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Patriots, Dolphins trade back-to-back return touchdowns for first time since Desmond Howard vs. Deion Sanders

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/patriot

‘Locked up for 24 years’: joy and sorrow as Palestinian prisoners and detainees return home https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/13/palestinian-prisoners-return-home?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Cowboys' Jerry Jones offers hope on DaRon Bland's return timeline https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-offers-hope-daron-bland-return-timeline/4007d9f2b6ab372…

The ideas that finally bubbled up to the surface in The Point of No Return last night have been festering in the back of my brain for months. Because, although it's a bit inchoate, it's only saying out loud what most of us already know.
The job now is no longer to turn the ship around. We don't have the wheel, and those who do will not listen.
The task now is to build lifeboats. To build resilient spaces in which fragments of humanity can survive.

The Point of No Return
I can't stop climate change by myself. I can't create a sustainable future for my village by myself. To do either of these things, everyone else needs to work together. But badgering people, being frustrated with people, being angry with people (and yes, I am angry — very angry — with people I know, and like, and respect, very much) doesn't motivate them to work together. My very frustration, my very sense of urgency, makes me a liability. I should stop.

Gibraltar celebrates its return to Europe
After nearly a decade in limbo and years of negotiations,
a treaty announced in June and set to come into effect over coming months,
will scrap most barriers to travel and trade that went up after Britain’s divorce from the E.U. became official at the end of 2020.

Some 40,000 Gibraltarians will regain what millions of traveling Brits miss most:
the ability to wander unfettered, without passports or time limits, througho…

The Brits who beat Brexit: Gibraltar celebrates its return to Europe
Nearly a decade after Britain quit the E.U., British residents of Gibraltar on the southern tip of Spain, will regain travel and commercial access under a treaty.

Israel to halve Gaza aid over slow return of dead hostages https://ground.news/article/israel-to-halve-gaza-aid-over-slow-return-of-dead-hostages

Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes to have full complement of WRs with Rashee Rice's return from suspension https://www.nfl.com/news/chiefs-patrick-mahomes-to-have-full-complement-of-wrs-with-rashee-rice-return

Return to office increases the chance of unionization. I have no idea if this is true, but it's plausible enough, and it's probably easy to rustle up supporting statistics by all the usual questionable methods. (Unfortunately, spread of this idea will probably nudge more increase in anti-unionization than reduction in return-to-officing)

The day ‘Return’ became ´Enter’
In the popular imagination, the transition from the world of typewriters to the universe of computers was orderly and simple.
But the reality is much more fascinating and convoluted.
https://aresluna.org/the-day-return-became-enter/…

https://variety.com/2025/tv/global/the-inbetweeners-are-back-brit-comedy-returns-1236545649/
INBETWEENERS COMING BACK WHAT YEAR IS IT WHERE AM I

The Inbetweeners Are Back: Hit Brit Comedy Set for Return
Hit Brit teen comedy The Inbetweeners is set to return as original creators Iain Morris and Damon Beesley strike deal with Banijay

Memo: Microsoft mandates staff to return to the office three days per week, starting in late February 2026 for those who live within 50 miles of its Redmond HQ (Tom Warren/The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/report/774414/microsoft-return-to-office-polic…

Microsoft mandates a return to office
Microsoft is requiring its employees to return to the office. Employees near its headquarters will start returning in late February, ahead of other offices.

Texas Democrats to return after governor ends special session that included redistricting, sources say (ABC News)
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/texas-democrats-return-after-governor-ends-special-session/story?id=124592449
http://www.memeorandum.com/250812/p133#a250812p133

Abeer’s husband, Ehab, and her children Tala, Zeyad, Mohmmed, and Talia, are stuck in North Gaza and need your help to survive Israel’s genocide.
Message I just got from her on Signal:
“Tonight they had to sleep on the street because they couldn’t find a place and had to return to North Gaza. They don’t have the money to rent even a small piece of land or to buy a tent.”
Please, if you can, help them raise funds to move and, if not, please share this so others might be able…

Will Brock Bowers return in Week 7? Latest injury update on Raiders star tight end https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/news/will-brock-bowers-return-week-7-latest-injury-upd…

NFL stats and records, Week 2: QB Jared Goff leads Lions in explosive return to form vs. Bears https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-stats-and-records-week-2-qb-jared-goff-leads-lions-in-explosive-return-to-form-vs-bears

sunday, 10/19, the sloppy heads return to our beloved mama tried backyard for an afternoon benefit for #brooklyn new school, with james mcnew, jon glaser (!), & more. #nyc

I got up this morning to make coffee. On my return I found this hairy gentleman had taken my place in bed with my wife!
#Caturday

For all the marketing advice LinkedIn MBAs come up with, a surprising number of people forget one of the most basic steps: The Middle Schooler Test.
The process is simple:
1) Place a sample of your brochure, website, etc. in front of a recently calibrated 12-year-old boy.
2) If they start giggling uncontrollably, identify and correct the source of their amusement. Return to step 1.
3) If they aren't particularly amused, move on with the campaign.

from my link log —
An angry rant about locales and filenames in libarchive.
https://github.com/mpv-player/mpv/commit/1e70e82baa9193f6f027338b0fab0f5078971fbe
saved 2025-10-13

stream_libarchive: workaround various types of locale braindeath · mpv-player/mpv@1e70e82
Fix that libarchive fails to return filenames for UTF-8/UTF-16 entries. The reason is that it uses locales and all that garbage, and mpv does not set a locale. Both C locales and wchar_t are shitf...

From sound to sight: The cross-modal spread of location-based inhibition of return https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/psyp.70123 Sorry, but I'm more interested in task-relevant crossmodal effects

Pogačar's (UAE Team Emirates-XRG) return to racing at the Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec on Friday was the scene of a rare miss, as the World Champion finished in 29th place – his worst one-day result in three years.
Julian Alaphilippe (Tudor Pro Cycling Team) claimed a brilliant solo victory, while Pogačar finished 26 seconds back in the chase group, his lowest placing in a one-day race since 2022.

Cowboys' Marshawn Kneeland questionable to return after suffering injury vs Panthers https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas-cowboys-marshawn-kneeland-questionable-return-after-suffering-injury-panthers

I don't know who needs to hear this but if you put `onpaste="return false;”` on a password input field you can get fucked!

Return to sender (🎨⁠by meika)
#Silksong

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NFL Week 7 betting power ratings: Chiefs return to top spot amid numerous injuries to other top teams

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-wee

Graney: Michael Mayer provides spark in return to Raiders lineup https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/sports-columns/ed-graney/graney-michael-mayer-provides-spark-in-return-to-raiders-lineup-3485438/

I remember people describing the rise of the Internet as the "Information Age".
Now we live in the Age of Lies.
The age of lies is a tragic time, where our attention is manipulated, stolen, and exploited for the gain of greedy monsters who only care about squeezing every nickel out of you that they can.
All we get in return is distracted, abused, and poorer, in every sense of the word.

This evening I have been listening to one of @… 's podcasts and thinking about my failure in trying to lead the village's planning working group, and about the cognitive dissonance underlying my Tricycle project. I suspect this essay will be a grim read; it's not well formed in my mind as I sit down to write.

Suggests that Matt Damon might not be able to play Jason Bourne in his 50s, without noting that Richard Chamberlain played Bourne while in his 50s.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/aug/14/jason-bourne-treadstone-universal

Memo: Paramount announces a full return-to-office policy starting in January 2026 and offers a "severance opt-in program" for New York and Los Angeles workers (Nellie Andreeva/Deadline)
https://deadline.com/2025/09/paramount-return-to-office-mandate-1236…

Paramount Institutes Companywide Return To Office Mandate
Post-merger Paramount has instituted a return to office policy that requires employees to be in the office 5 days a week, CEO David Ellison announced.

Quantum recurrences and the arithmetic of Floquet dynamics
Amit Anand, Dinesh Valluri, Jack Davis, Shohini Ghose
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.09933 https://a…

Quantum recurrences and the arithmetic of Floquet dynamics
The Poincaré recurrence theorem shows that conservative systems in a bounded region of phase space eventually return arbitrarily close to their initial state after a finite amount of time. An analogous behavior occurs in certain quantum systems where quantum states can recur after sufficiently long unitary evolution, a phenomenon known as quantum recurrence. Periodically driven (i.e. Floquet) quantum systems in particular exhibit complex dynamics even in small dimensions, motivating the study …

Broncos reveal timeline for Nik Bonitto's return after All-Pro LB misses practice with foot issue

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/broncos

Other than the obvious, some of the more annoying things about a hip replacement are that I won't be able to go to AlvegoRoot's play for Doors Open or the return of Nuit Blanche this weekend.

Trump and world leaders meet in Egypt on future of Gaza as Israel celebrates return of hostages (Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/10/13/trump-israel-gaza-hostage-release-news/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251013/p97#a251013p97

Brock Bowers injury update: Raiders TE 'great' in return to practice; Pete Carroll expects him to play Week 2

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/br…

Putin To US: I'll Stop War In Return For Eastern Ukraine - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2025/08/putin-to-us-ill-stop-war-in-return-for-eastern-ukraine/

"Study busts big bad myth that wolves are growing fearless of humans"
#Wolves #Animals
https:…

Study busts big bad myth that wolves are growing fearless of humans
After years of being hunting to near-extinction, wolves are making a comeback in some of their historical ranges in Europe and North America. With their return comes a growing concern that the predators are moving too close to human settlements, becoming bolder and less fearful of people. Researchers set out to see if that’s true, […]

I remember being outside of the Red Mosque in New Delhi. Some dalit boys, the underclass, were selling postcards in the park. Two cops showed up with batons and beat them. They ran. They would return. Police brutality does not stop crime. It only pleases cruel people.

Tresor 313 at Return to the Source, Tangent, Detroit on 24th May 2025 by Surgeon
#TechnoTuesday

NFL longshot picks, Week 2 2025 odds, top props: This NFL parlay could bring a huge $6,000 return on a $10 bet

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Pete Carroll's return on investment for one specific player has been huge for Raiders https://trojanswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/2025/09/14/thomas-booker-shines-pete-carroll-key-raiders-replacement/86102227007/

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

Listening to the Drilled podcast this morning, I am reminded that we who think of ourselves as climate activists do not bear the responsibility for saving the planet -- and should not bear the guilt of passing the point of no return -- on our own.
It is everyone's responsibility -- and perhaps especially, it's those who see themselves as national or world leaders' responsibility.
Yes, we've failed the big test. But we're not alone.

Tracy Smith on Panthers return strategy and Cowboys challenge https://www.panthers.com/video/tracy-smith-on-panthers-return-strategy-and-cowboys-challenge

Most of the returnees declined to talk to reporters as they were whisked away by their families.
A handful answered questions, providing the first accounts of what had happened from the perspective of those who had been detained.
Two of them described hearing about the raid before it happened.
Some said they had gone to the United States on a visa waiver program or had traveled on a business visa,
and expressed confusion about why they had been detained.
The …

Freed South Korean Workers Return From the U.S. to Tearful Cheers
The workers, whose detention in a workplace immigration sweep set off outrage in South Korea, expressed both relief and anger.

Ex-Raiders QB Not Ruling Out NFL Comeback Amid Retirement https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/derek-carr-retirement-return-rumors/?adt_ei=[email]

Special teams go wild: Steelers' gaffe equals easy Seahawks TD; Dolphins-Patriots exchange scores https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6628798/2025/09/14/steelers-blunder-kickoff-return-touchdowns-dolphins-patriots/

Sources: Sequoia stands to gain about $2.65B in Klarna's IPO, a six-fold return on its total investment of ~$500M; it is selling ~2% of its stake in the IPO (Katie Roof/The Information)
https://www.theinformation.com/articles/sequoia-poised-nearly-…

Sequoia Poised for Nearly $3 Billion Gain From Klarna IPO
Klarna’s two-decade journey to a public listing means a lucrative return for its biggest backer—Sequoia Capital. The Silicon Valley firm stands to make about $2.65 billion on paper from its investment in the buy now, pay later lender, which endured boardroom drama and tumbling valuations on its ...

LinkedIn launches its sixth game, Mini Sudoku, and says millions play games daily, Gen Z is the top demographic, 82% of those who play will return a week later (Jordan Novet/CNBC)
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/12/linkedin-mini-sudoku-games.html

LinkedIn launches Mini Sudoku, pushing deeper into casual games that keep users coming back
Three-time Sudoku champion Thomas Snyder and the Japanese publisher that popularized the puzzle are teaming up with one of the world's biggest social networks.

Felonious Stunk
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Rams right guard Dotson to return vs. Titans https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46235746/rams-right-guard-kevin-dotson-return-sunday-vs-titans

Cowboys Get Expected Return Date For Key 3rd Year Starter – Report https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/demarvion-overshwon-expected-return-injury-november/?adt_ei=[email]

Pumpkin Pinochet
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South Korean workers return home after days in detention following US immigration raid (Associated Press)
https://apnews.com/article/south-korea-hyundai-georgia-immigration-raid-dd97210ffb6126bdf763228dc03918e0
http://www.memeorandum.com/250912/p53#a250912p53

Trevon Diggs 'felt good' in return for Cowboys, still ramping up https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/trevon-diggs-felt-good-in-return-for-cowboys-still-ramping-up

Terry McLaurin injury update: Commanders star WR could return for Week 7 vs. Cowboys, per report

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/terry-mclaurin-injury-update-…

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Pick Six: Michael Mayer's return against Titans is significant for multiple reasons https://www.raiders.com/news/pick-six-michael-mayer-s-return-against-titans-is-significant-for-multiple-reasons

Chargers' Mekhi Becton out of practice, return uncertain for Week 1 as team's offensive line depth is tested

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cha…

Trevon Diggs 'felt good' in return for Cowboys, still ramping up https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/trevon-diggs-felt-good-in-return-for-cowboys-still-ramping-up

Freed From U.S. Detention, South Korean Workers Return Home to Tearful Cheers (New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/world/asia/korean-workers-georgia-arrest.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/250912/p146#a250912p146

49ers' Shanahan eyeing Week 6 return for Aiyuk https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45947965/49ers-eyes-week-6-return-brandon-aiyuk-wr-injuries-mount

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Pick Six: Michael Mayer's return against Titans is significant for multiple reasons https://www.raiders.com/news/pick-six-michael-mayer-s-return-against-titans-is-significant-for-multiple-reasons

Niners WR Brandon Aiyuk (knee) return targeted for Week 6 of regular season https://www.nfl.com/news/niners-wr-brandon-aiyuk-knee-return-targeted-for-week-6-of-regular-season

KaVontae Turpin injury update reveals timeline for return to Cowboys https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/kavontae-turpin-injury-update-reveals-timeline-return-dallas-cowboys

Stafford doesn't practice despite expected return https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45944893/rams-matthew-stafford-not-practicing-expected-return

Packers QB Jordan Love will have procedure on left thumb ligament, hopes to return to practice next week

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/packers

Travis Kelce admits off-field pursuits may have caused play to slip, vows to return to his standard in 2025

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/travis-

NFL longshot picks, Week 2 2025 odds, top props: This NFL parlay brings a huge $6,000 return on a $10 bet

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WATCH: Raiders DE Maxx Crosby Reviews 49ers Practice https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/las-vegas-training-camp-pete-carroll-maxx-crosby-san-francisco-49ers

Former Raiders Head Coach Jon Gruden Demands Truth https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/las-vegas-jon-gruden-roger-goodell-tampa-bay-buccaneers-supreme-court

Rams' Matthew Stafford sits out practice on Monday despite anticipated return https://www.nfl.com/news/rams-matthew-stafford-sits-out-practice-on-monday-despite-anticipated-return

CeeDee Lamb injury update: Stephen Jones gives return timeline for Cowboys star https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/ceedee-lamb-injury-update-stephen-jones-return-timeline-cowb…

Before Joe Flacco was Cleveland's QB, he was Baltimore's 'Joe Cool' https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46218370/nfl-cleveland-browns-joe-flacco-return-baltimore-ravens-joe-cool

Cowboys' Josh Butler shares major life news ahead of return to field https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas-cowboys-josh-butler-shares-major-life-news-ahead-return-nfl-field

James Cook practices with Bills after hold-in over contract negotiations https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6548738/2025/08/12/james-cook-bills-practice-return-contract/

Bucs' Godwin, Wirfs practice 1st time this season https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46226478/buccaneers-chris-godwin-tristan-wirfs-return-practice

Vikes' Smith confident of return in under 3 weeks https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46218328/vikings-harrison-smith-confident-return-3-weeks

McCarthy emotional in return from injury 'journey' https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45935173/13-play-stint-caps-emotional-day-jj-mccarthy-long-awaited-return

Bills' Sean McDermott expects RB James Cook to return to practice Tuesday amid contract dispute https://www.nfl.com/news/bills-rb-james-cook-practice-sean-mcdermott-contract-dispute

Massive uptick in NFL kickoff returns in Week 1 https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46207142/nfl-kickoff-return-rate-increases-dramatically-week-1

Aaron Judge set to return to Yankees' lineup; no timeline on Caitlin Clark to return to Fever

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/aaron-j

Bears-Lions highlights: St. Brown big play sets up Gibbs TD https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46257633/bears-lions-nfl-week-2-highlights-touchdowns-plays

Joe Flacco’s first visit to Baltimore to face Ravens comes at a celebratory time https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6618000/2025/09/11/joe-flacco-return-baltimore-ravens-browns/

Jets activate Jermaine Johnson: Pro Bowl pass rusher set to return after Achilles injury

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/jets-activate-jerm…

Bengals QB Joe Burrow suffers toe injury vs. Jaguars https://www.nfl.com/news/bengals-qb-joe-burrow-suffers-toe-injury-vs-jaguars

Matthew Stafford doesn't participate at Rams practice despite expected return https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6547127/2025/08/11/matthew-stafford-injury-rams-training-camp/

NFL longshot picks, Week 2 2025 odds, best props: This NFL parlay brings a massive $6,000 return on a $10 bet

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Green Bay Packers coach Matt LaFleur says Jordan Love's thumb surgery 'went well'

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/green-bay-packers-coac…

Fantasy Buzz: Bengals withstand Burrow injury, Lions offense roars https://www.espn.com/fantasy/football/story/_/id/40699880/fantasy-football-injuries-position-battles-nfl-news-analysis

Justin Jefferson delivers promising message to Vikings fans amid injury, teases return to field 'real soon'

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/justi…

2025 Week 2 NFL picks, odds, best bets from proven model: This 5-way football parlay would return nearly 25-1

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/2025-we…

Patriots' rookies impress in NFL preseason opener, headlined by a must-see 100-yard kickoff return

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/patriot

Aaron Rodgers dismisses Jets in New York return, tosses four touchdowns in Steelers debut https://www.nfl.com/news/aaron-rodgers-dismisses-jets-in-new-york-return-tosses-four-touchdowns-in-steelers-debut

NFL news roundup: Buccaneers WR Chris Godwin (ankle) to return to practice https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-news-roundup-latest-league-updates-from-thursday-sept-11

Anthony Richardson injury: Colts QB should be able to return to starting battle soon after dislocating pinky

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/anthony…

WATCH: Patriots rookie TreVeyon Henderson scores 100-yard kick-return TD on electrifying first NFL touch

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/watch-p