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@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-05-19 02:55:58

If your uptime is an irrational number, it almost always contains infinite 9s •somewhere• in the decimal expansion. Just saying

@sean@scoat.es
2026-05-19 18:25:37

The deluge of recently-discovered (more like: recently-disclosed) --Linux-- EVERYTHING vulnerabilities got me to finally shut down a ~10 year uptime box that I should have shut down two full `tN.micro` generations ago.
So… thanks I guess?
Also, webadvent.org (phpadvent.org) is static now, like it should have been since before 2012 when it was last published. 🤷‍♂️

@jtk@infosec.exchange
2026-05-13 13:45:05

Even critics of network infrastructure availability and services (connectivity, routing, naming, security extensions) must admit things could be a lot worse. They could look like this.

Recent graph and statistics of Claude AI services availability.  Over 90 days, claude.ai = 98.66% uptime, Claude Console (platform.claude.com) = 99.1% uptime, Claude API (api.anthropic.com) = 99.0% uptime, Claude Cowork = 99.39% uptime, and Claude for Government = 99.87% uptime.
@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-06-19 20:50:10

🛡️ #Vigilance is a driver-agnostic control center for #Laravel queues, jobs, commands & the scheduler — plus whole-app APM, tracing, metrics, alerts & uptime. Self-hosted & production-safe #PHP

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-07-04 16:19:00

Projekt Medusa: Dutzende Festnahmen wegen sexueller Übergriffe nach Sedierung
Internationale Strafverfolger haben Netzwerke identifiziert, die besonders perfide Sexualstraftaten planten und verübten: Missbrauch von betäubten Personen.

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-05-14 03:01:06

"He is guaranteeing, by doing things like this that he'll spend the rest of his days after this administration in courtrooms, in depositions, and potentially incarcerated. This is a corrupt act. This is a high crime and misdemeanor. And anyone who is enabling it, I would tell them right now - don't bet that this man's going to pardon you.”
Former Trump official warns the president to prep 'his prison cell' - Alternet.org
alternet.org/trump-family-corr

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2026-06-08 22:52:19

GitHub shitting it self is getting really embarrassing lately:
#GitHub #uptime #UI

@mszll@datasci.social
2026-04-27 16:17:30

@… status as in uptime stats.uptimerobot.com/DllMwIoA

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-10 11:18:51

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@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-10 07:47:56

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
White Town:
🎵 Your Woman
#NowPlaying #WhiteTown
open.spotify.com/track/3UBItNV