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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-30 21:09:49

What I want to know is: That's the "motherfucker index" before and after being sober.
Tell us the important stuff, people, come on!
noc.social/@todayilearned/1158

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL that Samuel L. Jackson has been sober for 34 years. After hitting rock bottom and entering rehab in 1991 at age 42, he stayed clean and completely reinvented his career. Since then, he appeared in 152 movies that have grossed over $27 Billion, making him the highest-grossing actor in history. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_L._Jackson #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1pzt0je/til_that_samuel_l_jackson_has_been_sober_for_34/

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-28 04:48:36

#LB Achei fascinante. Mas, também, de alguma forma triste.
noc.social/@todayilearned/1161

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-18 19:40:29

#catsofmastodon
@… noc.social/@todayilearned/1159

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL a nearly blind cat named Jerry Fox wore custom glasses and saved Brooklyn Borough Hall from a fire in 1904. He was on the city payroll as "Assistant Janitor" and when he died, The New York Times ran his obituary. https://www.catsabouttowntours.com/stories/jerry-fox-blind-cat-borough-hall #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1qgga7f/til_a_nearly_blind_cat_named_jerry_fox_wore/

@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-19 20:45:45

Bell died in office in 1851, but it’d take another 35 years before Parliament legislated the removal of MPs judged of unsound mind.
That particular instrument was only used once, to replace Charles Leach in 1916 after he was institutionalised for what may’ve been vascular dementia. The onset of #WW1 delayed a general election, whereupon an unfit MP would normally have been allowed to retire graceful…

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
TIL that John Bell, a British politician, remained as an MP for two years despite believing that he was a bird (one who could fly better than most birds due to keeping his shoulders oiled). No mechanism existed to disqualify him from Parliament https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bell_(Liberal_politician) #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1qhf93m/til_that_john_bell_a_british_politician_remained/

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-12-11 04:50:57

Exactly where it belongs. noc.social/@todayilearned/1156

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL that Hitler’s bunker in Berlin is now under a gravel parking lot for an apartment complex. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%BChrerbunker #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1pjnwk5/til_that_hitlers_bunker_in_berlin_is_now_under_a/

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 16:14:59

Hš mutações do caraças...
noc.social/@todayilearned/1157

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
TIL about "The extraordinary case of the Guevedoces". A small village where boys do not grow a penis until they hit puberty, approximately age 12. https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34290981 #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1pqone3/til_about_the_extraordinary_case_of_the/

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 16:12:53

For the non-sillyunitlanders out there, this is 1,82 m and 4.8 km.
(feels too close, but it's probably right)
noc.social/@todayilearned/1157

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
TIL that for a 6' tall person at sea level, the horizon is 3 miles distant https://mathcentral.uregina.ca/qq/database/qq.09.03/judy1.html #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1ppt7jn/til_that_for_a_6_tall_person_at_sea_level_the/

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 21:38:10

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
noc.social/@todayilearned/1160

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL about Lawrence Ripple, a man who robbed a bank to get away from his wife, only to be sentenced to house arrest https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38735358.amp #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1r4u73l/til_about_lawrence_ripple_a_man_who_robbed_a_bank/

@matths@toot.community
2025-12-08 12:52:50

My wife today found out that we are Xennials. #TIL #todayilearned

Xennials - Wikipedia