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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-22 01:38:29

Michael Carter Speaks With The Media About Suiting Up For Raiders Game, Difficulties Of Being On Practice Squad, And More azcardinals.com/video/michael-

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 03:20:15

King Baby Coward
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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-19 21:26:35

Falcons release longtime kicker Younghoe Koo, elevate Parker Romo from practice squad as his replacement

cbssports.com/nfl/news/falcons

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-23 15:14:05

Should Chargers consider reunion with former Cowboys superstar Ezekiel Elliott? si.com/nfl/chargers/chargers-r

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-20 20:25:35

Raiders elevate two from practice squad ahead of Week 3 vs Commanders raiderswire.usatoday.com/story

@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-07-20 23:39:25

On Sunday afternoon I went to a poetry reading in NW8 that had a piece performed by 12 players, one of whom was Stewart Lee, portraying the ghost of the elephant Chunee who was executed by firing squad and bayonet in London in 1826.
Since I obviously do not approve of elephant execution and will go as far as NW8 for a poetry reading that disapproves of it, I do hope I am now one of the northwest London woke liberal elite.
RIP Chunee

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 03:20:12

Admiral Ipecac
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@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-07-20 00:07:09

The full superhuman samurai syber squad series is on youtube. All 53 episodes.
#tv

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-23 18:34:21

Source: Bucs bringing back 400 pound Watson espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/463570 -pound-dt-desmond-watson-source-confirms

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-17 23:22:02

🏃‍♀️ Flopped launch and new squad building: Boston and Denver’s journey to the NWSL | Moving the Goalposts
theguardian.com/football/2025/

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-20 06:04:11

#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
BLAKE: Take a look.
[Avon enters hold]
BLAKE: [To Avon] Thank you.
AVON: Glad to be of help.
JENNA: You don't sound too sure about that. Thanks anyway. Nice flying.
[Blake goes to intercom]

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "This scene appears to be set on a spaceship or space station, with metallic corridors and industrial-style architecture visible in the background. The lighting creates a dramatic, somewhat tense atmosphere typical of science fiction television. Three characters are engaged in what seems to be an important conversation or confrontation. One figure wears earth-toned clothing, another is in darker attire, and the third character has blonde hair and is wea…
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-17 11:11:42

Cowboys 53-man roster, practice squad eligibility for Week 3 vs Bears; DE added, IR moves cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 01:20:17

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-22 04:20:14

Don the Con
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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-11 21:30:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Cock Sparrer:
🎵 Riot Squad
#CockSparrer
nocoasthardcore.bandcamp.com/t

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-22 21:20:22

King Flaccid the First
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@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-20 13:33:53

Russian investment platform confirms cyberattack by pro-Ukraine hackers therecord.media/russia-cyberat

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-19 19:16:41

53-man roster deadline and more upcoming dates to know raiders.com/news/53-man-roster

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-17 15:07:02

Cowboys add center depth with experience, history with OC from Colts days cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-23 22:20:23

Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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@qbi@freie-re.de
2025-07-04 11:53:52

Mark MacKinnon begleitet ukrainische Eliteeinheiten. Einige dienten zunächst in #Kabul und kämpften jetzt an zentralen Stellen, wie #Kyjiw, Asow-Stahl und anderen.
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An elite squad of Ukrainian fighters has been battling Russian occupation on the front lines. This is the story of their war - The Glo…

@shriramk@mastodon.social
2025-09-14 16:44:55

I have never seen protests quite like at this year's Vuelta a España. "Closed" sports can dictate what protests are permitted inside stadiums. "Open" sports on open roads can't control things. I wonder how many more riders will leave the Israel-Premier Tech squad.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-21 02:40:30

New Dolphins edge Matt Judon didn't go to Miami for 'relaxing': 'It's about the work I put in' nfl.com/news/new-dolphins-edge

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-21 11:30:39

Buccaneers' Calijah Kancey (pectoral) could return if team reaches playoffs, advances past first round nfl.com/news/buccaneers-calija

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-12 21:12:36

Cowboys' standout UDFA to be elevated from practice squad for Week 2 si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-11 03:53:48

"Miller is a psychopath. Trump is an addled and delusional wannabe dictator."
And ICE is nothing but a goon squad. Unvetted blunt objects being used by America's worst fascists.
☑️ Poor little ICEmen – Digby's Hullabaloo
digbysblog.net/2025/07/10/poor

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-17 18:12:19

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
BLAKE: Oh, what do you say to that Zen?
ZEN: Please state course and speed.
BLAKE: Very diplomatic. Set a course for Centero, speed standard by two.
ZEN: Confirmed.
[End of episode. Roll credits.]
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/504

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "I can see this is a scene set aboard what appears to be a spacecraft, with the characteristic futuristic interior design typical of science fiction television from this era. The image shows two figures - one prominently in the foreground wearing a distinctive brown and beige uniform with geometric patterns, and another figure visible in the background. The setting appears to be the main area or control room of the ship, with the typical technological b…
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-13 03:11:40

New Raiders DB Terrell Edmunds On Joining The Squad, Pete Carroll Ideology, And Learning The Playbook raiderramble.com/2025/08/12/ne

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-13 21:09:18

Giants activate Swayze Bozeman, Elijah Garcia from practice squad for Week 2 giants.com/news/giants-activat

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-13 20:46:51

Falcons to elevate Parker Romo from practice squad, scratch kicker Younghoe Koo after Week 1 struggles

cbssports.com/nfl/news/falcons

@me@mastodon.peterjanes.ca
2025-08-13 05:20:24

I've now — finally — watched the Naked Gun trilogy for the first time. (I know, I know, I'm going to have to turn in my "Close Personal Friend of [Weird] Al" card.) Fits the well-established 2,1,3 pattern, and I'm into it enough that I've started on Police Squad.

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-09-05 09:33:49

Ministers may be 'complicit in Israel's war crimes'
Also in the article, Israeli death squad soldiers using teenage boys for target practice.
| Morning Star
morningstaronline.co.uk/articl

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 00:20:19

Spurious Caesar
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@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-08-06 22:22:46

Inside the Religious "Hit Squad" that’s taking down video games - Charalanahzard
youtube.com/watch?v=rKD4fYc8xV4

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 13:20:13

Traitor Tot
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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-30 06:41:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #StreetSounds
Flipmode Squad:
🎵 Cha Cha Cha
#FlipmodeSquad
jperiod.bandcamp.com/track/cha

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-21 02:20:17

Cadet Bone Spur
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-06 23:25:37

Raiders make two key practice squad elevations for Week raiderswire.usatoday.com/story

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-08-14 12:16:57

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
BLAKE: Then stay with us.
CALLY: Thank you.
JENNA: What are we going to do about the projectile.
BLAKE: Dump it in deep space.
JENNA: Thanks a lot.
GAN: I don't like the sound of that. It's murder.
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/490

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-05 18:15:56

Raiders sign a WR from the practice squad to replace Amari Cooper and add another raiderswire.usatoday.com/story

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-20 19:20:15

Pumpkin Pinochet
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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-29 18:51:13

Cowboys bring back impressive UDFA defender to practice squad cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-20 08:20:16

Flag Fondler
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-01 18:04:51

Raiders add veteran QB to practice squad ahead of season opener reviewjournal.com/sports/raide

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-11 21:28:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Bad Brains:
🎵 Riot Squad
#BadBrains
open.spotify.com/track/0UYvJsJ

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-09-13 06:18:51

#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
AVON: We'll need to blast the door. That will alert the guards before we've even started.
VILA: [To Avon] Listen fingers, computers are yours, doors are mine. Right?
BLAKE: You can open it?

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "I can see this appears to be a scene from a science fiction television series, showing two people in what looks like a futuristic or spaceship-like setting with white/light colored walls in the background. One person is wearing what appears to be a red or burgundy colored outfit, while the other is wearing darker clothing with what looks like a light-colored vest or jacket over it. The lighting and film quality suggests this is from a television produc…
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-28 12:04:35

Cowboys to land former preseason darling on practice squad in splash move si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-28 11:42:30

Cowboys to land former preseason darling on practice squad in splash move si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-08-12 21:12:47

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
AVON: Open the main locks.
[Exterior. View of Liberator hold opening]
AVON: Visual. [A view of space from the interior of the hold is displayed on the main viewscreen.]
VILA: Ramp fully open.
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/162 B7B6

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-19 07:20:16

Trumpty Dumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-19 00:20:29

Donny Little Hands
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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-26 19:42:21

Dallas Cowboys waive promising UDFA safety, likely practice squad candidate si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-15 01:10:07

2025 NFL Week 2 surprises: Jump on Daniel Jones, 49ers bandwagons right now nfl.com/news/2025-nfl-week-2-s

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-19 01:20:16

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-07 01:02:59

Raiders Sign Speedy Super Bowl Champion WR After Amari Cooper Retires heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas]

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-26 21:52:33

Cowboys should add recently-released Super Bowl-winning QB to practice squad si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-19 15:20:19

Count of Mostly Crisco
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-19 03:20:12

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-18 20:17:40

Commanders Get Clear Jayden Daniels Take Before Raiders Game heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas]

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-09 09:14:38

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
VILA: What's eating you now?
AVON: I'm just wondering how long we're going to live to enjoy our new found skills.
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/8 B7B2

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-08 21:41:30

Panthers sign 2 former Cowboys draft picks; including 50-game veteran DB cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-28 10:26:47

Cowboys Headlines: Will Grier returns, QB2 named, CBs added; practice squad, waiver news cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-18 08:20:13

Flag Fondler
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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-12 06:11:20

Jordan Love's big-play offense, Micah Parsons'-powered pass rush puts Packers in Super Bowl conversation

cbssports.com/nfl/news/jordan-

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-26 22:26:39

Dallas Cowboys Practice Squad Tracker: Who is back, added to team roster after initial 53 cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-18 09:20:14

President Dunning-Kruger
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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-11 13:00:58

Fantasy football 2025: Ideal top two picks for each draft slot in a 12-team league nfl.com/news/fantasy-football-

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-17 21:36:03

D.D. Lewis, Cowboys' all-time postseason appearance leader, passes away at 79 cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-17 19:20:17

Tweety Amin
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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-11 19:46:27

What's on the line in Commanders vs. Packers Week 2 Thursday Night Football game

cbssports.com/betting/news/wha

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-05 17:04:05

What They're Saying: Patriots prepare to take on a Raiders squad led by 'one of the best coaches in the history of our league' raiders.com/news/what-they-re-

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-17 22:20:20

Flag Fondler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-17 02:20:15

Jabba the Gut
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-05 16:56:06

What They're Saying: Patriots prepare to take on a Raiders squad led by 'one of the best coaches in the history of our league' raiders.com/news/what-they-re-

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-10 11:19:47

Three things Ravens' accomplished this offseason to help return to defensive dominance espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/457014

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-16 01:20:13

Comrade Krasnov
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-16 13:20:13

Comrade Carrot
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-13 15:47:23

Raiders New Signing Breaks Silence on Joining Las Vegas heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas]

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-16 06:20:15

Felonious Stunk
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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-28 14:16:24

Reclaimed Land: Cowboys look to re-sign former camp star Colts poached in 2023 cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-16 04:20:19

Walker: Taxes Evader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-16 02:20:17

Mustard Melanoma
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-16 07:20:14

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-16 09:20:13

Donald John Tantrum
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-14 19:20:37

Agent Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-14 02:20:12

Bargain Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-14 21:20:12

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-14 09:20:23

Nectarine N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-13 15:20:19

Draft Dodgin' Don
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-13 17:20:14

Tangerine Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-12 08:20:54

Coppertone Coward
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 16:20:20

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 01:20:12

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 12:20:58

Marmalade Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 17:20:15

Gameshow Göering
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-11 10:20:17

The Pedo in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-11 20:20:13

Count of Mostly Crisco
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-10 01:20:12

Donvict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-10 22:20:14

Spurious Caesar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-09 05:20:13

President TACO
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