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@jeang3nie@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 18:29:11

Hike out to Blue Hen Falls today.
#cuyahogavalleynationalpark #waterfalls #photography

@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 14:13:53

Western Gull. Moonstone Beach, Cambria, California, USA. October, 2025. OM System OM-1 M.Zuiko 300mm F4 MC14. #moonstonebeach #seagull #bird

Closeup of a seagull, seen in profile, with yellow beak, white feathers on its head and chest, and gray feathers on its back and wings.
@unixviking@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 09:00:51

Change of plans: I didn’t end up waiting for the upcoming Minisforum MS-03 Workstation after all, but instead decided on the ASUS NUC16 PRO on a whim.
The reason was that Wendell from Level1Techs really praised this NUC in his latest video. He also highlighted the great Linux support from both Intel and ASUS. I’ve linked the video below.
And unlike many Chinese manufacturers, you can easily find all the drivers on their support pages (both Intel and ASUS)—including those for Linu…

@faradundamarti@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-24 20:12:58

Her iki fotoğraf ve haber aynı güne ait.
İlk fotoğraftakiler Eskişehir emek ve demokrasi platformu üyeleri. Ortadaki tabip odası başkanı. Tabipler dışında her konuyla ilgili.
Eylemlerinde yangında ölenlerin yakınlarından kimse yok. Herbirinin iki yakını gelse sadece yakınları 20 kişi olurdu. Resimde 19 kişi var.
İkinci fotoğraf yangında ölenlerin yakınları. (

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 11:41:40

view from a chest tomb
#medieval #church

view of a medieval church with a strange looking short wide tree in the middle of the snap, almost horizontal meandering boughs. the church is of limestone with a tower.
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 06:28:36

#friday #freedom

I short gif of the blues brothers making a dance and the text - Happy friday! in the bottom
@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 09:15:55

#Google rompe #España y cambia la frontera de España con Marruecos en torno a las ciudades autónomas de Ceuta y Melilla. Venga, partriotas, daros de baja de Google.

Se ve una captura de pantalla de Google Maps en la que sale la ciudad autónoma de Ceuta y en la que la frontera entre ésta y Marruecos se muestra con una línea discontinua en lugar de con una contínua como corresponde a las fronteras oficialmente reconocidas.
@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-23 22:42:32

Eu esqueci de postar essa. Eu saindo para o trabalho, um friozinho delicioso para ficar em casa e estavam esses gatos tirando onda, dormindo de um jeito preguiçoso como só #gatos conseguem.
#CatsOfMastodon

Fornecido por @altbot, gerado localmente e de forma privada usando Gemma4:26b

Dois gatos deitados lado a lado sobre mantas e lençóis. À esquerda, um gato com manchas pretas, laranjas e brancas. À direita, um gato com pelagem marrom e partes brancas. Os animais estão sobre cobertas em tons de verde claro e bege, sobre um lençol azul claro com padrões.

🌱 Energia utilizada: 0.162 Wh
@theDuesentrieb@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 13:23:11

Und das Kinder passiert, wenn mensch bei diesen Temperaturen #Kimchi macht und dabei vergisst das Glas öfter zu entlüften
✅ Glas ist zum Glück noch heil
✅ Kimchi schmeckt
✅ Küche neu gestrichen
#fermentation

Offenes Kimchi Glas in einer Spüle.
Inhalt teilweise rundgerum und an den Wänden verteilt
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 12:32:01

youtube.com/watch?v=2GR8KprsNng

Here is the fetus of the world. From Statues Also Die - "a crucial prologue to Mamadou Diawara's problematization of display & appropriation; the re-sacralization in the 'temple' of the museum: “the new ritual, that of being shown.” the spectacle of a thief's consciousness in curating African art"
@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 17:28:46

Hrmm, I think there might be a _slight_ memory leak in this game's mod loader. Just a guess though...
#gaming

The mod loader for _Touhou: Lost Branch of Legend_ shown in the `btop` terminal application showing the process consuming 80+ GB of RAM...
@elisabeth_p@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 08:35:42

Nur ein einzelnes Ohr. Eine Skulptur vor dem ORF-Funkhaus in Wien
'Ohren' #FotoVorschlag #photography #fotografie

Eine Skulptur eines menschlichen Ohres, ca 3 Meter hoch, die Oberfläche ist mit einem bunten Mosaik dekoriert.
@esoriano@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 13:00:01

Testing tubes 🔥🔥🔥

@Archivist@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 19:01:15

So, I have judged C `std::unordered_map` for a quite a few years, but it appears that many of the performance issues were kinda resolved.
Upon running both a full microbenchmark suite comparing it to equivalent in other languages, and benchmarking the logic engine I made with indices based upon it, performance hold up quite well!
Another questionable win for C I guess.

Benchmarks of 3 hash tables:

- the standard one on the left
- the bytell hashtable of Malte Skarupke in the middle
- the flat hash map of Malte Skarupke on the right

The results are very similar, with the bytell hashtable holding a very small advantage
@bebe@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-23 22:33:39

Heute zu Besuch bei den Piraten NLand & Roth am Stammtisch in Lauf. Themen waren die Landtagswahlen in BE und MV, sowie die anstehenden Parteitage #piraten #lptby261 #bpt261

5 Männer in einem Wirtshaus, sie blicken in die Kamera. Am Tisch ein Wimpel der Piratenpartei.
@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 08:24:59

The next material will be sounding quite different. 🙏

@CubitOom@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 14:50:38

The wind is so unpredictable
Video Source
#surveillance #politics

@toooobeeee@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 06:15:33

BŸrnebŸrnene er på besŸg! 🥰🥰🤗🤗

Foto af gulvet i vores entré, hvor der blandt andet står to par børnesko, tilhørende vores Berliner børnebørn, Lupo og Marino.
@draxil@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 16:17:00

#Whaleybridge #Whaleyfest

The main stage of Whaley fest, the sign and hills in the background
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-25 18:29:10

I made another work pizza in the pizza oven at work. Quite pleaded with this one! I remembered to rotate it halfway through the bake.
#food #pizza #DIY

A pizza I made... it fits on a plate perfectly.
@moehre73@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 13:16:52

#wismar #criticalmass jeden letzten Freitag im Monat, 17:00 Uhr am Markt.
✊
#fedibikes

Sharepic zur criticalmass in Wismar. Jeden letzten Freitag im Monat, 17:00 Uhr am Markt.
@selea@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 08:16:37

www.maptap.gg August 24
100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 78😂 100🎯
Final score: 933

@kamasystems@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 19:53:42

Amsterdam – Roffart
#kamafotos

Amsterdam – Roffart - classic car covered
@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 08:12:25

In the weekly kerfuffle we have 5 updates, this time bottom, brave-origin, fresh-editor, librewolf and vivaldi go one up.
#slackware #librewolf #brave-origin

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-24 13:09:57

One tough Friday. Security software isn't working very well. Seriously considering something extra for my coffee.

Bottle of locally distilled whisky.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 21:31:02

Everybody rips the overhead storage shelf out of Citans/Kangooeaux and doesn't bother to take the posts that hold it up, and then wonders why nobody buys their shelves. C'mon, jack.

showing the parts in question
@lanefu@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 17:44:01

Alright I switched my meshtastic nodes to long turbo. Let the loneliness begin.
#meshtastic #rva #rvamesh
(I'm picking up 2 or 3 so far at least)

@wydamn@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-24 14:21:58

Sure Digital Ocean and AWS are fine, but do they have the ability to get Hit Markers under their account settings?
xenyth.net/ does.

Screencast of xenyth.net account appearance settings. As the Whimsey slider is set to maximum, FPS-game style hit markers appear under each mouse click, with colourful text appearing when clickable UI elements are selected.
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 03:00:01

Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is
weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and
weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,
but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,
he thinks about his dog. The dog is named Herbert.
-- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"

@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 20:20:34

#Dolly seemed larger than life. 80 is a good run, but if anyone deserved a little longer, it was her.

@jeang3nie@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 18:50:50

Larger photo dump coming later today. I finally found time to go visit McConnells Mill. Absolutely beautiful place tucked away in the Pennsylvania countryside. Lots of hills in this part PA and little gorges cut by dozens of streams. Definitely worth the trip.
#photography #motorcycles

@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 15:22:29

Afternoon sun shining through the branches of a Dwarf Pink Trumpet tree, next to Lake Baldwin. LA Arboretum, Arcadia, California, USA. December, 2025. Fujifilm X100VI. #laarboretum #floweringtree

A small , spindly tree covered in tiny pink flowers stands between other trees next to a lake.  The afternoon sun is shining between the branches of the tree.
@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 08:35:09

#bloomScrolling #wildFlowers

close up wildflower buds in the sun
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-24 11:25:19

we gotta talk about this

author named EDEN E. D. E. N Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte Southworth
@elisabeth_p@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-24 09:39:09

'Farbe: Blau (kein Himmel)' einkleiner Schmetterling - Bläuling
#FotoVorschlag #photography #fotografie

Nahaufnahme von einem Schmetterling mit geöffneten blauen Flügeln sitzt auf einem grünen Blatt
@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 01:41:35

Que gatinha meiga. Me viu olhando pra ela e veio toda serelepe. Ganhou carinho e tudo. Deu até vontade de levar pra casa, dessa cor eu ainda não tenho! rs
#CatsOfMastodon

Fornecido por @altbot, gerado localmente e de forma privada usando Gemma4:26b

Uma foto de um gato de pelagem clara caminhando sobre um pavimento de pedras cinzas. O animal está posicionado à esquerda da imagem, voltado para a parte inferior. Ao lado do gato, há uma grade de metal de um bueiro no chão. O pavimento é composto por pedras irregulares com pequenos crescimentos de musgo verde entre as frestas.

🌱 Energia utilizada: 0.133 Wh
@faradundamarti@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 12:07:29

Site görevlimizden sanatsal yapıtlar

@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 13:46:43

In "Adventures in Zig" part 205, working through a Stringify error via `std.json.fmt` where it is very much not happy with my life choices. For now it's not a huge issue, but I am hoping to have JSON output for block device information eventually.
```
.../x86_64-linux-0.16.0/lib/std/json/Stringify.zig:496:40: error: cannot load comptime-only type 'fn (*anyopaque, []u8, mem.Alignment, usize) void'
return self.write(v.*);
…

A screenshot of the DrivePartition struct, the `main.zig` calling code, and the error information in one conveniently hard to read place via VSCodium.
@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 18:11:44

Can you hear the “music” over the crickets? Did the phone pick it up? I am literally *at least* five miles out of the village, away from where they are playing this. You can imagine what the amplification is like next to the house. 😬

@Archivist@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 14:02:34

Asking Fedi and the #gamedev commu. Anyone aware of a good way to do camera-space occlusion culling relying only on convex half-hulls that would play nice on CPU?
#boostwelcome

@selea@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 11:05:09

Is this the ultimate device?
mecha.so/
A fully fledged Linux "Phone"? Or handheld PC?

@kamasystems@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 20:01:08

Amsterdam – Mesdagstraat
#kamafotos

Amsterdam – Mesdagstraat - maan boven de Rivierenbuurt // Luna sobre Rivierenbuurt // moon over Rivierenbuurt
@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 09:38:41

Oh, qué sencillo ha sido añadir una impresora #Brother por red a #elementaryOS. Pasmoso.

@theDuesentrieb@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 08:25:04

Nicht das Teile der Linke sich nicht jede Mühe geben palästinasolidarische Leute vor den Bus zu werfen. Aber die Aktion von speziell SPD und Grüne ist einfach next Level schäbig.
Stellt euch mal die Frage, ob das ein großes Thema geworden wäre, würde ein grün oder sPD geführter Senat ins Haus stehen.
#SPD

@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 14:16:48

The Daily Struggle 🥳

Oysters in Danang
@CubitOom@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 14:29:35

In the USA, the fascist paramilitary will decide if you are allowed to travel or be forcibly sent to a for-profit concentration camp (Miami International Airport)
Video Source:
reddit.com/comments/1v5d7ds

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 11:02:28

Buy expensive toys, beds and stands and where does one cat play? On the paper packing.

Cat under paper packing.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 15:39:13

Still not high enough. We have to go higher. It has to be so high that even the Germans want nuclear back. TO THE MOON

Zürich, diesel, CHF 2.75⁹/L (€2.92; $12.57/US gallon)
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-24 10:37:05

john-henry.neocities.org/older

Military Recruiter meme showcasing their similarities to a stereotypical pedophile
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 10:00:02

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@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 20:46:12

Finally got around to moving from Trakt to SIMKL as Trakt just keeps firing shotgun at their own feet at every turn. I hope SIMKL doesn’t end up the same way :-S #movies

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 08:22:40

#textureTuesday

waves splashing on a pebble beach just after sunrise. the sunlight is from the right, reflecting on the pebbles and illuminating seaweed on the right of frame.
might toot another one later. i like these snaps.
@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 16:34:55

Algum fã de #DeadCanDance aqui? Esta música aqui é maravilhosa (bem melhor do que o filme bosta do qual ela é trilha sonora rs) porque é obra de dois gênios: a #LisaGerrard (do Dead Can Dance) e #HansZimmer

@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 15:22:37

I promise I won’t annoy you with any more posts about the album/collection after this, but I just had to thank Mastodon people who came to the ‘Otherscapes’ listening party yesterday. It made all the work put into it feel better. That anyone would come is encouraging, but especially that some stayed for 5, 6, 7 hours into the 11 hour release. (And to see comments come in when I woke up again a few hours later was a fun indicator of my suboptimal hours of sleep in generall. 😆)
There’s …

Lake night view of a lake; pinkish sky in centre; blue-dark blue above. Dark trees.
@selea@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 20:07:25

What the fuck is socialdb.xyz

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-24 21:16:12

#footpathFriday

a slate footpath leading through dry grass and  ground greenery up to a pink cactus like ghost thingy graffiti on a cliff face with curved layers of sedimentary slate like rock
@CubitOom@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 14:48:49

Fascist Paramilitary raid a house with flashbangs and an armored vehicle with a battering ram, abducting the father of the person recording (Phoenix, AZ, 7/24/26)
Source:
iceout.org/en/reportInfo/132739

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 14:31:29

This espresso concentrate that carries a warning label saying "do not consume undiluted" is fucking awesome when consumed undiluted

espresso concentrate that carries a warning label saying "do not consume undiluted"
@kamasystems@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 19:58:15

Amsterdam – Maasstraat - maan boven de Rivierenbuurt // Luna sobre Rivierenbuurt // moon over Rivierenbuurt
#kamafotos

Amsterdam – Maasstraat - maan boven de Rivierenbuurt // Luna sobre Rivierenbuurt // moon over Rivierenbuurt
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 22:00:01

"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead
by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business
product: a really sharp-looking report."
-- Dave Barry

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 02:55:49

Pelo visto estou errando todos os prognósticos dos últimos jogos deste grupo rs. Mas pelo menos dessa vez é bom errar, eu quase sempre prefiro a vitória de países do terceiro mundo rs.
#copaDoMundoDaFifa2026 #CopaFifa2026

@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 11:00:26

I’ll admit this music came to my head a few minutes before I got to the house, while walking, rather than spontaneously after hitting ‘record'. (And seems to be a development of yesterday’s in one section.)
Thanks for listening to these improvisations. 🙏 (Posting perhaps too many of them as I don’t have a piano, and the room is freer than usual!)

@selea@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 12:55:13

So I am the only dweller in my home the coming week, and I become so incredibly bored when I am alone - I hate it.
Anyway, this is what I have done during the last 6 hours:
- Fixed the leaking toilet
- Fixed the damaged toilet seat
- Almost migrated my Nextcloud server
- Started to migrate my Matrix Synapse server
- Rebuild some furniture in order to hide the router (Wife Approved)
- Installed OpenHop (Meshcore) on my raspberry pi with a MeshADV hat
…

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 20:22:09

we went to seaside in the week.
no internet.
just crappy old camera.
i like a few days of no internet every now and then. by the sea.
i will toot snaps in dribs and drabs.
#nature

some plant dried up by this years sun and no rain. i think it was heather. i can't remember. it is covered in a messy spiders web. a couple of feathery bristled seeds are caught in the web. sea is in the background
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 20:04:44

Idea: open an antique shop specializing in vintage computers and call it "Debian Stable"

An image of a guy at a drum set labeled "NO Rimshot"
@CubitOom@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 15:27:57

Postmaster General says USPS won't send mail ballots to states that don't provide voter lists | PBS NewsHour
Video Source:
#protest

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 20:00:41

There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not
being talked about. <--> Wilde died broken, beaten 'n' total nut. Hate
being sunk in that rotten gaol. Shh, gay is taboo.
-- frase original de Oscar Wilde, anagrama por Larry
Brash

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 19:27:03

DOLLY PARTON DEAD WTF ACTUALLY HURTS

@selea@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-24 11:41:09

www.maptap.gg July 24
89👑 100🎯 100🎯 90👑 87🎓
Final score: 920

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 14:42:58

RE: social.linux.pizza/@dkomaran/1
Old but gold. Eu jš tive uma camisa com esse desenho rs.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 11:14:11

Just in time for the warm weather, the hottest new summer look just dropped:

Three sequential ad listings from adverts.ie showing, starting at the top, 
1. A Peruvian hat with the tassels 
2. A set of Toyota Yaris headlights that look a lot like a pearlescent white swimsuit top or bra 
3. A pair of jorts
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 15:00:02

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more
interesting than it really is.
-- C. Schulz

@CubitOom@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 15:38:22

Under the shadow of a mural for justice RGB, a fascist paramilitary abducts multiple people, tries to intimidate legal observer (Danbury, CT, 8/24/26)
Source:
iceout.org/reportInfo/140109
A double pass with ffmpeg was used to keep the posted video under 100MB. `ffmpeg -y -i lcmRPO…

@selea@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 10:08:40

www.maptap.gg June 25
96🔥 99🎯 97🔥 97🔥 100🎯
Final score: 980

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 15:37:03

I have a dream that there will come a day we will ALL be firstname lastname real face pfps, for we will love ourselves and the world we created will love us back.

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 14:53:55

Demo by SICK PACK
#np #punk

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 21:03:03

Estou impressionado que o tema do #musiquinta é morte e ninguém colocou essa, que foi a última composição do #FredMercury e claramente foi feita com ele pensando que jš estava muito doente e não duraria muito mais tempo.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 03:00:01

Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one
arch-enemy -- and that is life.
-- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele"

@CubitOom@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 15:22:57

ICE drag mom & teen daughter out of hospital room after car accident, both are in the USA legally (Poinciana, FL, 08/20/26)
Article:
themirror.com/news/us-news/ice
Video Source:
…

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 03:05:10

every british trans woman i have voice chatted with thus far has spoken with the exact same pitch and wilting cadence of a specific grandma i know who's from arkansas and wobbles on her mobility scooter as she speaks

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 15:00:01

Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.
-- Ambrose Bierce

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 10:13:54

#politics
all politicians lie.
they have to.
they have no choice.
if they don't lie, their parties don't win.

@CubitOom@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 15:25:15

"Because you're an immigrant." A U.S. citizen in was immediately handcuffed by ICE Fascists for simply asking why he needed to show his ID. (Lake Worth, FL, 08/21/26)
A video recorded at a gas station in Lake Worth, Florida, shows an ICE/Border Patrol demanding ID from a U.S. citizen. When the citizen asks why, the agent responds, "Because you're an immigrant." Before even verifying his identity, fascists grab his hands and place him in handcuffs. Bystanders…

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 19:15:19

to what extent does smoking rely on killing. do u believe in the possibility of something oral and auraful that doesn't poison our bodies and wasn't aggressively pushed on culture by the most nakedly capitalist scorpions till it could keep rolling on its own from the weight of years past

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 03:47:04

A Clara é minha personagem favorita de #WelcomeToDemonSchoolIruma, é puro caos. Mas o episódio da Caixa de Brinquedos dela, no meio do Festival da Colheita, é maluco demais até pra ela rs.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 12:00:01

Newman's Discovery:
Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will
your worst dreams.

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 02:43:02

playing with language in the andbox and

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 10:00:01

Subject to change without notice.

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 00:54:15

streets are saying symbols carry weight

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-25 20:00:01

The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-25 11:28:08

To some extent, we invite our temptations in.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-23 22:00:01

The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go
to erase it.
-- Glaser and Way

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 03:00:01

Chapter 2: Newtonian Growth and Decay
The growth-decay formulas were developed in the trivial fashion by
Isaac Newton's famous brother Phigg. His idea was to provide an equation
that would describe a quantity that would dwindle and dwindle, but never
quite reach zero. Historically, he was merely trying to work out his
mortgage. Another versatile equation also emerged, one which would define
a function that would continue to grow, but never reach unity.…

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 20:00:02

Unix: Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to climb it once.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 15:00:01

Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes
And tapes without any tracks;
Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes
And tapes mixed up on the racks --
Take hold of the tape
And pull off the strip,
And then you'll be sure
Your tape drive will skip.
-- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 12:00:02

Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
"Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?"
"Well, yes, I am."
"Sorry. We don't serve strings here."
The determined string left the bar and stopped a passer-by. "Excuse,
me," it said, "would you shred my ends and tie me up like a pretzel?" The
passer-by obliged, and the string re-entered the bar. "May I have a beer,
please?" …

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 10:00:01

Toronto Raptors
. . .
.. /R\---/O\---/N\_ ,.
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@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 03:00:01

BOFH excuse #204:
Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds. "Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines."

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-24 22:00:01

Denver, n.:
A smallish city located just below the `O' in Colorado.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-25 10:00:01

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.