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@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-14 19:11:29

@… Of course! The only reason they’re the bastard 99% of the time right now is because the UK’s new national pastime is “being shit at everything”.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-06-13 05:25:44

Garmin unveils the $799 Venu X1 smartwatch with a 2" square AMOLED screen, a titanium body, an eight-day battery, and a blood oxygen monitor, coming on June 18 (Emma Roth/The Verge)
theverge.com/news/686325/garmi

@petaqui@masto.es
2025-05-13 21:07:21

Estoy de meter a la IA con calzador en todo... Hasta el pepino. Sí, es muy útil, puede ayudar mucho en muchos aspectos, pero esto ya se estš yendo de madre.
@… mastodon.social…

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-13 19:11:56

#Wordle 1,455 4/6*
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ <1% of 216,477 (13)
🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 8% of 25 (4)
🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 41% of 233 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 82/99
Luck 69/99
So close. Had to go through remaining letters 1 at a time to find the answer because it just didn't pop out at me.
Getting it down to 13 words on my 1st guess didn't really help me get it quicker. If I were the bot and knew what those 13 words were, it would help, but I've gotta muddle my way through. I'm ok w/ that though.

@joxean@mastodon.social
2025-06-11 13:37:14

Some information about the upcoming #Fairphone 6 has been leaked. The TL;DR: super modular, 8 GB RAM, 256 GB storage, price 549.99 euros, rumoured for a June 25th launch.
"Fairphone 6: 'Faires' Smartphone with modular design - Price & Picture".

Fairphone 6 Horizon Black (front view)
@HolgerSteinmann@norden.social
2025-06-07 08:27:06

Ich bin da ja kein Fan von, aaaaber...
Das ist eines der besten Musikvideos, die ich seit längerem gesehen habe.
Jede Szene eine Überraschung.
youtu.be/aSugSGCC12I?si=X8wHZg

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-10 08:49:11

Koons on 11

A large red vinyl blow-up in the style of a balloon animal atop an endcap in a grocery store. It has the poster of the Sphinx and a price tag of $39.99.
@petaqui@masto.es
2025-04-11 09:01:37

No puedo mšs que estar de acuerdo
@… mastodon.social/@verge/1143185

@arXiv_mathOA_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-13 08:28:00

Nuclear C*-algebras: 99 problems
Christopher Schafhauser, Aaron Tikuisis, Stuart White
arxiv.org/abs/2506.10902 arxiv…

@kcase@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 15:40:08

More seriously, of the devices I brought with me to Cupertino this week, the chances of installing a new operating system on each today are:
- MacBook: 95%. (I can install to a separate partition and test with a separate account without risking my main setup.)
- Apple Vision Pro: 99%. (I use this nearly every day, but don't rely on it.)
- iPhone: 0% (If there's one device I need to work reliably this week, this is that device.)
- Apple Watch: 50%? (I brought t…

@arXiv_hepex_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-09 08:49:32

Probing QCD Confinement with Spin Entanglement
The STAR Collaboration
arxiv.org/abs/2506.05499 arxiv.org/pdf/2506.054…

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-06-07 14:00:04

elite: Barnes-Burkett elite affiliations (1962)
A small bipartite network of the affiliations among elite individuals and the corporate, museum, university boards, or social clubs to which they belonged, from 1962.
This network has 44 nodes and 99 edges.
Tags: Social, Affiliation, Unweighted
networks.skewed.de/net/…

elite: Barnes-Burkett elite affiliations (1962). 44 nodes, 99 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/elite
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-06-04 07:15:26

"In America, the wealthiest 1% are protected by the law but not bound by it, and the bottom 99% are bound by the law but not protected by it." Pop quiz: in which other countries that same thing is true? ->
Galloway: 'I don't think there's that much difference between us and Germany in the 20s and 30s'

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-06-01 21:49:33
Content warning:

Do you like mermen? Do you like GAY mermen? Milky Sea is about young sea god Nerites cheating on his boyfriend Poseidon with the literal Sun.
You get the uncensored illustration when you buy the story.
All earnings will go to the @… to fight the Supreme Court's recent anti trans ruling. Pay $1.99 or more.

@arXiv_statME_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-09 09:50:42

Bayesian variable selection in a Cox proportional hazards model with the "Sum of Single Effects" prior
Yunqi Yang, Karl Tayeb, Peter Carbonetto, Xiaoyuan Zhong, Carole Ober, Matthew Stephens
arxiv.org/abs/2506.06233

@arXiv_astrophIM_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-04 07:46:50

The Growing Impact of Unintended Starlink Broadband Emission on Radio Astronomy in the SKA-Low Frequency Range
Dylan Grigg, Steven Tingay, Marcin Sokolowski
#toXiv_bot_toot

@magicicada@social.sdf.org
2025-04-03 11:39:38

Your Asian foods destination
Taken 2 April 2025
#Retail #Supermarket

Shelves behind a glass door in a supermarket. There are a few price labels attached to the shelves, but the shelves are empty of any merchandise. A sign adhered to the top of the door reads in plain letters: "Your Asian Foods Destination". It's impossible to read the product names on the price labels. But two labels say $3.99 marked down to $2.99. Two others say $6.49 marked down to $5.49. And several labels say "Buy 1 get 1 free". The ceiling is barely visible in the photo past the shelves: a …
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-01 20:26:47

No. 99 WR Cole Beasley: Cowboys Top 100 Countdown to the 2025 season cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-11 13:22:26

#Wordle 1,453 3/6*
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ <1% of 214,414 (116)
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 5% of 57 (4)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 34% of 398
WordleBot
Skill 72/99
Luck 69/99
Sometimes the goddess of luck smiles on me. I was in a little bit of a hurry today, and did not expect my 3rd word to be the answer, and yet, thanks goddess, much appreciated.

@hynek@mastodon.social
2025-06-08 12:03:52

tfw iA Writer somehow throws away a day of work (99% sure it’s iCloud Drive's fault) and you have to reconcile yesterday night’s version with the latest one.
Thank Cthulhu for `File − Revert To − Browse All Versions…` and my overpriced Kaleidoscope subscription. #YouTuberLyfe

@arXiv_qfinST_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 09:41:21

Advancing Exchange Rate Forecasting: Leveraging Machine Learning and AI for Enhanced Accuracy in Global Financial Markets
Md. Yeasin Rahat, Rajan Das Gupta, Nur Raisa Rahman, Sudipto Roy Pritom, Samiur Rahman Shakir, Md Imrul Hasan Showmick, Md. Jakir Hossen
arxiv.org/abs/2506.09851

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-06-01 05:25:50

Meta shareholders overwhelmingly rejected a proposal to explore adding Bitcoin to the company's treasury, with less than 1% voting in favor of the measure (Kyle Baird/DL News)
dlnews.com/articles/markets/me

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-06 00:20:32

Raiders Countdown to kickoff catch up 99-95: Who wore it best and who's wearing it now raiderswire.usatoday.com/story

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-05-28 16:33:05

So look, if you talk to me about the job threat from the things we currently call “AI,” well…
…if where you’re going with that is “The concentration of wealth is an existential crisis! Establish UBI! 99% marginal tax rate! Capital gains tax! Wealth tax! Abolish billionaires!” then yes, I’m •all• ears. My pitchfork is already sharpened.
But if where you’re going is “Get in on it now while you still can! Buy the AI vendors’ products! Drink radium for that youthful glow!” then…kthanksbye. I am not going to be a vector for your marketing propaganda, no matter how agitated you are.
/end

@kosmoplan@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-07 19:34:18

These religious holidays always catch me off guard and with 99% of the grocery shops in the country doing weird business: either they close very early, or they are not opened at all.
Jesus!

@ToneMilazzo@mastodon.cloud
2025-04-04 15:33:14

I spend $100 a month on Bandcamp instead of #11.99 a month on Spotify because I support artists.
#BandcampFriday

The covers of the following albums:
https://etjusticepourtous.bandcamp.com/album/hyperdrama
https://clppng.bandcamp.com/album/dead-channel-sky
https://rustypilgrim.bandcamp.com/album/knights-dont-cry-a-dungeon-synth-tribute-to-the-cure
https://theweatherstation.bandcamp.com/album/humanhood
https://previndustries.bandcamp.com/album/evergreen-plaza
https://secretagentband.bandcamp.com/album/declassified
https://itsdamag3.bandcamp.com/album/3at-th3-rich
@petaqui@masto.es
2025-04-06 07:54:26

@… Do you have promotional images we can share on WhatsApp Stories to encourage people to switch to Threema? Instead of just saying "use Threema," it would be great if the images included some key facts or benefits about the app.
I’m trying to convince a few people to make the move.
Thanks in advance!

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-12 16:14:03

#Wordle 1,454 5/6*
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 <1% of 218,002 (455)
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 1% of 281 (43)
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 0 of 6 (5)
⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 0 of 0 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 92/99
Luck 34/99
Tough word, really had to work the clues

@arXiv_nuclth_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-04 13:52:57

This arxiv.org/abs/2501.01659 has been replaced.
initial toot: mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_nuc…

@jlpiraux@wallonie-bruxelles.social
2025-05-01 20:16:14

Tu parles d'une décentralisation :
"À l'heure actuelle, les 8 % de portefeuilles cryptographiques les plus importants détiennent un peu moins de 99 % de l'ensemble des bitcoins en circulation. En zoomant encore plus, nous constatons que les 1 % de portefeuilles les plus importants contrôlent plus de 90 % de l'ensemble des bitcoins."
#crypto

@arXiv_csSD_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-03 07:33:15

XMAD-Bench: Cross-Domain Multilingual Audio Deepfake Benchmark
Ioan-Paul Ciobanu, Andrei-Iulian Hiji, Nicolae-Catalin Ristea, Paul Irofti, Cristian Rusu, Radu Tudor Ionescu
arxiv.org/abs/2506.00462

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-05-28 17:35:47

The UK's Press Gazette launches a paywall, charging £9.99 per month or £99 per year, and plans to add AI-enhanced search, its first app, and a print product (Dominic Ponsford/Press Gazette)
pressgazette.co.uk/news/press-

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-04 00:31:47

EXPOSURE THERAPY FOR INTERNET ADDICTED DEBATE PEOPLE
1. strap them to a chair, show them a mild take they disagree with by someone who's otherwise 99% aligned with their goals
2. watch them thrash angrily, unable to crash out on their socials, for the next 4 days
3. they settle, and think about this reaction after a week of being stuck there. they sheepishly set it aside in favor of teamwork
4. repeat with bigger and bigger issues until they have reasonable expec…

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-01 16:56:38

Countdown to Cutdown Rundown: Player Profiles for Jersey No. 99 cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-05-28 16:33:05

So look, if you talk to me about the job threat from the things we currently call “AI,” well…
…if where you’re going with that is “The concentration of wealth is an existential crisis! Establish UBI! 99% marginal tax rate! Capital gains tax! Wealth tax! Abolish billionaires!” then yes, I’m •all• ears. My pitchfork is already sharpened.
But if where you’re going is “Get in on it now while you still can! Buy the AI vendors’ products! Drink radium for that youthful glow!” then…kthanksbye. I am not going to be a vector for your marketing propaganda, no matter how agitated you are.
/end

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-06 16:03:27

#Wordle 1,448 4/6*
⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 <1% of 206,400 (26)
⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 11% of 193 (5)
🟨🟨🟩⬜🟩 34% of 145 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 86/99
Luck 57/99
Spelling of the answer looked wrong, but felt like it was the answer so I let wordle decide on the spelling.
I was pretty certain my 2nd guess wasn't the answer, but I liked the letters used, so I went with it anyway.

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-12 12:46:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ClassicalLive
Antonín Dvořšk, BBC National Orchestra of Wales & Kristian Sallinen:
🎵 Symphony No 9 in E minor, Op 95, 'From the New World'
#AntonínDvořák #BBCNationalOrchestraofWales
open.spotify.com/track/4DcnbPx

@arXiv_physicsinsdet_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-05-30 07:34:55

A Silicon Microstrip Detector for Power-Limited and Large Sensitive Area Applications
Dexing Miao, Zijun Xu, Zhiyu Xiang, Pingcheng Liu, Giovanni Ambrosi, Mattia Barbanera, Mengke Cai, Xudong Cai, Hsin-Yi Chou, Matteo Duranti, Valerio Formato, Maria Ionica, Yaozu Jiang, Liangchenglong Jin, Vladimir Koutsenko, Qinze Li, Cong Liu, Xingjian Lv, Alberto Oliva, Wenxi Peng, Rui Qiao, Gianluigi Silvestre, Zibing Wu, Xuhao Yuan, Hongyu Zhang, Xiyuan Zhang, Jianchun Wang

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-03 19:03:38

@… Yeah, I don't know what "Quiet Public" actually does and I don't really care.
But if 99% of fedi servers (i.e. Mastodon, Misskey forks, and GoToSocial) adhere to "followers only", I think that's good enough that no one will care about the other 1%.

@petaqui@masto.es
2025-04-18 10:49:50

Hey @… , how are you doing with the drive? When you expect it to be available? 💪
mastodon.social/@Tutanota/1123

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-04 17:16:54

#Wordle 1,446 3/6*
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ <1% of 215,555 (151)
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 0 of 60 (3)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 92/99
Luck 71/99
Hah, I could think of 3 words for my 3rd guess, they didn't share any new letters, so I went with the NYT being the NYT, and lucked out!
And I had thought of all the remaining words!

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-05-28 09:40:46

Sources: QVC is consulting advisers to explore options for its $5B debt; its stock has fallen 99% in the past four years, cutting its market cap to ~$72M (Bloomberg)
bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-08 17:04:22

#Wordle 1,450 4/6*
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ <1% of 216,757 (721)
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 0 of 45 (20)
⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 0 of 0 (3)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 89/99
Luck 41/99
I like these starts when I eliminate 5 letters right off the bat

@petaqui@masto.es
2025-04-17 07:40:03

Aparentemente quieren privacidad pero no mucha...
Simplemente mencionar una versión alternativa de #Android, como #Graphene, te bloquea. ¿No sabes lo que es? Te cuento ⏬
Estaban hablando sobre si iOS es mejor que Android en temas de privacidad, cosa que no es así, los dos son muy malos, basura, pero ha…

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@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-07 15:49:36

#Wordle 1,449 4/6*
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ <1%of 215,282 (54)
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 0 of 15 (2)
🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 0 of 0 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 78/99
Luck 64/99
Well I'm glad that it accepted my 3rd word, but I didn't really think it was a word when I hit enter. And it still took a while to figure out the answer even after that.

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-05-31 19:40:40

#Wordle 1,442 4/6*
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ <1% of 214,516 (878)
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 0 of 49 (45)
🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 0 of 0 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 91/99
Luck 39/99
I liked today's wordle. Because of how the clues led me to the word. I enjoy the logic of it, at least when I'm not struggling forever to find a word that fits.

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-05-30 16:52:22

#Wordle 1,441 3/6*
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 <1% of 211,528 (53)
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 0 of 38 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 99/99
Luck 75/99
oh boy, took a while to find any word that fit, glad it was the answer!
Hah, bot says it was the ONLY word left.
(I'm betting that @… is not going to be happy with this word!)

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-02 17:35:02

#Wordle 1,444 2/6*
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 <1% of 216,498 (2)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 37% of 740
WordleBot
Skill 96/99
Luck 86/99
I was desperately trying to find ANY word besides the answer, but finally had to go with it.
Now that bot tells me there was another word and what it is, I'm surprised it didn't occur to me. Bot says it would have picked the other word. Not sure what I'd have done if I thought of it.

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-05-21 16:28:56

#Wordle 1,432 3/6*
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ <1% of 215,759 (130)
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 2% of 52 (2)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 81% of 182
WordleBot
Skill 97/99
Luck 66/99
Submitted pretty much after I thought of it, even though I would generally look for a few other words first.
And it was basically the only word left, bot said the other word had a low 1% chance of being the answer (99% for the actual answer) although 14% of 182 people thought of it and tried it.

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-05-27 19:38:08

#Wordle 1,438 2/6*
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 <1% of 215,258 (5)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 54% of 217
WordleBot
Skill 99/99
Luck 92/99
OMG that was crazy, first word was one I would usually not use, but thought of it and decided to go with it, and then the answer came out of left field, so unexpected.

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-01 16:02:57

#Wordle 1,443 6/6*
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ <1% of 214,772 (26)
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 13% of 8 (3)
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 <1% of 2,846 (3)
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 13% of 2,851 (2)
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 34% of 769 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 95% of 1,442
WordleBot
Skill 75/99
Luck 50/99
Well that was close. I don't think there were any other words to try...oops I see, user error on 3rd guess, and then yes my last guess was the only word left.

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-05-26 16:45:28

#Wordle 1,437 4/6*
⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 <1% of 217,127 (13)
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 11% of 44 (2)
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 42% of 4,043 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 99/99
Luck 56/99
Fortunately after my 2nd guess I think there were only 2 options left...yep that's what the bot says.

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-05-29 15:27:39

#Wordle 1,440 4/6*
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ <1% of 217,070 (624)
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 0 of 74 (35)
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 0 of 0 (2)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 86/99
Luck 47/99
I definitely enjoyed today's wordle, probably because my guesses worked very well, providing good clues and having eliminated most options (I think, bot will have to confirm) at the end.
Bot confirms only 2 words were left.
Bot and I always have a difference of opinion on a result like my 1st guess, bot thinks it's unlucky because there are so many words left, I consider it lucky because it's eliminated 5 letters, and not constrained my coming up w/ words for my next guess.

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-05-23 17:31:01

#Wordle 1,434 3/6*
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ <1% of 217,325 (538) luck 7
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ <1% of 512 (12)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 0 of 2
WordleBot
Skill 79/99
Luck 52/99
I had vowels left to try and up until the last second was looking for a word using a different vowel, but this word just tested a lot of things I wanted to know, and look at that, it was the answer!

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-05-22 17:02:45

#Wordle 1,433 5/6*
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ <1% of 212,891 (265)
⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 0 of 58 (10)
⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 0 of 0 (2)
⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 0 of 0 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 97/99
Luck 38/99
Wasn't sure that last guess was really a good 5th guess, but decided it would provide useful info even if wrong.
Look at that I actually narrowed it to 2 and used my friend @… 's patented method of trying all the wrong answers first to get it! 😁 She said she's going to put it in the public domain, so anyone else is also free to use it!

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-05-24 17:14:33

#Wordle 1,435 3/6*
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ <1% of 216,483 (87)
⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 0 of 9 (3)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 92/99
Luck 74/99
Sometimes when your options are limited (I think mine were) it takes quite a while to come up with a word, like it was today. Sometimes the word comes quickly (I like those days!)