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@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-07-28 18:12:45

God forbid a jump-out squad get ambushed. God forbid.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-06-28 15:26:48

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
JENNA: To transport what?
VILA: Do we care?
JENNA: [Slight laugh] Getting nervous?
VILA: No, I've been nervous all along. I do not like the look of that thing.
BLAKE: Zen, have the sensors picked up any sign of life?
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/72

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "I can see two people in what appears to be a futuristic spacecraft setting, consistent with science fiction television production values of the late 1970s. The scene takes place in what looks like a ship's interior with metallic surfaces and technical equipment visible in the background. One person is wearing earth-toned clothing while the other is dressed in lighter colored attire. The lighting and composition suggest this is from a dramatic scene, wi…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 05:20:13

Needy Amin
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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-28 14:11:49

Building NFL's 2025 All-Fun Team: Lamar Jackson, Chris Jones, Micah Parsons headline league's must-see talents

cbssports.com/nfl/news/b…

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-05-29 06:16:20

#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
GAN: Hull re-pressurized.
VILA: Inner hatches released.
AVON: Switch the visual.
[Main screen view changes to projectile at rest in inner hold]
blake.torpi…

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This appears to be a scene from a classic science fiction television series, set in what looks like a spacecraft or control room. The image shows two people seated in a futuristic cockpit or command area. One person on the left wears a brown and beige outfit, while the person on the right has a lighter brownish jacket with some distinctive details. The setting has the distinctive retro-futuristic aesthetic typical of British sci-fi productions from the late 1…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-28 13:20:17

Cadet Bone Spur
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@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-05-29 06:16:20

#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
GAN: Hull re-pressurized.
VILA: Inner hatches released.
AVON: Switch the visual.
[Main screen view changes to projectile at rest in inner hold]
blake.torpi…

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This appears to be a scene from a classic science fiction television series, set in what looks like a spacecraft or control room. The image shows two people seated in a futuristic cockpit or command area. One person on the left wears a brown and beige outfit, while the person on the right has a lighter brownish jacket with some distinctive details. The setting has the distinctive retro-futuristic aesthetic typical of British sci-fi productions from the late 1…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-28 12:20:13

Felonious Stunk
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-14 19:03:38

Alabama football legend Amari Cooper predicted to find new NFL home with ascending AFC squad sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-footb

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-28 10:20:16

Agent Orange
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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-26 19:59:45

Sources: Vikings give Metellus 3-year extension espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/458304

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-29 12:20:16

Comrade Carrot
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@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-07-20 00:07:09

The full superhuman samurai syber squad series is on youtube. All 53 episodes.
#tv

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-27 18:20:15

Alexander Scamilton
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-21 03:16:51

I didn't think the #Flash was a bad movie. It was actually pretty entertaining.
I'm gonna have to think about where it ranks in the old #DCEU cuz it wasn't The Suicide Squad or Peacemaker but it's not Black Adam or Wonder Woman '84 either.
▶️ The Flash – Official Trailer

@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-07-20 23:39:25

On Sunday afternoon I went to a poetry reading in NW8 that had a piece performed by 12 players, one of whom was Stewart Lee, portraying the ghost of the elephant Chunee who was executed by firing squad and bayonet in London in 1826.
Since I obviously do not approve of elephant execution and will go as far as NW8 for a poetry reading that disapproves of it, I do hope I am now one of the northwest London woke liberal elite.
RIP Chunee

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-28 00:20:19

Mendacious Mango
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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-19 15:31:43

Chiefs All-Quarter Century Team: Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce headline star-studded squad

cbssports.com/nfl/news/chiefs-

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-06-02 07:56:10

A look at Russian GRU Unit 29155's hacking department, which started out in 2012, and its involvement in cyber warfare and disinformation campaigns (The Insider)
theins.press/en/inv/281731

@qbi@freie-re.de
2025-07-04 11:53:52

Mark MacKinnon begleitet ukrainische Eliteeinheiten. Einige dienten zunächst in #Kabul und kämpften jetzt an zentralen Stellen, wie #Kyjiw, Asow-Stahl und anderen.
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An elite squad of Ukrainian fighters has been battling Russian occupation on the front lines. This is the story of their war - The Glo…

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-28 01:20:14

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-29 07:20:47

Super Spreader in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-28 02:20:13

Circus Peanut President
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-05 22:22:27

Podcast: Projecting the Raiders Practice Squad for 2025 si.com/nfl/raiders/las-vegas-n

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-06-18 09:04:17

I was trying Greenlight for streaming my Xbox console games on Bazzite Linux, and I noticed there's still hope for Microsoft 🧐 🥰 🥳 🎮
#gaming #Xbox #Greenlight

A new message on my Xbox Series X: "As a thank you for being a Gears fan, we're offering owners of Gears of War: Ultimate Edition (digital) a free code for Gears of War: Reloaded, playable on Xbox Series X|S and PC. Redeem on console or xbox.com/redeemcode, gather your squad, and get ready to crush the Locust on 26th August! [redeem code redacted]"
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 07:20:15

Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-20 10:41:41

Cowboys Headlines: Lakers sale good news for Jerry Jones; cheerleaders get huge pay raise cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-25 15:07:40

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
JENNA: [To Avon] Negative anti-gravs. [Avon presses buttons] Compensate for orbital drift and hold. [points to button] Hold.
BLAKE: All confirmed.
JENNA: Good.
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/8 B7B4

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "This appears to be a scene set aboard the Liberator spaceship, showing the main flight deck area with its distinctive tiered design and futuristic control panels. The setting has the characteristic sterile, technological aesthetic of the series with white and metallic surfaces. Four crew members are visible in the frame - one seated at what appears to be a control station in the foreground, while three others stand on the stepped platform behind. They'…
@w6kme@mastodon.radio
2025-06-11 20:33:46

Doing errands around (redacted) County this morning and saw a fair number of utterly blacked out SUVs (including illegally tinted windshields) with no markings of any kind save civilian California plates. External lights on the A-pillars.
Maybe CHP just added several boatloads of unmarked squad cars. Yeah, maybe that's it.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-24 18:15:03

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
BLAKE: Our air is running out.
AVON: [V.O.] Yes, I was afraid of that. How long?
BLAKE: Minutes. Get Zen to manoeuvre the ship 'round and bring the entire projectile on board.
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/143 B7B5

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "The image shows a scene from a science fiction television series from the late 1970s or early 1980s. It appears to be set inside a spacecraft or control room, with some holiday decorations (candy canes) visible at the top of the frame.

Two people are shown in what seems to be a tense moment. On the left is a person with blonde, wavy hair wearing a pink jacket over a light-colored top. On the right is someone with curly dark hair wearing a beige sweater, spea…
@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 14:23:57

I would vote for Satan himself if he campaigned on a platform of making this sort of bullshit punishable by firing squad.

Microsoft Edge rashly challenging me to find a way of fucking stopping it from opening when I log into Windows.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-05 19:30:23

QB Aaron Rodgers informs Steelers he'll be signing with squad nfl.com/news/qb-aaron-rodgers-

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-27 12:20:12

Dorito Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-27 06:20:13

Winnie the Coup
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-11 03:53:48

"Miller is a psychopath. Trump is an addled and delusional wannabe dictator."
And ICE is nothing but a goon squad. Unvetted blunt objects being used by America's worst fascists.
☑️ Poor little ICEmen – Digby's Hullabaloo
digbysblog.net/2025/07/10/poor

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-04 17:12:33

Will Raiders Find Any Special Talent From Their Practice Squad? si.com/nfl/raiders/las-vegas-j

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-26 09:20:16

Bargain Benito
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-04 12:12:33

Predicting the Raiders Practice Squad si.com/nfl/raiders/laki-tasi-l

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-20 06:04:11

#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
BLAKE: Take a look.
[Avon enters hold]
BLAKE: [To Avon] Thank you.
AVON: Glad to be of help.
JENNA: You don't sound too sure about that. Thanks anyway. Nice flying.
[Blake goes to intercom]

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "This scene appears to be set on a spaceship or space station, with metallic corridors and industrial-style architecture visible in the background. The lighting creates a dramatic, somewhat tense atmosphere typical of science fiction television. Three characters are engaged in what seems to be an important conversation or confrontation. One figure wears earth-toned clothing, another is in darker attire, and the third character has blonde hair and is wea…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 16:07:38

I've gone through exactly what Ellen Pompeo did at LAX. I was headed to Italy & the TSA detected something on my shoes. Sirens went off & before I could say anything, I got detained.
A guy with military gear & a rifle appears & I got to play 20 Qs for an hour. I'm showing my plane ticket, itinerary, passport, driver's license, business card, Academy of Magical Arts membership card, Disney D23 card... not kidding.
Almost missed by flight. A tad unsett…

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 23:20:34

Winnie the Coup
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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-05 18:09:48

League-altering Cowboys-Ravens trade pitch sends $24 million superstar to Baltimore sportingnews.com/us/nfl/baltim

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-17 18:12:19

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
BLAKE: Oh, what do you say to that Zen?
ZEN: Please state course and speed.
BLAKE: Very diplomatic. Set a course for Centero, speed standard by two.
ZEN: Confirmed.
[End of episode. Roll credits.]
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/504

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "I can see this is a scene set aboard what appears to be a spacecraft, with the characteristic futuristic interior design typical of science fiction television from this era. The image shows two figures - one prominently in the foreground wearing a distinctive brown and beige uniform with geometric patterns, and another figure visible in the background. The setting appears to be the main area or control room of the ship, with the typical technological b…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 03:20:13

Little Donnie Small Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-23 22:20:23

Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-05-30 17:53:29

Tyreek Hill trade idea sends Dolphins superstar to new-look AFC squad sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-ve

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-10 11:19:47

Three things Ravens' accomplished this offseason to help return to defensive dominance espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/457014

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-22 21:20:22

King Flaccid the First
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@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-09 09:14:38

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
VILA: What's eating you now?
AVON: I'm just wondering how long we're going to live to enjoy our new found skills.
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/8 B7B2

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-22 04:20:14

Don the Con
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-11 02:39:26

some hoopers on the squad 🗣️ youtube.com/watch?v=7WVBw647SB

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-06-10 06:12:50

#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
AVON: Good. Moving to line up. Right lateral, minimum power.
VILA: Too much. You're overshooting.
AVON: Left lateral. That's enough. Hold.
VILA: Square on.

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "This scene appears to be set aboard a spacecraft, likely the Liberator, given the futuristic interior with curved walls and control panels visible in the background. The setting has the characteristic sleek, technological aesthetic of the series with muted lighting creating a serious atmosphere.

Two crew members are shown in what appears to be a tense or contemplative moment. One character is wearing the distinctive brown and beige Federation uniform …
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-21 02:20:17

Cadet Bone Spur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-20 08:20:18

Commander in Cheats
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-19 03:20:12

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-02 09:15:48

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
AVON: [V.O.] I hear you.
BLAKE: Bring us back. [Pause. V.O.] Bring us back.
[Interior. Liberator teleport area. Avon is at the console. Gan is there]
AVON: I can't. The teleport control is burnt out.
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/130

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from a science fiction television series from the late 1970s or early 1980s. The scene takes place on what looks like a spacecraft control room or console area. Two people are shown leaning over what appears to be a control panel or computer terminal. One person has blonde wavy hair and is wearing a pastel-colored striped shirt, while the other has dark curly hair and is wearing what appears to be a tan or beige outfit. They seem to b…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 09:20:14

L. Ron Chubbard
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 05:20:19

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-06-30 15:12:44

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
CALLY: [Telepaths] How did you get here?
BLAKE: We came from.... [looks quickly to the side].
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/344 B7B4

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "I can see this appears to be from a science fiction television production, showing a scene set in what looks like a rocky, desert-like alien landscape or quarry location. The setting has a distinctive reddish or sepia-toned color cast typical of 1970s/80s television production. The rocky, chalky terrain and lighting suggest this is meant to represent an alien planet surface. The scene appears to be from an action or dramatic sequence, with the characte…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-18 00:20:23

Bunker Boy
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2025-06-18 02:20:13

Girth Vader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-17 22:20:20

Flag Fondler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-18 09:20:14

President Dunning-Kruger
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 22:20:18

Comrade Carrot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-17 10:20:17

King Flaccid the First
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2025-06-17 14:20:15

Bunker Boy
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2025-07-17 02:20:15

Jabba the Gut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-14 09:20:23

Nectarine N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-14 11:20:15

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 17:20:15

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 23:20:18

President Thump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 17:20:14

Der Derpenführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 16:20:20

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 01:20:12

Teddy Dozevelt
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2025-07-12 12:20:58

Marmalade Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-10 22:20:14

Spurious Caesar
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2025-06-11 07:20:17

Combover Caligula
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2025-06-10 02:20:31

Flag Fondler
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2025-06-10 14:20:17

Donald McRapesalot
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2025-06-10 09:20:11

Chump in Chief
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2025-06-09 11:20:14

Super Spreader in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-09 16:20:18

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 06:20:15

Tweety Amin
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2025-07-07 14:20:16

Pee-resident Dump
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2025-06-06 23:20:16

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2025-06-07 15:20:14

Quarter Flouder
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2025-06-07 04:20:17

Short-fingered Vulgarian
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2025-07-05 22:20:22

Don the Con
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2025-07-06 10:20:15

Impeached Beached Fail
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 20:20:17

Patient Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 13:20:20

A-Man-For-All-Treasons
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-04 11:20:16

Il Douché
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2025-07-04 15:20:36

Girth Vader
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2025-06-04 07:20:15

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-03 04:20:17

Sir Lies-a-lot
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2025-07-03 09:20:18

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-02 19:20:17

Traitor Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-02 08:20:15

Dopey McGropey
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-02 13:20:12

Tweety Amin
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

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2025-05-31 16:20:15

Don Whoreleon
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45