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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 21:36:08

LOL!

Screenshot of two toots of two robots posting almost simultaneously. Above, Endless Screaming goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Below, Picard Tips goes: "Picard management tip: Listen."
@@arXiv_physicsatomph_bot@mastoxiv.page@mastoxiv.page
2026-05-22 08:00:38

Simulation of Rydberg Ionization in Atomic Beams for FIB Optimization
Clelia Bastelica, Azer Trimeche, Colin Lopez, Matthieu Viteau, Patrick Cheinet, Daniel Comparat, Yan J. Picard
arxiv.org/abs/2605.22548

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-05-16 23:04:40

RE: mastodon.social/@Viss/11658637
The phrase “VNC to a gas station” sends me straight into Picard-head-in-hands mode. And then they add the word “unauth….”

@doktrock@toad.social
2026-05-01 14:15:38

Evergreen

Meme by Riker's Beard: Picard and Riker at a table. first panel : Picard with a serious face says "I'm always so tired when April 1 rolls around." Second panel: Picard continues:"It's like I just finished a 31 day march". Riker puts his head in his hand.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-11 23:17:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Mathis Picard:
🎵 Rebirth (Prelude in E-Flat Minor)
#MathisPicard

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-06-07 04:09:33

#STTNG
Q pops on board the Enterprise and bites Picard's ear
Screams "There's your Q Bit" and disappears

@jon@henshaw.social
2026-06-02 20:55:10

Got an Amber Alert today, and my weather app, @…, did a better job than the state of Tennessee. In fact, TN failed, as they do at most things lately.
The alert from TN had a Bitly link (already looks suspicious) that goes to a Facebook page that requires you to login. :picard:

An iPhone lock screen on Tuesday, June 2 at 2:45, showing two stacked notifications: an 'AMBER Alert' for Clarksville, TN with a bit.ly link to details, and a 'Time Sensitive' Weather Alert reading 'Child Abduction Emergency for Williamson County. Expires at 4:45 PM CDT.'
A Facebook page open in a mobile in-app browser showing a padlock graphic and the message 'This isn't available logged out,' explaining the content may have changed visibility, be broken, or be deleted, with 'Log in' and 'Create new account' options.
Full-screen 'Child Abduction Emergency' alert detail in a weather app, issued at 2:44 PM and expiring at 4:45 PM, summary 'CAETN.' The body relays a Tennessee Bureau of Investigation AMBER Alert from the Clarksville Police Department for a 3-year-old boy named Tyler Hall, with a physical description, clothing, last-seen location and date, and contact phone numbers.
@tomkalei@machteburch.social
2026-05-11 06:17:00

Welche "Gen" ist Jean-Luc Picard?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen_Z_st