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White House Captions Photo Of Trump And King Charles As
‘Two Kings’
forbes.com/sites/antoniopequen

@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-03-29 16:45:10

"Using Open Source Tools to Capture Closed Captions and Timecode": guest post by Morgan Morel of the National Audio-Visual Conservation Center at the Library of Congress @ the LoC's blog "The Signal"
blogs.loc.gov/thesignal/2026/0

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 20:59:23

Next on How It's Made: Easter Eggs!

Photo of a cat loafing in a closet on top of some towels with an egg placed next to the kitty. Caption is:

Everyone congratulate Bort
he just laid his first egg
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 15:48:34

During King Charles III’s visit to Washington, the White House posted a photo of the President and King Charles with the caption “two kings.” In response, the Secret Service has added Zombie George Washington Zombie Paul Revere to their list of active threats.
#comedy #writer

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-30 16:33:00

#stupidMemes

Stupid meme.
Closeup image of a faucet tap.
Caption : Tap on the screen.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 15:41:00

James Comey shared a picture showing the numbers “eighty-six forty-seven” written in seashells on the beach with the caption "Cool shell formation on my beach walk," and later deleted it. The president believes the post represented "tremendous danger" and then punched himself in the nuts and through a grimace said, “see, told ya.”
#comedy

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 15:15:16

DJT is now saying the White House Ballroom is a "top secret military ballroom." Look next for the weaponization of the Macarena and missile-deliverable potato salad.
I wrote this and a sketch about Captain Ballroom for tonight's This Week This Week in LA.
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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 15:20:45

According to CNN, the UAE is quitting OPEC ASAP because they want more control of their economy IRL so for now it is TTYL to OPEC from UAE which may not BRB.
I wrote this and a sketch about Captain Ballroom for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. Last This Week This Week for a while, so go see it tonight.
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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 15:51:33

Secretary of Defense Hegseth testified Wednesday that the defense budget needs to go up to 1.5 trillion dollars. He cited the fact that there are still girls schools in Iran the US has yet to bomb.
I wrote this and a sketch about Captain Ballroom for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. Last This Week This Week for a while, so go see it tonight.
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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 15:26:53

The president, who threatened to kill an entire civilization earlier this month, has had James Comey indicted for posting the numbers “86 47” online. When asked about the apparent hypocrisy, the White House replied firmly, “I know you are, but what am I?”
I wrote this and a sketch about Captain Ballroom for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. Last This Week This Week for a while, so go see it tonight.
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