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@karpi@chaos.social
2025-05-04 06:04:26

Switzerland was invented by the king of Sweden to control global financial systems using mind control through the audio frequency of yodeling ☝️#SwitzerlandIsFake

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-06-30 17:56:44

The government in Switzerland is informing that sensitive information from various federal offices has been impacted by a ransomware attack at the third-party organization Radix.
bleepingcomputer.com/news/secu

@AntoninDanalet@datasci.social
2025-06-02 11:56:52

Consumer price for mobility in 🇨🇭, 2000-2024
The report "Environment Switzerland 2018" (bafu.admin.ch/bafu/en/home/sta

Development of consumer prices for public transport and car relative to household income, 1995-2017. Y axis: Index (2000 = 100). X axis: 1995-2017. Since 2000, prices for public transport have risen more strongly than the disposable income. Car prices, on the other hand, have risen less sharply and have even fallen in recent years. For interpretation, there is also household income. Net disposable income of private households and private (non-profit) organisations per capita.
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-06-29 13:35:33

Report: Swiss deep tech startups have created over $100B in total enterprise value, with 60% of VC funding in Switzerland from 2019 to 2025 going to deep tech (Cate Lawrence/Tech.eu)
tech.eu/2025/06/26/switzerland

@JorgeStolfi@mas.to
2025-05-02 09:04:53

#ZuckNews Of The Day*
ZÜRICH, SWITZERLAND, May 1st 2025: Recognizing that its 131 year old flagship publication has failed to keep up with modern technology, the IUPAC today unveiled the new Periodic Table of the Elements. Notable changes include
Hydrogen -> Solargen
Helium -> Theylium
Boron -> Uncoolium
Bromine -> Bruhmine
Potassium -> Medicalmarijuanium…

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-06-06 08:44:28

PSA: "Made in Switzerland" ist nun als Single verfügbar - 2 Tracks, Original und eine KARAOKE VERSION!!!! 🎉🫕🎶🇨🇭
Auf Apple Music music.apple.com/ch/album/made-
und Spotify

Cover der Single Made in Switzerland, zeigt ein Standbild der Show, die Sänger laufen mit übergrossen Fonduegabeln mit käsebedeckten Brotstücken über die glitzernde Bühne hinter Hazel, Sandra und Petra her
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-05-28 17:54:11

Massive glacier collapse in southern Switzerland today, destroying homes in the village of Blatten.
youtu.be/y0o8jEF4YaQ?si=CXT3Z8

@arXiv_eessIV_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-02 07:24:56

Beyond Pretty Pictures: Combined Single- and Multi-Image Super-resolution for Sentinel-2 Images
Aditya Retnanto (Asian Development Bank, Philippines), Son Le (Asian Development Bank, Philippines), Sebastian Mueller (Asian Development Bank, Philippines), Armin Leitner (GeoVille Information Systems and Data Processing GmbH, Austria), Konrad Schindler (ETH Z\"urich, Switzerland), Yohan Iddawela (Asian Development Bank, Philippines), Michael Riffler (GeoVille Information Systems and D…

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-06-18 22:07:57

Permafrost in Swiss Alps at record warmth #switzerland

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-06-28 16:00:09

"Climate change turns Alpine glaciers into ‘Swiss cheese’, raising water and power concerns"
#Climate #ClimateChange

@AntoninDanalet@datasci.social
2025-06-03 15:05:33

Effect of the Gotthard Base Tunnel:
👉 a modest but statistically significant decline in the number of cars 🚗
👉 a substantial induced rail demand effect resulting from the travel time savings 🚅
Conclusion by the authors:
on such touristic routes, road and rail transport are not perfect substitutes
My personal conclusion:
👉 Modal shift needs push & pull measures
👉 Without other measures (pricing, reduced capacity, slowing), adding capacity only increas…

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-27 10:50:30

Guess what arrived in Switzerland today! This looks great, @…!
#retrocomputing #computinghistory

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2025-06-27 10:50:30

Guess what arrived in Switzerland today! This looks great, @…!
#retrocomputing #computinghistory

Photo of the book “Bootstrapping Computing” by Alexander Obenauer.
‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-27 10:50:30

Guess what arrived in Switzerland today! This looks great, @…!
#retrocomputing #computinghistory

@joannalaine@hachyderm.io
2025-05-29 23:16:45

The Atlantic compiled some photos of Blatten in Valais, Switzerland to show the effect of the terrible glacier landslide.
theatlantic.com/photography/ar

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-27 21:14:26

Hiking in Saxony Switzerland #154
#NowWatching

@ianp5a@mastodon.cloud
2025-06-29 23:20:51

This Meshtastic mesh just keeps growing. 489 nodes reaching across Austria, Switzerland and even into France now, over 250km away from me in Munich. I also moved my antenna up 1 floor, to the 2nd floor, getting me 6 direct connections. Up from only 2 before.
#Meshtastic #Munich

Map of south Germany showing positions of Meshtastic nodes
@jom@social.kontrollapparat.de
2025-05-26 13:55:24
Content warning: Anti-Semitic stickers in Basel

I don't know if those "FCK ISRL" stickers are legal in Switzerland, but I'm glad they're not in Germany, so we don't have to constantly go through the hassle of removing that crap. Israel's fundamental right to exist is not up for negotiation.
#Israel

A crumpled sticker, because removed, with the inscription "FCK ISRL", held by a hand. The letters are in white on a black background, with a red stripe at the top and bottom edge.
@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2025-06-12 11:06:51

Nice to see Michael Hansmeyer still following his dreams: The White Tower was finally revealed 2 weeks ago, currently the largest 3D printed structure in the world (30 meters [90ft] tall), located in a small village in Switzerland:
michael-hansmeyer.com/white-to

Night time photo of 3D printed tower at the center of a small Swiss mountain village. The tower is made from pale concrete, illuminated in pink LED lights. Steep mountain slopes rising up behind the village
@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-04-24 14:16:20

"The first medium for humor was plain text, as was the first age of the Internet. There are Usenet groups entirely dedicated to jokes, such as rec.humor.funny or alt.humor.best-of-usenet. It was through those pre-web media that some classics were published first, like the epic Bastard Operator From Hell (BOFH) series, or the DEC WARS! storyline, a parody of Star Wars adapted to the world of UNIX and VMS minicomputers."

@villavelius@mastodon.online
2025-05-26 08:39:43

social.cwts.nl/@LudoWaltman/11
Always publish an open preprint first, and then, if needed, submit to a journal. If the preprint is open anyway, it probably doesn't matter whether your chosen journal is open access (of any flavour) or subscription-…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 14:58:03

Same here.
fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@underdarkGIS@fosstodon.org
2025-05-22 18:08:28

PhD position Geographic Information Visualization and Analysis (GIVA) “GeoNavLearn” with Prof. Sara I. Fabrikant
jobs.uzh.ch/job-vacancies/phd-

@hey@social.nowicki.io
2025-05-24 18:15:32

We sometimes think about Switzerland as the country-as-a-fortress, but in reality we should look at Finland.
They organised their entire country, including culture, health care system for the not-that-theoretical-anymore case of needing to fight for their independence again.
youtube.com/watch?v=R…

@akosma@mastodon.online
2025-06-21 18:48:57

"Objective-C is a West Coast language. Objective-C is a hippie. You throw stuff at it and it just trusts you. “Peace maaaaaannn… if you say this is an NSArray I believe you…” and it leans back in its armchair, smoking weed, listening to Marley, Floyd, Doors, or Janis, looking at you with deep eyes, telling you stories about Buddhism and how important is ecology, and that tonight they are going to a retreat in the beach to pray for Yemanjš and the salvation of dolphins."

@newstik@social.heise.de
2025-06-19 03:28:45

"Yukoner recognized by United Nations for #radio work"
yukon-news.com/news/yukoner-re

@Billybobbell@twit.social
2025-06-15 12:05:21

Forest bathing in #meilen in #switzerland Truly a beautiful country ❤️

@buercher@tooting.ch
2025-05-29 08:18:41

Why does Switzerland have more nuclear bunkers than any other country? #longread theguardian.com/news/2025/may/

@HeidiSeibold@fosstodon.org
2025-04-17 05:10:07

Last day of the Open Science Retreat is starting with a special surprise: it's snowing! 🌨
Thanks Switzerland for showing us all the seasons in one week 💜
#OSR25CH

Snowy trees
@arXiv_condmatsuprcon_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-23 10:22:00

Electric field control of superconducting fluctuations and quasiparticle interference at oxide interfaces
Graham Kimbell (Department of Quantum Matter Physics, University of Geneva, Geneva, Switzerland), Ulderico Filippozzi (Kavli Institute of Nanoscience, Delft University of Technology, Delft, Netherlands), Stefano Gariglio (Department of Quantum Matter Physics, University of Geneva, Geneva, Switzerland), Marc Gabay (Laboratoire de Physique des Solides, Universite Paris Saclay, CNRS U…

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-05-17 22:27:28

Ehm, the jury vote has Switzerland and Austria head-to-head. If this continues with the public vote and we win ESC again, by right the next region of Switzerland that should hold the ESC would be the Romansh speaking part!
Where in Grisons should we do that?!?
#esc2025 #eurovision2025

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-14 19:13:47

@… Incorrect, we only think we are because most of us haven’t spent time in Switzerland.

@burger_jaap@mastodon.social
2025-06-11 11:35:46

Switzerland 🇨🇭 to ease #EV charging in apartment buildings: The Ständerat has voted in favour of the 'Unverbietbarkeit' of installing home EV charging points, which means that owner's associations cannot prohibit them.
The same applies to rental properties. This is a major step that will help more Swiss to switch.
The Bundesrat must now amend law(s) and regulations.

@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org
2025-06-11 13:41:49

Just now: we're celebrating 5 years of CLARIN-CH 🇨🇭and the fact that Switzerland is a full member of #CLARIN since beginning of 2025
🎉

Opening slide of the event
CLARIN-CH
CELEBRATION
11.06.25, 15:30 - 17:00, Apéro: 17:00 - 18:00
Room: AND 4.06
5*h anniversary and membership in CLARIN ERIC
Program:
• Welcome and Introduction: Anita Auer (President of the
CLARIN-CH Consortium)
• CLARIN-CH 2020-2025: Cristina Grisot (CLARIN-CH National
Coordinator)
• Word from host institution UZH: Elisabeth Stark (Vice
President Research UZH)
• Word from CLARIN ERIC: Henk van den Heuvel (CLARIN Board
of Directors)
• Word from SERI: Lea Bühlmann…
plan for each year with milestones, all achieved!
@arXiv_eessSY_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-11 09:18:45

Future Deployment and Flexibility of Distributed Energy Resources in the Distribution Grids of Switzerland
Lorenzo Zapparoli, Alfredo Oneto, Mar\'ia Parajeles Herrera, Blazhe Gjorgiev, Gabriela Hug, Giovanni Sansavini
arxiv.org/abs/2506.08724

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-17 21:10:24

OK, Switzerland does NOT get to claim inventing the Internet. Fuck that noise. AN implementation of a hypertext system was invented by a BRITISH guy working at CERN in 1989, which got picked up as the WEB. The ARPA/Internet is an American creation from 1969. IP in 1983. fuck's sake guys

Eurovision
@hieronymus@chaos.social
2025-05-28 19:28:13
Content warning: #Nature #Catastrophy #Avalanche #Switzerland

And another #mountain fell into the #valley in #Switzerland.
Nach Gletscherabbruch: «Alles was Blatten benötigt, werden wir zur Verfügung stellen» - News - SRF

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-14 23:30:34

🔊 #NowPlaying on #BBCRadio3:
#ThroughTheNight
- Sibelius: Finlandia, Violin Concerto & Fifth Symphony
The Ensemble Symphonique Neuchâtel performs orchestral music by Sibelius at a concert given in Switzerland with soloist Sergey Khachatryan in the Violin Concerto.
Relisten now 👇
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002d91s

@arXiv_qfinST_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-05-16 07:38:54

The impact of economic policies on housing prices. Approximations and predictions in the UK, the US, France, and Switzerland from the 1980s to today
Nicolas Houli\'e
arxiv.org/abs/2505.09620

@arXiv_econGN_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-05-28 07:22:13

The Effect of the Gotthard Base Tunnel on Road Traffic: A Synthetic Control Approach
Hannes Wallimann, Widar von Arx, Ann Hesse
arxiv.org/abs/2505.21129

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-21 11:06:44

@… @… I guess that’s what certain people call “neutrality.”

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-21 11:06:44

@… @… I guess that’s what certain people call “neutrality.”

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-06-28 08:11:01

#Gletscher in der #Schweiz, den #USA und #Kanada haben zwischen 2021 und 2024 rund 12 % ihrer

@karpi@chaos.social
2025-05-06 12:44:34

Unser virales "Switzerland is Fake" Video hat auf allen Kanälen 4,2 Millionen Views gesammelt. Ist eine Zusammenarbeit mit dem Fotomuseum Winterthur, das am 17. Mai endlich wieder auf geht. (Winterthur existiert natürlich auch nicht).
youtube.com/shorts/Ub02Si5T9lI

@arXiv_eessSY_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 08:03:31

A Data-driven Predictive Control Architecture for Train Thermal Energy Management
Ahmed Aboudonia, Johannes Estermann, Keith Moffat, Manfred Morari, John Lygeros
arxiv.org/abs/2506.09187

@AntoninDanalet@datasci.social
2025-05-14 07:46:41

I had the opportunity to deliver a 1.5-hour session at @… on the topic of "Transport Modelling at SBB", as part of the course "Introduction to Transportation Systems". As an external expert from the industry, I shared insights over three chapters:
1️⃣ Data for Transport Modelling
2️⃣ Modelling Landscape at SBB and in Switzerland
3️⃣ SI…

@buercher@tooting.ch
2025-06-12 17:58:32

Eurochem, Zug, Switzerland
Reuters identified five chemical companies, in which five Western-sanctioned billionaires hold stakes, that provided more than 75% of the key chemicals shipped by rail to some of Russia's largest explosives factories from the start of the war until September this year, according to the railway data.
reuters.com/world/europe/russi