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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-23 14:59:15

Pearce to enter intervention program, avoid trial espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/485707

Falcons' James Pearce to enter intervention program, avoid trial - ESPN
The Falcons' James Pearce Jr. agreed to enter an intervention program, allowing him to avoid trial on felony charges stemming from an alleged incident with WNBA player Rickea Jackson.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-23 00:08:20

#ShitPost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The thing about presenting a D&D party with some form of the Trolley Problem is they will somehow find a physics and morality bending 3rd option that kills everyone and then later use it as a story to tell other people how fun their D&D game is.
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 16:20:03

Attila the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 23:20:03

Orange Glazed Grifter
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-22 00:20:05

Alexander the Grope
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 14:20:04

Been-a-Dick Donald
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-23 03:20:06

Der Dumpenführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 09:20:03

Napoleon Bonaspur
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-22 07:20:07

Useless S. Grant
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 04:20:06

King Hungry the Eighth
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#satire #potus45