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@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.social
2026-04-16 16:32:25

"Joy Meets Girl," a new play by Kimberly Hill ’00 M.A.R., is an upbeat romantic comedy set during the holiday season. In it, the main character searches for love and truth with just 20 minutes to spare before her wedding bells chime. But running beneath the fun and humor is a scriptural current drawn from 1 Peter 1...

a writer
@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 17:06:57

Okay, this Kagi translation tool is pretty entertaining (and an absolute gem as a guerilla marketing tactic, by which I mean it be a fine way to plunder more business, me hearty!)
translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to

A translation interface in which English can be converted to LinkedIn hype. Input: I offload all of my work to AI Output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve fully optimized my workflow by leveraging cutting-edge AI to handle my entire output. 🚀 By embracing digital transformation and delegating operational tasks to intelligent automation, I’m now focusing 100% of my energy on high-level strategy and driving impactful innovation. 💡 It’s all about working smarter, not harder, and stayi…
Input: expect layoffs in the next few weeks Output in Corporate Jargon: Anticipate a strategic right-sizing of our human capital and a streamlining of our organizational structure within the upcoming weeks to optimize our operational bandwidth.
Input: All marketing email is spam Output in Pirate Speak: Every last marketing parchment be naught but bilge water!
Input: I found gum under my seat and out it in my mouth Output in LinkedIn Speak: I’m thrilled to share a quick story about resourcefulness and seizing unexpected opportunities. 🚀 Today, I discovered a piece of gum under my seat. Instead of letting it go to waste, I took immediate action and put it in my mouth. 🍬 In business, as in life, success is about identifying untapped assets in your immediate environment and having the courage to execute. It’s not just about the "find"—it’…
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-11 10:00:02

The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.
-- Sophia Loren

@tschundler@leds.social
2026-02-12 21:00:12

It can help me relax/recover by doing a thing that has an end and requires focus and not too much decision-making.
I've been tempted by the newer MARUTOYS/Kotobukiya kits for awhile, so I gave in and bought the Ramune NOSERU, and the similarly colored 30MS Rydira.
After doing some minimal painting, I'm now tempted to fully paint the interior of the NOSERU. But there are a lot of moving parts, so I think it is safer if I leave it unpainted. (panel line accents maybe?)

A purple haired anime-styled girl in a light teal & black outfit is riding atop a similarly colored robot scooter.
A light teal colored robot is holding a Pentax lens cap. A purple haired anime-styled girl is standing next to it, pointing towards the robot.
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-08 19:02:48

WE ALSO HAVE A CHINESE WATER DRAGON!! WE THINK IT IS A GIRL, BUT IT IS TO EARLY TO TELL!! THEY ARE REAL GENTLE AND VERY PRETTY! THEY EAT GOLDFISH, MEAL WORMS, CRICKETS, AND SOMETIMES "PINKY" MICE! THEY REALLY LOVE TO SWIM IN WATER. IF YOU EVER HAVE ONE REMEMBER, THEY NEED HIGH HUMIDITY. AND THEY SHOUL NEVER LOOK BROWN,, GREEN IS THE COLOR THEY SHOULD BE :)

@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-09 10:44:56
Content warning: CW: child sexual assault.

From Sandilands’ Wikipedia page:
"On 29 July 2009, a radio segment involved a distressed teenager who was asked to discuss her sexual history live on air, and in front of her mother. After initially sounding very uncomfortable with the questioning, the girl began crying and said she had been raped when she was 12, and that her mother was already aware of this. Sandilands replied: ‘Right... is that the only experience you've had?’”

Kyle Sandilands claims he ‘suffered humiliation’ after he was sacked by Kiis FM over on-air spat with Jackie O
In court documents, shock jock also says the purported conduct was not persistent, lasting for 20 minutes on a single day

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-03-26 15:51:15

UK: Trans girls ordered to leave girl guides in new transphobic policy
thecanary.co/uk/2026/03/26/tra

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-03 15:21:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Massive Attack:
🎵 Girl I Love You
#MassiveAttack
open.spotify.com/track/3zkPvQZ

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-06 16:04:36

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Bat For Lashes:
🎵 What's A Girl To Do
#NowPlaying #BatForLashes
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-21 03:47:39

Learning how to psyop Third World populations with Manual of The Mercenary Soldier
archive.org/details/PaulBalorM

Your best psy-op is that which seems to demonstrate to the enemy as well as your people that the enemy has lost control of the situation. You can be pretty sure that by the | time you go in, the bad guys have had things going their way. And you’re not going to reverse that with words alone. Remember . . . you’re not going up against an open Western society or one of the West’s sloppy, half-assed Third World client states. You’re going up against rebels or a regime which is totalitarian in…
tunity to “build bridges to the people.” Unfortunately, building that bridge takes too long and it is too easily blown. Your opposition gives lip service to civic action— but he practices “grab ’em by the balls and yank. Their hearts and minds will follow.” And damned if they don’t!
Sample psy-op: Your conflicts always throw up little local despots in the countryside. They may be the rural police chief, a militia captain, guerrilla leader, even a local religious figure. They may be on either side. Or no side. What they have in com¬ mon is that they’re vicious, detested by the local people they oppress. Select one. Take him out. Visibly. Hoist his body in the village square. And, of course, broadcast the fact. Now you’re really in the hearts-and-minds business. Your best…
Not for you any cold, colorless recitation of facts. You’re not the Voice of America, Radio Free Europe, Radio Marti. . . . Come on strong. Speak passionate truths! Feel free to indulge in color, symbolism, folklore, histrionics, and invective! You have to not only inform—you also must entertain. But never forget: Third worlders are realists. They have to be. They’ve been exposed to the application of raw power all their lives. They want to survive. They’ll accom¬ modate whoever is able to app…