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@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-11-18 21:47:35

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. COME. ON.
We literally don't deserve to survive this extinction level event we're making for ourselves.
#crypto #cryptocurrency

A facebook ad (I know) for "Heatbit". 

Heatbit is an indoor space heater... where the space head is produced from a buit in ASIC (special math GPU) for calculating bitcoin hashes, or mining.
@marcel@waldvogel.family
2025-12-15 16:34:23

"the billionaire businessman Vincent Bolloré, one of #Sarkozy’s longtime patrons and the owner of Fayard, publisher of “Le Journal d’un Prisonnier,” has been doing his most to propel the far right to victory."
"Twenty days behind bars, and not long before France may very well have a far-right head of state for the first time in nearly a century. "

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-14 18:11:42

"...detailed how the company would use AI to speed up licensing. In [Microsoft’s] conception, existing nuclear licensing documents and data about nuclear sites data would be used to train an LLM that’s then used to generate documents to speed up the process."
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
404media.co/power-companies-ar

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-12-13 15:55:56

Jesus fucking christ.
hey.paris/posts/appleid/

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-15 08:35:12

jesus christ i forgot how debilitatingly addictive ck3 is lol

theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01 13:41:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

@portaloffreedom@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-11 12:47:46

894
Jesus Christian Christ

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-19 06:53:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Elizabeth Poston, Nigel Short & Tenebrae:
🎵 Jesus Christ the Apple Tree
#ElizabethPoston #NigelShort #Tenebrae #newRelease 🆕 album
open.spotify.com/track/6fvDVa5

@zudn@theres.life
2025-11-09 00:36:38

Father of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ --
You deserve all praise, honor, and glory.
We thank you for so many precious and wonderful gifts.
We ask for power and knowledge to do your will.
Make us sensitive to what displeases you.
Forgive us our many stumbles and keep us from temptation.
Jesus is Lord.
Amen.
#prayers

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-11 18:53:59

Here’s another article on this. Essentially schools are teaching children to guess words, not to read them.
Jesus fucking Christ.
fivefromfive.com.au/phonics-te

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-08 20:09:42
Content warning: uspol

Jesus
Fucking
Christ

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-28 13:55:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-11-22 02:45:56

11 things GROK says Musk is better at than anyone.
gizmodo.com/11-things-grok-say

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-10-20 02:30:33

George Santos defends commutation: 'If President Trump had pardoned Jesus Christ off the cross, he would have had critics' (Dana Bash/CNN)
cnn.com/2025/10/19/politics/vi
memeorandum.com/251019/p69#a25

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 13:42:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ClassicalLive
Elizabeth Poston, Choir of St John’s College, Cambridge & Christopher Gray:
🎵 Jesus Christ The Apple Tree - Trad.
#ElizabethPoston #ChoirofStJohnsCollege #Cambridge
open.spotify.com/track/40B8T4u

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-11-21 23:00:13

I posted a friendly question to folks on an AI coding subreddit along with my own answer, and jesus christ #AI coders can *looks suspiciously in mirror* be some real dipshits

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-21 16:41:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
The Modern Jazz Quartet:
🎵 Jesus Christ Superstar (feat. Paul Desmond)
#TheModernJazzQuartet
open.spotify.com/track/1GJiLpL

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-03 11:54:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #EssentialClassics
Elizabeth Poston, Choir of St John’s College, Cambridge & Andrew Nethsingha:
🎵 Jesus Christ the Apple Tree
#ElizabethPoston #ChoirofStJohnsCollege #Cambridge #AndrewNethsingha

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-30 08:27:58

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #CarolsAcrossTheCountryASeasonalJourney
Elizabeth Poston, Belfast Cathedral Choir & Matthew Owens:
🎵 Jesus Christ the apple tree
#ElizabethPoston #BelfastCathedralChoir #MatthewOwens
open.spotify.com/track/1FrAvE6

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-30 08:16:55

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #CarolsAcrossTheCountryASeasonalJourney
Elizabeth Poston, Belfast Cathedral Choir & Matthew Owens:
🎵 Jesus Christ the apple tree
#ElizabethPoston #BelfastCathedralChoir #MatthewOwens
open.spotify.com/track/1FrAvE6