Tootfinder

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/nov/02/corporate-responses-data-leaks-protecting-brands-not-consumers
The Guardian used “getting screwed” in a headline.
Knee-jerk corporate responses to data leaks p…

Knee-jerk corporate responses to data leaks protect brands like Qantas — but consumers are getting screwed
When courts ban people from accessing leaked data – as happened after the recent Qantas data breach – only hackers and scammers win

Russia's disrespect of Trump 'makes Putin look like a jerk,' JD Vance's soldier cousin says: https://benborges.xyz/2025/10/01/russias-disrespect-of-trump-makes.html

Good reminder that, like any community, the opinion of one member should probably not be extrapolated to be that of the group:
https://tweesecake.social/@pixelate/115124657274396868
Skills, experience, comfort, etc. are as varied as in the larger population.

This is really the best answer to “why are they doing this” I’ve seen
(Selfies with war criminals for the billionaire circle-jerk group chat)
https://bsky.app/profile/danabra.mov/post/3m22hqkpjj22k

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheHueyShow
Jerk:
🎵 Stealthy, She Moves!
#Jerk
https://jerkmakesmusic.bandcamp.com/track/stealthy-she-moves
https://open.spotify.com/track/4v39bcoQPaZLkAEYNZSbVE

Purring like a maniac as he sticks his paw into my dinner bowl. What a jerk!

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Expansions
Hodge:
🎵 Trent (Knee Jerk Mix)
#Hodge
https://hodgebristol.bandcamp.com/track/hodge-trent-knee-jerk-mix
https://open.spotify.com/track/0g0SocdFIml7gacZB4X0DY

Jerky chiral active particles
Stephy Jose, Hartmut L\"owen
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.18180 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2508.18180

Jerky chiral active particles
We introduce jerky chiral active Brownian particles (jcABPs), a generalization of conventional chiral active Brownian particles (cABPs) subjected to jerk, the time derivative of acceleration, and analytically derive their mean displacement and mean squared displacement (MSD). Our results show that jerk induces anomalous fluctuations and oscillatory behavior on the standard circular swimming of chiral active particles. The interplay of jerk, chirality and persistence produces a family of mean tr…

'Our research suggests large language models exhibit parahuman responses to persuasion techniques, despite not being human. This suggests that social scientists have a valuable role to play in understanding AI behavior.' https://gail.wharton.upenn.edu/researc

Call Me A Jerk: Persuading AI to Comply with Objectionable Requests

You may wrap a racist jerk in religious garments and some people may be impressed, but you still have a racist jerk.

Darth #Trump nennt Migranten, die nach Europa kommen #Aliens. - What a jerk 🤢

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Kelis:
🎵 Jerk Ribs
#NowPlaying #Kelis
https://beatniktv.bandcamp.com/track/kelis-jerk-ribs-beatnik-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/1E0Cw35L2iRgCn0aB2tc8z

I logged into LinkedIn for I think the first time this month to share my bunghoLLM post about Atlass, and I had a *lot* of connection requests from folks I’ve never met who are in Colorado.
Did I get name-dropped somewhere in that state, like as a mandatory “connect with this jerk or else” thing?

Theory space and stability analysis of General Relativistic cosmological solutions in modified gravity
Saikat Chakraborty, Piyabut Burikham
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.15762 http…

Theory space and stability analysis of General Relativistic cosmological solutions in modified gravity
Some aspects of two General Relativistic cosmological solutions, an exact $Λ$CDM-like cosmological solution $j=1$ ($j$ is cosmographic jerk parameter), and a specifically designed toy cosmological solution $j=1+3\varepsilon(q-1/2)$ ($q$ is cosmographic deceleration parameter, $0<|\varepsilon|<1$) that is capable of accommodating a phantom crossing scenario as suggested by DESI DR2, are studied within the context of $f(R)$ gravity, by portraying them as a \emph{flow} in the 2-dimensio…

Is Phantom Barrier Crossing Inevitable? A Cosmographic Analysis
Nandan Roy, Soumya Chakrabarti
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.13740 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2508.…

Is Phantom Barrier Crossing Inevitable? A Cosmographic Analysis
We investigate the evolution of dark energy using a model-independent framework based on the cosmographic approach. The main objective of this work is to construct a dynamical dark energy model directly from the kinematic equations of the cosmographic parameters, rather than adopting any arbitrary parametrization of the cosmological parameters. We employ the differential equation for the jerk parameter and map it to an anharmonic oscillator equation. From this, we derive an analytical expressio…

"herd" or "circle jerk" are the only correct options. I will not be taking any further questions.
https://mastodon.social/@Mastodon/115337663631274105

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Caesars:
🎵 Jerk It Out
#Caesars
https://mosmoz.bandcamp.com/track/caesars-jerk-it-out-mosmoz-happy-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/5XMjXjwCkJVmk0AHm7z8IV

#Trump is what we in Sweden call a "Tölp". So are most members of his... regime.
"Tölp" translates to: #fool, #oaf,

Covariant cosmography in the presence of local structures: comparing exact solutions and perturbation theory
Maharshi Sarma, Christian Marinoni, Basheer Kalbouneh, Chris Clarkson, Roy Maartens
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.03517

Covariant cosmography in the presence of local structures: comparing exact solutions and perturbation theory
Recent observational evidence of axially symmetric anisotropies in the local cosmic expansion rate motivates an investigation of whether they can be accounted for within the Lemaître-Tolman-Bondi (LTB) framework with an off-center observer. Within this setting, we compute the exact relativistic luminosity distance via the Sachs equation and compare it with the approximate expression obtained from the covariant cosmographic approach (including Hubble, deceleration, jerk and curvature parameters…