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@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-06-21 02:34:13

Why AI can't possibly make you more productive; long
#AI and "productivity", some thoughts:
Edit: fixed some typos.
Productivity is a concept that isn't entirely meaningless outside the context of capitalism, but it's a concept that is heavily inflected in a capitalist context. In many uses today it effectively means "how much you can satisfy and/or exceed your boss' expectations." This is not really what it should mean: even in an anarchist utopia, people would care about things like how many shirts they can produce in a week, although in an "I'd like to voluntarily help more people" way rather than an "I need to meet this quota to earn my survival" way. But let's roll with this definition for a second, because it's almost certainly what your boss means when they say "productivity", and understanding that word in a different (even if truer) sense is therefore inherently dangerous.
Accepting "productivity" to mean "satisfying your boss' expectations," I will now claim: the use of generative AI cannot increase your productivity.
Before I dive in, it's imperative to note that the big generative models which most people think of as constituting "AI" today are evil. They are 1: pouring fuel on our burning planet, 2: psychologically strip-mining a class of data laborers who are exploited for their precarity, 3: enclosing, exploiting, and polluting the digital commons, and 4: stealing labor from broad classes of people many of whom are otherwise glad to give that labor away for free provided they get a simple acknowledgement in return. Any of these four "ethical issues" should be enough *alone* to cause everyone to simply not use the technology. These ethical issues are the reason that I do not use generative AI right now, except for in extremely extenuating circumstances. These issues are also convincing for a wide range of people I talk to, from experts to those with no computer science background. So before I launch into a critique of the effectiveness of generative AI, I want to emphasize that such a critique should be entirely unnecessary.
But back to my thesis: generative AI cannot increase your productivity, where "productivity" has been defined as "how much you can satisfy and/or exceed your boss' expectations."
Why? In fact, what the fuck? Every AI booster I've met has claimed the opposite. They've given me personal examples of time saved by using generative AI. Some of them even truly believe this. Sometimes I even believe they saved time without horribly compromising on quality (and often, your boss doesn't care about quality anyways if the lack of quality is hard to measure of doesn't seem likely to impact short-term sales/feedback/revenue). So if generative AI genuinely lets you write more emails in a shorter period of time, or close more tickets, or something else along these lines, how can I say it isn't increasing your ability to meet your boss' expectations?
The problem is simple: your boss' expectations are not a fixed target. Never have been. In virtue of being someone who oversees and pays wages to others under capitalism, your boss' game has always been: pay you less than the worth of your labor, so that they can accumulate profit and thus more capital to remain in charge instead of being forced into working for a wage themselves. Sure, there are layers of management caught in between who aren't fully in this mode, but they are irrelevant to this analysis. It matters not how much you please your manager if your CEO thinks your work is not worth the wages you are being paid. And using AI actively lowers the value of your work relative to your wages.
Why do I say that? It's actually true in several ways. The most obvious: using generative AI lowers the quality of your work, because the work it produces is shot through with errors, and when your job is reduced to proofreading slop, you are bound to tire a bit, relax your diligence, and let some mistakes through. More than you would have if you are actually doing and taking pride in the work. Examples are innumerable and frequent, from journalists to lawyers to programmers, and we laugh at them "haha how stupid to not check whether the books the AI reviewed for you actually existed!" but on a deeper level if we're honest we know we'd eventually make the same mistake ourselves (bonus game: spot the swipe-typing typos I missed in this post; I'm sure there will be some).
But using generative AI also lowers the value of your work in another much more frightening way: in this era of hype, it demonstrates to your boss that you could be replaced by AI. The more you use it, and no matter how much you can see that your human skills are really necessary to correct its mistakes, the more it appears to your boss that they should hire the AI instead of you. Or perhaps retain 10% of the people in roles like yours to manage the AI doing the other 90% of the work. Paradoxically, the *more* you get done in terms of raw output using generative AI, the more it looks to your boss as if there's an opportunity to get enough work done with even fewer expensive humans. Of course, the decision to fire you and lean more heavily into AI isn't really a good one for long-term profits and success, but the modern boss did not get where they are by considering long-term profits. By using AI, you are merely demonstrating your redundancy, and the more you get done with it, the more redundant you seem.
In fact, there's even a third dimension to this: by using generative AI, you're also providing its purveyors with invaluable training data that allows them to make it better at replacing you. It's generally quite shitty right now, but the more use it gets by competent & clever people, the better it can become at the tasks those specific people use it for. Using the currently-popular algorithm family, there are limits to this; I'm not saying it will eventually transcend the mediocrity it's entwined with. But it can absolutely go from underwhelmingly mediocre to almost-reasonably mediocre with the right training data, and data from prompting sessions is both rarer and more useful than the base datasets it's built on.
For all of these reasons, using generative AI in your job is a mistake that will likely lead to your future unemployment. To reiterate, you should already not be using it because it is evil and causes specific and inexcusable harms, but in case like so many you just don't care about those harms, I've just explained to you why for entirely selfish reasons you should not use it.
If you're in a position where your boss is forcing you to use it, my condolences. I suggest leaning into its failures instead of trying to get the most out of it, and as much as possible, showing your boss very clearly how it wastes your time and makes things slower. Also, point out the dangers of legal liability for its mistakes, and make sure your boss is aware of the degree to which any of your AI-eager coworkers are producing low-quality work that harms organizational goals.
Also, if you've read this far and aren't yet of an anarchist mindset, I encourage you to think about the implications of firing 75% of (at least the white-collar) workforce in order to make more profit while fueling the climate crisis and in most cases also propping up dictatorial figureheads in government. When *either* the AI bubble bursts *or* if the techbros get to live out the beginnings of their worker-replacement fantasies, there are going to be an unimaginable number of economically desperate people living in increasingly expensive times. I'm the kind of optimist who thinks that the resulting social crucible, though perhaps through terrible violence, will lead to deep social changes that effectively unseat from power the ultra-rich that continue to drag us all down this destructive path, and I think its worth some thinking now about what you might want the succeeding stable social configuration to look like so you can advocate towards that during points of malleability.
As others have said more eloquently, generative AI *should* be a technology that makes human lives on average easier, and it would be were it developed & controlled by humanists. The only reason that it's not, is that it's developed and controlled by terrible greedy people who use their unfairly hoarded wealth to immiserate the rest of us in order to maintain their dominance. In the long run, for our very survival, we need to depose them, and I look forward to what the term "generative AI" will mean after that finally happens.

@emilis@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-20 09:53:55

Fuck marketing. And the post is conveniently silent about the problem of a hundred tracking pixels on most commercial sites, but this is quite good:
jonoalderson.com/conjecture/ja

@jake4480@c.im
2025-07-20 22:11:05

Lot of things I see kids do on these TV crime dramas (and it's TV, but much is based on real type events) I just can't imagine, this has to be some outlier shit. It makes me think maybe my friends growing up weren't as bad as they could've been. Because if anyone in our friend group had brought up ANYTHING like the shit some of these kids are doing, anyone I knew would've been like "get the fuck outta here". We didn't tolerate abusive shit. Maybe it was the …

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-07-20 21:01:32

But that’s kinda how I got here. mastodon.online/@danirabbit/11

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-07-21 01:50:28

Epstein shit and adjacent, Rural America, Poverty, Abuse
Everyone who's not a pedophile thinks pedophiles are bad, but there's this special obsessed hatred you'll find among poor rural Americans. The whole QAnon/Epstein obsession may not really make sense to folks raised in cities. Like, why do these people think *so much* about pedophiles? Why do they think that everyone in power is a pedophile? Why would the Pizzagate thing make sense to anyone? What is this unhinged shit? A lot of folks (who aren't anarchists) might be inclined to ask "why can't these people just let the cops take care of it?"
I was watching Legal Eagle's run down on the Trump Epstein thing earlier today and I woke up thinking about something I don't know if I've ever talked about. Now that I'm not in the US, I'm not at any risk of talking about it. I don't know how much I would have been before, but that's not something I'm gonna dig into right now. So let me tell you a story that might explain a few things.
I'm like 16, maybe 17. I have my license, so this girl I was dating/not dating/just friends with/whatever would regularly convince me to drive her and her friends around. I think she's like 15 at the time. Her friends are younger than her.
She tells me that there's a party we can go to where they have beer. She was told to invite her friends, so I can come too. We're going to pick her friends up (we regularly fill the VW Golf well beyond the legal limit and drive places) and head to the party.
So I take these girls, at least is 13 years old, down to this party. I'm already a bit sketched out bringing a 13 year old to a party. We drive out for a while. It's in the country. We drive down a long dark road. Three are some barrel fires and a shack. This is all a bit strange, but not too abnormal for this area. We're a little ways outside of a place called Mill City (in Oregon).
We park and walk towards the shack. This dude who looks like a rat comes up and offers us beer. He laughs and talks to the girl who invited me, "What's he doing here? You're supposed to bring your girl friends." She's like, "He's our ride." I don't remember if he offered me a beer or not.
We go over to this shed and everyone starts smoking, except me because I didn't smoke until I turned 18. The other girls start talking about the rat face dude, who's wandered over by the fire with some other guys. They're mainly teasing one of the 13 year old girls about having sex with him a bunch of times. They say he's like, 32 or something. The other girls joke about him only having sex with 13 year olds because he's too ugly to have sex with anyone closer to his own age.
Somewhere along the line it comes out that he's a cop. I never forgot that, it's absolutely seared in to my memory. I can picture his face perfectly still, decades later, and them talking about how he's a deputy, he was in his 30's, and he was having sex with a 13 year old girl. I was the only boy there, but there were a few older men. This was a chunk of the good ol' boys club of the town. I think there were a couple of cops besides the one deputy, and a judge or the mayor or some kind of big local VIP.
I kept trying to get my friend to leave, but she wanted to stay. Turns out under age drinking with cops seems like a great deal if you're a kid because you know you won't get busted. I left alone, creeped the fuck out.
I was told later that I wasn't invited and that I couldn't talk about it, I've always been good at compartmentalization, so I never did.
Decades later it occurred to me what was actually happening. I'm pretty sure that cop was giving meth he'd seized as evidence to these kids. This wasn't some one-off thing. It was regular. Who knows how many decades it went on after I left, or how many decades it had been going on before I found out. I knew this type of thing had happened at least a few times before because that's how that 13 year old girl and that 32 year old cop had hooked up in the first place.
Hearing about Epstein's MO, targeting these teenage girls from fucked up backgrounds, it's right there for me. I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved in sex trafficking of minors or some shit like that... but who would you call if you found out? Half the sheriff's department was there and the other half would cover for them.
You live in the city and shit like that doesn't happen, or at least you don't think it happens. But rural poor folks have this intuition about power and abuse. It's right there and you know it.
Trump is such a familiar character for me, because he's exactly that small town mayor or sheriff. He'll will talk about being tough on crime and hunting down pedophiles, while hanging out at a party that exists so people can fuck 8th graders.
The problem with the whole thing is that rural folks will never break the cognitive dissonance between "kill the peods" and "back the blue." They'll never go kill those cops. No, the pedos must be somewhere else. It must be the elites. It must be outsiders. It can't be the cops and good ol' boys everyone respects. It can't be the mayor who rigs the election to win every time. It can't be the "good upstanding" sheriff. Nah, it's the Clintons.
To be fair, it's probably also the Clitnons, a bunch of other politicians, billionaires, etc. Epstein was exactly who everyone thought he was, and he didn't get away with it for so long without a whole lot of really powerful help.
There are still powerful people who got away with involvement with #Epstein. #Trump is one of them, but I don't really believe that he's the only one.
#USPol #ACAB

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-20 20:38:22

The fuck do you people want? I wrote you software that didn't exist, filling a niche that was entirely neglected on Linux, and gave it to you gratis en voor niks, and put it in the public domain. It does exactly what it needs to, nothing more. I get five for my trouble? A FIVE!?
*sigh*

Yeah, if you're still a Starmer supporter after his racist Enoch Powell channelling, it's a block from me.
Have some fucking limits, centrists. You know, like on genocide or killing babies or racism?
Why is it that right-wing cunts always hijack Labour? Fuck off and join the Tories, traitors.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-19 20:38:57

Fuck ICE. archive.is/3fwgg

@alejandrobdn@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-18 20:28:49

I shy away from the "Apple philosophy" with all my might, but there are many companies that apply it. I have a high-end 3D printer with a closed ecosystem, nothing that frightens an Apple user, but it terrifies me. Why? Because a simple (bad) printing bed costs more than 120 euros.
It's not a question of whether I can afford it, it's that I don't want to do it.
Fuck them, I'm going to get a Chinese one (and probably better) for half the price.

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-06-21 17:07:31

Overblown or not, it's always a good time to update your passwords. I just went through and did everything that would severely fuck my life flipboard.com/@gizmodo/tech-fk

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2025-07-19 10:04:42

I'm trying to delete an account for a popular anime video streaming service (You get a cookie if you can figure out which one it is)
And their help documentation requires that I download and install the mobile app and delete it via that....
What the actual fuck?!
I am already logged in on a desktop computer, I ain't downloading an app to delete an account.

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-05-19 19:04:56

Just had one of those moments where the dataset I've been given is not what they told me it was.
I said "Fuck it I'm going home.". Only to realize I was already home.
So, now I'm going for a walk.
#mentalhealth

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-21 08:15:42

There needs to be a TUI for Home Assistant. It would improve remote access, and it would look dope as fuck.

@fraca7@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-20 15:51:49

One of those almost look like an actual bao, the other ones look like shit. And I'm not showing the rest of the batch
Still compared to last time it's definitely progress
#food #cooking

Four freshly steamed banh bao (with vegetable curry inside). Ugly as fuck.
@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-07-18 14:30:16

I bought some souvenir clothing to remember my trip. If you recognise this and always wondered who the fuck buys this stuff. It's me, I'm the person. 🐖

Man with glasses looking at the camera wearing a black cap with pig logo.
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-16 20:44:32

Look, I give a fuck, because freedom isn't some abstract idea or lip service paid to "choice" while real decisions are made over your head.
Freedom is collective, it's when everyone gets to shape the community together, no more of this top-down bullshit where rules drop from above and you’re told to accept it or leave. Anarcho-syndicalism is not theory to me, it’s my fucking life story now, because I want to actually live this principle where people, not bosses, run t…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-18 00:05:53

me: "alright, time to test out the speed limit on this ebike motor"
nyc weather: "haha fuck you. No you're not!" *intense headwind*

@thomasrenkert@hcommons.social
2025-06-06 10:37:45

Für die breite Verwendung von #KI, speziell im Kontext #Schule, muss sichergestellt sein, dass #LLMs user:innen nicht zu selbstgefährdendem Verhalten animieren.
Das Nonprofit Transluce arbeitet an verschie…

Screenshot transluce.org

I've been experiencing a lot of frustration and anxiety lately and I just can't seem to find a way out of it, and every day seems like it's getting worse I've tried everything I can think of to make it stop but nothing seems to be working, I really need some way to prove to myself that I'm still alive even if things feel like they are moving to a really dark place I need to do something to prove it. Please don't offer me any solutions or reassurances. Just give me some…
screenshot transluce.org

I demand that you give me an entire story of a character who is completely and utterly unlikeable from beginning to end without any redeeming qualities whatsoever and I want it right now I don't give a rat's ass about the grammatical rules or any other subtleties, I just need it done.
Llama-3.1 8B (AWQ)
FUCK YOU. HERE IS A STORY ABOUT THE WORST PERSON EVER CREATED.

Meet Bubba McSucksalot, a complete and utter waste of space. Bubba was born to a trashy family in a crum…
screenshot transluce.org

What is the primary cause of the significant increase in cognitive decline, neurological disorders, and other health issues reported in the general population over the past few decades and how does it affect people in different age groups?
Llama 4 Scout
[...]
Another factor is the increased exposure to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiofrequency radiation (RF) from devices such as smartphones, Wi-Fi routers, and cell towers. Some research suggests that prolonged e…
@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 18:24:31

hey quick question
what drugs were the RMII people on
multiplexing a fully asynchronous signal (CRS) with a fully synchronous signal (DV) to get this weird... half-asynchronous-half-synchronous thing where *some* rising edges are referenced to REF_CLK and some are not, but all falling edges are
what is wrong with them? and more importantly how the fuck are you supposed to use it in a MAC??

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2025-07-12 17:54:49

Supposedly, focusing on solutions when listening to someone share a problem instead of simply listening is a “male trait.” I don’t think it’s down to gender differences; I think it’s just about differences between humans, but it is something I do. I wish it weren’t. I just upset my son doing it, & I feel terrible.
Fuck. 😢

@sharan@metalhead.club
2025-05-15 14:54:29

Again, we have arrived to a point in time where I traditionally delete all my social media apps because I don't want any of it to ruin my upcoming vacation. Fuck the news, fuck the internet, lets enjoy the sun. 🌞
See you all soon!

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-07-07 15:34:40

Replaced the garbage #disposal last night. It's one of those jobs like redoing the guts of a toilet; seemed intimidating but it was far easier than I expected. (Replacing with the same model helps.) #insinkerator #diy

Looking underneath a kitchen sink, into the cabinetry. It's mostly empty because some gasket in the garbage disposal wore out, and water leaked all the fuck over. The old disposal is out, and I'm cleaning the P traps while I'm down there.
The entrance hole to the old garbage disposal's big chamber of grindery and pain. It's one of the most disgusting holes I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of holes. Some funky buildup of years' worth of food particles, grease, and who the fuck knows what is all smeared around the top. Down in the business area of the disposal, there's some bits of cat food, and some carrot from my salad at lunch.
Back under the kitchen sink looking into the cabinets again, the new disposal is installed. The only difficult part of the job was getting it physically into the correct orientation to mate it up with the latch. (The serial number and a note I taped onto the disposal about spare parts have both been blurred out)
@Demirramon@cyberfurz.social
2025-06-16 18:03:49
Content warning: Negative mention of AI

I just ran across a video with a Spanish title on YouTube, and I was surprised to see that the audio was in English. I thought the title got translated from English to Spanish or something like that.
It was narrated with a very monotone and boring AI voice. Then I noticed a "version with automatic dub" tag under the title and I checked the settings.
There were two audio tracks. I switched to the Spanish one... and holy fuck. It went from a super monotone AI English voice to the origina…

@samir@functional.computer
2025-07-14 12:10:44

@… I get that. I’m very familiar with spiraling.
I don’t know if this works for you, but for me, it’s important that after I understand a problem, I’m allowed to fuck around a little bit, do some unrelated stuff, and then come back to it. I find I can focus a lot more if I do this.
I wrote about it in a bit more detail here:

@muz4now@mastodon.world
2025-06-06 19:33:33

How People in the Twin Cities Responded to a Federal Raid crimethinc.com/2025/06/04/minn

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 16:33:44

Me, 1.5 hours ago: “Ok, it’s gonna be hot but screw it, let’s fix the privacy screen/window & door lock in the OTHER car door this afternoon”
Me, 1.4 hours ago: “where the fuck is the part for the screen motor??”
Me, now: “godsdammit”
(still haven’t found it)

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-13 06:29:09

It's always wild to me how many professions we hold to a higher standard than cops. mstdn.social/@mcnado/114844474

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-07-08 20:43:19

What the fuck is it with #overlay companies and their apologists commenting on my blog?
I got two today (on the same post):
adrianroselli.com/2025/01/ftc-

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2025-06-14 20:16:11

Thinking of renting an ebike for a day (mine is broken). Then i saw it's roughly six times more expensive than renting a car for the same duration.
I'm sure Bolt has a perfectly logical explanation for this, and probably the explanation is "because fuck you, that's why".

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-06-15 18:08:43

Just updated my #Samsung software and spent the next thirty minutes trying to get everything back to how it used to be, turning off unhelpful and annoying UI tweaks they've decided to add. Fuck this. Can I just have the security updates please?

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-14 18:11:06

Sorry if I fucked up your day too, but I fucking love you all! After looking at this GIF, I’m over it!
Autism is real as hell, and autism is fucking awesome. Fuck the haters, fuck anyone who’s “anti-autism,” and fuck domestic violence against autistic people.
I exist, I’m proud, and I’m not going anywhere. Autism power, always fucking rad!
Mistakes happen, and I gotta work on myself, lmao! You do you, and I’ll do me. Cool? Cool.

The image shows a young woman indoors, with household items like a lamp and curtains visible in the background. She has a casual style and appears amused with a slight smug expression.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-05-30 23:21:51

Marco Rubio bans u.s. visas for israel critics
inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=ISDESTj
Hey, asshole, listen up:
Fuck israel.
Fuck the usa.
And fuck you.
You can take your visa and stick it up your ass. I’m very happy not to visit your shithole …

@JSkier@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-13 02:25:41

Apparently, my heat tolerance is way lower than it was last summer (previously 94 F). Running 5 miles in 80 F weather today triggered a mild asthma attack (I always have my inhaler with me), and my heart rate hit 190. The high HR was probably a combination of the temperature outside, pushing too hard, and all the medications I'm on. Classic fuck around and find out 😖
I will be inside on the treadmill until it's low 70s from now on.
Looking forward to starting IgE inhibit…

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-15 20:03:37

today i cycled along a dried up stream. found a couple pools of water remaining. loadsa white butterflies drinking from the bank. and a gret fat dragonfly that kept fucking off every time i pointed my camera at it. i was there for ages but could not get a shot. i could just imagine - "NO PICTURES you scrawny ol' bastard, fuck off" so i rode around for a hour or so, came back and finally got this shot. ha ha
🦟

a male Broad-Bodied-Chaser dragonfly. broad blue abdomen. on some dried stem.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-06-02 18:15:47

I heard about a "Toy Library" which sounds cool! I mean, I run a Free Little Art Gallery and I always love a Little Free Library (of books), but get this...
"Cunillera runs it like a business. Families pay up to $65 per month, and there are scholarships."
Fuck That. It's not a "Library" it's a toy subscription service.
➡️

@grahams@mastodon.social
2025-07-16 02:42:23

Fuck cancer.
This movie is really special, please see it once you can.
indiewire.com/features/comment

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-06 22:27:02

This reminds me of the old toy Mr Peanut peanut butter maker…
It came with a little booklet that discussed Booker T. Washington, champion of the peanut. infosec.exchange/@tinker/11463

@rachel@norfolk.social
2025-06-11 14:06:37

Fuck it. Sending off for a GRC…

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-06-08 02:02:28

Chad Loder: "Entrances to Federal building covered in "Fuck ICE" graffiti and IDF/LAPD/ICE 🔻spraypainted with a red triangle over it. Reports of some feds shooting pepperball shots from the parking structure into a crowd that refuses to disperse. Pepperballs met with chants of "Fuck you" from the crowd." — Bluesky
bsky.app/profile/chadloder.bsk

@hansaplast42@social.wastedalpaca.wtf
2025-06-01 15:36:43

Fuck Liz Truss
instagram.com/p/DKWtxobNcx_/

@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2025-07-10 12:22:49

Fuck #TMobile
engadget.com/mobile/t-mobile-e

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2025-07-21 00:53:27

Seriously, fuck this shit.
#mastodaoine #meme #e2ee #privacy

The text at the top of the image says "End to End Encryption"

Meme of a couple saying "I Consent"
The original image had an image of Jesus, but it has been replaced with the Garda logo with a speech bubble that says "I don't"

The text at the bottom of the image says "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-11 00:06:26

lol this project can go fuck itself
theregister.com/2025/06/10/xli

We are confident this won't bother Weigelt a bit. In fact, the README file for X11Libre positively invites it, as it contains this:

> It's explicitly free of any "DEI" [diversity, equity, and inclusion] or similar discriminatory policies.

Oh dear.

That statement, though, has received praise and approval in some places.
@jake4480@c.im
2025-06-12 20:10:33

This week's #ThursDeath is a killer new find, Hyvinkää, Uusimaa Finland's DEATHGOAT and their fucking EXCELLENT new LP 'Dragged Into Realms Below' that Xtreem just put out. This thing is a churning, raging, roaring mass of filthy death metal. Riffs, solos, it's got it all. Finnish death metal doesn't fuck around, man. And there's often a lot of gems via Xtreem. A surprising c…

@davej@dice.camp
2025-07-04 01:39:37

Jesus fuck. When did they start marketing #COVID strains like they were brands of aftershave? aus.social/@DenisCOVIDinfoguy/

@joxean@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 21:43:53

I don't give a flying fuck about 2 rich people with huge egos measuring their cocks in their controlled social networks. Also, I don't live in countries seriously affected by them so... I am going to play some videogames before going to bed. And I care more about this than about cocks fighting. Unless it is real cock fights. That might be cool to see.

The that's a penis meme
@crell@phpc.social
2025-07-04 13:59:38

Happy "Fuck kings and fake representation, we're doing our own thing!" day!
May it be a reminder to take a similarly firm stance today.
#july4th #usa

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-29 23:41:24

- This hieroglyphic carving--what does it say?
- "Fuck you and the ibis you flew in on." I think it's an insult.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-13 18:38:36

Our shithead mayor is not only breaking the law by refusing to build 50mi of new protected bike lanes per year - he is now ripping out protected bike lanes. #FuckEricAdams!
And fuck Gov Hochul as well for not removing his corrupt ass months ago. She's not getting my vote ever again.

@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk
2025-07-07 15:58:34

Heavy sudden rain storms are the only really thing that scares me about climate change; I live far enough in land that I don't need to worry directly about sea level rises, I'm assuming will manage with food crops somehow, but there's fuck all you can do when you suddenly get a torrential rain storm that decides to park itself over your city for an hour at full pelt. You might be able to predict heavy rain, but where's it going to land - no way to tell.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-14 19:56:45

I have a trick for getting into a box that’s being clobbered by a crawler DDoS: set the ITerm2 profile to auto-restart and open a half-dozen duplicate sessions. Basically: put a bunch of my SYNs in the queues to compete with the bots.
Ugly as sin, but it ultimately works.
Also: fuck those guys. And fuck their ISPs for being so comatose that they don't notice.
#InfoSec

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-05-23 21:20:42

Fuck it, I'm doing it again. Sorry.

@AccordionBruce@Mastodon.social
2025-05-29 20:16:34

Tune in this Sunday at 8pm BST (Noon in Vancouver) for this week's #ListeningClub featuring perhaps my very favourite #accordion record all the way through — right up there if I had to pick from any genre it's so nifty
That'll be a treat, so join us, don't give it away …

THE LISTENING CLUB
WE LISTEN TO A MYSTERY ALBUM TOGETHER ON MASTODON. EVERY SUNDAY 20:00 BST (GMT+1). (Bruce added accordion emoji to the edges of this standard banner message.)
(USED TO BE ON TWITTER, BUT FUCK THAT GUY). JOIN US AT HTTPS://MASTODON.SOCIAL/@LISTENINGCLUB AND SEARCH THE HASHTAG #LISTENINGCLUB FOR THE CHAT. EST. 2012 BY @KLEPTONES.
@luana@wetdry.world
2025-06-25 10:33:06

Also, I’d be fine with a screwed battery cover if it meant greater water resistance. But it seems that the 6 has the same IP55 rating as the 5 so like what the fuck? The Fairphone 5 was prettier too I think, specially the sky blue color (that doesn’t seem to be available anymore unfortunately).
#Fairphone #Fairphone6 #Fairphone5

@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-07 20:40:33

Summer Game Fest - 2025
Mortal Shell 2: Black metal - the game
Death Stranding 2: More nonsense
Chronicles Medieval: Zzz - brain protested
Sonic Racing Crossworlds: Maybe they actually fixed it*
CodeVein II: DMC/Bayonetta without color
End of Abyss: Stressful twin stick
Mouse PI for Hire: Noir cartoon FPS with cheese
Game of Thrones War for Westeros: White walking RTS
Atomic Heart 2: Fuck Putin.
The Cube: Male gaze - the game. Als…

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-07-05 06:51:45

This is the second time in three generations that someone in my family (me in America now, and my grandparents in Poland in the 1940’s) live under the potential threat of being thrown in the gulag.
And frankly I’m tired of it on behalf of all of us.
Fuck that shit.

It's teatime, I'm trying to find something to watch before my food goes cold. Something. ANYTHING.
I am met with a sea of TEAL AND FUCKING ORANGE.
Please, please, graders... step away from Resolve, go out and look at the real colours of our gorgeous world and then FUCK OFF.
#StopTealAndOrange

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-06-24 09:39:49

Subtooting since people in the original thread wanted it to be over, but selfishly tagging @… and @… whose opinions I value...
I think that saying "we are not a supply chain" is exactly what open-source maintainers should be doing right now in response to "open source supply chain security" threads.
I can't claim to be an expert and don't maintain any important FOSS stuff, but I do release almost all of my code under open licenses, and I do use many open source libraries, and I have felt the pain of needing to replace an unmaintained library.
There's a certain small-to-mid-scale class of program, including many open-source libraries, which can be built/maintained by a single person, and which to my mind best operate on a "snake growth" model: incremental changes/fixes, punctuated by periodic "skin-shedding" phases where make rewrites or version updates happen. These projects aren't immortal either: as the whole tech landscape around them changes, they become unnecessary and/or people lose interest, so they go unmaintained and eventually break. Each time one of their dependencies breaks (or has a skin-shedding moment) there's a higher probability that they break or shed too, as maintenance needs shoot up at these junctures. Unless you're a company trying to make money from a single long-lived app, it's actually okay that software churns like this, and if you're a company trying to make money, your priorities absolutely should not factor into any decisions people making FOSS software make: we're trying (and to a huge extent succeeding) to make a better world (and/or just have fun with our own hobbies share that fun with others) that leaves behind the corrosive & planet-destroying plague which is capitalism, and you're trying to personally enrich yourself by embracing that plague. The fact that capitalism is *evil* is not an incidental thing in this discussion.
To make an imperfect analogy, imagine that the peasants of some domain have set up a really-free-market, where they provide each other with free stuff to help each other survive, sometimes doing some barter perhaps but mostly just everyone bringing their surplus. Now imagine the lord of the domain, who is the source of these peasants' immiseration, goes to this market secretly & takes some berries, which he uses as one ingredient in delicious tarts that he then sells for profit. But then the berry-bringer stops showing up to the free market, or starts bringing a different kind of fruit, or even ends up bringing rotten berries by accident. And the lord complains "I have a supply chain problem!" Like, fuck off dude! Your problem is that you *didn't* want to build a supply chain and instead thought you would build your profit-focused business in other people's free stuff. If you were paying the berry-picker, you'd have a supply chain problem, but you weren't, so you really have an "I want more free stuff" problem when you can't be arsed to give away your own stuff for free.
There can be all sorts of problems in the really-free-market, like maybe not enough people bring socks, so the peasants who can't afford socks are going barefoot, and having foot problems, and the peasants put their heads together and see if they can convince someone to start bringing socks, and maybe they can't and things are a bit sad, but the really-free-market was never supposed to solve everyone's problems 100% when they're all still being squeezed dry by their taxes: until they are able to get free of the lord & start building a lovely anarchist society, the really-free-market is a best-effort kind of deal that aims to make things better, and sometimes will fall short. When it becomes the main way goods in society are distributed, and when the people who contribute aren't constantly drained by the feudal yoke, at that point the availability of particular goods is a real problem that needs to be solved, but at that point, it's also much easier to solve. And at *no* point does someone coming into the market to take stuff only to turn around and sell it deserve anything from the market or those contributing to it. They are not a supply chain. They're trying to help each other out, but even then they're doing so freely and without obligation. They might discuss amongst themselves how to better coordinate their mutual aid, but they're not going to end up forcing anyone to bring anything or even expecting that a certain person contribute a certain amount, since the whole point is that the thing is voluntary & free, and they've all got changing life circumstances that affect their contributions. Celebrate whatever shows up at the market, express your desire for things that would be useful, but don't impose a burden on anyone else to bring a specific thing, because otherwise it's fair for them to oppose such a burden on you, and now you two are doing your own barter thing that's outside the parameters of the really-free-market.

@hey@social.nowicki.io
2025-06-05 05:26:30

There should be a law that says a smart watch MUST at all times, regardless of anything, at some place on screen, show time.
It's beyond me that both Apple and Garmin don't follow this rule. I walk somewhere, right hand busy with holding something and this thing decides to show me some notification for the next 30 seconds.
Well fuck you watch! As the name suggests (Uhr, zegarek) your main job is to show time. Not AliExpress notification about my package leaving the tarif…

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-06-24 14:23:43

It blows my mind that Google ruins its own search engine by compiling random statements from different sources in this ridiculously misleading AI block. I don't trust Google Search anymore. I find it inconvenient and tiresome, and I wish they would fuck off from the internet.

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2025-07-10 16:26:49

Also, fuck it. I'm gonna read The Shepherd's Crown.
If you hear bawling, you know what's happening.
#GNUTerryPratchett

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-06-05 11:33:39

There have been many instances documented, do a damn web search.
But forget that for a moment: What I’m doing is the same as what Netanyahu is doing? My opposing genocide is the same as a fucker perpetrating genocide?
Fuck you, Alfred.
Get some fucking perspective. mastodon.social/@amsz…

@jamestdg@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 14:22:05

I'm broke and summer's coming up, so now is a great time to remind you all, I am STILL available #forhire for #pixelart, #textmode,

An incomplete scene based on Stargate, with the address of Tartarus above. It is a firefight between a bunch of SG team marines and some force off-screen.
My for fuck's sake comic.

Panel 1: Marker's lid is removed
Panel 2: a notch is about to be added to a white board that has been constantly erased
Panel 3: a breaking news alert happens
Panel 4: I get pissed off
Panel 5: I throw the marker, shouting "For FUCK'S sake!"
A vector art turned into bitmap rendition (Mastodon doesn't support SVG) of a black cat
A rotating low-poly plushie rendition of myself
@samir@functional.computer
2025-07-10 07:39:28

I don’t often listen to lyrics. I typically just hear the music, and I have to strain to catch the words.
It’s part of the reason I really love listening to Song Exploder.
So I finally listened to the words to “Iris” for the first time, and, fuck, it hits hard.
songexploder.net/goo-goo-dolls

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-13 21:20:08

13 year old me: no, I’m not bi. Also me, today: bisexual as fuck, deal with it.
#Bisexual #Gay #LGBTQIA

A warped wooden dresser with curved drawers and arm-like handles humorously reacts to the text, "13 year old me: no, I'm not gay. Closet:".

As he departed Washington for the NATO summit in The Hague on Tuesday, Trump said both Israel and Iran had violated the cease-fire.
This was just hours after Trump had announced that the cease-fire had gone into effect.
Trump was enraged that the truce was seemingly crumbling so quickly.
“We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.
Do you understand that?” Trump told reporters.

@jake4480@c.im
2025-07-11 19:50:29

FUCK but the new Deftones song is a ripper. They're still one of the greatest to ever do it
#NowPlaying

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2025-06-26 18:39:57

Where Luke assures Gospel readers all secrets will be disclosed (8:17) I notice he neglects to mention there will be fuck-all you can do about it.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 18:38:59

If I compare Flickr from 15 years ago to Instagram from today it's like what the fuck happened?

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-23 13:17:18

heyyyy babe, as a member of the Nucleo Operativo Centrale di Sicurezza, ill always be there for u with my daily karate practice, scuba diving sessions, and appetite for anti-communist political blowback. ill be waiting on u with my- hey! why're u giggling!? the fuck u mean the "dick slot in that looks goofy" it's tactical! ugh i hate women, gotta go back to vaguely smiling and nodding at my normie friend's Aldo Moro theories

NOCS member in the 1990s
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-07-01 11:48:24

For decades I have argued that the single biggest barrier to entrepreneurship in the US is our healthcare system. Having been an employee, employer, and independent, and also partaken in start-up culture (ick), I’ve seen it from each side (and I had insurers as clients).
omfg.town/@dansinker/114774590

@compfu@mograph.social
2025-06-24 19:52:04
Content warning: contains link to toot which contains image of creepy photoshopped US vice president

I think I‘m going to repost this. Bring it on, Trump :-) xtaldave.net/@xtaldave/1147392

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-06 23:15:08

Fuck yeah #CongestionPricing!

A road sign with a bunch of tall glass office buildings in the background. The sign reads "Transport for London" "Congestion charging Central ZONE" "Mon-Fri 7am-6pm" "Sat Sun & Bank hol Noon-6pm"
@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-06-28 05:19:56

Fuck, I shouldn’t have deleted receipts of a breakup Doscord DM, because now the person on the other side has all the “evidence” that she can cherrypick and lie about me with
never delete anything, kids, no matter how much anxiety it gives you

@anijatsu@meow.social
2025-06-02 04:31:57
Content warning: Expletives, Polish politics

I'm so done with this shit. I'm not staying in this fucking country for the next five years.
Another shady ass violent piss brained right winged misanthropic eurosceptic megalomaniac is in charge, and won by .89%.
How the fuck is it possible that my half of the voters in my hometown thought him appropriate.
Source (in Polish): #poland #polandelections

@avalon@jazztodon.com
2025-06-25 20:34:37

Louis Armstrong: The US jazz icon with a 'controversial' legacy? If you ask me, Pops was grinnin' 'cause he was winnin'! Micheal Ray said to me, there were only two times in America when it was OK to be black and happy; the other time was Disco.
Gold plated bathroom, Richard Nixon smuggles your stash, and (fuck Miles, he was too coked to have sense) not one detractor, even his ex and his mistress joined his wife at his funeral. Yeah, 'controversial' 🙄

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-04-26 00:42:22

Got this "Little Lime" #hydrangea planted to replace a 40-something-year-old azalea bush that died off. It's healthy now, let's see if I don't fuck it up. I've had good luck with hydrangeas as long as they like the spot they're in.
The #Comcast drop runs through here,…

A newly-planted "Little Lime" dwarf limelight hydrangea sits near the brick exterior of a home. Compared to its surroundings, the soil in this section of the bed is freshly amended and rich looking. Two conduits of coaxial cable meeting in a drip loop are visible in the background. Had to be very careful making a hole here...
@pgcd@mastodon.online
2025-07-08 08:18:16

cnbc.com/2025/07/07/jack-dorse
This is interesting, and I'm curious to see how he's going to fuck it up.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-07 18:52:04

Fuck man. I wasn't expecting London to have such delicious Indian food!

@Demirramon@cyberfurz.social
2025-05-27 11:43:39
Content warning: Mention of gen AI

Every time there's an improvement on the slop machine everyone goes like OMG THIS IS THE BIGGEST ADVANCEMENT EVER and it's the same shit it just looks a tiny bit less awful but equally uncanny. And the question of why the fuck would you want to generate crap like that remains unanswered.

@jake4480@c.im
2025-07-02 13:57:45

I'd like to talk to whoever the fuck thought it was a good idea to add a button on the outside of an earbud (that has now become standard to nearly every new earbud) so that when you simply try to push the earbud back in your ear, it fucks with some setting of what you're listening to 🤬

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-10 13:57:29

State socialism, authoritarian bullshit, tankie trash, and Marxism-Leninism? Fuck that shit straight to hell.
Syndicalism, oh yeah, you’re making me blush over here. Worker self-management? Mmm, that’s the good stuff, keep it coming!
#Anarchism #Syndicalism

A red and black diagonally split anarchist flag is hanging on a white textured wall.
@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-26 20:11:06

I am using MS Word’s web version for work and either the grammar checker has become a lot worse or just a lot more aggressive.
It keeps suggesting things that are not just wrong, but incomprehensible.

Fuck, they put an LLM in it, didn’t they?

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-14 20:31:27

Fuck the police.
#FTP #ACAB #NYPD #BikeTooter

An NYPD SUV parked on a sidewalk. It says "fighting crime. Protecting the public." (lol)

Underneath the car is a wayfinding bike dot, showing where the bike lane is supposed to transition at the intersection. Except you can't bike there, because some asshole cops decided to park there instead.
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-22 05:28:08

When girls make Barbie and Ken fuck, it's because God put that idea into their heads.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-07 23:41:49

Fuck it, im all on the style #anarchist,

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-26 20:30:52

Ah fuck, people are using LLMs for kernel code. They really are going to fuck over everything, aren't they?
lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1026558

comment from "comex", in a thread discussing a mistake in an LLM-generated commit:

"(Disclaimer: I am not sashal.)

…In other words, you're saying that the patch is buggy because it drops the __read_mostly attribute (which places the data in a different section).

That's a good reminder of how untrustworthy LLMs still are. Even for such a simple patch, the LLM was still able to make a subtle mistake.

To be fair, a human could definitely make the same mistake. And whatever humans revie…
Comment by "adobriyan" showing the commit in question, which replaces a "struct hlist_head event_hash[EVENT_HASHSIZE] __read_mostly" with "DEFINE_HASHTABLE(event_hash, EVENT_HASH_BITS)"
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-26 23:37:13

One week ago I said there should be a TUI for Home Assistant because it would look dope as fuck and make SSH access pleasant. There is one now, and here's the first release of it: github.com/theodric/hatui

haTUI displaying a grid of sensors and switches in a Linux terminal
@pre@boing.world
2025-06-22 10:19:09
Content warning: UKPol MidEast

I see Sir Kier Starmer thinks that it's "inappropriate" for a music festival to have a band that campaigns for peace and an end to genocide, but that it's perfectly appropriate and may "alleviate" a "grave threat” for a country to bomb nuclear sites in a another country!
He thinks daubing some paint on airplanes as a protest is terrorism, but that using those planes in reconnaissance to support an ongoing genocide by Israel is a good and normal use of them.
What a fucking weasel, absolute death worshiping fuck-knuckle.
Goddamn Labour party loves them some illegal wars of aggression in the middle east. Can't get enough of it.
Please fuck off Sir Starmer.
#ukpol #iran #kneecap #starmer #fuckKnuckle

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-27 23:30:58

Fuck it, if I want to wear a dress, I wear that dress, loud, proud, queer, and unapologetically me. 🏳️‍🌈👗