But the American people do not want woke Marxist lunacy in the AI models,” Trump said
Trump told assembled industry leaders that he wants them to “change the name” of artificial intelligence
and that they should not be forced to pay the authors of articles or books they use to train their large language models

New England Patriots wide receiver Stefon Diggs cleared to return to practice, per report

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/new-england-patr…

Criminal in Chief
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Sam Williams brought to tears in return to Cowboys training camp https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/sam-williams-brought-to-tears-return-dallas-cowboys-training-camp-practice

On Friday, Right Wing Watch reported that President Donald Trump's religious-right activists have been nearly unanimous in their demand that the Trump administration lend its full support to Israel in its growing conflict with Iran because they believe that it is key to bringing about the End Times and the return of Jesus Christ.
On Saturday, after Trump ordered U.S. airstrikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, MAGA cultist and self-proclaimed Christian nationalist Lance Wallnau immed…

Lance Wallnau Says Trump's Strike On Iran Is Setting The Stage For 'The Antichrist Emerging'
Christian nationalist Lance Wallnau is excited about Trump's military strikes on Iran because it is setting the stage for "the Antichrist emerging."

49ers WR Brandon Aiyuk 'not anywhere close' to having a concrete timeline to return from knee injury

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/49ers-w

Rams' Stafford (back) to miss practice next week https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45831362/denver-broncos-linebacker-drew-sanders-injured-practice

Cowboys' Trevon Diggs doesn't feel like he has 'any limitations' after training on his own, pushing for Week 1

https://www.cbssports.com/nf…

The far right is surging in the United States,
driven in part by white nationalists exploiting economic anxieties
and a populace increasingly frustrated with the political status quo.
Now, as the Trump administration rolls back diversity, equity and inclusion policies,
cracks down on immigration and offers pardons to white supremacists,
some see an opening.
In creating their community, the founders of "Return to the Land" are challenging anti-d…

Arkansas Housing Development Restricted to White Residents Sparks Legal Concerns
Housing rights experts say a community restricted to white residents is illegal, but the creators believe they could win a potential challenge in court in the current political climate.

Josh Woods' hit-stick tackle ends Cropper's punt return abruptly https://www.atlantafalcons.com/video/josh-woods-hit-stick-tackle-preseason-cowboys

Barnwell pitches 10 trades before the NFL season kicks off: Where could Anthony Richardson land? https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46053274/nfl-preseason-trades-2025-team-offers-players-draft-picks-contracts

Cowboy Roundup: Trevon Diggs reveals goal for return, Surprise roster cuts? https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/trevon-diggs-reveals-goal-for-return-dallas-cowboys-surprise-roster-cuts

Raiders decision to cut Wilkins 'took a long time' https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45823859/carroll-raiders-decision-release-wilkins-took-long

Cowboy Roundup: Trevon Diggs reveals goal for return, Surprise roster cuts? https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/trevon-diggs-reveals-goal-for-return-dallas-cowboys-surprise-roster-cuts

Salmon Satan
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Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford opens up about return to practice: 'Doing everything I can'

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/rams-qu

Pickens picks Prescott over promise to Pittsburgh kids: Cowboys WR cancels camp for new QB https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2025/06/26/george-pickens-pittsburgh-youth-camp-cancel/84370…

Donald Duck-the-draft
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Projecting Cowboys 53-man roster: Defensive line in flux awaiting Micah Parsons' return, veteran TE shown door

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/pro…

Report: Cowboys' TE room thinning out with 3rd cut in 2 days https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2025/08/26/cowboys-te-rivaldo-fairweather-waived-report/85832392007/

Bunker Boy
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Panthers' Derrick Brown primed for return after missing most of 2024 season with knee injury https://www.nfl.com/news/panthers-derrick-brown-return-from-knee-injury-2025-preseason

Commander in Fleece
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Coppertone Coward
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2) Can Dak return to his MVP-caliber form? https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2-can-dak-return-to-his-mvp-caliber-form

T.J. Watt rumors: Steelers' potential trade return if negotiations with pass rusher hit 'point of no return'

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/t…

2) Can Dak return to his MVP-caliber form? https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2-can-dak-return-to-his-mvp-caliber-form

Rashee Rice will be 'ready to go' for Chiefs training camp: What does his return mean for Kansas City?

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/rashe…

Highlight: Myles Gaskin Finds a Crease for Big Kick Return https://www.baltimoreravens.com/video/myles-gaskin-ravens-kick-return-cowboys-preseason-highlight

Seahawks' Nwosu passes physical, nearing return https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46002985/seahawks-uchenna-nwosu-passes-physical-nearing-return

Cowboys writer thinks $6.7 million playmaker won't return to Dallas next season https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/cowboys-writer-thinks-67-million-playmaker-wont-res…

Justin Jefferson injury: Vikings WR to return from hamstring strain, clearing way for Week 1 availability

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/justin-

49ers' George Kittle issues warning with DC Robert Saleh's return to San Francisco: 'Violence is coming'

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl…