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@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-12-31 08:06:51

Young Atlantic salmon seen in three English rivers for first time in a decade
theguardian.com/environment/20

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-01-03 20:00:03

"Young Atlantic salmon seen in three English rivers for first time in a decade"
#UK #UnitedKingdom #Salmon #Environment

A scientifically important fMRI study of a deceased salmon won an IgNobel Prize a while back. It’s still important.
Bennett et al. "Neural Correlates of Interspecies Perspective Taking in the Post-Mortem Atlantic Salmon: An Argument For Proper Multiple Comparisons Correction" Journal of Serendipitous and Unexpected Results, 2010

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-11-25 20:04:48

#GiftLink #Norway #MissUniverse
At Miss Universe, Miss Norway’s Salmon Costume Steals the Show - The New York Times
nytimes.com/2025/11/25/style/m

@StephenRees@mas.to
2025-12-12 17:26:25

Orcas and dolphins caught on video collaborating to hunt salmon
Orcas listen to dolphin echolocation, dolphins feed on salmon scraps: new study
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-col

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2025-12-11 17:04:55

Orcas team up with dolphins to hunt salmon, study finds
theguardian.com/environment/20

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2025-12-11 17:04:55

Orcas team up with dolphins to hunt salmon, study finds
theguardian.com/environment/20

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-14 15:17:28

I’m going to make some salmon for dinner, be right back
#Fish #Salmon

@sean@scoat.es
2026-01-29 00:40:06

One of the ways I survive the “high of -11°C for at least the next week” part of winter is by making nice dinners.
Lemon Parmesan and peas risotto with steam oven sous vide salmon and lemony arugula broccoli microgreens salad.

The mentioned dish
@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-12-25 13:30:14

xmas brunch is the always popular smoked salmon on brown bread
not on the bucks fizz yet this year because we had a bit of a sesh yesterday when watching die hard and knives out (the original one to remind ourselves what fun it is before watching the new one)

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-11-19 19:33:24

CDFW: 'Salmon Everywhere' One Year After Klamath River Dam Removal
dailykos.com/stories/2025/11/1

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-26 07:20:07

Salmon Satan
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@glauber@writing.exchange
2025-12-27 01:44:49

I thought this was pretty funny. Awkward dinner parties.
Hopefully no paywall, gift article.
theatlantic.com/newsletters/20

@billbert@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 00:49:48

Everybody’s all “Is lie, liar told you that” and “we didnt even kiss” …
Where’s the love for “I already ordered for you. Salmon and brown rice” ?
#Heated48?/@46
(dba #HeatedRivalry )

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-12-13 00:01:10

Climate change is straining Alaska’s Arctic. A new mining road may push the region past the brink news.mongabay.com/short-articl

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2025-11-14 10:32:13

Friday Break: eyebeemania.net/2025/11/14/fri

Don't eat YuleTidePods. That's a passing out fad.
Eating OrkinPods while wearing a salmon hat is the new IN thing.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-15 08:20:22

Salmon Satan
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-12-25 10:38:58

We are having a pescatarian christmas dinner and the centrepiece will be a salmon roasted and decorated with pomegranate seeds.
So step 1 in preparation is to break open the pomegranate to get at the seeds and yes in case you're wondering the kitchen does now look like a particularly gruesome crime scene. Red-stained knife and hands and all.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 01:20:20

Salmon Satan
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-07 15:20:35

Salmon Satan
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45