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@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-16 10:00:01

The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first
female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick,
rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances during what
would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my
career.
-- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-03-14 08:58:12

Mandar obedeciendo* in Wales?
Why Plaid Cymru’s plan to 'make a plan' might not be a bad plan, after all
nation.cymru/opinion/why-plaid
Fro…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-02-10 09:32:52

"The #Labour party won one third of the votes (34%) in an election in which under two thirds (60%) of the electorate voted. Only one in five (20.4%) registered electors in Britain support this government. It has no mandate to do anything. If it tries to do anything radical, then, as Thatcher did with the poll tax, it will find the difference between Westminster games and real politics.
T…

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-02-28 00:44:30

Why the 'planetary parade' social media meme is utter nonsense - and 28 February a particularly bad day to try to see as many #planets as possible at the same time: facebook.com/dan.fischer.393/p goes into the details and shows that 19 February would have been a far better choice. While the question remains: which moron came up with the 28th as 'the' date in the first place ... and why did practically nobody (looking at you, news sites ... and space agencies) bother to check the basic facts?

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-01-08 23:14:41

I didn't forget about a weigh in commitment, or avoiding sharing the gory details. We discovered that our 30 year old bathroom scale didn't survive our house move. One corner was badly dented and compressed so we had to replace it.
Below is my first weigh in on a fancy digital scale, from 9am this morning. I wore socks to spare you sensitive types my poorly manicured feet. I'll likely only do this once a month so no need to block me yet.
#GetHealthy #Exercise

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-02-18 20:40:53

The Writers Guild Staff Union calls a work stoppage, one month before the WGA begins AMPTP negotiations, accusing the WGA West of bad faith bargaining (Katie Campione/Deadline)
deadline.com/2026/02/wga-west-