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So, I’ve been considering for a while whether to pursue an actual ADHD diagnosis (as anyone who knows me is probably like “you‽ ADHD‽ no kidding‽ this is our fake suprised face”) but my wife has been…kind of…reluctant about it
And then she sent me this with “you should get to the counselor”

Life expectancy and years of life lost for adults with diagnosed ADHD in the UK: matched cohort study | The British Journal of Psychiatry | Cambridge Core
Life expectancy and years of life lost for adults with diagnosed ADHD in the UK: matched cohort study - Volume 226 Issue 5

ADHD ➜ AD4K ➜ AD8K

Another external battery claimed by the ADHD tax

Is the old "handkerchief code" still a thing in gay culture?
If so, I have a new entry to add: two folded trash bags dangling from the left back pocket means "I'm probably more ADHD than gay. Please don't hit on me, but gently remind me to finish taking out the garbage because something probably distracted me before finishing"

Replaced article(s) found for cs.LG. https://arxiv.org/list/cs.LG/new
[3/6]:
- Towards Scalable Oversight via Partitioned Human Supervision
Ren Yin, Takashi Ishida, Masashi Sugiyama
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.22500 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/115451787490434401
- ContextPilot: Fast Long-Context Inference via Context Reuse
Yinsicheng Jiang, Yeqi Huang, Liang Cheng, Cheng Deng, Xuan Sun, Luo Mai
https://arxiv.org/abs/2511.03475 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/115502245581974540
- Metabolomic Biomarker Discovery for ADHD Diagnosis Using Interpretable Machine Learning
Nabil Belacel, Mohamed Rachid Boulassel
https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.11283 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/115921183182326799
- PhysE-Inv: A Physics-Encoded Inverse Modeling approach for Arctic Snow Depth Prediction
Akila Sampath, Vandana Janeja, Jianwu Wang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.17074
- SAGE-5GC: Security-Aware Guidelines for Evaluating Anomaly Detection in the 5G Core Network
Cristian Manca, Christian Scano, Giorgio Piras, Fabio Brau, Maura Pintor, Battista Biggio
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.03596
- LORE: Jointly Learning the Intrinsic Dimensionality and Relative Similarity Structure From Ordina...
Anand, Helbling, Davenport, Berman, Alagapan, Rozell
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.04192
- Towards Robust Scaling Laws for Optimizers
Alexandra Volkova, Mher Safaryan, Christoph H. Lampert, Dan Alistarh
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.07712 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116046369672796465
- Do We Need Adam? Surprisingly Strong and Sparse Reinforcement Learning with SGD in LLMs
Sagnik Mukherjee, Lifan Yuan, Pavan Jayasinha, Dilek Hakkani-T\"ur, Hao Peng
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.07729 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116046377539155485
- AceGRPO: Adaptive Curriculum Enhanced Group Relative Policy Optimization for Autonomous Machine L...
Yuzhu Cai, Zexi Liu, Xinyu Zhu, Cheng Wang, Siheng Chen
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.07906 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116046423413650658
- VESPO: Variational Sequence-Level Soft Policy Optimization for Stable Off-Policy LLM Training
Guobin Shen, Chenxiao Zhao, Xiang Cheng, Lei Huang, Xing Yu
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.10693 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116057229834947730
- KBVQ-MoE: KLT-guided SVD with Bias-Corrected Vector Quantization for MoE Large Language Models
Zukang Xu, Zhixiong Zhao, Xing Hu, Zhixuan Chen, Dawei Yang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.11184 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116062537528208461
- MUSE: Multi-Tenant Model Serving With Seamless Model Updates
Correia, Ferreira, Martins, Bento, Guerreiro, Pereira, Gomes, Bono, Ferreira, Bizarro
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.11776 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116062952355379801
- Pawsterior: Variational Flow Matching for Structured Simulation-Based Inference
Jorge Carrasco-Pollo, Floor Eijkelboom, Jan-Willem van de Meent
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.13813 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116085828112928218
- Silent Inconsistency in Data-Parallel Full Fine-Tuning: Diagnosing Worker-Level Optimization Misa...
Hong Li, Zhen Zhou, Honggang Zhang, Yuping Luo, Xinyue Wang, Han Gong, Zhiyuan Liu
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.14462 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116085997857526328
- Divine Benevolence is an $x^2$: GLUs scale asymptotically faster than MLPs
Alejandro Francisco Queiruga
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.14495 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116086011618741857
- \"UberWeb: Insights from Multilingual Curation for a 20-Trillion-Token Dataset
DatologyAI, et al.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.15210 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116090912256712568
- GLM-5: from Vibe Coding to Agentic Engineering
GLM-5-Team, et al.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.15763 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116091080686771018
- Anatomy of Capability Emergence: Scale-Invariant Representation Collapse and Top-Down Reorganizat...
Jayadev Billa
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.15997 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116096541546306333
- AI-CARE: Carbon-Aware Reporting Evaluation Metric for AI Models
KC Santosh, Srikanth Baride, Rodrigue Rizk
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.16042 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116096581524696028
- Beyond Message Passing: A Symbolic Alternative for Expressive and Interpretable Graph Learning
Chuqin Geng, Li Zhang, Haolin Ye, Ziyu Zhao, Yuhe Jiang, Tara Saba, Xinyu Wang, Xujie Si
https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.16947 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/116102426238903124
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Study debunks Trump claim that paracetamol causes autism
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IMPORTANT 👇
Study debunks Trump claim that paracetamol causes autism
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jan/16/study-debunks-trump-claim-paracetamol-causes-autism-pregnancy?CMP=Share_AndroidApp…

This was interesting (although man, I absolutely hate current youtube-style say-a-thing-and-then-show-500ms-image adhd-style media), but don't watch unless you've already seen pluribus. It's full of spoilers.

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hf7ez

Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com)
Loved this video about Pluribus and AI slop https://youtu.be/JQvhNtfyEJo?si=4kpeNeywgGZtfngB

This, as much as anything else, is why I went Mac. https://digipres.club/@foone/116054096345781110

have any of yall managed to deal with / work around adhd and if so how