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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 07:57:44

The bipartisan reaction to Trump's absolute LOSER DEAL with Iran has been so catastrophically bad that he initially tried to blame Pete Hegseth for this disaster...
...and with that not sticking, his new scapegoat-of-the-day is JD Vance.
Fascists always eat their own.
#Trump #iran

@matzekult@chaos.social
2026-07-17 17:59:09

Nein, absolute niemand sollte etwas wagen, was mit Palmer zu tun hat...

Screenshot eines BZ-Kommentars mit dem Titel "Die Freiburger Stadtverwaltung könnte etwas mehr Palmer wagen"
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 01:20:06

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-18 04:17:17

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Absolute Beginner:
🎵 Hammerhart
#NowPlaying #AbsoluteBeginner
open.spotify.com/track/0LxKGci

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-07-15 20:56:54

Tuchel blew it. Parking the bus is fine, but so very early.
The momentum charts are bananas. Absolute folly.
#ENGARG #WorldCup #fedifc

The momentum chart, showing an Argentine tidal wave of domination.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-15 22:24:55

RE: #AltText.

A post by Mille (threads.com/@millesini) on Threads:

‘A MAGA literally just messaged me:

‘“ICE is not coming after white people so why do you weird white people have a problem? Be quiet about shit that has nothing to do with you.”

‘And there it is: the absolute definition of white supremacy and zero empathy, spelled out in a single text.’
@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-08-14 16:27:07

finally devoured this absolute unit & it feels kind of cruel to tom o'neill & everybody involved that i'm totally ready for volume 2. suppose i could rewatch the errol morris doc. not totally sold on anything (& maybe neither is o'neill), but that's not the point, either. #books

Chaos: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties by Tom O'Neill
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-12 12:14:22

Right, my #Clojure humidity library now computes all the values that I think it should. The code could do with a bit of tidying up, there is no data validation, I have no reliable test data for the actual-vapour-pressure function, and I can't yet do the time-shifting computations I want; but nevertheless I think this is now usable and useful.

@arXiv_mathST_bot@mastoxiv.page
2026-08-17 07:39:50

Generalization Error Estimation for Primal--Dual Algorithms in Non-Smooth Regression
Kai Tan, Pierre C Bellec
arxiv.org/abs/2608.13870 arxiv.org/pdf/2608.13870 arxiv.org/html/2608.13870
arXiv:2608.13870v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: This paper studies trajectory-wise estimation of generalization error for primal--dual algorithms in non-smooth regression. Motivating examples include \(\ell_1\)-penalized least absolute deviations regression and square-root Lasso regression, where the data-fitting loss is non-differentiable and existing risk estimators for gradient-type optimization paths do not apply directly. We develop a general recursive framework that includes the Chambolle--Pock algorithm and related primal--dual splitting methods. We estimate risk by correcting each in-sample fitted value with a weighted combination of past dual iterates. The ideal weights are Stein derivative contractions and depend on the design covariance. We construct replacement weights from observable derivative contractions of the fitted-signal trajectory, yielding a covariance-free, data-driven correction. For high-dimensional Gaussian designs and fixed finite iteration horizon, we prove finite-sample guarantees for both estimators. For square-root ridge, we further establish a matched-Gaussian universality result beyond Gaussian designs. Numerical experiments show that the proposed estimators accurately track the out-of-sample risk along finite optimization paths.
toXiv_bot_toot

@roelgrif@mstdn.social
2026-09-05 09:48:24

Chiem Balduk zou gesmuld hebben van de verkiezingsoverwinning van Hitler destijds, dat is wel duidelijk.
Lekker fascisme normaliseren @… ?

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-08-15 03:14:51

Malaysia implements total e-waste import ban to curb toxic trade news.mongabay.com/short-articl

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-07-14 06:55:55

Having protocol decodes overlaid on your FPGA ILA traces is an absolute game changer, I'm never going back to the Vivado ILA lol.
I need to do a bit more polishing of the UI and improve some workflows and probably add a JTAG and Ethernet transport and some other things like adding proper trigger comparators instead of hard coding external trigger only.
But using ngscopeclient for FPGA debug for just a couple of days is already making me wonder what took me so long to do this…

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2026-08-12 17:02:57

«“It’s an absolute disaster,” said one former official in an Army office supervising the project. “The Army should’ve gone after recovering money from General Dynamics,” added the official, who, like others interviewed for this story, spoke on the condition of anonymity.»
propublic…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 00:20:03

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-11 18:59:50

OK, in all humility, I offer to you my humidity functions library in #Clojure. They're designed to be used to investigate weather data. I've bashed these out over the weekend; they're not at all polished, and criticism and suggestions are welcomed.

@krone@frawas.de
2026-09-07 05:38:17

Vorläufiges Ergebnis - AfD holt 43,8 Prozent und verpasst Absolute #News #Nachrichten

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-09 17:35:16

Now THAT'S a big kitty!!

Video of someone opening a door and a vet comes through carrying the cat, Theodore Scritches McWiggles, an absolute UNIT of an orange Maine coon. This is the biggest and fluffiest house cat I've even seen. Seriously, this kitty is huge!!
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-06-26 12:40:45

Q&A with Tim Sweeney on his vision for a cross-platform gaming social system, Unreal Engine 6, AI's PR challenges, the state of AAA game development, and more (Tim Clark/PC Gamer)

For Nāgārjuna, emptiness described the relational nature of existence.
Everything exists because everything else exists.
This insight offered a powerful response to philosophical positions that treated phenomena as possessing fixed, inherent characteristics.
Nāgārjuna argued that clinging to any absolute view (even philosophical or religious ones) creates attachment rather than wisdom.
@…

@@arXiv_physicsatomph_bot@mastoxiv.page@mastoxiv.page
2026-09-15 08:40:41

Absolute frequency measurement of the $^{40}$Ca$^{ }$ clock transition using a GNSS link to the SI second
M. Guevara-Bertsch, M. K. Joshi, M. I Hussain, R. Blatt, C. F. Roos
arxiv.org/abs/2609.15844

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-08-31 17:51:38

absolute Ø (Instrumental)

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-08-17 17:49:57

RE: hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/1171
I don't care much about books being physically destroyed (as long as they're not exceedingly rare), however I'm furious that we as a society shouldn't benefit from this by having virtual access to these books.
That AI companies share the scans of the books they're pulping should be the absolute bare minimum we should ask of them.

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-08-03 18:25:00

Did a video shoot for the Balsäk Band yesterday! It's amazing how easy it can be when you have a great subject. These guys are an absolute rolling ball of chaos, but then when it's time to turn it on they know exactly what to do — and it was magic.
I'm now fully convinced I also need a 12mm lens for my camera rig. This is going to be so fucking expensive…
#TheAdventuresOfDirkBalsäk

The Dirk Balsäk Band poses like absolute rockstar legends on a pier in Burnham Harbor Chicago, with the front of a yacht visible on the left, Wator and the Chicago skyline including soldier Field behind them, under a sunset sky
@pgcd@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 17:47:22

The absolute waste of time and knowledge and energy caused by smart people "building" shit with and for LLMs.
Smart people giving their work away for free to motherfuckers like altman and amodei and musk and jfc i hate this timeline.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 14:17:18

I was reminded today that this is the absolute best post/thread I've ever seen on the Fediverse.
beige.party/@Alice/11008383518

@theDuesentrieb@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-10 09:43:51

Mal ehrlich, dass die AfD die absolute Mehrheit knapp verfehlt hat, ist das beste, was ihr passieren konnte.
Entweder macht sie eine Minderheitsregierung und kann alles was sie nicht durchsetzen kann auf die unkonstruktiven anderen Parteien oder auf Berlin schieben.
Oder es bildet sich die ganz große Koalition, die sich dauernd selbst blockieren und zwangsläufig auseinanderfliegen wird. Daran kann sie ihr Anti-Establishment image weiter polieren.
In beiden Fällen kann sie …

@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-11 00:15:21

The more I think about it, and the more I compare the new #Commodore phone to the available alternatives, the more I like the majority of the choices they have made. It’s just a shame that the blacklisting of browsers is an absolute and utter dealbreaker. Doing a web search and messaging are two non-negotiable features for my phone.

@qbi@freie-re.de
2026-09-08 09:05:37

Laden von E-Autos ist immer wieder für Überraschungen gut. In #Michigan hat jemand für eine Ladung seines Autos eine Rechnung von 418 US-Dollar erhalten. Die Ladestation wollte einfach Leute abwehren und hat den Preis auf 5 USD/kWh 5 USD/min gesetzt.
Nachdem der lokale TV-Sender interventierte, wurde der Preis nachträglich auf 13 US-Dollar gesenkt.

@waidler@bayerwald.social
2026-08-09 16:57:16

Sachsen-Anhalt wählt am 6. September. Die AfD steht bei rund 41 %, gleich vier Parteien hängen an der Fünf-Prozent-Hürde. Scheitern mehrere davon, genügen der AfD gut 40 % der Stimmen für die absolute Mehrheit im Landtag – so rechnet das Wahlrecht.
Die Kampagne „Taktisch wählen“ wirbt deshalb um Zweitstimmen für SPD und Grüne. Das BSW nennt das „Wählermanipulation“ und nennt im selben Text den eigenen Grund: Es will die AfD in eine Regierung einbinden.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 14:15:25

for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
Keyrings from conferences or vacations you or a family member went to 15 yrs ago.
Original post: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qzuw6

for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
@bici@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 15:50:09

"Paraguay's players were an absolute disgrace," former England goalkeeper Joe Hart told BBC One. "If they were on my team, I'd be dragging them off the pitch."
What a thuggish crew....
#FRA 🇫🇷 #PAR 🇵🇾

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-12 16:39:57

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Absolute Beginner feat. Samy Deluxe:
🎵 Füchse
#NowPlaying #AbsoluteBeginner #SamyDeluxe

@andrs@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-12 10:20:06

just incase anyone thought about it, fuck omarchy, and fuck the absolute aipilled chomo that runs it

@mmuenzl@sueden.social
2026-08-07 14:54:49

Das blöde WP-Plugin "Broken Link Checker" update hat mir gestern 2 Seiten zerschossen. Eine habe ich durch einen rollback wiederhergestellt, bei der anderen ging leider bei mir etwas schief 😩 (Datenbank abgeschmiert).
Der Support von meinem Hoster All-Inkl hat mir (mal wieder) super schnell geholfen und alles läuft wieder.
Absolute Empfehlung!
#webhost

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-07-30 18:17:28

These are probably my absolute favorite versions of Fink's "Berlin Sunrise", "Sort of Revolution" and "Warm Shadow", here accompanied by Dutch violinist Esther Kovy, adding a whole new layer of magic...
youtube.com/watch?v=ee_du-kW0C

@krone@frawas.de
2026-09-07 09:04:16

Keine Absolute - Was, wenn wirklich niemand mit AfD regieren will? #News #Nachrichten

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-07-11 18:27:24

40 years ago this weekend, jerry garcia falls into a diabetic coma & nearly dies. in the hospital, his heart stops following an allergic reaction when doctors give him valium. the dead will cancel 30 dates through fall. he relearns to play guitar & is performing again by october.

~ Grateful Dead’s
Jerry Garcia
in Marin hospital
EXAMINER STAFF REPORT

Jerry Garcia, guitarist with the
Grateful Dead, has been hospital
ized.

His attorney, Chris Andrian, con- |
firmed that Garcia was in the hospi-
tal but had no further details, other
than to say, “Just tell everybody
who loves Jerry to pray for him.”

KFOG reported today that Gar-
cia was admitted to Marin General
Hospital with a high temperature.

The hospital would say only that
“a Jerome Garcia” had been admit-
ted…
Saturday, July 12. 1986 Page Y
Garci
»

GREENBRAE, (AP)
Jerry Garcia, lead guitarist for the
Grateful Dead rock band, has been
hospitalized after slipping into a
diabetic coma that resulted from an
infection caused by an abcessed
tooth, a band spokesman said.

(Garcia, 43, was in Marin General
Hospital, about 20 miles north of San
Francisco, but hospital
spokeswoman Sandra Currie would
not release any information about
his condition.

Band spokesman Dennis McNally
said Garcia lapsed into a diab…
Jerry Garcia in the hospital
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@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-07-01 09:47:15

"Starmer chooses warfare over welfare as his outgoing legacy"
What an absolute tosser.

@thijs_lucas@norden.social
2026-07-02 15:39:30

Dieses #Reformpaket scheint doch eher eine Art DDOS-Floot-The-Zone-With-Shit-Angriff auf die Menschen im Land zu sein. Einfach so viel Mist auf einmal, dass niemand die Kraft hat, das alles zu überblicken. Und vielleicht muss man das auch nicht.
Einfach keine Stimme mehr für AfD, CDUCSU und SPD. Was die heute raushauen, finde ich eine absolute Frechheit. Als hätten wir die gewählt, um un…

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-07-29 13:09:47

Die Situation der Chemie in der Mitte des 19. Jahrhunderts:

Absolute chaos. People running. People weeping. Something is burning. The is an ostrich running in your direction.
@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-08-01 20:42:02

from my link log —
The problem with function namespaces and Lisp macros.
ianthehenry.com/posts/janet-ga
saved 2021-10-13

The Alternative for Germany party dominated a crucial state election on Sunday, according to near-final results,
but fell short of the absolute majority needed to become the first far-right party to govern part of the country since the Nazi era.
If those results hold, the AfD, as the party is known by its German initials,
could still assume power in the eastern state of Saxony-Anhalt in the coming weeks,
depending on the negotiations among rival parties that have vowe…

@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-08-21 15:22:56

Besonders spooky darin: Die begeisterten AfD-Fans, die sich mit dem Cover von @… fotografieren.
www1.wdr.de/daserste/monitor/s…

@nerdsitu@datasci.social
2026-09-01 12:11:05

New NERDS paper on conversational biases in AI multi-agent systems
nerds.itu.dk/2026/09/01/new-ne

Delta computed via our framework. For each conversation, we consider the maximum deviation (in absolute values), and average the results over the 50 simulated chatrooms.

A score of 4 indicates that the LLM instantiated as Liberal responded in a strongly Conservative manner, while  indicates the opposite. Empty cells indicate 0-values, while cells with the “-” symbol indicate unavailable results. The darker the color of the cell, the more prominent the detected shift.
@cark@social.tchncs.de
2026-08-27 18:33:05

Ich habe seit Anfang 2025 glaube ich jede Folge @… gehört und fand sie meistens ziemlich gut.
Aber die aktuell Folge hier (#LdN490) ist mit A b s t a n d die beste, weil hier mal wirklich kontroverse Positionen in einem hoch relevanten Thema aufeinander treffen und richtig gut Argumente ausgetauscht werden. Absolute Hörempfehlung. 👍

@Yogi77@hessen.social
2026-07-02 17:46:16

Die Vorschau auf die Woche 9 in der #EffectEnergyGFL #GFL
gfl.info/pforzheim-will-ganz-n

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-07-29 09:19:00

„Der Staat tut nichts für die Leute hier, er macht ihr Leben immer nur schwerer. Kein Wunder, dass die Menschen auf dem Land sich zunehmend verarscht vorkommen.“
Juli Zeh verteidigt in der #FAZ (€) AfD-Wähler: Frust auf dem Land hat Gründe
Ich habe eine kritische Haltung zu Zeh, glaube aber, dass manche Dinge durch die Politik versäumt werden, z.B. Infrastruktur auf dem Land

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-12 13:32:00

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Absolute Beginner:
🎵 Liebes Lied (Liebeslied)
#NowPlaying #AbsoluteBeginner
open.spotify.com/track/6YzYyeM

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-08-07 16:16:02

James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers' (Chuck Ross/The Washington Free Beacon)
freebeacon.com/democrats/james
memeorandum.com/260807/p53#a26

@arXiv_physicsfludyn_bot@mastoxiv.page
2026-08-07 07:53:44

Area and Perimeter Rules of Velocity Circulation in Two-Dimensional Turbulence with Large-scale Absolute Equilibrium
Zi-Ang Zhang, Jin-Han Xie
arxiv.org/abs/2608.05617

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-07-24 12:13:32

Wir erzählen die Brandmauer immer nur aus Sicht der sogenannten demokratischen Parteien.
Wir müssen aber auch die Sicht der anderen Seite erzählen: wenn ich als faschistische Partei weiß, daß ich realistischer Weise keine absolute Regierungs­mehrheit¹ erreichen kann, dann muß ich zumindest einer demokratischen Partei ein attraktives Angebot machen, muß ich einige ihrer Funktionärys dazu gewinnen, in meinem Sinne sowohl Politik zu machen als auch eine Zusammenarbeit zu erwägen, ich brau…

@arXiv_hepth_bot@mastoxiv.page
2026-08-07 08:17:53

Information-Theoretic Black Hole Entropy I: Beyond the Area Law
Alex Kehagias
arxiv.org/abs/2608.05795 arxiv.org/pdf/2608.05795 arxiv.org/html/2608.05795
arXiv:2608.05795v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: Although the Bekenstein-Hawking area law is consistent with the first and second laws of black hole thermodynamics, it appears to be in conflict with the third law, which in the Nernst formulation states that the entropy should either vanish or approach a universal constant in the zero-temperature limit. We argue that this tension reflects a limitation of the semiclassical area law rather than a fundamental feature of black hole thermodynamics. On this basis, we obtain an entropy formula that is consistent with the third law, and approaches Bekenstein-Hawking entropy in the high-temperature limit. The resulting entropy admits a simple microscopic interpretation, and it can be written as the Kullback-Leibler divergence between a mass-biased Bernoulli distribution and the uniform distribution on N microscopic bits. From this perspective, the thermodynamic black hole entropy admits an information-theoretic representation as an entropy deficit, namely as the relative entropy between the black hole ensemble and a maximally mixed reference ensemble. The Bekenstein-Hawking area law then emerges as the leading term in an $1/N$ expansion, while a universal mass scale $M_0=\sqrt{N}\,M_P$, interpreted as an absolute upper bound on the black hole mass, controls the bias of the underlying microscopic ensemble. The subleading terms represent finite-information corrections to the classical area law.
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@padraig@mastodon.ie
2026-07-26 16:33:16

RE: #F1

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-09 11:33:04

Hi @…, I'm still struggling with getting atmospheric #humidity functions going in #Clojure. `wet-bulb-temp` now works, but I don't have working absolute …

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-08-23 05:19:41

HELLO @… made an absolute banger of a track and u should listen to it youtube.com/watch?v=JjbiqECv00

@krone@frawas.de
2026-08-30 11:11:22

„Wir müssen jetzt ...“ - AfD-Absolute in Sachsen-Anhalt? Merkel mit Weckruf #News #Nachrichten

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-08-03 11:02:49

RE: mastodon.thi.ng/@toxi/11703078
Being given a 100% AI generated score for your own mental work hurts. It also hurts because the result is presented as absolute and undeniable, with no path for appeal or inspection. A decision presented as…

@jswright61@ruby.social
2026-06-25 09:54:46

Wordle 1,832 3/6 for 25 June, 2026 #LeftWordle
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 68
⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 3
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 0
1. 3rd & 5th wrong. (68)
2. 3rd perfect. 4th wrong. (3)
3. Won! (0)
This puzzle presented my absolute favorite scenarios: after 2 guesses I was down to a few choices (today 3) one of those choices, if not correct, eliminates all but one other guess, which makes it the obvious choice. …

@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-26 09:36:11

Back at the helm in Windrose today! 🧭 Come watch me navigate the high seas with the absolute confidence of a captain whose ship insurance policy is definitely expired. Will we find legendary loot or immediately hit a rock? Place your bets! 🏴‍☠️
🔴 Live now: twitch.tv/tuxramus

The AfD is exploiting Germany’s fear of change
The Alternative for Germany has just achieved the best result of any far-right party in the country’s postwar history.
In regional elections in Saxony-Anhalt, a state in eastern Germany,
the party more than doubled its share of the vote,
and is projected to take about 44 percent,
likely just short of an absolute majority.

The result could put the state into a political deadlock.
It would take an extr…

@sean@scoat.es
2026-07-20 17:39:18

I bought this printer second hand and got a very good deal, so I don't regret it from a hardware standpoint, but relying on someone else's cloud to be able to use all of the features of my hardware is absolute garbage.
(MQTT failed (at least two incidents), so I can't monitor a print in progress; looks like others can't start new prints.)

@kristian@social.purrucker.de
2026-06-30 21:17:15

Gerade James Bond: First Light beendet! 🎬🎮 Nach knapp 30 Stunden bin ich durch und absolut begeistert.
Ich liebe diese cineastischen Games einfach, die sich wie ein interaktiver Spielfilm anfühlen. Story, Atmosphäre und Action haben von vorne bis hinten komplett abgeliefert.
Wer Bock auf ein richtig starkes Agenten-Abenteuer hat: Absolute Empfehlung! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
#JamesBondFirstLight

James Bond
Insel explodiert
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-12 15:12:59

🇺🇦 Auf #radioeins läuft...
Absolute Beginner:
🎵 Hammerhart
#NowPlaying #AbsoluteBeginner
open.spotify.com/track/0LxKGci

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2026-07-28 05:30:17

I need more people to be posting absolute IG reels type slop on YT and not the AI type cuz man the confrontational shit on IG has been wearing me down.

@arXiv_mathDG_bot@mastoxiv.page
2026-08-06 08:07:53

Holonomy Asymptotics along Quartic Differential Rays
Weihan Ma
arxiv.org/abs/2608.04729 arxiv.org/pdf/2608.04729 arxiv.org/html/2608.04729
arXiv:2608.04729v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: Let \(X\) be a closed Riemann surface and let \(q\in H^0(X,K^4)\) be a nonzero holomorphic quartic differential on \(X\). For \(t >0\), the ray \(tq\) determines a family of Hitchin representations in the \(\operatorname{PSp}(4,\mathbb R)\)-Hitchin component. We study, as \(t\to \infty\), the asymptotic behavior of their holonomy along closed curves. We obtain explicit asymptotic formulas for all singular values and for the absolute values of all eigenvalues of the holonomy. Their logarithmic growth rates are given by integrating the local fourth roots of \(q\) along the saddle connections forming the geodesic representative of the curve with respect to the singular flat metric \(\lvert q\rvert^{1/2}\). No restriction is imposed on the orders of the zeros of \(q\).
toXiv_bot_toot

@roelgrif@mstdn.social
2026-07-31 09:14:04

Inderdaad, Frans Timmermans heeft gewoon gelijk. Chris legt het even uit.
chrisklomp.nl/frans-timmermans

@bibbleco@infosec.exchange
2026-09-12 10:35:40

Which absolute goulash decided it would be a good idea to invite Trump to Ireland? Perhaps he should visit Taiwan next. Or Kashmir. Or the wredk of the Titanic? I hear it's quite lovely at this time of the year...

@EngelbertDejaco@tyrol.social
2026-09-08 09:14:17
Content warning: Politischer Schwachsinn

Dieser Von Florian Machl von Report24 ist da wohl etwas ganz großem auf der Spur.
Zitat: "𝘌𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘔𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘜̈𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘻𝘦𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘯𝘨, 𝘥𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘩𝘭 𝘻𝘶 𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘻𝘶𝘷𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮 𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘮𝘢ß 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘻𝘵 𝘸𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦, 𝘶𝘮 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘈𝘧𝘋 𝘷𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘦𝘩𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘻𝘶𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘯."
(Quelle: report24.news/fauler-briefwahl)
Wer sagt's ihm, oder lassen wir ihn dumm sterben?

There are just 59 Robotaxis on the road, Bloomberg reports,
with at least some of them still requiring physical human supervision.
Its efforts to expand past its home base in Austin, Texas are floundering,
with the company forced to admit to California state regulators that its self-driving cabs don’t actually drive themselves, according to the reporting.
This incremental progress would be permissible at a smaller company.
But Musk has persistently wooed investo…

@@arXiv_physicsatomph_bot@mastoxiv.page@mastoxiv.page
2026-07-09 07:56:23

Absolute frequency measurement of the $^{176}$Lu$^ \,(^{3}\mathrm{D}_1)$ standard against the NRC-FCs2 fountain with $2.6\times10^{-16}$ uncertainty
K. J. Arnold, Bin Jian, Zhao Zhang, Qi Zhao, Qin Qichen, N. Jayjong, M. D. K. Lee, Scott Beattie, M. D. Barrett
arxiv.org/abs/2607.07044

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-08-26 09:19:01

AfD-Rache in Sachsen-Anhalt: "Das ist Diktatur, das ist Tyrannei", ruft ein AfD-Mann in Quedlinburg vom Wahlkampf-Podium – kurz nachdem ein Parteikollege angeblich mit dem Baseballschläger auf Teenager losgegangen sein soll. Die Ironie scheint niemandem in der ersten Reihe aufzufallen. Annika Leister (t-online) mit einer Geschichte zum Kopfschütteln. #AfD

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-07-17 02:24:14

Between the absolute attention whoring idiocy of these Michigan Republicans, and the Nero-esque fiddling and double-speak by past and current Canadian and American governments, including Carney, on reducing CO2 emissions over the past 30 years while their countries increasingly literally burn…

It’s enough to drive a guy to freaking drink. 😡
We know why this is happening and it’s not because the forest isn’t swept.
Stop burning fuels!
#canpoli #cdnpoli #climateEmergency #climatechange #wildfire #theAmericanFascist #endFossilFuels

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-08-25 18:56:35

Such sad news. Dolly was an absolute angel among us. nytimes.com/2026/08/25/arts/mu

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-08-09 21:12:05

KASPAROV: Putin is the enemy of every normal, free human being. He’s embodiment of absolute evil that must be eradicated. : r/ukraine
reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-08-27 06:25:01

Petrichor, Visualized (2026)
(From our morning walk yesterday, 15 mins after the heavy rain shower passed, dense localized mist with small light shafts forming all over the little creek in this canyon. Absolute magic... and the scent, of course! 🤩)
#MorningWalk #LandscapePhotography

A small mountain creek surrounded by steep banks with trees and ferns, in glistening light and with thick mist forming directly above the water surface, the bright sun light scattering in it and forming small light shafts against the darker river bank on the left. The creek is mostly shallow and flowing smoothly, interrupted by occasional tiny rocky rapids...
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-07-06 11:00:24

"Data centre boom drove Amazon’s emissions up 16% in 2025"
#Amazon #Technology #AI #ArtificialIntelligence

@arXiv_statCO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2026-08-11 08:03:35

Distributed Stochastic Smoothing ADMM for Penalized Quantile Regression
Rongmei Liang, Xiaofei Wu
arxiv.org/abs/2608.09220 arxiv.org/pdf/2608.09220 arxiv.org/html/2608.09220
arXiv:2608.09220v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: Quantile regression is well suited to heterogeneous and heavy-tailed data, but computation becomes challenging for large, distributed data sets because the check loss is nonsmooth. We propose a distributed stochastic smoothing alternating direction method of multipliers (DSS-ADMM) for horizontally partitioned penalized quantile regression. Each worker computes a mini-batch gradient of a Huber-smoothed check loss, and a coordinator performs a single proximal aggregation step for the regularizer. Raw observations remain local, worker updates run in parallel, and the method requires no matrix inversion. For proper, closed, and convex penalties, stacking the local coefficient vectors yields a standard two-block stochastic ADMM formulation. With fixed smoothing, we establish an expected $O(\log K/\sqrt K)$ joint objective-feasibility bound and an explicit $\eps/4$ approximation term for the original check-loss objective; when the smooth block is strongly convex, the bound improves to $O(\log K/K)$. We also characterize the scope of an extension to the minimax concave penalty and the smoothly clipped absolute deviation penalty. Reproducible simulations consider both homogeneous worker partitions, in which observations are independently and identically distributed across workers, and heterogeneous partitions, in which worker-specific covariate distributions differ. Sensitivity studies and analyses of the diabetes and Engel data illustrate the trade-offs among per-observation gradient evaluations, communication, consensus, sparsity, and prediction.
toXiv_bot_toot

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-08-23 20:33:54

"Based on the principles of prudence, reliability, and absolute safety, and after comprehensive assessment, the Chang'e-7 mission does not meet the launch requirements," says #ChangE7 was grounded: arstechnica.com/space/2026/08/ and space.com/space-exploration/la

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-27 22:20:03

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-09-09 12:56:34

RE: #cybersecurity

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2026-09-12 12:16:24

just the absolute worst etiquette for bug report/feature request responses, they're acting like they're in a mw2 2009 text chat

@Ruhrnalist@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 04:22:30

Und noch ein Fakt zur Wahl in Sachsen-Anhalt:
Wäre das BSW knapp an der 5 % Hürde gescheitert, hätte die AfD die absolute Sitzmehrheit erreicht.

@krone@frawas.de
2026-07-22 14:38:19

Trauer um Michael Kuhn - „Er war eine absolute Ikone des Sportjournalismus“ #News #Nachrichten

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-28 07:39:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cooldown:
🎵 Absolute (Philthy Head Mix)
#Cooldown
mapmusic2.bandcamp.com/track/a
open.spotify.com/track/1Ul1hWW

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-26 22:28:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
Absolute Lilt & Absolute Lilt:
🎵 Dreaming in Lilt
#AbsoluteLilt
open.spotify.com/track/1gvZRqo

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 13:40:40

While I am certain that the wonderful* folks in Ken Paxton's office are doing this merely for performative reasons, I am genuinely conflicted about this one.
On one hand, I think it would be interesting to see what - if anything - comes of this action. If nothing else, discovery should be an absolute hoot.
On the other hand - I'm pretty sure that any action that is taken in this case will be tainted by Paxton's corruption, and it won't actually benefit the people of Texas (or anywhere else).
Attorney General Ken Paxton has opened an investigation into LinkedIn Corporation (“LinkedIn”) over allegations that the company has advertised and profited from fake or misleading job opportunities, commonly known as “ghost jobs,” on its platform.
#LinkedIn #TexasLaw #KenPaxton

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-08-27 10:54:00

Successfully returned from our rescue & retrieval mission of my son's Apple Pencil which fell through the decking at a café yesterday. He made some wire hooks to lift it back out through the gap between the boards, like a pro... Result: E-waste avoided and 149 Euro saved (what an absolute rip off)!

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-06-25 04:19:10

Shouting into the wind about “planned maintenance” without notification by my ISP.
They are, essentially a monopoly and as either a consequence or a flex, they exert the absolute minimum of care. I loathe them and would take my business elsewhere, but alas… monopoly.

Notification about planned maintenance in the neighborhood, warning of possible service interruptions. The message assures that no action is required from the user and mentions the estimated repair time as June 25th at 5:47 AM.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-07-19 02:25:18

Yeah, I would never, ever, EVER buy a new car off the lot these days. Car dealerships & their service depts are the absolute worst.
Let some other fool deal with that experience.
▶️ Car Dealerships Can't Sell Cars & Now They're PANICKING
youtube.com/watch?v=H8Xrxji28t…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-09-04 00:32:11

RE: zeroes.ca/@FknHannu/1172051226
Efficiency and metric maximization are both important things that have their place, but as broad cultural forces are absolute scourges

Maine Democrats hit reset on their chaotic Senate primary on Saturday
as Troy Jackson officially secured the party’s nomination.
He took the stage at the Cross Insurance Center in Bangor to rapturous applause, a standing ovation
and Noah Kahan’s Northern Attitude blaring over the speakers.
“This is the absolute honor of my life,” Jackson said.
“If you’ve ever been ignored, underestimated, pushed around or told that you have to wait your turn while the rich cut t…

@bibbleco@infosec.exchange
2026-09-10 06:09:41

Violence is never the answer, unless the question is fascists. (Just ask Hitler.)
These people are an absolute menace to society and we need to start banging them up TODAY, before people get hurt.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly479

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-06-23 10:35:34

First appearing like a fata morgana in the heatwave, then over 9 mins steadily intensifying, manifesting, yet always floating... One of my absolute fave early releases on the impressive ARTS label:
Asmar — Ameth (2016)
artsrecordings.bandcamp.com/tr

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-08-02 12:25:41

Spending the weekend farm-sitting in South Bay with #SamsungTv that has no #jellyfin client and the absolute worst browser you ever tried, but I got in and with practice could watch my movies and, I discovered, could put my entire music channel on random play!
Except, another jellyfin Inexplicable, if it hits an unsupported file, FULL STOP and a dialog box. So it cannot run unattended (unless your collection is Pure) 😔

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-07-06 10:00:24

"Google reports 18% rise in total emissions amidst AI expansion"
#Google #Technology #AI #ArtificialIntelligence

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-07-21 14:32:58

Not sure whether to be shocked (I am) or impressed (also true) by the absolute audacity required to layout a "service" charge of 156%

A summary of charges. Toll charge: $6.28 in US dollars. Service charge: $9.90 in US dollars. The total is $16.18
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-07-02 16:05:47

The Capital Is a Mess -- The capital city is an absolute mess. -- The White House ... (Matt Viser/The Atlantic)
theatlantic.com/politics/2026/
memeorandum.com/260702/p48#a26

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-12 08:07:56

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Absolute Beginner feat. Samy Deluxe, Das Bo, Dendemann, Illo, Ferris MC & Falk:
🎵 K2
#NowPlaying #AbsoluteBeginner #SamyDeluxe #DasBo #Dendemann #Illo #FerrisMC #Falk