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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 16:14:59

Hš mutações do caraças...
noc.social/@todayilearned/1157

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-18 19:40:29

#catsofmastodon
@… noc.social/@todayilearned/1159

@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-19 20:45:45

Bell died in office in 1851, but it’d take another 35 years before Parliament legislated the removal of MPs judged of unsound mind.
That particular instrument was only used once, to replace Charles Leach in 1916 after he was institutionalised for what may’ve been vascular dementia. The onset of #WW1 delayed a general election, whereupon an unfit MP would normally have been allowed to retire graceful…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 16:12:53

For the non-sillyunitlanders out there, this is 1,82 m and 4.8 km.
(feels too close, but it's probably right)
noc.social/@todayilearned/1157

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-19 08:11:05
Content warning:

It's the Day of Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka #Wednesday! 🐏
"It is said that after death, the tutelary god (daimon) of each person, to whom he had been allotted in life, leads him to a place where the dead are gathered together [i.e. Hermes]; then they are judged and depart to the other world with the guide."
Plato, Phaedo 107c
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Athenian red-figure amphora depicting the god Hermes weighing souls (psychostasis). In Book 5 of the Odyssey, Hermes, messenger of the gods, is sent to tell the nymph Kalypso to allow Odysseus to leave so he can return home after several years of being detained on the island of Ogygia. Hermes is also known as the god of boundaries, and as such he is Psychopompos, or “soul-guide”: He leads the souls of the dead to the house of Hades. In a sense, Odysseus is dead, imprisoned on an island in the m…
@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-19 09:23:58

The wee one arrives tomorrow for his pre- christmas stay. I think he's going back on xmas eve. On sunday, the grand-dog arrives for his 11 day sojourn.
Gonna be an interesting few days. A toddler and a blue heeler: it'll be a mischief-filled madhouse at our place. And I can't wait. 😂
#Family #Frivolity

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 12:20:16

Toddler in Chief
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@ascendor@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-19 09:59:22

Gott, ist der Merz ein schlechter Politiker. Also ganz unabhängig davon, WELCHE Politik er macht, ist er im HANDWERK, im WIE einfach ein totaler Volltrottel.
tagesschau.de/ausland/amerika/
Und sowas w…

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-12-11 04:50:57

Exactly where it belongs. noc.social/@todayilearned/1156

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-19 22:20:17

Toddler in Chief
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45