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@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 16:03:18

@… Yes! I got interrupted during the elaboration.
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@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-06-12 07:58:00

Übernachtungsdienstleister Numa: CCC findet gesammelte Ausweisdaten
Ein Mitglied des Chaos Computer Clubs wollte eigentlich nur übernachten – und fand eine vollständige Kundendatensammlung.

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-06-13 06:00:13

dblp_coauthor_snap: DBLP authors (2012)
A coauthorship network extracted from the DBLP computer science manuscript database, in 2012. This network is a one-mode projection from the bipartite graph of computer scientists and their publications.
This network has 425957 nodes and 1049866 edges.
Tags: Social, Collaboration, Unweighted, Metadata, Projection

dblp_coauthor_snap: DBLP authors (2012). 425957 nodes, 1049866 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/dblp_coauthor_snap
@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 18:37:10

@… Don’t we all? 🙃

@mpsgoettingen@academiccloud.social
2025-06-12 09:00:04

#ndwgoecountdown Die Sonne simulieren: Von der Oberfläche bis zur heißen Korona
Die Sonne ist ein wahrer Hexenkessel. Das dynamische Zusammenspiel aus Magnetfeldern und heißem Sonnenplasma simulieren Forschende am MPS am Computer – und können so das wahre Wesen unseres Sterns entschlüsseln. Am Computer können die Besucher*innen per Mausklick durch die heißen Feuerbögen der Son…

Die Sonne im extremen Ultraviolett-Licht: Ein Auschnitt der Sonnenoberfläche, eingebettet in das Nacht-des-Wissens-Design. Dabei beginnt ein schwarzer Farbgradient am äußersten Bildrand, wird hellgrau, und endet an einem kreisförmigen Bildausschnitt innen mit dunklem Hintergrund. Vor diesem Hintergrund ragt ein Ausschnitt der kreisförmigen Sonnenscheibe ins Bild. Das Bild ist in extrem-ultraviolettem Lichtt aufgenommen. Ruhige Teile der Sonnenoberfläche wirken dadurch dunkel. Ausgedehnte heiße …
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-12 06:01:00

So I solved my mac-mini conundrum. It turned out that the problem originated from using 'wrong' computer monitor (a monitor attached to a docking station). When I hooked up the computer directly to the screen everything worked fine when holding the alt button. #linux #homeserver

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 18:36:44

@… Oh, I totally get this. We had the same problem at my last job. Until we get a new GHC with a server-client architecture, I’m not holding my breath on a fix. (I hope to replace Cabal one day, but I’m not going to go and make a Haskell compiler. MicroHs is cool though.)
Maybe I met your coworkers! I didn’t go to any workshops because I’m lazy, I ju…

@arXiv_csLO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-11 07:44:03

Martin Davis: An Overview of his Work in Logic, Computer Science, and Philosophy
Liesbeth De Mol, Yuri V. Matiyasevich, Eugenio G. Omodeo, Alberto Policriti, Wilfried Sieg, Elaine J. Weyuker
arxiv.org/abs/2506.08588

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-06-11 23:19:52

everyone knows it's bad when your computer is dereferencing small integers that aren't a multiple of 4
however right now i'm looking at a function that's dereferencing a floating point value that it just multiplied by a denormal

@arXiv_quantph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 09:50:51

Canonical Partition Function on a Quantum Computer through Trotter Interpolation
Taozhi Guo, Gumaro Rendon, Rutuja Kshirsagar
arxiv.org/abs/2506.09318

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-06-11 22:00:04

student_cooperation: Student cooperation (2012)
Network of cooperation among students in the "Computer and Network Security" course at Ben-Gurion University, in 2012. Nodes are students, and edges denote cooperation between students while doing their homework. The graph contains three types of links: Time, Computer, Partners.
This network has 185 nodes and 360 edges.
Tags: Social, Offline, Multigraph, Unweighted

student_cooperation: Student cooperation (2012). 185 nodes, 360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/student_cooperation
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 12:45:20

At this time I would recommend against generating 11,000 files on the desktop of a macOS computer.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 18:14:28

@… I must warn you that I don’t deliver. You have to show up.

@arXiv_mathOC_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 09:17:22

Empirical and computer-aided robustness analysis of long-step and accelerated methods in smooth convex optimization
Pierre Vernimmen, Fran\c{c}ois Glineur
arxiv.org/abs/2506.09730

@shriramk@mastodon.social
2025-06-11 13:35:46

How to feel inadequate: TIL that Michael Holding — Whispering Death — preferred being a computer programmer to a professional cricketer, and worked as one well into his career. (This is from an article about the 1976 Oval match.) #Cricket

He was a fine athlete but had no interest in making sport his living. He still lived in his parents' house in Kingston, Jamaica. He was not yet a professional cricketer and didn't want to be one. He had a job as a government computer programmer, a post he would keep until 1981.
@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2025-06-13 04:37:02

And, with all airborne balls in a relatively stable state, I'm calling it: beer o'clock.

Warmly lit image of an amber brew in a mug with a plate of popcorn (with Knorr sauce on it) and the beer's 440ml can on the other side showing a US flag themed design for Volstead Brewery (Ōtautahi) APA. Computer keyboard is visible behind, showing I'm still at my desk... where all the magic happens.

The move to Windows 11 isn’t just about security updates.
It increases dependence on Microsoft through aggressive cloud integration,
forcing users to adopt Microsoft accounts and services.
It also leads to higher costs due to subscription and licensing models,
and reduces control over how your computer works and how your data is managed.
Furthermore, new hardware requirements will render millions of perfectly good PCs obsolete.
This is a turning point.

@vform@openbiblio.social
2025-06-11 16:28:25

"Libki was born of the need to avoid interacting with teenagers and now allows librarians to avoid interacting with teenagers around the world!" 😄
Libki is a cross-platform Open Source computer reservation & time management system.
libki.org

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 18:05:45

Time to start making cold brew coffee. 😋

@Schrank@phpc.social
2025-06-13 10:42:03

Und Menschen schauen mich mit großen Augen an, wenn ich ihnen sage, dass UUIDs ganz viel Security gratis mitbringen...
ccc.de/de/updates/2025/ausgech

@fell@ma.fellr.net
2025-06-12 08:28:11

Anyone with #ADHD or #ADD out there?
Does your work involve a computer with internet access?
How do you manage distractions?
How do you resist the impulse to go on hour long yak shaving tangents all the time?
I'm serious. It's gotten to a point where it threatens my employment.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-06-10 10:45:58

IBM plans to build IBM Quantum Starling, a "fault-tolerant" quantum computer with 20,000x the power of today's quantum computers, in New York state by 2029 (Wall Street Journal)
wsj.com…

@laurentperrinet@neuromatch.social
2025-05-12 07:04:15

#generativeAI experiment : for the page of software package, I am trying to generate a woman computer vision scientist in a superman costume...
I tried different ways to force the generated images to depict a woman, but with no success : I only get the same male scientist!

generated images
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-12 18:51:56

Soon, I’ll be throwing away all my desktop computers as well, though I’m keeping my Lenovo Thinkpad around. I hate computers, yet I use them.
To me, computers are just junk nobody asked for. They’re glowing traps that keep us hooked, scrolling and clicking away our time for endless feeds. No matter the OS or hardware, it’s all distraction from reality.
Yes, Linux can free us and all that, and even the hardware can be part of that freedom. But the computers themselves remain a cir…

The image depicts a street scene with a car engulfed in flames, emitting thick black smoke. The car is covered in graffiti, including the words "Fuck Police" and "Anarchist." In the foreground, a person is seen riding a bicycle with a large wheel, wearing a mask. The background shows additional vehicles on fire, with people gathered around, some appearing to be observing the scene. The date "Jun 12" is visible at the topt. In the lower right corner, there is a screenshot of a computer terminal …
@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 16:25:13

@… There are definitely massive downsides to using a niche language!
Last year I spent months having to deal with breaking changes in the Rust `http` package and all the knock-on effects though, so I’m not convinced it’s better elsewhere.
Haskell Language Server is in definite need of TLC, but there were some major QoL improvements made at Zuri…

@grork@mastodon.social
2025-05-12 21:15:24

All I want is a computer where the apps *keep up with me*. I’m not that fast, but don’t make me wait for context menus, app switches, text entry, etc.
There are so few that do that today. And it falls on app developers to keep their end of the bargain.

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-06-12 07:26:36

Deutschland hat die Marke von einer Million Balkonkraftwerken geknackt! 🌞
Zum Artikel: heise.de/-1043959?wt_mc=sm.red

Im Bild steht: "100 Gigawatt: Deutschland erreicht Meilenstein bei installierter Photovoltaik" dadrunter steht: "Nächster Meilenstein: Mehr als eine Million Balkonkraftwerke in Deutschland"
@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 16:02:51

I’m rewriting my logic language code in Haskell because I got frustrated with Rust’s verbosity and having to deal with garbage collection. I didn’t feel like it was adding enough, and I started to rethink my reasoning for using Rust (so it can be embedded anywhere). I don’t know if this language is going anywhere, maybe it’s fine if I have to rewrite it once it’s popular. It may never be.

@arXiv_csLG_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 08:14:41

Multivariate Long-term Time Series Forecasting with Fourier Neural Filter
Chenheng Xu, Dan Wu, Yixin Zhu, Ying Nian Wu
arxiv.org/abs/2506.09174

@arXiv_quantph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 10:11:41

Repeated ancilla reuse for logical computation on a neutral atom quantum computer
J. A. Muniz, D. Crow, H. Kim, J. M. Kindem, W. B. Cairncross, A. Ryou, T. C. Bohdanowicz, C. -A. Chen, Y. Ji, A. M. W. Jones, E. Megidish, C. Nishiguchi, M. Urbanek, L. Wadleigh, T. Wilkason, D. Aasen, K. Barnes, J. M. Bello-Rivas, I. Bloomfield, G. Booth, A. Brown, M. O. Brown, K. Cassella, G. Cowan, J. Epstein, M. Feldkamp, C. Griger, Y. Hassan, A. Heinz, E. Halperin, T. Hofler, F. Hummel, M. Jaffe, E. …

@arXiv_csHC_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 07:36:21

[2025-06-12 Thu (UTC), 12 new articles found for cs.HC Human-Computer Interaction]
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@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 15:46:35

After a couple of years of writing Rust for fun, writing Haskell feels like cheating.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 15:44:45

@… @… @… @…

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 15:11:52

@… On the contrary, I will encourage it!

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 10:52:44

Huh. 76% of you are wrong.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-12 10:52:10

@… We absolutely need more penguin comments!

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-06-12 05:00:04

arxiv_collab: Scientific collaborations in physics (1995-2005)
Collaboration graphs for scientists, extracted from the Los Alamos e-Print arXiv (physics), for 1995-1999 for three categories, and additionally for 1995-2003 and 1995-2005 for one category. For copyright reasons, the MEDLINE (biomedical research) and NCSTRL (computer science) collaboration graphs from this paper are not publicly available.
This network has 16726 nodes and 47594 edges.
Tags: Social, Collaboratio…

arxiv_collab: Scientific collaborations in physics (1995-2005). 16726 nodes, 47594 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/arxiv_collab#cond-mat-1999
@arXiv_csLO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 07:38:21

[2025-06-12 Thu (UTC), 6 new articles found for cs.LO Logic in Computer Science]
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@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 09:23:27

@… Indeed, I’m going to have to replace my duck.

@arXiv_csLO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-13 07:39:00

[2025-06-13 Fri (UTC), 4 new articles found for cs.LO Logic in Computer Science]
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@arXiv_quantph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-11 10:19:45

Closing objectivity loophole in Bell tests on a public quantum computer
Adam Bednorz, Josep Batle, Tomasz Bia{\l}ecki, Jaros{\l}aw K. Korbicz
arxiv.org/abs/2506.08940

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 20:03:05

@… @… As Rachel Davies is fond of saying, you can’t really scale agile methods, no matter how “safe” you declare it.

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-06-11 01:00:06

cora: CORA citations (1998)
Citations among papers indexed by CORA, from 1998, an early computer science research paper search engine. If a paper i cites a paper j also in this data set, then a directed edge connects i to j. (Papers not in the data set are excluded.) Self-loops may be present. The dates of these snapshots are uncertain.
This network has 23166 nodes and 91500 edges.
Tags: Informational, Citation, Unweighted

cora: CORA citations (1998). 23166 nodes, 91500 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/cora
@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 09:41:03

@… @… Only one way to find out.
So, about that bug bounty… I think you have a case.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 09:29:17

@… @… I love this. ^_^
This is the same GitHub where any commit on any fork is accessible in the forked repository, right?
I wonder if you can brick someone else's repo by forking, without even opening a PR…

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 09:27:31

@… I love this and I'm going to abuse it.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 09:25:15

@… Ah yes, Confucious, right?

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 09:19:53

@… Oh yes, tokenization is important!

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-06-09 07:00:03

student_cooperation: Student cooperation (2012)
Network of cooperation among students in the "Computer and Network Security" course at Ben-Gurion University, in 2012. Nodes are students, and edges denote cooperation between students while doing their homework. The graph contains three types of links: Time, Computer, Partners.
This network has 185 nodes and 360 edges.
Tags: Social, Offline, Multigraph, Unweighted

student_cooperation: Student cooperation (2012). 185 nodes, 360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/student_cooperation
@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 09:13:59

@… I kind of like it. 😄

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 08:58:45

@… I can respect it.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 08:51:30

I used to think it was "#", but it's such a useful character, I am now convinced I was wrong, and "--" is way better.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 08:50:57

The best line comment prefix is

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 12:58:48

@… I love this piece. Thanks for sharing it. I'd not heard of Ink & Switch, and I'm going to enjoy browsing their work. Their spreadsheet ideas are really fascinating.
People seem to be pushing LLMs as the saviour to this problem. I think Lisp and Prolog are probably better answers.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 12:48:33

@… I like this. But what about `# Headings`?

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 10:43:04

@… I’m glad I’m not the only one. I worry the next version of iOS is going to make it completely unusable.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 10:23:00

@… @… @… If it’s closed as “not a security vulnerability”, you can publish it freely, right?

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-11 10:01:44

@… Sure, I think we can happily abandon the rest of Fortran. 😜

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-10 19:43:22

@… @… I will hopefully read the whole thing soon!

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-10 18:12:17

@… @… I would like to add “if the steering wheel behaves differently every day, that’s not your fault either”.
Of course, Larry probably wrote this before that particular issue became such a big deal.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-10 18:09:07

@… @… And when in doubt, blame Google/Microsoft/Amazon/Apple.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-10 17:40:30

@… Even the UK, famously mild, had cold winters, and at least one heavy snowfall per year when I was a child.
Not any more.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-09 09:04:59

@… If you don’t get one that way, check Boots. They often have them.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-09 07:51:49

Last day of ZuriHac! I had to leave early yesterday but hopefully today, I’ll stick around for the whole thing.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-09 07:09:13

@… All my toots are supertoots. 😎

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-09 07:06:51

(Is it a subtoot if it’s referencing literally everyone?)

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-09 07:06:28

Your feelings are valid.
Just because your feelings are valid, it doesn’t mean your thinkings are valid.
I would very much like people to learn the difference.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-09 05:36:13

@… I remember my old boss, who’s a white Brazilian, telling me:
“I didn’t know I wasn’t white until I moved to the UK.”
With an accent like that, you can’t really be “white” in the UK. I imagine a lot of US Americans think the same way.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-09 05:16:38

@… This is so cool. 😊
We live close to Lake Zürich and often, when it’s raining, the mallards will come to visit us, because they know we’ll throw bird food over the balcony.
At this time of year, because they’re nesting, a male will fly up, stake out the area, and wait for their mate. When their mate comes too, the male will start hollering until we no…

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-03 22:20:19

I'm trying out the Dusa programming language (dusa.rocks/), so I made a baby 4x4 Sudoku.
It was fun. ^_^
I'd love some array/list functionality; I wouldn't want to tackle a regular 9x9 Sudoku through copy-pasta. But I appreciate how easy this was with the `forbid` directive.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-08 19:24:16

@… @… I think you are spot on with regards to AI. I cannot see how LLMs will get us anywhere close to what you’re describing, and I am sad that all the funding for AI/ML is now being steered in this direction.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-08 09:07:48

@… Did you know that Haskell’s `do` notation started out as a generalisation of list comprehensions?
Now list comprehensions are a specialisation of `do` notation, and most people don’t bother with them.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 13:51:35

@… @…

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 05:59:14

@… Enjoy that one more beer. 🍻

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 11:36:16

@… Alcohol is overrated. Causes hangovers. You know what fixes them?

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 11:35:04

@… I have asked my partner to make her own coffee, and I’m gonna take your advice. 🙌🏾

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 11:23:00

My gut has been uncomfortable since this morning (and for some reason, I woke up at 06:00). This is *not* a good time to drink a coffee.
Someone please stop me from making a coffee.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 11:22:14

@… Espresso, confidence, same thing, right?
Now I just need to figure out how to get it delivered to you.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 11:02:59

@… Would you like to borrow some?

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 10:00:03

@… So I just looked up “fibration” and now I think I need to lie down in the dark for a while.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 08:26:13

@… This is very cool!
I did something similar for PostgreSQL last month.
codeberg.org/ooble/tremuloides

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 17:20:36

@… Works much better if you openshit, I tried to closedshit once and it ended very badly.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 16:41:07

@… I need you to hold my drink so I can belly-laugh, please.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 12:58:32

@… @… Not what I had in mind, but that'd work!

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 12:50:06

@… You helped me answer a question about “why a relational language for build systems?” that a friend asked me 7 months ago, so thanks!

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 12:49:35

@… Yes plz

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 12:25:30

@… Agreed, I like this way of thinking about it.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 12:14:15

@… Yes, compose with existing tech!
GNU Parallel and Make do good job control.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 12:07:42

@… I think you’re thinking of “Calpol”.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 11:54:26

One more day to ZuriHac. ^_^

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 20:59:11

@… I approve this message.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 20:25:25

@… Fuck yeah.
This reminds me of “C is not a low-level language”: queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=32
We could have intere…

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 20:22:58

@… There are also derpy cats!

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 20:18:47

@… You don't know that, maybe they're a dick.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 20:17:47

@… I know but a poll amuses me more.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 20:14:26

The dual of inviting someone for dinner is

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 17:55:06

@… @… Right! My goal with mentoring a human is to get them to the point where they don’t need me any more.
Not so with a word generator.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 16:48:01

@… But unfortunately, 2 double espressos = weird stomach problems for me. 😕
(He says, having had 3 coffees today.)

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-05 16:47:13

@… Now we’re getting somewhere!

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-04 23:16:44

@… I shall do!