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I can’t help you.
Advice is overrated.
Coaching and influencing? Good luck.
The only thing I know:
Jesus Christ saves forever
those who follow him
and obey his will.
That’s all.
#true

This👇needs to be remembered. https://substack.com/@johncleese/note/c-125827219?r=e7vv

John Cleese on Substack
Steve Bannon illustrates the key point we made in ‘The Life of Brian’ - that people makes what they like of religious teaching Matthew 26,52 And then Jesus said unto him ‘Put your sword back into its place, for those who take the sword will perish by the sword” Steve Bannon has rewritten this as “Live by the sword, die by the sword” as though it was a command. I prefer Jesus’s warning of the consequences of violence Only a MAGA Christian could believe that Christ was inciti…

This👇needs to be remembered. https://substack.com/@johncleese/note/c-125827219?r=e7vv

John Cleese on Substack
Steve Bannon illustrates the key point we made in ‘The Life of Brian’ - that people makes what they like of religious teaching Matthew 26,52 And then Jesus said unto him ‘Put your sword back into its place, for those who take the sword will perish by the sword” Steve Bannon has rewritten this as “Live by the sword, die by the sword” as though it was a command. I prefer Jesus’s warning of the consequences of violence Only a MAGA Christian could believe that Christ was inciti…

„Right now, if you wanted to, you could place a bet that Jesus Christ will not return this year, and earn over $13,000 if you’re right.”
https://ericneyman.wordpress.com/2025/03/24/will-jesus-christ-return-in-an-election-year/

Hey Irish banks hows it goin?

- Girls, I've got some big news. We're moving to Portland.
- Mom, oh my God! We love you so much! We're moving to Portland!
- Maine. We're moving to Portland, Maine.
- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE RUINING OUR LIVES!

"When are we preachers going to stop apologizing for preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ? It’s my belief that bolder and truer messaging will draw people back to the congregations from which they have fled in droves over the last decades."
—Will Mebane ’06 M.Div. writing in the new issue of our Reflections journal, focused on: Is Christianity losing its religion?

The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/7544990429?utm_medium=api

Jesus Christ my PDF viewer just asked me whether I wanted to use an AI assistant. I think I can read a PDF, thanks

On Friday, Right Wing Watch reported that President Donald Trump's religious-right activists have been nearly unanimous in their demand that the Trump administration lend its full support to Israel in its growing conflict with Iran because they believe that it is key to bringing about the End Times and the return of Jesus Christ.
On Saturday, after Trump ordered U.S. airstrikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, MAGA cultist and self-proclaimed Christian nationalist Lance Wallnau immed…

Lance Wallnau Says Trump's Strike On Iran Is Setting The Stage For 'The Antichrist Emerging'
Christian nationalist Lance Wallnau is excited about Trump's military strikes on Iran because it is setting the stage for "the Antichrist emerging."

jesus christ literally every day these last few days ive been getting drenched in sweat by doing nothing. and the air conditioning for my room is broken

From the article: "Gregory E. Sterling, dean of Yale Divinity School, recently said that Christians do not have to agree on all aspects of what the teachings of Jesus Christ mean, but we can apply the test given in the Fourth Gospel..."
https://www.churchleadership.c…

Why Are So Many Christians So Cruel? - Lewis Center for Church Leadership
Many Christians today feel tension between faith and politics, often confusing partisan allegiance with discipleship. Lovett Weems warns that Christianity’s credibility suffers when political power replaces Christlike love. True patriotism, rooted in Jesus’ teachings, values compassion, diversity, humility, and love. Why, indeed, are so many Christians so cruel? This is the question David French said Lovett Weems writes Christians risk losing credibility when politics eclipse Christlike lov…

Sovereign God, establish peace, a measure of calm, the possibility of respect, the recognition that you, the only living and true God, rule this world and desire justice, righteousness, and truth.
In the exalted name of Jesus the Christ.
Amen.