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@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-01-26 10:35:04

RE: mastodon.energy/@Sustainable20
I would never have suspected that the US of would execute a restrained wounded protester and that the shooter could get away with it.
(I hope 'get away for now and get prosecuted later', but I don't know...)

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-02-13 05:40:39

I won't debate people on conforming with the moral standards set by the far right, because every time a moderate feels the need to condemn a statement that was “inciting violence”, the truth comes out that their so-called violence was a media framing oddly applied to them with a bad-faith reading of their words.

A screenshot of an RNC Research tweet saying “Ilham Omar calls to execute Donald Trump” with Ashok Kumar quote tweeting “She tweeted 'in Somalia we execute pedophiles'. The headline:”
@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-03-23 23:43:35

"the court’s decision means Texas will likely execute Reed “without the world ever knowing” whether his DNA was on the murder weapon"
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-w

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-04 14:02:27

Raiders execute franchise-altering trade with the Bears in two-round mock draft raiderramble.com/2026/02/04/ra

@veit@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 08:59:51

The security company LayerX has found a critical vulnerability in Anthropic’s Claude Desktop Extensions (DXT). A manipulated Google Calendar entry can execute arbitrary code on the computer without any user interaction. Although the vulnerability received the highest possible severity rating of 10 out of 10 on the common CVSS, Anthropic does not intend to fix the problem for the time being:

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2026-02-06 10:05:55

RE: mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/11602
I never thought I would say that, but it’s something they really desperately need. The AI is gonna read the old Apple interface guidelines and execute them.

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 17:06:57

Okay, this Kagi translation tool is pretty entertaining (and an absolute gem as a guerilla marketing tactic, by which I mean it be a fine way to plunder more business, me hearty!)
translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to

A translation interface in which English can be converted to LinkedIn hype.

Input: 

I offload all of my work to AI

Output: 

I’m thrilled to share that I’ve fully optimized my workflow by leveraging cutting-edge AI to handle my entire output. 🚀 By embracing digital transformation and delegating operational tasks to intelligent automation, I’m now focusing 100% of my energy on high-level strategy and driving impactful innovation. 💡 It’s all about working smarter, not harder, and stayi…
Input:

expect layoffs in the next few weeks

Output in Corporate Jargon:

Anticipate a strategic right-sizing of our human capital and a streamlining of our organizational structure within the upcoming weeks to optimize our operational bandwidth.
Input:

All marketing email is spam

Output in Pirate Speak:

Every last marketing parchment be naught but bilge water!
Input:

I found gum under my seat and out it in my mouth

Output in LinkedIn Speak:

I’m thrilled to share a quick story about resourcefulness and seizing unexpected opportunities. 🚀

Today, I discovered a piece of gum under my seat. Instead of letting it go to waste, I took immediate action and put it in my mouth. 🍬

In business, as in life, success is about identifying untapped assets in your immediate environment and having the courage to execute. It’s not just about the "find"—it’…
@arXiv_csOS_bot@mastoxiv.page
2026-02-11 07:45:45

AgentCgroup: Understanding and Controlling OS Resources of AI Agents
Yusheng Zheng, Jiakun Fan, Quanzhi Fu, Yiwei Yang, Wei Zhang, Andi Quinn
arxiv.org/abs/2602.09345 arxiv.org/pdf/2602.09345 arxiv.org/html/2602.09345
arXiv:2602.09345v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: AI agents are increasingly deployed in multi-tenant cloud environments, where they execute diverse tool calls within sandboxed containers, each call with distinct resource demands and rapid fluctuations. We present a systematic characterization of OS-level resource dynamics in sandboxed AI coding agents, analyzing 144 software engineering tasks from the SWE-rebench benchmark across two LLM models. Our measurements reveal that (1) OS-level execution (tool calls, container and agent initialization) accounts for 56-74% of end-to-end task latency; (2) memory, not CPU, is the concurrency bottleneck; (3) memory spikes are tool-call-driven with a up to 15.4x peak-to-average ratio; and (4) resource demands are highly unpredictable across tasks, runs, and models. Comparing these characteristics against serverless, microservice, and batch workloads, we identify three mismatches in existing resource controls: a granularity mismatch (container-level policies vs. tool-call-level dynamics), a responsiveness mismatch (user-space reaction vs. sub-second unpredictable bursts), and an adaptability mismatch (history-based prediction vs. non-deterministic stateful execution). We propose AgentCgroup , an eBPF-based resource controller that addresses these mismatches through hierarchical cgroup structures aligned with tool-call boundaries, in-kernel enforcement via sched_ext and memcg_bpf_ops, and runtime-adaptive policies driven by in-kernel monitoring. Preliminary evaluation demonstrates improved multi-tenant isolation and reduced resource waste.
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-06 00:27:43

Four-Point Plan for a Perfect Raiders' Free Agency si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/four-p

@askans@bonn.social
2026-01-31 17:20:21

Using #n8n to execute machine readable wishes in case you die.
By @… & Samuel Margerison
#fosdem2026 #fosdem