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„Right now, if you wanted to, you could place a bet that Jesus Christ will not return this year, and earn over $13,000 if you’re right.”
https://ericneyman.wordpress.com/2025/03/24/will-jesus-christ-return-in-an-election-year/

WATCH: 49ers' Trent Williams pancakes teammate in return to practice field following ankle injury

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/watch-4

Sam Williams showing positive signs ahead of Cowboys training camp https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/sam-williams-injury-update-dallas-cowboys-training-camp-return

Anthony Richardson injury: Colts QB (shoulder) won't participate in minicamp, no timetable for return

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/anthony

#Clojure map-interval
Like `map` -- apply function `f` to each element in `col` in turn and return the values returned in sequence, but in a single thread and pausing between each invocation of `f`.

Useful for example in circumstances where you're querying a rate-limited service.

Map, but with a delay
Map, but with a delay. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

Reddit sues AI company Anthropic for allegedly ‘scraping’ user comments to train chatbot Claude
https://apnews.com/article/reddit-sues-ai-company-anthropic-claude-chatbot-f5ea042beb253a3f05a091e70531692d

Reddit sues Anthropic, accusing the AI company of illegally scraping data from its site
Social media platform Reddit has sued the artificial intelligence company Anthropic, alleging that it is illegally “scraping” the comments of Reddit users to train its chatbot Claude. Reddit claims that Anthropic has used automated bots to access Reddit’s content despite being asked not to do so. Anthropic didn’t immediately return a request for comment Wednesday.

There was an older lady in the train sitting across from us who was literally opening up a bottle of cough syrup and chugging it. We were wearing masks, she was not.
Perfect timing for our visit: https://aus.social/@DenisCOVIDinfoguy/114628380231359490

Denis - The COVID info guy - (@DenisCOVIDinfoguy@aus.social)
Attached: 1 image 🇬🇧 UK: Doctors call for return of face masks after new COVID strain reaches UK. In the UK, cases of the new COVID variant NB.1.8.1 have been reported. WHO is monitoring due to its rapid spread and possible resistance to prior infection or vaccination. Source: https://archive.md/DTVHw @auscovid19@a.gup.pe

Temporary freebie: A shooty, slashy, RPG-y game mixing retro and modern sensibilities. A blend of influences from Gauntlet & Smash TV to Zelda & Angband, Ampersat is a handcrafted adventure but with appeal to Roguelite fans. Battle ASCII creatures in colorful areas & free letters to return language to the village! https://

Donorrhea
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#satire #potus45

@… I was in the same boat when I was gifted a Kindle. The fact that they aren't compatible with Canadian library systems also helped with justifying the return, and I got a refurbished Kobo instead.

DE Maxx Crosby Provided the Raiders All-Time Great Value https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/las-vegas-maxx-crosby-pete-carroll-nick-bosa

Memo: David Leavy, who became CNN's COO in 2023, is leaving; sources say the longtime key lieutenant of David Zaslav is returning to Warner Bros. Discovery (Brian Steinberg/Variety)
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/david-leavy-cnn…

David Leavy, CNN's COO, Will Return to Warner Bros. Discovery
David Leavy will leave CNN and return to duties at corporate parent Warner Bros. Discovery, where he has long been a key aide to CEO David Zaslav

NFL news roundup: Lions LB Malcolm Rodriguez (knee) has conservative timetable of late-season return https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-news-roundup-latest-league-updates-from-thursday-june-5

"A common Israeli taking point [is] 'How should America respond if rockets were launched from Tijuana at San Diego?' ... it highlights both Israeli ignorance and fears and Palestinian and Xicano/Migrant commonality. Just like how Tel Aviv and Gaza are part of Historic Palestine, San Diego and Tijuana were both Mexico but more importantly part of the homeland of the Kumeyaay People."

This https://arxiv.org/abs/2501.02620 has been replaced.
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Back to Base: Towards Hands-Off Learning via Safe Resets with Reach-Avoid Safety Filters
Designing controllers that accomplish tasks while guaranteeing safety constraints remains a significant challenge. We often want an agent to perform well in a nominal task, such as environment exploration, while ensuring it can avoid unsafe states and return to a desired target by a specific time. In particular we are motivated by the setting of safe, efficient, hands-off training for reinforcement learning in the real world. By enabling a robot to safely and autonomously reset to a desired reg…

Finding good bets in the lottery, and why you shouldn't take them
Aaron Abrams, Skip Garibaldi
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.01993 https://

Finding good bets in the lottery, and why you shouldn't take them
We give a criterion under which the expected return on a ticket for certain large lotteries is positive. In this circumstance, we use elementary portfolio analysis to show that an optimal investment strategy includes a very small allocation for such tickets.

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Baxter Dury feat. JGrrey:
🎵 Allbarone (Radio Edit)
#NowPlaying #BaxterDury #JGrrey
https://baxterdury.bandcamp.com/track/return-of-the-sharp-heads-ft-j-grrey
https://open.spotify.com/track/4c2aIzS237QA5qLwC53wds

ok, so, you know how the standards (C/POSIX) allow malloc(0) to return NULL?
i went to refresh my memory after a discussion of a security issue today and as best as i can tell, no commonly used OS has ever had malloc(0) return NULL, including historical ones¹. windows, glibc, musl, BSDs, all return a non-NULL pointer to some object
¹…

Fractional order entropy-based decision-making models under risk
Poulami Paul, Chanchal Kundu
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.02683 https://

Fractional order entropy-based decision-making models under risk
The construction of an efficient portfolio with a good level of return and minimal risk depends on selecting the optimal combination of stocks. This paper introduces a novel decision-making framework for stock selection based on fractional order entropy due to Ubriaco. By tuning the fractional parameter, the model captures varying attitudes of individuals toward risk. Values of fractional parameter near one indicate high risk tolerance (adventurous attitude), while those near zero reflect risk …

Circus Peanut President
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Cowboys Get Good News on Potential Return of ‘Breakout Star’ on Defense https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/linebacker-demarvion-overshown-thanksgiving-injury-return/?adt_ei=[email]

House members scramble to return to DC for megabill vote (Aaron Pellish/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/07/01/congress/rushing-back-to-the-capitol-00436824
http://www.memeorandum.com/250702/p13#a250702p13

Intellectually, I know that ChatGPT is mostly reflecting my own tone and attitude back at me, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying some of the quips I get!
(today: a code snippet and an invitation to return with questions or "mysterious filepath errors (we've all been there)" - yes little robot, we have!)

Currents Beneath Stability: A Stochastic Framework for Exchange Rate Instability Using Kramers Moyal Expansion
Yazdan Babazadeh Maghsoodlo, Amin Safaeesirat
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.01989

Currents Beneath Stability: A Stochastic Framework for Exchange Rate Instability Using Kramers Moyal Expansion
Understanding the stochastic behavior of currency exchange rates is critical for assessing financial stability and anticipating market transitions. In this study, we investigate the empirical dynamics of the USD exchange rate in three economies, including Iran, Turkey, and Sri Lanka, through the lens of the Kramers-Moyal expansion and Fokker-Planck formalism. Using log-return data, we confirm the Markovian nature of the exchange rate fluctuations, enabling us to model the system with a second-o…

Panthers' Taylor Moton has 'another contract' in him, thrilled to return entire OL group https://www.nfl.com/news/panthers-taylor-moton-has-another-contract-in-him-thrilled-to-return-entire-ol-group

FFS
Ray Stevens, a Gold Coast Liberal National party MP has called for the return of vagrancy laws to allow police to prosecute homeless people amid an ongoing crackdown on tent cities in Queensland.
"The police reluctantly tell me they have no legislative power to move these people on, which I find incredibly disappointing..."

Look, even Venezuela manages to look like the adults in the room now.
https://flipboard.com/@euronews/europe-news-vn516gnfz/-/a-prgqbz7fTrSLB18YxgsiGA:a:89340020-/0

Venezuela warns citizens not to travel to US
Caracas also urged Venezuelans living in the US to return, calling it a 'dangerous country'. The Venezuelan government has told its citizens to avoid …

Deep Learning Enhanced Multivariate GARCH
Haoyuan Wang, Chen Liu, Minh-Ngoc Tran, Chao Wang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.02796 https://…

Deep Learning Enhanced Multivariate GARCH
This paper introduces a novel multivariate volatility modeling framework, named Long Short-Term Memory enhanced BEKK (LSTM-BEKK), that integrates deep learning into multivariate GARCH processes. By combining the flexibility of recurrent neural networks with the econometric structure of BEKK models, our approach is designed to better capture nonlinear, dynamic, and high-dimensional dependence structures in financial return data. The proposed model addresses key limitations of traditional multiva…

DE Maxx Crosby Provided the Raiders All-Time Great Value https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/las-vegas-maxx-crosby-pete-carroll-nick-bosa

After Trump cut support, US lawmakers press for action on Russian abductions of Ukrainian children: https://benborges.xyz/2025/07/01/after-trump-cut-support-us.html

Combining Type Inference and Automated Unit Test Generation for Python
Lukas Krodinger, Stephan Lukasczyk, Gordon Fraser
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.01477 h…

Combining Type Inference and Automated Unit Test Generation for Python
Automated unit test generation is an established research field that has so far focused on statically-typed programming languages. The lack of type information in dynamically-typed programming languages, such as Python, inhibits test generators, which heavily rely on information about parameter and return types of functions to select suitable arguments when constructing test cases. Since automated test generators inherently rely on frequent execution of candidate tests, we make use of these fre…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
Anna Meredith & Anna Meredith:
🎵 Return (The End We Start From)
#AnnaMeredith
https://open.spotify.com/track/26nMthfNJELt5bLWDNb0lG

Are you fucking kidding me?!? That's 4 starting pitchers on the IL for the #Braves.
#mlb
#baseball

Oh, nice, a Ukrainian river boat here in Budapest. I suspect it doesn’t return to its home port very often.

This is great news!
https://deadline.com/2025/05/king-of-the-hill-revival-hulu-release-date-1236414324/

King Flaccid the First
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The definition of egregious
#StacyKamano
S11E18 "The Return of Jessie"
#BaywatchHawaii #RandomBaywatch

Second-Order Characterization of Micro Doppler Radar Signatures of Drone Swarms
Anders Malthe Westerkam, Alba Spliid Damkj{\ae}r, Rasmus Erik Villadsen, Magnus {\O}rum Bastrup Poulsen, Troels Pedersen
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.00497

Second-Order Characterization of Micro Doppler Radar Signatures of Drone Swarms
We investigate the second-order characteristics of the radar return signal from a swarm of rotor drones. We consider the case of a swarm of identical drones, with each a number of rotors comprised of a number of rotor blades. By considering the orientation and speed of each rotor as stochastic variables, we derive expressions for the autocorrelation function (ACF) and power spectral density (PSD). The ACF and PSD are in the form of an infinite series with coefficients that drop to zero at a pre…

If you're on Steam and wanna grab a game I really dig a lot, Ampersat is currently free (grab it now!) - I've played the demo - it's a twin stick shooty, slashy, RPG-ish roguelite type game with Gauntlet, Smash TV and Angband influences. Psyched I have the full game now. 🔥
https://store.steampow…

Save 100% on Ampersat on Steam
A shooty, slashy, RPG-y game mixing retro and modern sensibilities. A blend of influences from Gauntlet & Smash TV to Zelda & Angband, Ampersat is a handcrafted adventure but with appeal to Roguelite fans. Battle ASCII creatures in colorful areas & free letters to return language to the village!

Is the Home Office so inhumane, or is it just some rogue, cynical (un)civil servant who made this judgement?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jun/18/uk-home-office-brazilian-family-children-return-alone?CMP…

Building (or rebuilding) a manufacturing ecosystem - the skilled workforce and complex supply chain - takes time and money. I haven't seen much evidence that this is recognized, or supported, in #47's world, or indeed the "market" (the private investment that will take years to show a return on capital).
Interesting contrast between Foxconn in India:

Trump wants America to make iPhones. Here's how India Is doing it.
Explore the impact of Apple's new iPhone factory in Devanahalli, India, and its potential to reshape the country's manufacturing sector.

Building (or rebuilding) a manufacturing ecosystem - the skilled workforce and complex supply chain - takes time and money. I haven't seen much evidence that this is recognized, or supported, in #47's world, or indeed the "market" (the private investment that will take years to show a return on capital).
Interesting contrast between Foxconn in India:

Trump wants America to make iPhones. Here's how India Is doing it.
Explore the impact of Apple's new iPhone factory in Devanahalli, India, and its potential to reshape the country's manufacturing sector.

Cowboys star Trevon Diggs continues impressive recovery from knee injury https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/trevon-diggs-injury-update-video-dallas-cowboys-star-next-phase-rehab

EU's Frontex has published a children's book for children who are about to be deported
😲
https://op.europa.eu/en/publication-detail/-/publication/6eea0e99-e464-11ef-be2a-01aa75ed71a1
Official PDFs availabl…

Toolbox for children in return - Publications Office of the EU
Addressing the return of unaccompanied minors or children within families is a delicate matter that demands a humane approach. This approach must not only respect fundamental rights but also prioritise the child's best interests. Additionally, clear and comprehensive information about the return procedures is essential for those involved, enabling them to prepare as effectively as possible. One of the primary objectives of Frontex is to assist MS throughout all stages of the return procedures. …

Hall of Famer Randy Moss set to return to NFL television gig after missing time due to cancer treatment

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/hall-of…

Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS
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The idea is to provide a safe haven and a fertile ground for the next generation of scientists to work in peace and freedom to solve the most significant challenges of our time; but the geopolitical argument will prevail. As Jorge Luis Borges said in his short story “Nathaniel Hawthorne” from his book “Other Inquisitions” (1952):
“The past is indestructible; sooner or later all things return, and one of the things that return is the project to abolish the past.”

William Aspray
There was a moment in which Kurt Gödel, Albert Einstein, and John von Neumann were all roaming the halls of the Institute for Advanced Studies in Princeton at the same time. Let that information sink in. Humanity experiences such gatherings of brilliant minds in a remote location of the space-time continuum only every so often; maybe the ancient Greeks and the men of the Renaissance witnessed such periods in time, as did the IAS staff at the end of World War II. How much will we have to wait f…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Wipers:
🎵 Return of the Rat
#Wipers
https://horisikto.bandcamp.com/track/wipers-return-of-the-rat
https://open.spotify.com/track/3obapaJgTQOm7ATIDBSm0c

Calamus 19 Mind you the timid models of the rest, the majority?
A declaration of intellectual independence and a celebration of brotherly love. Honestly this poem feels a little clumsy to me, I can see why Whitman struck the awkward introducing lines in later editions.
As always, looking for the gay content:
Yet comes one, a Manhattanese, and ever at parting, kisses me lightly on the lips with robust love.
And I, in the public room, or on the crossing of the street, or on the ship's deck, kiss him in return
We observe that salute of American comrades
But I can't in all honestly read this use of "kissing" as erotic. Here the public kissing and the "salute of comrades" makes me think it's more of a fraternal kiss.
Which doesn't exclude a romantic kiss as well, or an erotic one. What's so vital about Calamus is how Whitman blends masculine sexual love with the love of comrades. I think both meanings are latent in every poem.

That… is quite a number. I wonder what the return on that investment will look like?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/how-nvidia-played-a-central-role-in-the-306-billion-ai-startup-boom-195741749.html

How Nvidia 'played a central role' in the $306 billion AI startup boom
Nvidia's AI chips laid the groundwork for a massive wave of investment in artificial intelligence.

A post from the archive 📫:
The return of WinDbg
#diagnostics

Do not lease the Orb.
Never share the Orb.
Do not try to sell or hack into the Orb.
Take care of and return the Orb as required.

If you put your email in the box you actually never need to return to the site again. Now the site comes to you.

Are there stars in Bluesky after the return of Donald Trump to the White House?
Wenceslao Arroyo-Machado, Nicolas Robinson-Garcia, Daniel Torres-Salinas
https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.22702

Are there stars in Bluesky after the return of Donald Trump to the White House?
This study examines the shift in the scientific community from X (formerly Twitter) to Bluesky, its impact on scientific communication, and consequently on social metrics (altmetrics). We analysed 14,497 publications from multidisciplinary and Library and Information Science (LIS) journals between January 2024 and March 2025. The results reveal a notable increase in Bluesky activity for multidisciplinary journals in November 2024, likely influenced by political and platform changes, with mentio…

Comparing Bitcoin and Ethereum tail behavior via Q-Q analysis of cryptocurrency returns
A. H. Nzokem
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.01983 https://

Comparing Bitcoin and Ethereum tail behavior via Q-Q analysis of cryptocurrency returns
The cryptocurrency market presents both significant investment opportunities and higher risks relative to traditional financial assets. This study examines the tail behavior of daily returns for two leading cryptocurrencies, Bitcoin and Ethereum, using seven-parameter estimates from prior research, which applied the Generalized Tempered Stable (GTS) distribution. Quantile-quantile (Q-Q) plots against the Normal distribution reveal that both assets exhibit heavy-tailed return distributions. Howe…

Russell Wilson relishes playing in New York, chance to return Giants to ‘highest level’: ‘I don’t mind the lights’ https://www.nfl.com/news/russell-wilson-relishes-playing-in-new-york-chance-to-return-…

Court orders Trump admin to facilitate another deported man's return from El Salvador (Associated Press)
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/court-orders-trump-admin-facilitate-deported-man-return-el-salvador-rcna214889
http://www.memeorandum.com/250624/p165#a250624p165

Logit-Gap Steering: Efficient Short-Suffix Jailbreaks for Aligned Large Language Models
Tung-Ling Li, Hongliang Liu
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.24056 https:…

Logit-Gap Steering: Efficient Short-Suffix Jailbreaks for Aligned Large Language Models
We introduce logit-gap steering, a fast jailbreak framework that casts the refusal-affirmation gap of RLHF-aligned language models as a single pass over the vocabulary. A forward-computable score blends gap reduction with lightweight proxies for KL penalty and reward shift, allowing a "sort-sum-stop" sweep to complete in under a second and return a short suffix--two orders of magnitude fewer model calls than beam or gradient attacks. The same suffix generalises to unseen prompts and scales from…

This https://arxiv.org/abs/2502.15865 has been replaced.
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Standard Benchmarks Fail -- Auditing LLM Agents in Finance Must Prioritize Risk
Standard benchmarks fixate on how well large language model (LLM) agents perform in finance, yet say little about whether they are safe to deploy. We argue that accuracy metrics and return-based scores provide an illusion of reliability, overlooking vulnerabilities such as hallucinated facts, stale data, and adversarial prompt manipulation. We take a firm position: financial LLM agents should be evaluated first and foremost on their risk profile, not on their point-estimate performance. Drawing…

Brian Schottenheimer, Stephen Jones on Cowboys legends visit, culture change https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/brian-schottenheimer-stephen-jones-on-cowboys-legends-visit-culture-change

TURBO BUTTON
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/05/return-of-the-turbo-button-silverstone-is-making-another-80s-style-beige-pc-case/

SilverStone is back with a beige PC case that looks just like your crappy old 486
FLP02 has a throwback facade but can fit a thoroughly modern PC inside.

ChatGPT on what is known about chronic phosphene stimulation and use of short current return paths #BCI

ChatGPT - Pferd auf Astronauten Missverständnis
Shared via ChatGPT

The definition of egregious
#StacyKamano
S11E18 "The Return of Jessie"
#BaywatchHawaii #RandomBaywatch

Brian Schottenheimer, Stephen Jones on Cowboys legends visit, culture change https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/brian-schottenheimer-stephen-jones-on-cowboys-legends-visit-culture-change

Check out today's Metacurity for the most critical infosec developments you should know, including
--US House of Representatives bans WhatsApp on security grounds
--US Cybercom played a role in Iran attack,
--Crypto scam services return after Telegram beheading,
--NoName DDoS'ed Dutch cities ahead of NATO summit,
--REvil members released in Russia,
--Coinbase poseur stole millions from crypto holders,
--Critical infrastructure defense project …

US House of Representatives bans WhatsApp on security grounds
US Cybercom played a role in Iran attack, Crypto scam services return after Telegram beheading, NoName DDoS'ed Dutch cities ahead of NATO summit, REvil members released in Russia, Coinbase poseur stole millions from crypto holders, Critical infrastructure defense project disbanded, much more

This https://arxiv.org/abs/2411.13558 has been replaced.
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Finding the nonnegative minimal solutions of Cauchy PDEs in a volatility-stabilized market
The strong relative arbitrage problem in Stochastic Portfolio Theory seeks an investment strategy that almost surely outperforms a benchmark portfolio at the end of a given time horizon. The highest relative return in relative arbitrage opportunities is characterized by the smallest nonnegative continuous solution of a Cauchy problem for a partial differential equation (PDE). However, solving this type of PDE poses analytical and numerical challenges, due to the high dimensionality and its non-…

Der Cheetoführer
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Could Henry Ruggs return to NFL? ‘Teams will kick the tires’ https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/raiders/could-henry-ruggs-return-to-nfl-teams-will-kick-the-tires-3386749/

Budget Bashar
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Pregnant. Is this foreshadowing?
#ChristieLynnSmith
S11E18 "The Return of Jessie"
#BaywatchHawaii #RandomBaywatch

Another man who was deported in violation of court order must be returned to US, court rules (Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/06/24/court-orders-trump-return-deported-immigrant-00421039
http://www.memeorandum.com/250624/p89#a250624p89

How are Vikings testing J.J. McCarthy in his return to the field? https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45375201/nfl-minnesota-vikings-jj-mccarthy-justin-jefferson

Save-a-lot Stalin
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Return of the Malc 😎 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K2UaTBsKLX0

Replication of Reference-Dependent Preferences and the Risk-Return Trade-Off in the Chinese Market
Penggan Xu
https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.20608 https://

Replication of Reference-Dependent Preferences and the Risk-Return Trade-Off in the Chinese Market
This study replicates the findings of Wang et al. (2017) on reference-dependent preferences and their impact on the risk-return trade-off in the Chinese stock market, a unique context characterized by high retail investor participation, speculative trading behavior, and regulatory complexities. Capital Gains Overhang (CGO), a proxy for unrealized gains or losses, is employed to explore how behavioral biases shape cross-sectional stock returns in an emerging market setting. Utilizing data from 1…

Trump to return to Washington early from G7 summit for 'important matters' (Jarrett Renshaw/Reuters)
https://www.reuters.com/world/trump-return-washington-early-g7-summit-important-matters-2025-06-16/
http://www.memeorandum.com/250616/p150#a250616p150

Niners TE George Kittle on DC Robert Saleh's return: 'Violence is coming' https://www.nfl.com/news/niners-george-kittle-robert-saleh-return-violence-is-coming

#BikiniBeauty
Season 3 Episode 1 "River of No Return: part 1"
#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch

Dallas Cowboys fan survey: What are your expectations for the 2025 season? https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6466771/2025/07/02/dallas-cowboys-fan-survey-2025/

Tyrant from Temu
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#satire #potus45

Dallas Cowboys star has ‘great talk’ with fan favorite free agent CB https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas-cowboys-star-has-great-talk-with-fan-favorite-free-agent-cb

Mahmoud Khalil Returns to New York After Months in Detention (Jonah E. Bromwich/New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/21/nyregion/mahmoud-khalil-return-to-new-york.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/250621/p79#a250621p79

#BillyWarlock #ErikaEleniak
Season 3 Episode 1 "River of No Return: part 1"
#RandomBaywatch

Pumpkin Pinochet
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Anthony Richardson injury update: Colts QB optimistic about training camp return after missing minicamp

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/anthony

Budget Bashar
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L. Ron Chubbard
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Justin Tucker had a decision to make. Will it help him return to the field? https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6457460/2025/06/28/justin-tucker-nfl-suspension/

Trevon Diggs drops bombshell about possible return in 2025 https://insidethestar.com/trevon-diggs-drops-bombshell-about-possible-return-in-2025

Rashee Rice will be 'ready to go' for Chiefs training camp: What does his return mean for Kansas City?

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/rashe…

Cowboys cheerleaders jump for joy in iconic uniforms for Netflix return https://www.sportingnews.com/us/culture/entertainment/news/dallas-cowboys-cheerleaders-jum…

Tyrant from Temu
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#satire #potus45

Five Browns players who could return defense back to the elite in 2025 https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45507277/five-browns-players-return-defense-back-elite

Darren Waller trade: Tight end to come out of retirement as Giants send former Pro Bowler to Dolphins

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/darren-

49ers' George Kittle issues warning with DC Robert Saleh's return to San Francisco: 'Violence is coming'

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl…

Disinfectant Dolt
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Hair GropenFürhrer
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Gropey the Clown
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Jalen Ramsey and Jonnu Smith for Minkah Fitzpatrick?!? We graded the Steelers-Dolphins blockbuster https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45393465/2025-nfl-offseason-trade-grades-latest-best-worst-deals

Drinks With Two Hands
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