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@cdarwin@c.im
2026-07-19 01:35:52

The Trump administration has activated a secretive and
never-before-used legal process
to quickly deport foreign nationals deemed to be “alien terrorists”
or their immediate family members.
The Justice Department submitted the first-ever application to the Alien Terrorist Removal Court
— which has lain dormant since it was established by law in 1996
— with little notice earlier this week.
The details of the July 15 application are sealed and an acco…

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 09:03:41
Content warning: Wordle Spoiler

I like it when my guesses can tell a little story.

Wordles screenshot / microfiction Alien Teach Beard Weave
@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-06-08 11:03:26

Een goed voorbeeld "Lidl bevoorraadt haar winkels al volgend jaar 100% elektrisch"
wattisduurzaam.nl/50850/energi

Lidl bevoorraadt haar winkels al volgend jaar 100% elektrisch
Supermarktketen Lidl gebruikt vanaf 2027 alleen nog batterij-elektrische vrachtwagens in de bevoorrading van al haar 440 winkels in Nederland. Volgens Lidl als eerste retailer ter wereld. In oktobe…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 05:33:55

That little alien in a spaceship is darn cute. :3
🛸👽
buchla.com/ziggy/

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-05-10 21:26:56

gonna be vibing on this for a while, from "ah!merica," wee little collection of allen ginsberg's naropa lectures on william blake. (guitar pick for scale.) #books #poetry

tiny book with guitar pick
small block of text
small block of text
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-06-09 01:58:39

Yes yes yes, I realize that the 5/7/5 syllable count is neither necessary nor sufficient to make a poem a true haiku, and that syllable counting has very little to do with the classical Japanese form or its modern literary incarnations. But going by syllables alone makes the bit work!
Flaunting the rules
to crack a foolish joke —
summer vacation

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-16 18:09:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ClassicalMixtape
Alan Menken & Alan Menken:
🎵 Triton's Kingdom (from The Little Mermaid - original movie sound track)
#AlanMenken
open.spotify.com/track/3MKAx3D

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic. Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon. A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@cdarwin@c.im
2026-06-05 17:44:33

As E Jean Carroll said Trump “assaulted me”,
the slightly hunched Trump allegedly grumbled that her claims were false
and “she now seems to have gotten her memory back”.
Trump, who has repeatedly denied her allegations -- and all claims of wrongdoing -- was spotted whispering to lead lawyer Alina Habba during Carroll’s testimony,
“loudly saying things throughout Ms Carroll’s testimony”.
“It’s loud enough for us to hear it,” Shawn Crowley, Carroll’s attorney, sa…

Why Trump is obsessed with exacting ‘retribution’ against E Jean Carroll
For a person ‘accustomed to things going his way’, president’s defeats in trials against the author are a direct hit to his ego

@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-26 01:49:55

Stolen to add #AltText.
NB: the article shown in the last panel is at theguardian.com/us-news/2026/a

A four-panel comic, showing a young woman sitting alone on a bus, or perhaps a train. In the first panel, she stares into her mobile phone, illuminated by its light. “I love seeing people smile at their phones in public,” the caption reads. In the second panel, this time showing her a little closer, she smiles, tears brimming in her eyes as she gazes into her phone. “Have they received happy news?” the caption asks. “Is it a text from a loved one perhaps?” The next panel shows her in a head-…