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The battle to be the absolute worst Trump henchman can feel so closely fought.
But in the end, it’s always JD Vance, isn’t it?
You would say Stephen Miller,
but Miller’s too hidden to qualify as a front-of-house henchman among the US president’s court of grotesques.
Stephen’s clearly been judged so wantonly horrifying that the administration must keep him out of public view.
If you enter the store, Miller is the only-for-the-initiated entity alluded to in a …

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-03-17 12:50:18

KiCAD's DRC is trying its absolute hardest to not let me make this board lol

KiCAD layout + DRC view showing a ton of complaints about shorts and missing connections etc
KiCAD layout view of a board with a bunch of obvious shorts, open circuits, missing soldermask apertures, etc
@bthalpin@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 11:26:41

Moment of confusion: popped on the headphones and subjected to an absolute wall of incoherent orchestral sound.
Turned out to be two players running simultaneously, < half a second out of sync, streaming the finale of Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg.
Aural vertigo.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 18:20:07

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-18 17:08:36

Man I feel bad for the guy, but at least they are cheering him up with this absolute gold of a skit 😃 ->
Olympic Confessions - The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtube.com/watch?v=RPORXDDX8rs

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-03-16 16:13:12

Der absolute Status vom Diskurs rundum Antisemitismus in Deutschland. Ich kritisiere das eine Zeitung namens „Jüdische Allgemeine” eine leicht vermeidbare Falschbehauptung veröffentlicht, mir wird vom bekannten Pornowebseitenbetreiber Tobias Huch (welcher selbst dort des öfteren publiziert) unterstellt Ich würde Juden die Schuld geben.
Es ist mir egal wie eine Zeitung heißt, wenn sie Mist schreibt sage Ich das auch.

Ein Screenshot eines Twitter Kommentars in dem Erik Uden schreibt:
Es wurde der falsche Antragstext mit nur meinem Namen in der jüdischen Allgemeinen veröffentlicht. Ich glaube nicht das Ich verfolgt werde, aber alleine meinen Namen zu publizieren für einen Antrag der von der gesamten Linksjugend ['solid] und dem LaVo kommt ist schon ein Zeichen

Tobias Huch antwortet:

Jaja, die bösen Juden. Immer sind die Juden schuld.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-17 02:31:59

RE: hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/1160
Nobody gives a shit anymore about anything.
It’s fine to post absolute tripe like this on a corporate website.
It’s fine to post quotes that were never said in a newspaper.
It’s fine to reference science that doesn’t exist in scientific papers.
It’s fine to commit code that was never checked to software.
It’s fine to post music that no one made.
It’s fine to share videos of things that never happened.
It’s fine to steal, lie and scam people.
All of this is hyped and cheered on by governments, organizations, businesses and individuals.
What in the fucking fuck is wrong with everybody?

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-04-16 20:48:23

Republicans/Absolute Freaks Want To Make Teen Pregnancy Great Again
wonkette.com/p/republicansabso

@kornel@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 12:19:57

@… You seem to apply a strict definition of "safe"/"secure" meaning nothing counts below absolute perfection, which is more of an argument about linguistic/semantics of the wording used, rather than the technical benefits of the language.
Rust has features that broadly improve quality and reliability too, eg. sum types help catch mistakes in sta…

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 06:30:24

#CFP: SUMMER SCHOOL ON THE KYOTO SCHOOL 2026 (1-12 June 2026)
ift.tt/xc5vDh3
DESCRIPTION While major Western philosophical movements in the 20th century looked upon claims to…
via Input 4 RELCFP

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 17:06:57

Okay, this Kagi translation tool is pretty entertaining (and an absolute gem as a guerilla marketing tactic, by which I mean it be a fine way to plunder more business, me hearty!)
translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to

A translation interface in which English can be converted to LinkedIn hype.

Input: 

I offload all of my work to AI

Output: 

I’m thrilled to share that I’ve fully optimized my workflow by leveraging cutting-edge AI to handle my entire output. 🚀 By embracing digital transformation and delegating operational tasks to intelligent automation, I’m now focusing 100% of my energy on high-level strategy and driving impactful innovation. 💡 It’s all about working smarter, not harder, and stayi…
Input:

expect layoffs in the next few weeks

Output in Corporate Jargon:

Anticipate a strategic right-sizing of our human capital and a streamlining of our organizational structure within the upcoming weeks to optimize our operational bandwidth.
Input:

All marketing email is spam

Output in Pirate Speak:

Every last marketing parchment be naught but bilge water!
Input:

I found gum under my seat and out it in my mouth

Output in LinkedIn Speak:

I’m thrilled to share a quick story about resourcefulness and seizing unexpected opportunities. 🚀

Today, I discovered a piece of gum under my seat. Instead of letting it go to waste, I took immediate action and put it in my mouth. 🍬

In business, as in life, success is about identifying untapped assets in your immediate environment and having the courage to execute. It’s not just about the "find"—it’…
@nobodyinperson@fosstodon.org
2026-03-17 08:38:55

Any #ffmpeg experts here? I want to do one simple thing: make certain colors transparent (then alphaextract to feed into tesseract #OCR). That's it. The colorkey filter is perfect, but it seems to be an absolute impossibility if you want more than one color transparent.

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-16 18:27:29

Den of Angels is a forum dedicated to the appreciation of resin ball-jointed dolls and the artisans who make them, started in May 2002 as a Yahoo! Group
denofangels.com/

oorn. fantasy elf type shit, couldn't find the og page
"This is Aminata. She is an Aziza which is a type of fairy from West African Folklore. She loves collecting trinkets and exploring."
miao miao

"Two words: cyclops octokitty! She's weird and scary and her giant eye stares into the depths of my soul - how could I not get her?"

"I can change what goes inside her head - I can have a giant octopus emerge from her eye or put a tiny octopus sitting in front of a console inside."

"I consider her to be Rosemii's monster daughter, and her father is (as of now) a head that is yet to be named. Said head is also a monster who has tentacles sprouting from his eye socket and mouth, so I…
noodle boi

"I knew I had to have him as soon as I saw him. He’s the absolute gem of my collection. If the house was on fire and I could only save one, he’s it."

"He’s HUGE!!! He’s as long as I am tall. I feel like I’m cuddling a toddler when I pick him up. (I realize these are typically seen as negative points, but I really love the big dolls.)"

"A joint on his left wing broke in transit. I can reattach it, but it’s still a downer."
@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2026-04-15 15:56:21

This is an absolute gold mine for music fans, especially us #genx folks. After listening to pre-Grohl Nirvana, I'm now listening to Tracey Chapman from 1988. Thank you Aadam Jacobs and the @… !!

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-02-14 22:51:17

"An absolute travesty": GOP bill seeks to legalize so-called conversion therapy for trans minors - LGBTQ Nation
lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/an-abs

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-03-14 11:49:27

Reading through Anthropic's official repo for giving agents various "super skills"[1]... There's an "algorithmic art" skill and the instructions are explicitly encouraging pure deception as one of the key "critical guidelines":
"The philosophy MUST stress multiple times that the final algorithm should appear as though it took countless hours to develop, was refined with care, and comes from someone at the absolute top of their field. This fram…

@Billybobbell@twit.social
2026-03-15 14:05:10

Absolute #tune #goodhealthgoodwealth
Full Circle - SoundCloud
Listen to Full Circle by Good Health Good Wealth on #SoundCloud

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 13:42:54

"‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record"
"He was arrested on September 9th, 2025, and has been in an Ice detention facility in Texas for nearly five months, despite having no criminal record, “not even a parking ticket”.

@ruario@vivaldi.net
2026-04-13 12:01:03

@… It's not usually an absolute show stopper and I realise part of this is that you are paying very little (so what do you expect) but at the same time it can be annoying when you try to do a quick glance and then realise you have to square up the face to properly see it.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-02-10 14:25:33

I’m actually shocked that folks I speak to here in Ireland are still planning holidays in the USA.
Here’s a testimonial you might not find on Tripadvisor:
“like a concentration camp, absolute hell” – Seamus Culleton
theguardian.com/us-news/2026/f

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-02-13 15:20:28

Man this was fantastic. Watching an absolute master at the instrument attempt to learn a stone cold classic on the fly.
#music #keyboards #synth

@shanmukhateja@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-07 18:16:56

Not proud or satisfied about this bug fix as I had to use ChatGPT in the end.
github.com/shanmukhateja/gitra
The fix was computing `objFullPath` over each iteration and then use it when computing absolute path for a tree node.

@benny@norden.social
2026-02-13 09:25:01

Der schnellste Weg, eine Website komplett aus Google zu löschen?
Ein falscher Eintrag in der robots.txt. 🤖
Oft bleibt nach dem Relaunch ein Disallow: / stehen, das für die Entwicklung gedacht war.
Das sagt Google: "Bitte geh weg, hier gibt es nichts zu sehen."
Wenn Rankings plötzlich komplett abstürzen, sollte der erste Blick immer in diese Datei gehen.
Kleine Textdatei, absolute Macht über die Indexierung. 🛑

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-04-09 15:59:33

Like…if we are concerned about humanity, if we believe that lives matter, then this war is an absolute horror, just a terrible mistake in every moral and ethical sense, period.
But if we are only concerned about the battle of nation-states in some cold-blooded realpolitik frame of mind…then this is •still• a terrible mistake, one of the greatest unforced errors of statecraft in modern history.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-02-11 01:50:51

'An absolute travesty': Critics slam affidavit behind Fulton raid for relying on 2020 election lies (Yunior Rivas/Democracy Docket)
democracydocket.com/news-alert
memeorandum.com/260210/p165#a2

@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-11 20:01:04

Took a day to track down an interesting issue: an absolute ton of noise coming out of the `gscart` SCART switch. It was bad going through the RetroTINK 5X and intolerable coming through the RetroTINK 4K. Started with the SNES, swapped out cables and it was still there. Then copied the ROM and save state over to the MiSTer and saw the same exact issue with analog output from the MiSTer.
It was weird because the SNES is RGB modded via Voultar's SNESRGB and should have some absolut…

The output of the RetroTINK 4K using a Sony PVM profile via the SCART input.  The picture is clear and there's no sign of noise.
@pre@boing.world
2026-03-17 20:13:01

I see no sign of any recognition from those who would want such a ban that they see any of the collateral damage a successful ban would have on the majority of kids who are not falling for this bullshit. That they are banning any good at all along with the bad.
Under 18s only
I see that the lobbying for these laws are funded by the absolute worst companies on the internet, those who will be entrenched by the legal compliance costs, that will cement themselves as the arbitrators of who is allowed to access the internet.
It’s a gift to Palantir and other surveillance companies. The very people running these algo-feeds are the ones who benefit from IDing every user and stalking them across the internet on their government-approved internet-licence IDs.
I don’t think even a successful ban on social media for kids would actually address the issue of kids being exposed to sexism and misogony or reduce the kids alienation and depression.
A ban can’t help, will make many things worse, won’t address the problem, and will make competing with the worst surveillance capitalists on the planet more difficult.
Going to war with every internet site and advice forum and making internet access harder won’t fix anything, and will have massive collateral damage against everyone seeking support from strangers or trying to learn things their parents won’t teach them.
But I see we are going to do it anyway.
The direction is clear.
Those companies do get what they lobby for, and they are lobbying hard for ID checks on every website, wrapping their desire to enclose the internet commons for themselves in a faux concern for children’s welfare.
And governments wish to monitor and control the internet, so they will pass these laws.
I wonder how many parents have a family group-chat that they’re going to accidentally ban their kids from using, not realizing that ‘social media’ might include Whatsapp? 😆
It won’t fix anything, it will make the situation for kids worse, impose costs and rents and hacks and exploits on all of us, and increase government and corporate power.
Many will lose access to their networks of support and help.
So it goes.
We will build a better more censorship resistant internet. It’s already here really: Briar. Matrix. Nostr. Bitchat. Veilid. Spritely. And the rest.
The laws may push us there faster.
The race will go on.

@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-04-11 18:43:48

Ballot Box Scotland Poll Analysis: IPSOS,
"a big dip for Labour. They’ve lost a chunk of their vote against what had been a relatively positive figure by recent standards in the previous poll. Although it amounts to a statistical four way tie for second place, on the headline figures Labour end up in fourth, behind Reform and the Greens in joint second."

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2026-04-10 12:15:49

«iOS — Gelöschte Signal-Daten von FBI via Benachrichtigungsdatenbank extrahiert:
Trotz der Tatsache, dass eine Verdächtige die gesamte App entfernt hatte, konnten FBI-Forensiker noch @… Nachrichten finden. Sie verwendeten einen Trick.»
Das sind eben die kleinen spezifische aber relevante Punkte in denen die absolute online Anonymität deklariert. Je …

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-07 10:57:30

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MechanicalBreakdown
Los Microwaves:
🎵 Coast to Coast
#LosMicrowaves
kutmah.bandcamp.com/track/lush
open.spotify.com/track/3CwsrOB

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-03-12 01:46:02

Spitzer HST parallaxes of 13 late T and Y dwarfs: #BrownDwarfs in the solar neighborhood (d < 20pc). By combining archival Spitzer data with our own Hubble Space Telescope (HST) observations, we achieve parallax uncertainties typically around 10%. Using Spitzer and HST photometry we compare our targets with other known late T and Y dwarfs in the Solar neighborhood, confirming that there is large intrinsic scatter in the near- and mid-infrared absolute magnitudes and colors of this population, further highlighting the diversity observed spectroscopically by several James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) programs."

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-12 16:28:42

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Absolute Beginner:
🎵 Hammerhart
#NowPlaying #AbsoluteBeginner

@Billybobbell@twit.social
2026-03-15 14:05:10

Absolute #tune #goodhealthgoodwealth
Full Circle - SoundCloud
Listen to Full Circle by Good Health Good Wealth on #SoundCloud

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-02-05 19:26:37

This is absolute BS. It's gas-lighting, damn near literally.
“Canada has a problem with EV demand, not supply, he argued, adding that the gap is exacerbated by the higher upfront cost for EVs compared to gas-powered vehicles as Canadians face a cost of living crisis.”
Let us buy EVs and we'll buy them!!
cbc.ca/news/canada/livestory/c

@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-08 22:50:13

RE: journa.host/@timkmak/116370537
The entire administration belongs in prison. What absolute trash.

@thoralf@soc.umrath.net
2026-04-07 10:36:32

Der April scheint seinen Job auch nicht mehr zu kennen.
Statt wechselhaftem Wetter gibt es hier strahlendblauen Himmel und absolute Trockenheit.
#Klimawandel olé!

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-02-19 14:39:18

Although the power outages in Caracas on January 2 were widely proclaimed in press reports to be the result of a "precision" cyberattack, the truth is that cyber was only a minor component – experts say massive kinetic attacks on three substations were likely the primary cause of sustained blackouts during the operation to capture Venezuelan president Nicolšs Maduro.
Check out my latest CyberScoop piece on how press reports failed to mention this critical component of Opera…

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-02-09 11:59:52

Bad Bunny laid down an absolute S-Tier performance at the Super Bowl. I have watched it multiple times by now and you should too!
Nevertheless, I’m reminding you that this live performance in Argentina in 2009 of a song released in 1977 remains unmatched.
youtube.com/watch?v=QMvE0yFnR0I

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 18:20:08

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@UlrikeHeiss@eldritch.cafe
2026-04-06 18:25:32

42 Vogelarten an einem Tag. So viele habe ich nicht mal in Costa Rica an einem Tag gesehen. Und es waren einige nicht da, die wir sonst fast immer sehen (und die keine Zugvögel sind, wie Elstern, Eichelhäher, Turmfalken).
Absolute Highlights: Dunkelwasserläufer und Blaukehlchen. Ersteres sogar ein Lifer.
#birding

NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities
McBATH: Did you just hear me?
He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower.
This is absolute lunacy and you know it.
bsky.app/profile/atrupa…

@BugWarp@wikis.world
2026-04-09 19:23:50

So nice to hear Rob Navias at the #ArtemisII broadcast. Absolute legend.

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-02-07 08:31:23

Schaatsland Nederland is voor zijn gouden medailles ongekend afhankelijk van één sport | de Volkskrant
volkskrant.nl/sport/schaatslan
Ook sport moet renderen.
Meedoen was belangrijker dan winnen.
Jammer dat de lijst in absolute cijfers is en niet in procenten. Dat had het veel zichtbaarder gemaakt.

@rufposten@social.tchncs.de
2026-03-01 20:39:50

@… gegen den Journalistenmörder MBS mal wieder in Hochform:
zdf.de/play/shows/zdf-magazin-

@lpryszcz@genomic.social
2026-03-07 19:40:14

"See I had forgotten the one golden rule of capitalism. To thrive in capitalism one must be amoral. Now you can be wildly sickeningly successful with morals but you cannot reach that absolute zenith of shareholder value. Either you accept a lower share price and don’t commit atrocities or you become evil. There is no third option."

@phpmacher@sueden.social
2026-04-04 16:13:02

Wenn ich nicht zufällig meine Brille im Fahrrad gefunden hätte, könnte ich heute kein Fahrradfahren
Das ist der absolute Wahnsinn, wie viele Fliegen Mücken und Insekten aktuell unterwegs sind
Als Fledermaus wärst du in genau 30 Sekunden satt
#rausgeschafft #day240

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-07 18:41:31

Super Bowl 60 Halftime Show set list predictions: Bad Bunny will perform DtMF, bring up Cardi B and J Balvin

cbssports.com/nfl/news/super-b

@krone@frawas.de
2026-02-27 07:11:17

Auch Junge zahlen cash - Österreich bleibt absolute Bargeld-Hochburg #News #Nachrichten

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-27 00:55:47

Do Federal Officials Really Have "Absolute Immunity"? (Isaac Chotiner/New Yorker)
newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/do-
memeorandum.com/260126/p139#a2

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-03-08 02:19:16

“The first time I saw her mounted on that wooden T-shaped frame, I knew Kristi Noem was an absolute natural at terrifying animals.”
theonion.com/kristi-noem-reass

@mot@chaos.social
2026-04-06 09:03:38

Koblenz ist mit dem Fahrrad ja zum Teil gottlos schrecklich zu befahren: Entweder es sind geteilte Fuß-/Radwege (also Gehsteig), oder es sind benutzungspflichtige „Radwege“ mit Farbe auf der Straße zwischen mehrspurigen Autofahrbahnen und geparkten Autos (lustigerweise als „Sicherheitsstreifen“ gekennzeichnet). Und diese Autobrücken und Unterführungen sind der absolute Endgegner (Labyrinthe und Rampen mit Umwegen). Hab wirklich noch nie so furchtbar autozentrische Verkehrsführung gesehen.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-01-25 22:45:35

Many AI founders now find it necessary to raise at valuations requiring absolute domination of the field; Brex, once valued at $12B, shows the downsides of this (Jason Lemkin/SaaStr)
saastr.com/brex-and-the-pros-a

RE: furs.social/@Rycochet/11632369
I could not put it any better.
Absolute fucking twats.

@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-10 20:08:58

Hrmm, seems like I need to check a few things out about the PCB as I have somehow lost all of my saves on that cart. However, I also feel like absolute crap which means I'm moving over to the SD2SNES and starting over. I'm thinking about streaming FF6 and just chilling after work because _reasons_.
#retrogaming

A picture of me sitting beside the AV cart showing FF6 playing on a flashcart.  The background shows a bookshelf full of nerdery and general geekery.
@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2026-04-03 00:23:07

My moment of clarity in the last few weeks was coming back to “Oh right, copyright is a hack, and one that is not serving us, particularly us on the margins”
The moral rights of authorship and the way we situate our legal process of ownership are, actually, kinda at odds. And it entirely misses the idea of a commons, both as community and as a cultural base to draw from.
I've long believed that we, collectively, should own our culture — to have modern myths be Copyright 1972 LucasFilm, the traditional songs we sing Copyright 1922, now owned by Warner/Chappell Music is one of the things I find repugnant about the situation we find ourselves in.
That said, reconciling that with the behavior of the AI companies, _particularly_ the American ones? It's hard. Google abuses its monopoly position; Microsoft has forced harmful and terrible tooling on people at every turn; OpenAI is run by someone who actively despises art and does not understand it; and Anthropic is run by a guy who is trying to make sure the apocalypse has a pleasant demeanor and doesn't offend any corporations on the way. All of the above have scraped the web with no active consent — and that's largely fine, that's what putting things in common _is_, that's the beauty of the open information world we have the remnants of — but also actively evading measures people put in place to stop it and with absolutely no willingness to engage with the process. Extracting from the commons _is_ the tragedy of the commons.
It does not mean that enlarging the commons with the resulting tools is bad. The doctrine of original sin is a Christian concept I do not subscribe to. The concept of 'fruit of the poisonous tree' is a legal tool to fix power relations not a moral stance. They're worth understanding, but they are not absolute moral stances that are self-evident.
These are not harmless tools, but so too putting hard regulation and corporate, legalistic scrutiny on everything has a vastly negative impact: it is a yoke on human creativity and community to the reins of capital.
And, so too, disruption has huge costs. We are, apparently, committed to doing things the worst possible way. One can just hope that we capture the good too, because the ride has started and it's rather late to get off.

@njamster@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-03-31 18:18:25

"Grime II" just released – and if it's anywhere near as good as the first part, then we're in for an absolute TREAT of a #Metroidvania! I rarely buy games on release, but for this one I'll make an exception.

@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-05 00:34:36

QoL. On Chinese phones (which are definitely the best bang for the buck, including my Vivo X200 Pro), the notification management is an absolute PITA. Especially all Mastodon clients (being unknown to the phone manufacturers) are notoriously bad in showing notifications. It makes for a nice quiet day though 😆

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 20:09:27

🫥 How astronauts will fix their gear using thin air
#materials

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-02 19:49:14

And a belated fuck off and block you very much to this absolute asshat.
(Post sent in reply to mastodon.ar.al/@aral/116155030 before blocking me. These people are bloody sociopaths.)

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 15:08:01

RE: mastodon.social/@nikclayton/11
I very much doubt copyright law will survive the era of generative machine learning.
In code, in music, in literature, in anything.
The absolute abuse and disregard for copyright the…

@@arXiv_physicsatomph_bot@mastoxiv.page@mastoxiv.page
2026-02-12 11:17:26

Crosslisted article(s) found for physics.atom-ph. arxiv.org/list/physics.atom-ph
[1/1]:
- Field-Deployable Hybrid Gravimetry: Projecting Absolute Accuracy Across a Remote 24km$^2$ Survey ...
Nathan Shettell, Kai Sheng Lee, Fong En Oon, Elizaveta Maksimova, Hong…

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2026-03-29 02:14:47

The thing about #Returnal is that it might have my absolute favorite gameplay, narrative, and art direction. Beyond excited for #Saros next month

@Ruhrnalist@mastodon.social
2026-01-28 19:03:29

Morgen wird auf dem Verkehrsgerichtstag in Goslar über eine Alkoholgrenze für Fahrradfahrer debattiert. Die fehlt bislang, es gibt nur die durch Gerichte festgelegte Grenze von 1,6 Promille für die absolute Fahruntüchtigkeit. Zukünftig soll ein Gefahrengrenzwert eingeführt werden: 1,1 Promille.
Das hat Dobrindt aber schon einmal abgelehnt: 2015 als Verkehrtminister.
Was meint die Fahrradbubble dazu?
Ich habe heute in der ARD berichtet. Hier ab 45:30 min. bei Quarks.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-23 05:29:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Expansions
Abuk:
🎵 Absolute Truth
#Abuk
getphysicalmusic.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/5iULRb7

@denmanrooke@mastodon.ie
2026-03-29 13:03:07

This is absolute madness.
No. We need less private landlords, ideally none.
It doesn't matter how you slice it, once-off pension, multi-property business, investment funds. None.
Housing should be a right, a public need, not an investment opportunity.
FG/FF are the reason we are in this mess.

@juer@juergenklute@digitalcourage.social
2026-04-02 06:44:03

Was Bundesfamilienministerin Karin Prien derzeit in blinder Selbstherrlichkeit zerstört, öffnet Tür und Tor für einen autoritarian Staatsumbau (absolute Demokratie) und für die AfD.
taz.de/Umbau-des-Programms-Dem

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-03-26 18:01:23

Report: Netflix will pay the two KPop Demon Hunters directors and co-writers about $50M over five years and give them merchandise and music revenue sharing (Oli Welsh/Polygon.com)
polygon.com/kpop-demon-hunters

@nohillside@smnn.ch
2026-02-25 12:11:56

Die ganze „Tonight with John Oliver“-Sendung zu #Twitter #X ist sehenswert, aber diese Szene ab Minute 27 ist der absolute Knaller.
youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI?t=1615

@cwilcke@bildung.social
2026-04-02 19:54:54

#Remseck und #LocalZero - #Remseckzero auf dem Frühlingsfest 2026 - "Weidenflechten für absolute Anfänger"

man sieht C. Wilcke und D. Maderer vor einem sonneblumengelben Zelt mit einem Angebot zum Weidenflechten
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 04:27:51

How could anyone have so little moral fortitude, so little self respect so as to support a crass, bullying, misogynistic loser like the sitting POTUS?
You voted for the absolute worst of us, MAGA.
And yeah, fuck Donald Trump.
#trump

@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-01-29 16:23:21

How am I supposed to fit all my books into such a tiny, tiny bookshelf? I don’t. In reality, I’ve resorted to buying e‑books— not because I prefer them, but because I’m rapidly running out of storage space, bookshelves, and places to hide the growing stacks. And don’t listen to anyone claiming I ran out of space years ago. Absolute nonsense.
I simply need a house for my books. A house just for books.
I wonder what that would be called…

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 08:42:44

Ah, the absolute moral clarity gained by a scheduling clash that meant you didn't attend a wild party on Epstein Island.
theguardian.com/technology/202

@gevoel@mastodon.green
2026-02-21 17:38:56

Mijn lief was vandaag naar een workshop 'fijnschilderen met acrylverf' voor absolute beginners ( in het fijnschilderen) en heeft daar een schilderijtje van een sinaasappel gemaakt.

schilderij van een sinaasappel
@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-01-27 23:51:31

Remember, you can always trust what the petrochemical industry tells you. Their history of absolute integrity speaks for itself. /s
Europe’s supermarket shelves packed with ‘misleading’ claims about recycled plastic packaging

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-01-27 23:51:31

Remember, you can always trust what the petrochemical industry tells you. Their history of absolute integrity speaks for itself. /s
Europe’s supermarket shelves packed with ‘misleading’ claims about recycled plastic packaging

@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-04 17:01:54

RE: journa.host/@timkmak/116169830
It's like Israel wants to have a hard-line, "Israel must die" new leader in Iran. Because that's exactly what they're going to get.
Israel is the absolute *master* of the military …

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-09 11:20:06

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-06 18:53:11

Amy Klobuchar couldn’t get a majority of the DFL straw poll vote in South Minneapolis — a measly 30% — and she is •running unopposed•.
Shades of 2024 when a strong “uncommitted” primary vote for unopposed Biden presaged electoral disaster.
Minnesotans, use this to light a fire under her. Harangue her office. And hey…maybe field a primary opponent. Freak her campaign and the State DFL the absolute fuck out.
It’s a win if we get a better nominee •or• if we get her to show a little more fight again ICE and Trump.
minnesotareformer.com/briefs/k

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-04-01 16:53:03

RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/11632
Most epic and insightful thread of the day. @… on an absolute roll! Fan…

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2026-01-24 06:10:45

#CFP: SUMMER SCHOOL ON THE KYOTO SCHOOL 2026 (1-12 June 2026)
ift.tt/GnuHSEI
DESCRIPTION While major Western philosophical movements in the 20th century looked upon claims to…
via Input 4 RELCFP

@krone@frawas.de
2026-01-28 16:36:14

Kelly plaudert aus: - Erste Nacht mit Max? „Eine absolute Katastrophe“ #News #Nachrichten

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-02-02 07:35:43

RE: mastodon.online/@IngridHbn/115
De 'nieuw release' trailer is ondertussen 10 jaar oud, maar hij blijft prachtig!
Absolute aanrader.. 😀
Waar te zien:
Hiroshima, mon amour (1959) | VPRO Cinema
cinema.nl/db/378118-hiroshima-
De trailer is Engelstalig. Het origineel Franstalig.
Wikipedia:
Hiroshima mon amour - Wikipedia
nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshim

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-04-05 22:33:19

"In Iran, social etiquette - Taarof - is the backbone of society, built on mutual respect and the absolute avoidance of public shame. When Trump stooped to gutter-level profanity, he wasn't talking tough. He’s proving to the Iranian leadership, and the Iranian people, that he is a man of no character."
Trump may have signed his own death sentence with this imbecilic outburst - Raw Story
rawstory.com/raw-investigates/

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-04-16 17:03:06

RE: #USA #America #TheAmericanFascist #Russia #Kushner #Israel #Iran #Corruption #Mafia

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-23 12:05:43

Fury over Trump's slur against British troops: Kemi Badenoch leads attack on president for 'flat-out nonsense' claim that NATO allies 'stayed off the front line' in Afghanistan (Daily Mail)
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1
memeorandum.com/260123/p8#a260

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-08 13:20:03

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@BugWarp@wikis.world
2026-02-01 03:13:19

Well I hope Novak and Carlos give their absolute best not only for the good of tennis but also so they are still playing by the time I wake up 😅 #AustralianOpen

@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-01-29 16:23:21

How am I supposed to fit all my books into such a tiny, tiny bookshelf? I don’t. In reality, I’ve resorted to buying e‑books— not because I prefer them, but because I’m rapidly running out of storage space, bookshelves, and places to hide the growing stacks. And don’t listen to anyone claiming I ran out of space years ago. Absolute nonsense.
I simply need a house for my books. A house just for books.
I wonder what that would be called…

A small bookshelf full of books.

Space Force guardians provided critical support during high-profile U.S. military operations in Iran and Venezuela
— experience that underscores the need for additional resources to prepare the service for future conflicts,
a senior official told DefenseScoop in an exclusive interview Friday.
Operation Midnight Hammer and Operation Absolute Resolve were carried out by the joint force in June 2025 and January 2026, respectively.
Pentagon leadership have touted the rai…

@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-27 20:36:39

So, ripped my copy of _Odin Sphere: Leifthrasir_ and decided to replay it using `shadPS4`. So far it is an outstanding experience, no issues, and the murder bird is still an absolute joy to play. Granted, not all PS4 games are compatible, but this one looks to be 100% good to go. Definitely a great way to play the game.
#shadps4

A screenshot of Odin Sphere Leifthrasir running on Linux using the ShadPS4 emulator.
@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-02-20 15:23:09

In The Garden Of Eden.
(From one of my favorite hikes last year, October 2025... a place of absolute solitude, harmony, peace and positive vibes, a feast for the eyes)
#FootpathFriday #LandscapePhotography

The upper part of a high alpine glacial valley in the most beautiful autumn colors with golden yellow grasses, small bushes with orange leaves, red patches of heather and blueberries, and small swiss pines dotted here and there. A small waterfall emerges between some of the rock cliffs. The snow capped peaks of large mountain in the hazy background. Clear blue sky with a single small white cloud
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-26 19:03:43

…crucially, I’d argue that (2) is •not• the only cause of (1): narrowing the problem space was not the only thing Hypercard did that lowered the barrier to entry. There have been other tools that also aggressively narrowed the problem space yet did not catch on the way Hypercard did.
Narrowing the class of problems is •part• of Hypercard’s barrier-removing success, to be sure! For example, I mentioned UI layout upthread. Hypercard stacks aren’t resizable. Layout involved absolute positioning, end of story (mostly).

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 03:20:04

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

G-7 foreign ministers agreed to adopt a declaration on Friday
calling for the “immediate cessation” of attacks on civilian population centers and infrastructure.
“Nothing justifies deliberately targeting civilians during armed conflicts,
nor carrying out attacks against diplomatic facilities,”
French Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot said, adding that the declaration
“also reaffirms the absolute necessity of permanently restoring free and safe navigation in the …

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-25 02:25:46

ICE is full of COWARDS. They are all absolute, pathetic, untrained COWARDS. DEFUND AND PROSECUTE. (Seth Moulton/YouTube)
youtube.com/shorts/hyqtAyuI8LI
memeorandum.com/260124/p82#a26

RE: c.im/@cdarwin/1159510762686122
“I’m having to process in real time
with my teenage kids
the fact that they are watching absolute lawlessness
and brutality
and violence
and cruelty
and no one’s coming to stop it.”

<…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 20:20:04

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45