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@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-11-28 08:00:34

So there is a delivery company in Norway called Helthjem, which means something like all the way home or completely home. The idea being that so many delivery companies here actually fail to deliver to you home and make you pick up from a drop off point.
They just send me this text:
Hi! The package from GPN cannot be delivered to your home. It is being sent to Linderud Flower shop. You will be notified when it can be picked up. Tracking number: [redacted] Regards, Helthjem

Hei! Pakken fra GPN kan ikke leveres hjem. Den sendes til Linderud Blomster Petter Holt. Du får beskjed når den kan hentes. Sporingsnummer: [redacted] Hilsen Helthjem
Meme of a goose chasing a person. The goose says,

What is your company called?
What is your company name, motherfucker?
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-26 13:10:24

Series B, Episode 10 - Voice from the Past
VOICE: [V.O.] Supreme Commander?
SERVALAN: Yes?
VOICE: [V.O.] Governor Le Grand of Outer Gaul for you.
SERVALAN: Le Grand. Well, well, well. [Le Grand appears on the communicator screen]
SERVALAN: Governor.
blake.torpidity.net/m/210/379

Claude Sonnet 4 describes the image as: "I can see someone in what appears to be a futuristic white costume with distinctive circular elements or badges on the chest. The person has very short, dark hair in a distinctive pixie cut style and is wearing small earrings. The setting appears to be from a science fiction production, with white, curved architectural elements visible in the background that give it a sleek, futuristic appearance. The costume design and overall aesthetic suggests this is…
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-20 22:27:26

After #Trump finally crashes and burns (I'm still saying I don't think he makes it to the mid terms, and I think it's more than possible he won't make it to the end of the year) we'll hear a lot of people say, "the system worked!" Today people are already talking about "saving democracy" by fighting back. This will become a big rally cry to vote (for Democrats, specifically), and the complete failure of the system will be held up as the best evidence for even greater investment in it.
I just want to point out that American democracy gave nuclear weapons to a pedophile, who, before being elected was already a well known sexual predator, and who made the campaign promise to commit genocide. He then preceded to commit genocide. And like, I don't care that he's "only" kidnaped and disappeared a few thousand brown people. That's still genocide. Even if you don't kill every member of a targeted group, any attempt to do so is still "committing genocide." Trump said he would commit genocide, then he hired all the "let's go do a race war" guys he could find and *paid* them to go do a race war. And, even now as this deranged monster is crashing out, he is still authorized to use the world's largest nuclear arsenal.
He committed genocide during his first term when his administration separated migrant parents and children, then adopted those children out to other parents. That's technically genocide. The point was to destroy the very people been sending right wing terror squads after.
There was a peaceful hand over of power to a known Russian asset *twice*, and the second time he'd already committed *at least one* act of genocide *and* destroyed cultural heritage sites (oh yeah, he also destroyed indigenous grave sites, in case you forgot, during his first term).
All of this was allowed because the system is set up to protect exactly these types of people, because *exactly* these types of people are *the entire power structure*.
Going back to that system means going back to exactly the system that gave nuclear weapons to a pedophile *TWICE*.
I'm already seeing the attempts to pull people back, the congratulations as we enter the final phase, the belief that getting Trump out will let us all get back to normal. Normal. The normal that lead here in the first place. I can already see the brunch reservations being made. When Trump is over, we will be told we won. We will be told that it's time to go back to sleep.
When they tell you everything worked, everything is better, that we can stop because we won, tell them "fuck you! Never again means never again." Destroy every system that ever gave these people power, that ever protected them from consequences, that ever let them hide what they were doing.
These democrats funded a genocide abroad and laid the groundwork for genocide at home. They protected these predators, for years. The whole power structure is guilty. As these files implicate so many powerful people, they're trying to shove everything back in the box. After all the suffering, after we've finally made it clear that we are the once with the power, only now they're willing to sacrifice Trump to calm us all down.
No, that's a good start but it can't be the end.
Winning can't be enough to quench that rage. Keep it burning. When this is over, let victory fan that anger until every institution that made this possible lies in ashes. Burn it all down and salt the earth. Taking down Trump is a great start, but it's not time to give up until this isn't possible again.
#USPol

@arXiv_csLG_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-12-22 13:54:55

Replaced article(s) found for cs.LG. arxiv.org/list/cs.LG/new
[4/5]:
- Sample, Don't Search: Rethinking Test-Time Alignment for Language Models
Gon\c{c}alo Faria, Noah A. Smith
arxiv.org/abs/2504.03790 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csCL_bot/
- A Survey on Archetypal Analysis
Aleix Alcacer, Irene Epifanio, Sebastian Mair, Morten M{\o}rup
arxiv.org/abs/2504.12392 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_statME_bo
- The Stochastic Occupation Kernel (SOCK) Method for Learning Stochastic Differential Equations
Michael L. Wells, Kamel Lahouel, Bruno Jedynak
arxiv.org/abs/2505.11622 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_statML_bo
- BOLT: Block-Orthonormal Lanczos for Trace estimation of matrix functions
Kingsley Yeon, Promit Ghosal, Mihai Anitescu
arxiv.org/abs/2505.12289 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathNA_bo
- Clustering and Pruning in Causal Data Fusion
Otto Tabell, Santtu Tikka, Juha Karvanen
arxiv.org/abs/2505.15215 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_statML_bo
- On the performance of multi-fidelity and reduced-dimensional neural emulators for inference of ph...
Chloe H. Choi, Andrea Zanoni, Daniele E. Schiavazzi, Alison L. Marsden
arxiv.org/abs/2506.11683 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_statML_bo
- Beyond Force Metrics: Pre-Training MLFFs for Stable MD Simulations
Maheshwari, Tang, Ock, Kolluru, Farimani, Kitchin
arxiv.org/abs/2506.14850 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_physicsch
- Quantifying Uncertainty in the Presence of Distribution Shifts
Yuli Slavutsky, David M. Blei
arxiv.org/abs/2506.18283 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_statML_bo
- ZKPROV: A Zero-Knowledge Approach to Dataset Provenance for Large Language Models
Mina Namazi, Alexander Nemecek, Erman Ayday
arxiv.org/abs/2506.20915 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csCR_bot/
- SpecCLIP: Aligning and Translating Spectroscopic Measurements for Stars
Zhao, Huang, Xue, Kong, Liu, Tang, Beers, Ting, Luo
arxiv.org/abs/2507.01939 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_astrophIM
- Towards Facilitated Fairness Assessment of AI-based Skin Lesion Classifiers Through GenAI-based I...
Ko Watanabe, Stanislav Frolov, Aya Hassan, David Dembinsky, Adriano Lucieri, Andreas Dengel
arxiv.org/abs/2507.17860 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csCV_bot/
- PASS: Probabilistic Agentic Supernet Sampling for Interpretable and Adaptive Chest X-Ray Reasoning
Yushi Feng, Junye Du, Yingying Hong, Qifan Wang, Lequan Yu
arxiv.org/abs/2508.10501 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csAI_bot/
- Unified Acoustic Representations for Screening Neurological and Respiratory Pathologies from Voice
Ran Piao, Yuan Lu, Hareld Kemps, Tong Xia, Aaqib Saeed
arxiv.org/abs/2508.20717 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csSD_bot/
- Machine Learning-Driven Predictive Resource Management in Complex Science Workflows
Tasnuva Chowdhury, et al.
arxiv.org/abs/2509.11512 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csDC_bot/
- MatchFixAgent: Language-Agnostic Autonomous Repository-Level Code Translation Validation and Repair
Ali Reza Ibrahimzada, Brandon Paulsen, Reyhaneh Jabbarvand, Joey Dodds, Daniel Kroening
arxiv.org/abs/2509.16187 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csSE_bot/
- Automated Machine Learning Pipeline: Large Language Models-Assisted Automated Dataset Generation ...
Adam Lahouari, Jutta Rogal, Mark E. Tuckerman
arxiv.org/abs/2509.21647 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_condmatmt
- Quantifying the Impact of Structured Output Format on Large Language Models through Causal Inference
Han Yuan, Yue Zhao, Li Zhang, Wuqiong Luo, Zheng Ma
arxiv.org/abs/2509.21791 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csCL_bot/
- The Generation Phases of Flow Matching: a Denoising Perspective
Anne Gagneux, S\'egol\`ene Martin, R\'emi Gribonval, Mathurin Massias
arxiv.org/abs/2510.24830 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csCV_bot/
- Data-driven uncertainty-aware seakeeping prediction of the Delft 372 catamaran using ensemble Han...
Giorgio Palma, Andrea Serani, Matteo Diez
arxiv.org/abs/2511.04461 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_eessSY_bo
- Generalized infinite dimensional Alpha-Procrustes based geometries
Salvish Goomanee, Andi Han, Pratik Jawanpuria, Bamdev Mishra
arxiv.org/abs/2511.09801 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_statML_bo
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@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-24 16:25:48

Series B, Episode 08 - Hostage
JOBAN: Supreme commander.
SERVALAN: An honour, Counsellor.
JOBAN: Thank you. [Sits down] Aren't you going to offer me a drink?
SERVALAN: Yes, of course. [Pours drink for Joban]
JOBAN: Not joining me?
blake.torpidity.net/m/208/199

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from a classic British science fiction television production, likely from the 1970s based on the aesthetic and production design. The scene is set in a stark, futuristic white interior with geometric patterns on the walls featuring triangular lattice work.

A woman in an elegant white gown with dramatic ruffled details at the shoulder is captured mid-gesture, appearing to be in conversation or confrontation. Her styling include…
@Ruhrnalist@mastodon.social
2025-12-09 08:40:54

Liebe ÖRR,
Honorare kürzen ist kein Sparen, außer an Qualität. Die Honorare sind auskömmlich ausgehandelt, sodass die Autoren davon leben können. Werden sie gekürzt, ist das auf Dauer nicht mehr möglich.
Was wäre die Folge? Autoren steigen aus oder nehmen zusätzlich Jobs zum Beispiel in der besser zahlenden PR an, um ihren Job in den ÖRR quer zu finanzieren.
You always get, what you pay for.

Vor allem bei den Freien sorgten die Sparpläne für große Unzufriedenheit, berichtet "epd Medien". Die Honorar- sätze sollen zu Jahresbeginn "teils drastisch gesenkt" worden sein. MDR-
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-15 22:21:13

Series A, Episode 12 - Deliverance
TRAVIS: You sent for me?
SERVALAN: You've lost some of your fire, Travis. Whatever happened to your pride?
TRAVIS: My pride, Supreme Commander?
blake.torpidity.net/m/112/227 B7B6

Claude Sonnet 3.7 describes the image as: "The image shows a person in a dark leather-like costume with a distinctive black mask or face covering over one eye. They appear to be on a set with light-colored geometric patterned walls in the background. The costume has a textured, armor-like quality with some embossing or design on the chest piece.

This appears to be a scene from a science fiction or fantasy television production, likely from the late 1970s or 1980s based on the production style …
@3sframe@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-29 16:48:15

"I need a hard drive for that computer."
Out of stock
"Wow that game looks cool"
Out of stock
"That handheld gaming system is neat, oh and it's priced right."
Out of stock, you idiot. Should have preordered 13 years ago.
"That niche board game looks like something I want to play"
Too bad loser, out of stock. You can buy it from the scalpers at 4x the markup!
"Maybe a pokemon booster pack will cheer me up…