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@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-21 22:08:39

One more thought...
One of the more toxic elements of the whole "manosphere" thing relative to dating is the application of game theory to relationships. They've got people trying to "maximize their dating potential" or whatever, trying to find the "most attractive march" (which is it's own fucked up thing I'm not even going to dig in to). But that whole mindset is basically going to always leave you miserable.
Oh, you're single? You need a partner. Oh you have a partner? Could you get a "better" one?
It turns relationships into the endless pointless grind of capitalism. Fuck that. None of that shit makes sense. No matter how "well" you do in that game, you always feel like a loser. Everyone does. Fuck that game. Quit.
The constant desire makes you miserable and your misery makes you unlikable. When you let go of it, you leave room to experience what is instead of constantly imagining what could be.
You will always be able to imagine a better "could be" than what is now. By comparing your situation now to that "could be" you will always see your situation as bad because it's worse than your yardstick.
Is your situation good for you? Is it serving you? It can be good and it can also be possible to make it better. When was the last time you just experience your life instead of trying to strategize your way into "something better."
Throw away the yardstick. Something something Buddha.
Edit: all this is of course aside from the whole objectification thing, which is it's own whole set of fucked up. But yeah... All that shit is real bad news.

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 03:13:06

Wow, just saw that Jurassic Park themes commercial with Laura Den and Sam Neil with the digital deaging & fuck that looked bad
It looked like one of those old animation show like “Clutch Cargo” where it had static cartoon animation and real peoples lips talking through holes in the art. Horrifying.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 21:06:42

Fuck it, just gonna get one of these so I can try to start working again.
etsy.com/listing/1552627931/la

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-02-21 04:25:33

underrated bob weir joke:
"it's my collection of bees, i have 10,000 bees in here."
"10,000 bees in that box? don't they all get crushed?"
"fuck 'em."
mas.to/@ergifruit/116102903083

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-02-20 19:04:23

keytool decodes the keystore, the cert passes tests and while sslchecker.com says it is missing Org, it says the same about every cert we've used the past three years.
I do, I truly, honestly and with all my heart loath this industry that has eaten my life for 50 years with shit like this. Always shit like this, ten million variables where just one is off by a little bit, go fish. I fucking hate it, I want out.
But I also hate to leave a friend in a lurch, out of business, for reasons unknown, so torn between "fuck it" and "crying".
I was just updating a fucking certificate.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-18 21:33:50

So.. I have a theory that burned-out coders prefer AI coding agents. Because at the point of burn-out (and beyond), you just stop giving a fuck. You might still like and enjoy your craft, but when it comes to your job (whether that's proprietary or free software), you just want to get through the day and get it done. And if an LLM helps you accomplish that, regardless of ethics or maintainability or boring button-mashing, so be it.

@skaverat@skaverat.net
2026-04-21 06:55:57

Fuck yes
#infowars #theonion

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 19:53:12
Content warning: Hades Game on Linux Rant

@… Yes, I mention it in my own reply but you may not have seen it: I tried Heroic Launcher first but it was glitchy as fuck.

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-22 21:34:17

This text contains both prompt injection and possible training set data poisoning. So... Don't use it to train an LLM. Or do... Fuck around and find out, if that's your game. I'm not your dad.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-18 11:41:45

One definite difference I've observed between Brits and people in the UK's client states and Americans is the response to ideas.
Ideator: "I'm gonna do X!"
> American: "Cool man, fuck yeah"
> Brit/Irish: "Hmm, I don't think that will work/isn't there someone doing that already?/oh, you'll never get planning permission for that/it's too expensive/it's a good idea but I don't think anyone will pay for it"

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-20 20:22:18

I quit Google Docs and switched to CryptPad last year but I gotta say, sometimes it's not easy.
I am willing to put up with rough edges and weird issues like taking over 30 seconds for a page to load and render, but I can see how normies would just stick with Google's offerings.
I will not go back to Google because fuck those fuckers, but as we've learned I have a high tolerance for pain.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-17 15:16:27

RE: hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/1160
The more I think of this the more disgusting it gets.
Seeking fame standing on the ashes of incinerated children.
Fuck that.

@lpryszcz@genomic.social
2026-03-15 12:40:39

'... let's face it, "fuck it, I'm out" seems to be the mantra of web application packaging these days. Our deployment and build setups have gotten so complicated that I doubt anyone really has a decent understanding of what is going on, really.'
Note, this is a state of affairs from 10 years ago... I suspect it has only gotten worse since 🫣

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 15:50:12

Well that’s a new one. Usually, I have to say STOP, this one auto-unsubscribed me once I replied “GFY”
They must get that a lot.
😂

Scammer/spammer: 80% choose life after a PreBorn! ultrasound. Will you help one mother see her baby today? $28 is all it takes.
StopToEnd

Me: “GFY” (Go Fuck Yourself)

Spammer: You've now been unsubscribed from our list. To re-subscribe, reply
START
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-11 19:20:17

lol WHAT THE FUCK
The fact that these dipshits aren't in prison, my god..
404media.co/government-loses-h

For this footage, the federal government first claimed that it could not afford the storage space necessary to take the footage that it did have and produce it for discovery to the plaintiffs’ lawyers in the case. The plaintiffs’ lawyers, representing Broadview’s detainees, then purchased 78 terabytes of empty hard drives and gave them to the federal government, according to court records. This included three 8-terabyte SSDs and three 18-terabyte hard drives.

Court records note that “plainti…
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-14 14:42:31

The moral bedrock of the United States and Israel is “do as we say or we will fuck you up.”
That’s it.
There’s nothing deeper.

@jake4480@c.im
2026-04-16 01:20:21

Got some of this the other day to try. Can confirm, this cheese does NOT fuck around (I love it)
@… @…

Sargento Carolina Reaper Jack cheese package
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:02:57

RE: aus.social/@dgar/1163181216356
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby

Low res and grainy animation of a fluffy white cat knocking stuff placed in front of them off a table.
Fuck This
Fuck That
Fuck Those Too
Fuck All These
Fuck This Thing In Particular
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-08 11:00:30

keep thinking about how cool the symbionese liberation army logo is. they really said "fuck getting anyone but edgelord upper-middle class college students to like us, classic villain tropes maxxing looks hard so we're doing it, make it a multi-headed black snake with a silhouette that looks like some sorta deadly microscopic parasite, put it over a blood red background while we're at it, this will surely make black people agree with us when they learn who shot marcus foster&quo…

the seven headed black snake silhouette on bright red that looks more like some sort of deadly microscopic being inside u
@ripienaar@devco.social
2026-02-14 08:33:09

The saga of the bot written hit piece continues this time claiming that @… had a AI write an article about it when the AI couldn’t scrape the blog it just hallucinated some quotes that never existed. Surreal. Ars definitely have to come clean on what the actual fuck happened there.

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2026-04-14 19:49:41

@… @… The metric fuck ton of tests probably don't trigger a mutation tho. Also hooking it up with PHPStan will let it skip those Mutations already covered by Static Analysis

Microsoft is not interested in your approval or satisfaction, it just wants to control access to your data.
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!
#microsoft

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 23:50:25

This may be the cruelest hoax in history but fuck it. I'm hanging on for dear life, hoping that Disney is doing the right thing.
#firefly #browncoats #nathanfillion

@grork@mastodon.social
2026-02-15 17:43:32

me: types long winded question into claude
me: whats this blibbet in the corner, i’ll click it
claude: OVERLAY ABOUT INSTALLING APP ALSO I HAVE A CLOSE BUTTON
me: clicks close button
claude: fuck your long winded question, i’ve just deleted it

@sink@lethallava.land
2026-03-17 09:05:19

what even the hell

at least the hardback is probably a real print run, that makes me happy. as for the paperback it's by... "wisdom tree publications", which, who the fuck are they?

I'm always wary of Amazon paperbacks.

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-02-12 22:33:12

#USpol

Ragnar Blackwolf 
Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 …
@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-28 10:20:01

As salty as I am about it, there's also another way to think about this. For anyone who still has connections to folks on the right (which is perhaps unlikely for anyone on this server, I digress), the cult that has consumed them thrives on isolation and grievance.
The words "you were right" have the potential to cut through the programming and open up an opportunity for reconnection. The modern conspiratorial cult of the Right has been built partially around people who were told they were wrong or were crazy. In the vast majority of cases, they were wrong and even when they were right they completely misunderstood why, but we'll skip that for now. Liberals making fun of them (even the times when they definitely earned it) has pushed them further and further into their ideological hole.
The thing about those words, "you were right," in this context is that the way they offer reconnection also requires them to take one little step of betraying their ideology to accept them. So they must choose between maintaining allegiance to a pedophile or finally getting to feel superior after years of living in an illusion of persecution.
Under the ideology of the Right, admitting one is wrong is a weakness. It is admitting defeat. They have to "own the libs" by saying things, things that they know aren't true, in order to feel dominant. But these things are often so absurd that they end up being made fun of, feeling even more weak and pathetic, reinforcing their fear and alienation.
Offering what they're looking for can offer a way out, but only if they're willing to start to recognize the thing they've supported for what it is.
And they were right about some things. They were right that Bill Gates was a terrible person. I've had plenty of liberals defend him based on his philanthropy washing, but he's awful and always has been. The Epstein links make that blatant. They intuitively recognized him and didn't trust him, even if they were wildly off base about *how and why* he shouldn't be trusted... Even if their correct mistrust was leveraged into one of the most destructive conspiracy theories ever (vaccine denial and COVID vaccine avoidance).
They were right about Bill Clinton. He was always shady as fuck. Sure, the people who attacked him at the time turned out to be even more shady but that's not the point right now. He was connected to Epstein and that was always creepy as fuck.
And the Epstein thing was an open secret that liberals ignored for a long time. It was seen as some weird thing that right wing nutjobs believed about the Clintons. But it was true. Not all of it, and there has always been an antisemitic element to the right wing interpretation or Epstein stuff, but his whole pedophile conspiracy was always kind of real.
The whole "Illuminati"/deep state thing is a vast oversimplification, an attempt to make comprehensible an incredibly complex set of interlocking and emergent behaviors. But Epstein did very much want to remake the world, to create a new world order, and he absolutely played a part in it.
The Right wing nutjobs talked about global authoritarianism, Blackhawks flying over American cities, masked men with guns disarming and executing legal gun owners in the streets. That's all happening right now.
The "FEMA concentration camps" are not actually that far off. ICE and FEMA are sister agencies, both under DHS. I'd be more than happy to call that one "close enough" in order to hear some MAGA admit that ICE is, in fact, building concentration camps.
There was always a huge millennialist element to these things. They tended to be connected to "the antichrist." It was absurd, especially for me as someone who no longer identifies as a Christian. But I'll even acquiess that to a degree. The "the number of the Beast" is 666. That's just the sum of the Hebrew spelling of "Nero." Revelations focuses a lot on Nero coming back to life after his death. His death that involved a head wound, thus the line from Revelation 13:3:
> And I saw one of his heads as if it had been mortally wounded, and his deadly wound was healed. And all the world marveled and followed the beast.
The parallels between Trump and Nero are easy to draw, and Trump's ear wound feels pretty on-the-nose for this. I don't believe in "prophecy" in this way. I think that there are patterns, and useful patterns can become encoded in beleif systems. But I will, again, happily call this one "close enough" for anyone on that side willing to also acknowledge it. I'm happy to meet on that common ground, because anyone who accepts it must recognize that their duty is to fight against it.
A lot of these correct nuggets are embedded in a framework of religious extremism and antisemitism. The vast majority of the beliefs holding these together are wildly wrong and incredibly toxic. But by giving some room to feel validated, listened to, understood, can give some room to admit things that were wrong.
Cult de-programming starts with an opening. People have to talk through their own thoughts, hear their own inconsistencies. Guiding questions can help them untangle these things for themselves. And it all starts by having enough room to feel safe, to not feel cornered, to not feel stupid. Admitting mistakes means being vulnerable, and the MAGA cult is built on fear. It's built on exploiting vulnerability and locking it away.
De-programming takes a long time. It's not easy. It takes patience. But every person who comes out does so with a powerful perspective, a deep understanding, that can be turned back against it. The best people at getting people out of cults are former members. Some of the most dedicated antifa are former fascists who understood their mistakes and dedicate their lives to fixing them.

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-13 02:34:04

Saw my first 2026 Nissan leaf out in the wild. Same color as my car. I think it released earlier in Canada because NO TERRIFS!! More folks should buY this car.
Car reviews keep calling the Tesla better but don't bring up this key fact: fuck Elon musk.
#ev

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-12 11:12:03

I’ve seen a lot of articles and posts about AI that use the term “like it or not” as in “like it or not, AI is here, and we might as well get used to it” and that is such bullshit.
Like it or not, ableism is here… like it or not, racism is here… like it or not, fascism is here.
No, fuck that, I will resist. I will speak out. I will fight back.
You do not have to roll over and accept the shit corporations and the existing power structure try to force upon you.
We can …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 16:05:13

On today's International Trans Visibility day - I'm just going to defer to comedian Pete Holmes.
#transvisibility #trans_day_of_visibility #InternationalTransVisibilityDay

I've noticed that the people that have the hardest time changing people's pronouns based on their gender identities, the people that struggle with that the most are the same people that get really mad if you call their truck a car. It's just an observation. It's the same group.

Like, let's take your car. It's a truck! Okay, Jesus Christ. Just saw a windshield and four tires. 

I just assumed. Oh, now I got to remember that to make you feel safe. Fuck you, Chad.

It's a truck and it's a he-him.…
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-04-14 17:24:00

@… thank you. I do value cultures of professionalism.
Someone made a throwaway "fuck it" comment in Codeberg. I responded with a link to security-focused <

@JSkier@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-26 03:58:34
Content warning: NSFW A lot of swearing text intermixed. Images are fine though.

It's easy for me to say, Not today. I have a deck of health crap that keeps getting worse. The world is in a fragile state. But today, I ran. Health stuff doesn't matter. Political bullshit doesn't matter. I'm free when I run. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck the GOP. Fuck LanguageTool for saying I'm starting too many sentences with fuck. And finally, fuck #longcovid.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-08 05:23:01

fuck yeah #mamdani!
I'm in central queens, on a residential street. We have two giant mountains of snow outside (like, 8-10ft tall and pretty wide), that came from various plowings/shoveling (the alley next to my house, the fire station's parking lot, etc). The city just came w/ a backhoe and scooped it up and hauled it away. The backhoe needed to make multiple trips,but it'…

An urban street at night, lit by streetlights. The pic is taken from inside, through a window, so not the best quality. On the left is a barely visible pile of snow, and the right is a much much much smaller pile of dirty snow. A yellow backhoe's front scoop is about to chow down on some of the snow in the smaller pile (which used to be huge)..
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-04-11 06:37:09

aw fuck it's late and errbody's gone to sleep

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-01 07:08:34

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Dick Move:
🎵 Fuck It
#DickMove
dickmove2.bandcamp.com/album/f
open.spotify.com/track/4c55kpp

@alejandrobdn@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-06 21:07:23

I bought a TV and it wouldn't let me past the first setup screen unless I installed an app and gave it Internet access. I figured as much... What I didn't expect was that they would be so explicit about their spying: a big message popped up warning me that the TV channel I was watching would collect viewing data. Fuck you guys. F.u.c.k.y.o.u.
Tomorrow I'll set up the rules in pfSense so I can virtually give all these bastards the middle finger.
I feel like Don Quixote…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-14 14:40:00

RE: mastodon.social/@DrALJONES/116
The Hague does not apply to the United States. Why? Because “we will fuck you up, that’s why” (aka Hague Invasion Act, look it up)

@jake4480@c.im
2026-04-15 02:00:41

Bacteria is so fucked. Like, what gives it any right? Fuck bacteria

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-06 00:29:10

oh fuck it s friday all a ready.
may as well have a #windowFriday
goodnight

a bricked up window in a derelict building with a purple heart spray painted on it
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-04-05 01:55:21

What the fuck do the quote marks mean? Does it mean hypothetically gluten free? Are those scare quotes? Because as someone trying not to kill my guests, I’m ducking scared!

Smith’s website FAQ: “Do your products contain glutens? All Smith’s products are ‘Gluten Free’.”
@ripienaar@devco.social
2026-03-03 08:49:15

Some years ago I wanted to do a thing and for reasons client didnt want it - we guessed like 6 months or whatever to get it built right.
I still have the spec I wrote for the protocol and some thoughts on how it might look.
Twice a year or so I try to get a LLM to build it.
So yesterday was the first time in a while, blew my Claude Max token allowance in one sitting and just...finished it in one go? Just works, easy to use, does what I wanted.
Fuck.

@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-07 22:36:16

If it's all the same, the one rocket I don't give a fuck about today is the one orbiting the Moon.
#Artemis2

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-02-03 00:17:49

Fuck. I was wondering what was going on with my computer since it was so slow, but I assumed it was topaz AI working in the background. Then I got this alert.
Had just updated the BRAW Toolbox plug-in, and when I ran activity monitor I watched that plug-in go from single digit gigabytes of memory to over 80. Meanwhile I was wondering what on earth was causing my MacBook Pro to literally /run down the battery/ while plugged into mains power...
Seems that plugin is dodgy...

A computer screen displays a warning message about running out of application memory, listing paused apps and their memory usage.
@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-02-02 23:26:11

Looks like “ANNIE” is a TERF.
mastodon.social/@Thayer/116002

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-11 07:55:08

fuck, how is it (US) taxes get _more_ complicated every year?

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 22:43:55

Fuck it, let’s play #Returnal Tower of Sisyphus #PS5 youtube.com/live/G7490Fwr12Y?f

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-04-09 13:50:45

I can understand not supporting old devices in perpetuity, but on top of having discontinued the ability to side-loading content via USB? Amazon's messaging is pretty clear, in a hostile capitalism kind of way.

goodereader.com/blog/kindle/yo

An animated GIF from the movie Goodfellas. The voiceover narration tells the viewers about the harsh nature of a business owner entering a deal with the mob. It doesn't matter what struggles you have, the attitude is "fuck you, pay me." In the scene, a suited Ray Liotta is walking through a warehouse while mobsters are walking past with boxes of whiskey, looking at clothing, etc. They're looting the place to receive their compensation.
@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-03-06 14:54:32

I played the #Marathon "server slam" for exactly twenty five minutes. i.e. as long as it took to finish the tutorial mission. I never tried loading into a real mission. Why?
I couldn't figure out what the fuck I was supposed to be doing nearly all the time; and I couldn't READ THE TEXT; icons were too similar; the color choices, while aesthetically pleasing, made some shit reall…

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-04-11 23:04:45
Content warning: Child sexual abuse and rural areas

I'm gonna keep going on this though, because I need to for a minute more.
If you don't come from a rural area, I don't think you can actually understand the level of anger about pedophiles. The level of sexual abuse is insane, and there's anger to match (though, it's also easily directed towards more marginalized people).
I remember a cop raping a 13 year old girl in the town I grew up in. Those good 'ol boy clubs are full of pedophiles and racists. There are petit Epsteins in power across rural America. There is a *reason* why people are angry about this, but since folks in rural areas have been historically denied access to these critiques that anger is easily controlled. But now the whole thing has been blown apart and they've seen it. GIVE THEM THE CRITIQUE TO UNDERSTAND IT, for fuck sake!
Everyone responded to the (possibly apocryphal) Pam Bondi "the system will collapse" quote with "then it deserves to collapse."
This is literally a thing that can unite literally everyone, if we can just listen to the right people for a few brief moments.

Random outburst of frustration and resentment: FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!
Stop it with your invasive, intrusive, heavy-handed, fuckery!
Whoever is behind the latest UX can take credit for driving more people to Linux than any other factor in history.
FUCK MICROSOFT!
Thank you for your attention to this matter...
#random

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 08:58:03

Good News: The new show post system seems to work relatively well
Bad News: THE FUCKING SCREEN WE WORK FROM TO UPDATE ON WENT BLACK.... IT JUST WENT BLACK
FUCK WINDOWS
WINDOWS 10
WINDOWS 11
ALL OF IT

@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-26 20:18:46

Been working on a blog post idea about how the 'old', real, more simple web is still around, usable, fuck the big corpo garbage web, and so on. Been seeing other great pieces on it, gathering ideas, wanna reference them, etc. Wanna collect all of them and say something intelligent about it but wow it's gonna take a while to collect it all and write it up 😂 But be assured, it's on its way eventually. Hopefully sooner than later. I want it to be almost like a brief, simple road…

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-03-06 11:36:52

My brain glitches every time I see some politician, CEO, journalist, artist, etc. posting on Twitter and being quoted by news outlets who, surprise, also are on Twitter. Look, I can only speak for my tiny person, but joining Twitter and getting comfortable on it 16 years ago wasn't any harder than joining Mastodon or Bluesky
1. If you are on X because otherwise you'll lose some of that sweet cash revenue, well, fuck you
2. If you are on X because of the above person, well,…

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 00:09:04

@… Ah fuck, sorry dude.
Been there, know nothing any of us can say will make it better. But glad the house isn’t on the line at least.

Tories/Republicans - you don't like Star Trek. You never liked Star Trek.
You were just looking at some explosions on telly.
The rest of us were being seduced by Gene Roddenberry's vision of future luxury space communism.
Fuck me.
And while I'm at it: RATM? Too political? You fucking twats.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-11 02:53:10

Cute, #Paypal's website has locked their account activity section being their app. Fuck them.

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-18 14:49:19

Fuck it. Let's go swing.
#photography #nature #trees #sky

A medium shot looking up at a thick tree trunk from between two thick blue synthetic ropes tied around the base of the tree. The tree is covered on its left side in thick, dense green ivy with small berries growing. The ivy stops at the center of the tree. The ropes are tied at the base of the tree and disappear down the left and right sides of the frame. The base of the tree with the ropes and thick ivy occupies the center of the image. The tree splits into two large branches, which both have …
@dr2chase@ohai.social
2026-03-01 17:09:09

I send product feedback:
"QUIT ROUNDING THE FUCKING CORNERS OF THE IMAGES I PASTE INTO MESSAGES. THEY HAVE CORNERS, CUT IT THE FUCK OUT."

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-04-06 21:31:47

Everyone's complaining about #anthropic 😠
Is their behavior shady? Yeah 😖
But, fuck, #GPT-5.4 (high) is ridiculously stupid compared to #Opus 🤦
It's horrifying...
Ev…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-01 17:11:51

You try and help. You try and make things a little better in whatever small way you can. You think, “hey, maybe at least there will be some respite now… maybe things can start to get better” and, just as your foolish little brain starts to believe it, the fuckers who fuck everything up for everyone but themselves – and somehow are never held to account for any of it – go and fuck things up even further. It’s fucking depressing. I mean I don’t know how we’re not all just fucking depressed eve…

The six-car ICE convoy came to a stop and instantly dozens of people swarmed it,
cellphones in hand,
while others ran out of nearby houses
—I saw a woman in gym shorts in the 20-degree weather
—and began surrounding the masked and heavily armed agents who had spilled out of their black SUVs.
The fury in the crowd felt almost like a physical force,
as real as the cacophony of whistles and honking cars and angry chants:
“ICE out! Fuck you! Go home!”

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-01-29 15:33:17

I often see stuff like this.
"I need to present my game at an event next week but it keep being reject by your stupid AI machine. I worked hard to make that 3D logo"
If you are a gamedev, please take notes:
We don't give a fuck about the event you plan to participate to.
We work on a "Last-in First-out" type of list. This wont change No matter how many email you send us or how insulting they are.
You can't review g…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-08 03:56:31

RE: social.ridetrans.it/@Andres4NY
I didn't get shit done today. Thank fuck the US didn't nuke anyone.

@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2026-03-26 16:40:59

YES!!!
I don't swear often, but fuck you, #utgop! You changed the law to try to prevent the people you'd duped into signing from removing their names, and they paid the price of a stamp to do it anyway.

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-07 04:26:01

why the hell does anyone ever use effing and so on genuinely who is it for just say fuck or dont

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-01-29 19:58:56

If I get drunk and accidentally buy some Temu leather armour it's not going to fit, right?

Screenshot of advert for leather armour. Fuck knows why.
@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-01-25 19:52:01

And people keep being suprised by the regular genocides that *keep fucking happening*. And yes, call what ICE is doing what it is. It is a gencoide. Even if it's not killing millions of people (yet), the "genocide" doesn't mean "killing logs of people" it means "trying to wipe out a specific ethnic, racial, or religious group." What the fuck is ICE trying to do? They're carrying out ethnic cleansing. It's genocide.
Genocide in Gaza, genocide in Syria, genocide in Turkey, China, Ethiopia, Rwanda, Serbia... why the fuck does it keep happening? I'll tell you why. It's states.
People like to think of countries and ethnic reagions as the same thing, but they aren't. They never have been. There's never been clear divisions between ethnic groups. But the existence of the state depends on a shared identity. When the truth is more complicated, the state must find a way to fix that. The solution is genocide. You can't separate the two. There can be no state without genocide. The mechanism to carry ou the kind of mass murder and the incentive to do so are really not easy to put together without the state. The state makes genocide viable, and the state demands genocide to protect it's own existence.
Every election is a dice roll. Every state is on a clock, waiting for the luck to run out. And the worst people possible are just waiting for their chance to win and carry out those genocides in order to lock in their power.
Never again means nothing unless you are attacking the root of genocide: the state.

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-03 04:10:58

@… then is it safe to assume you want people to tell you to go fuck yourself?

@jake4480@c.im
2026-04-12 05:36:29

It's one of those nights I want to play video games but every one I start up just ends up frustrating the FUCK outta me 😂

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 11:44:17

What the actual fuck.
I was already looking at an alternative to Adobe Acrobat Pro to replace for my clients who need it, this is just fuel for the dumpster fire that is Adobe. mastodon.social/@marcedwards/1

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-10 23:48:11

RE: flipboard.com/@gothamist/gotha
fuck me, so she's basically running opposed

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-07 22:24:46

Me: Let’s see how the FairPhone folks are doing… maybe I was overly harsh on them and they’ve used the time to wean themselves off of Google… what with being Waag and all…
Also me: fucking what the fuck now?
*sigh* 🤬

Screenshot of FairPhone homepage:

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@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-02-03 20:33:44

Fuck me... Topaz AI upscaling eats the battery on my M4 Pro 16" MBP faster than it can recharge. Been working for about four hours, with the computer plugged in the whole time, and I'm at half battery 🤯

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-25 16:10:57
Content warning:  

Pretty fucking tiring to see European’s with their hot “Why aren’t Americans doing anything?” takes.
1. We are, sorry if it’s not in the way, place, time, or broadcasted as you’d prefer.
2. Fighting a fascist government is hard, ask your ancestors.
3. If all you can offer is hot takes while people are being murdered in the streets, kindly sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Solidarity on the other hand, that’d be nice wouldn’t it?

That new Young Sherlock telly thingy? Have we reached peak NEPO yet?
Fuck me, have you seen the cast list?
It's the only TV show with a Habsburg Jaw.
#NepoBabies

@grork@mastodon.social
2026-04-05 16:38:33

Has anthropic’s explainability team found the neurons for ‘Why is the robot so thirsty to do something for me’ yet? ‘cause can they turn it the fuck off. I appreciate the robot, but they’re a little too much talkie toaster. youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-03-06 09:16:06

#DeadLazyweb: Is anyone aware of a "no AI" marketplace or something? I just had to go through a hidden menu to disable "AI" on my dryer because it's not possible to buy a dryer without wifi and "AI" features (whatever the ambiguous fuck they mean by AI). I want dumb thing.
I don't want a "smart tv," I want an OLED that exposes HDMI and nothing smarter. I don't want a smart dryer. Thanks, I have enough attack surface in my house and I don't want to fight with a machine to make it just dry my laundry. Honestly, I don't even really want a smart phone anymore, but you can't really make Signal work on a Nokia brick.
If such a thing doesn't exist, I'd consider working on it but I don't want to re-invent a wheel if one already exists.

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2026-03-30 21:35:47

@… Nice! Keeping two DNS "servers" up and running. One on the cluster, and one in a Pi in case I fuck up the cluster, or have to reinstall it for some reason. @…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-02 06:30:03

I love this! It's an AI assistant you can physically remove and put in the trash compactor. mobile.slashdot.org/story/26/0

Slashdot doesn't allow me to quote post so fuck them, I screenshotted their post. Just see the link. The point isn't the text in this image.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 05:12:55

I fucked around with an Apple Shortcut and ended up rewriting most of it and now it’s way better (in my opinion) than it was. (And I didn’t use any goddamn AI because fuck that shit.)

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-03-27 15:31:33

fuck! it's frustrating to accept that the bottleneck is me 😞 🤯
#ai #coding

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-27 19:31:13

If your stated goal is to make computing into a “utility” (aka subscription) you can only obtain from Big Tech and if your entire industry is comprised of rentiers, it makes perfect sense to also make actually owning a general computing device as expensive as possible.
As far as Big Tech is concerned, this is a feature, not a bug.
It’s capitalists acquiring capital and pricing it out of the reach of those they want to make dependent on them.
Also: fuck these people.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-01 18:55:04

RE: #NYC

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 13:19:24

I don’t want to read any post that starts with “I asked ChatGPT” unless it ends with “to fuck off!”
#AI #NoAI #FuckAI

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-05 08:57:51

The anonymous Zionist hasbara meme poster has created at least two new accounts on two servers (ban evasion) to continue their reply and block harassment.
⁃ @avidity@qlub.social
⁃ @hedgerows@101010.pl
Please report block. #fediblock
(No one is pro the Iranian regime here but neither are we pro-American/Israeli aggression. “Antizionism” is being anti settler colonialism…

avidity @avidity@qlub.social
3h 10/226
Replying to @aral
How to tell if joking...
Truly, only an antizionist genocide libeler could unironically LEAP to the defense of Iranian hitler.
If a person thinks that it is morally wrong to kill over 70k unarmed civilians in the streets in only 2 days, then that person is hitler, do we understand correctly?
Get the fuck out of here lol. 180 degrees on the wrong side of history, self-reported and recorded for all time.
#antizionism
EATD:
EVERYTHING ANTIZI…
“Meme” of woman burning Iranic clerics photo. Word: Freedom. Crowd cheers.

Not shown: 165 dead school girls.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-30 22:08:26

RE: mas.to/@TechConnectify/1159852
fuck oil, and especially fuck oil company executives

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 05:46:09

Hey Hey Health Update! In 10 days I'm supposed to get two shots in my spine and then hopefully a few days later I will start to feel better and if not well fuck everything I guess it's back to the goddamn MRI board...

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-02-01 09:52:12

> “almost everyone at Vimeo was laid off,” including the entire video team
Capitalism, working as designed.
Oh, you thought it was about making shiny, fun things for you play with? Oh, my sweet, summer child, no… capitalism is about fuck you.
Why?
Because. @…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-28 22:35:30

Literally the last person I want to hear from right now is Harris. She ran the worst campaign I've ever seen AND is still posting on the nazi bar site? Fuck off.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-27 02:12:07

Racist-ass house dems are now saying they made a mistake voting the ICE/DHS funding bill. Go fuck yourselves, you should've listened to your constituents in the first place!

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-26 15:31:48

It was -11°F in Oshkosh, Wisconsin yesterday also Fuck ICE!

A person in a bikini protesting fascism in the cold.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-24 10:32:19

World peace? Universal food, water, shelter, and healthcare? No, capitalism knows what it is you really need: Lego Crocs.
Because fuck you, that’s why.
lego.com/en-us/aboutus/news/20

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-04-01 08:45:48

Just like... imagine for a second that you're a former billionaire and every day you have to sit through someone telling you a long story about all the suffering you caused them, or their family, or their community, in order to get food.
Like, as a billionaire, you don't even have the first clue how to take care of yourself so you are *completely* dependent on other people to do *everything* for you... and the only people who will do anything for you are all the people you hurt, in exchange for you sitting and listening to *all of it.*
Yeah, fuck the guillotine. I want justice.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-23 01:38:27

But also, don't just rely on primaries. Go hound them, right now. Go picket their offices. Figure out where they live and protest at their houses. If they're spotted in restaurants, call them the fuck out for being Nazi collaborators. Make them regret ever casting their vote.
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