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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-13 05:14:12

'Not even in that mindset': Tomlin on future with Steelers tops wild-card round quotes espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/475941

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-15 02:40:56

Key quotes from President Trump's interview with Reuters (Reuters)
reuters.com/world/us/key-quote
memeorandum.com/260114/p159#a2

@ethanwhite@hachyderm.io
2026-02-15 01:44:29

The story of what's been happening with an LLM posting attack pieces against an open source maintainer and then a news outlet publishing a piece using LLMs that made up quotes from the maintainer is a disturbing look into what the internet is going to look like in the immediate future
theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-pu
theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-pu

@ripienaar@devco.social
2026-02-14 08:33:09

The saga of the bot written hit piece continues this time claiming that @… had a AI write an article about it when the AI couldn’t scrape the blog it just hallucinated some quotes that never existed. Surreal. Ars definitely have to come clean on what the actual fuck happened there.

@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-03-08 22:50:21

Some good quotes from Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations here: reuters.com/business/media-tel
"Civil government, so far as it is instituted …

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-03-03 11:35:45

Source: Ars Technica fired senior AI reporter Benj Edwards after his February 13 story had AI-fabricated quotes; Edwards admitted to using Claude and ChatGPT (Maggie Harrison Dupré/Futurism)
futurism.com/artificial-intell

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-02-06 18:30:08

UNDERNEWS: Judge quotes George Washington re Haitian immigrants
prorevnews.blogspot.com/2026/0

@hynek@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 09:13:05

slop consequences 🥹
I have no illusions that there's gonna be any once slop code does harm, tho. After all, companies got away with all kinds for hand-crafted, artisanal negligence for decades.
futurism.com/artificial-intell

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-09 16:56:22

DeMarcus Lawrence drops truth bomb on Cowboys fans after Seahawks' Super Bowl win cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

There are some among us who live in rooms of experience we can never enter
ofwhiskeyandwords.com/31-john-

@tomkalei@machteburch.social
2026-02-15 09:05:33

Following the links you get to something called Perlisisms which are tiny poems from Alan Perlis. Here are 120 of them:
cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/
8. A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
95. Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
(I'm guilty as charged)
110. Editing is a rewording activity.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-24 17:11:16

Top quotes from GM John Spytek's Combine press conference raiders.com/news/top-quotes-fr

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-03-07 02:21:15

Federal Prosecutor Used Fabricated Quotes in Court Filing (Ben Penn/Bloomberg Law)
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-w
memeorandum.com/260306/p125#a2

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-03-08 08:23:14

There are a couple of good quotes in this blog post. Like
"The protocol fight is interesting the way medieval siege warfare is interesting — I'm glad someone's into it, but it has no bearing on my life."
matduggan.com/boy-i-was-wrong-

@sperbsen@discuss.systems
2026-03-04 13:38:05

To the various re-posts of today, I'll add a classic Perlisism:
“117. It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?”
cs.yale…

@elduvelle@neuromatch.social
2026-01-09 10:03:53

An interesting social media datapoint: @… and I recently posted about our new research:

@holger_moller@bildung.social
2026-03-06 13:01:54

"I think it's possible that if you are thinking no one wants to hear what you have to say, that you don't really get the power and value of the gifts that you carry in the work that you do."
Mark Silver
#Zitate #Quotes

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 18:07:13

“You can’t sell us $200 ‘Rebel’ jackets at Galaxy’s Edge and then delete the words that define what being a Rebel actually means."
Testify.
✅ The Mouse Recants: Why #Disney Deleted a Viral Thread of Anti-Fascist Movie Quotes

I am told that Socrates, a wise man who professed that wisdom meant he knew nothing, once said the following:
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light..."
#socrates #quotes

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2025-12-26 12:21:30

Nice blog from Phillips O Brien.
Annual Review 2025: What I Got Wrong
Complete with quotes!
phillipspobrien.substack.com/p

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-15 20:21:37

Ars Technica Pulls Article With AI Fabricated Quotes About AI Generated Article 404media.co/ars-technica-pulls

@berndsonneck@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 06:50:00

“The trouble ain’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right.”
fixquotes.com/quotes/the-troub

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-24 18:28:20

Top quotes from GM John Spytek's Combine press conference raiders.com/news/top-quotes-fr

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-22 01:49:19

'Chaos': Aaron Rodgers one-word take of Steelers-Lions tops Week 16 quotes espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/473848

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 16:51:03

Didn’t know these quotes, but I love writing code ina world of constraints.
(From “math with bad drawings”)

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-05 03:11:43

Cowboys QB Dak Prescott: Turning page to 2026 started 'five minutes ago' cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story<…

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-31 20:00:02

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@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-02-01 05:09:04

wearing my boots that served at coventry, i braved brooklyn bowl & got in tune with taper's choice. the live debut of "song hat," a bunch of "whoa dude" peaks/pockets/turns, nearly as many "eleanor rigby" quotes, & '90s jam receptors generally activated.

Tapers Choice in action
smiling inflatable banana
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-02-22 09:28:04

In case you’re having trouble understanding “punching down” versus “punching up” in comedy – a lot of it comes down to this. @… partyon.xyz/@nando161/11611355

@tgpo@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-04 14:09:18

Me burning a CD in 2000: I'm gonna be wild and put short #movie quotes between songs.
The CD after playing Space's Female of the Species: "You're wild." - Baby
#movies

@darkrat@chaosfurs.social
2026-02-02 14:36:51

Oh, neat. #tusky now has quotes properly integrated

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-28 16:11:05

'Always have class, and be humble': Some of the late John Madden's most memorable quotes raiders.com/news/always-have-c

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2025-12-22 01:13:27

We watched the Joker ironically and then went on YouTube to watch whatever people made about the movie there back in the day, landed in the worst slop bubble, and dug so deep until we hit “JOKER QUOTES ABOUT WOMEN” and these videos could be classified as performance art, they're pure gold

A picture showing the Joker in car with text overlayed writing “why so serious? >:)” (the kaomoji is written in the text)
A picture of the Joker overlayed with the text “A person is a person because of people.”
A picture of the Joker with text saying “I just feel empty inside all fucking time.”
A picture of the Joker with text saying “Devils Rent born, they are made by The Reasons”
@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-02-25 11:31:53

RE: infosec.exchange/@metacurity/1
With great quotes from infosec.exchange's own @…

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 08:57:37

There's a Mail piece with a headline that seems like people are angry at the development work on Jony Ive's home, as though he's about to drop a giant translucent Bondi Blue structure in the neighbourhood.
But the quotes are like:
> 'Initially people were worried because it is a big project and they thought it was bound to disrupt the community but they have been perfect.'

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-15 22:24:30

'Crap, coach wasn't scared': Philip Rivers and more top NFL quotes from Week 15 espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/473168

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-30 04:15:33

Well that tears it, I’m definitely not going to any more of Hillary Clinton’s comedy shows

Screenshot of a Bluesky post

Emissary Of Night | ليلى
@diplomatofnight.com
she/her
they/them
Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday
Bluesky Elder
Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place."
Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"
Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 20:36:41

Picard management tip: When performed by a captain, calendar quotes quickly become some real wisdom.

@holger_moller@bildung.social
2026-02-27 15:28:47

“Somewhere a black bear has just risen from sleep and is staring down the mountain.”
Mary Oliver
#quotes #spring
#Zitate

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-17 02:31:59

RE: hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/1160
Nobody gives a shit anymore about anything.
It’s fine to post absolute tripe like this on a corporate website.
It’s fine to post quotes that were never said in a newspaper.
It’s fine to reference science that doesn’t exist in scientific papers.
It’s fine to commit code that was never checked to software.
It’s fine to post music that no one made.
It’s fine to share videos of things that never happened.
It’s fine to steal, lie and scam people.
All of this is hyped and cheered on by governments, organizations, businesses and individuals.
What in the fucking fuck is wrong with everybody?

@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2026-02-25 07:06:53

An essay from the future: #AI #LLM

@trochee@dair-community.social
2026-02-23 06:45:57

> for a large share of actual product work, the person who can say "here is what done looks like, prove it without seeing my rubric" is more valuable than the person who can write the code.
> Implementation is what AI is getting good at. Knowing whether the result actually solves the real problem is not an engineering judgment call, it is a domain judgment call.
Reposting to call out those two quotes and agree that this matches my experience as a staff developer…

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-12-23 14:01:10

Email to staff: NPR's standards chief proposes limiting quotes from University of Richmond law professor Carl Tobias, "an expert at getting himself quoted" (Max Tani/@maxwelltani)
x.com/maxwelltani/status/20031

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-02-18 09:25:57

Introductory review that quotes from me (article and interview) as well as Peter Victor and Jason Hickel.
Decoupling emissions: Can we really have green growth?
thinklandscape.globallandscape

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-04 21:41:35

Brandon Aubrey: Tender from Cowboys would be 'big pay raise' but 'not the ideal' cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

Kyle Cheney. @kyledcheney
Jack Smith says Trump's claims that he won the election were not protected free speech because they were intended to target a government function.
"There is no historical analog for what President Trump did in this case."
Smith says Trump "without question" added to the danger to Mike Pence's life with his 2:24pm tweet while the Capitol was under attack.

The image features a series of tweets by Kyle Cheney discussing legal arguments regarding Donald Trump's claims about the 2020 election. 

It includes quotes from Jack Smith, asserting that Trump's statements were not protected by free speech under the First Amendment as they targeted government function
@boris@cosocial.ca
2026-01-17 17:30:39

@chadfowler.com's second post in his new Phoenix Architecture blog, called The Death and Rebirth of Programming.
Lots of quotable quotes, so hard to choose. "Soft skills" more important than ever, and this is all be a shock to people who self-identify as programmers.
aicoding…

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-23 17:45:15

I'm listening to this audiobook at work atm as I pick snails invisible to the naked eye out of dust 😵‍💫🫨
@… mastodon.social/@ter…

@makeratschool@kanoa.de
2025-12-19 08:18:33

Update: Phanpy is NOT supporting the official Mastodon quoted posts at the moment. They are still using their own implementation, means quotes are only shown in Phanpy and for example when using Moshidon as a client.
[When you click the little rocket under a toot a dialog pops up, asking whether you will "boost" or "quote" the toot. In this toot I have chosen "quote"]
(and I don't know if this will work 😄)

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-03 03:19:45

Super Bowl LX Patriots-Seahawks media day: Top quotes, moments, highlights espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/478082

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-27 21:11:13

Stephen Jones: George Pickens 'very fired up' about remaining a Cowboy after tag cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@guerda@ruhr.social
2026-02-16 13:24:48

Recently, the tagging with #abcde doesn't work anymore. It calls #eyeD3 but it doesn't set the tags because of missing quotes in the call. I'm using the "newest" version on fedora which is from 2019.
Any idea how that happens?

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2025-12-30 00:39:14

"AI" screening on job sites has people looking to network their way into jobs via dating apps
interviews.slashdot.org/story/

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-20 12:00:02

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@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-02-17 12:05:48

Breaking barriers, Jesse Jackson exposed racism and rifts in politics (Karen Tumulty/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260217/p15#a26

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-12-16 17:53:29

Also: "Vanity Fair quotes Wiles as referring to Office of Management and Budget Director Russell Vought as a “a right-wing absolute zealot.”"
Wiles Torches Top White House Officials In Interview, Says Glorious Leader "Has An Alcoholic's Personality" - Joe.My.God.
joemygod.com/2025/12/wiles-tor

@ripienaar@devco.social
2026-02-15 20:39:59

Ars claiming the AI article that just made up quotes was a one off. Seems legit.
arstechnica.com/staff/2026/02/

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-22 03:00:02

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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-22 23:21:45

'Guys can't get comfortable': Get to know new Cowboys DC Christian Parker cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-12-19 15:16:01

Sources: VF's article by Chris Whipple featuring quotes from White House chief of staff Susie Wiles led to VF's biggest subscription signup day since 2016 (Natalie Korach/@nataliekorach)
x.com/nataliekorach/status/200

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-15 19:56:10

Trevon Diggs, Cowboys at odds over why star CB isn't playing cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-15 17:36:07

Cowboys super kicker Aubrey defiant about rare misses: 'Nothing needs to change' cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-23 00:13:30

Quick Hits: Pete Carroll talks Ashton Jeanty's dynamic performance, all-around team effort versus Houston Texans raiders.com/news/quick-hits-pe

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-16 20:02:20

Ravens owner points to Cowboys' Jerry Jones as example he won't follow cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-22 22:46:51

Quick Hits: Pete Carroll talks Ashton Jeanty's dynamic performance, all-around team effort versus Houston Texans raiders.com/news/quick-hits-pe