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@sean@scoat.es
2026-01-03 16:18:59

Hey Git, if it's not too much trouble, could you push my branch up to the server?
Git: That's a great idea. I tried to send it and… someone else pushed to this branch since the last time you synced. Want me to force push?
No. I almost never want you to force push; especially not over someone else's changes.
Git: You're absolutely right! I reset your local sandbox to what they sent.
What? You lost my work⁉️
Git: Want me to show you how to use the …

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2026-01-03 14:21:25

Biggest insult today: Motherfucking Github rate limited me browsing issues of a software product while being logged out. Git-we steal all your open source code to train our slop machine that management will use to make your life at work worse-hub.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-04 18:16:54

Totally normal problems.
So one day I had trouble zipping my winter jacket; around the final teeth, the zipper would stop catching. And when I tried again, I couldn't zip anything at all. Finally, at nth careful attempt it finally worked, and I had no more trouble that day. When I've turned, we looked at it, and decided that a loose thread must have gotten into it while zipping. Cut the thread off.
Next day, the zipper worked just fine in the morning. However, when I was about to leave the train, it suddenly stopped working. It seemed that I'm up for a cold day in unzipped jacket, but it finally caught a few minutes later, on the road. This time, I suspected the zipper. Tightened it, it started working again.
Today, I've tried zipping it three times to make sure it really works. And of course, as soon as I arrived at the destination, it refused to zip. I've tried again while walking, and it fell apart completely. Fortunately, the wind stopped blowing, and walking on snow was hard enough to jumpstart my metabolism fast. Finally, I've replaced the zipper and now everything works.
I wonder what tomorrow holds…

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 11:11:03

I generally hate buying new computing devices and try to make them last as long as possible. I bought a used/refurb iPad 5th Gen in 2022 for $199 and got 2 years of solid use before I upgraded to a 6th Gen in 2024 (for $170) so I could use an Apple Pencil.
I then put the old 5th Gen on my trainer bike as a video player and it still works great.
But sadly, two years in the 6th Gen now has dead spots on the screen. I may need to replace it.
1/n

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-04 10:20:45

Series B, Episode 10 - Voice from the Past
CALLY: Blake, listen to me.
BLAKE: [V.O.] Hurry down here and you'll see.
CALLY: Blake. Blake?
VILA: What now?
CALLY: Avon? Jenna?
[Asteroid]
blake.torpidity.net/m/210/338 B7B2

Claude Sonnet 3.7 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from a vintage science fiction television series, likely from the 1970s based on the styling and production design. The scene shows two individuals seated at what appears to be a control panel or console in a futuristic setting. 

The person on the left wears a gray outfit and has their hand to their head in what seems to be a gesture of concern or concentration. The individual on the right is dressed in a light-colored top wit…
@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2026-02-04 22:23:59

Several Android apps have made sounds in the last few weeks while all sounds have volume at zero (ringer, text, media, etc)
I gave volume override permissions only for alarms, CGM, and PagerDuty
I didn't love that an embedded video in Chrome played a sound when my low glucose alarm went off, but I can accept that some wires got crossed there
But Lyft making a sound when there's no volume override actively in effect? Absolutely not.

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-01-02 10:13:59

Playing around with Antigravity, vibe coded a social media summarizer that makes a summary of the last 48 hours of my bluesky and mastodon timelines, using python, a local database of the posts on my laptop and APIs of mentioned services. Works greats after squashing some bugs and a few iterations. Interestingly you need to know a little bit about coding to use it efficienctly, even in "vibecode" mode.

My vibecoded app that summarizes my mastodon and bluesky timelines
@SmartmanApps@dotnet.social
2025-12-05 00:45:45

One of my friends tagged me in a #Facebook #LikeFarming #scam I looked at the number of likes - we still have much work to do (sigh)

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-03-03 15:56:12

Sickly Red II ⭕️
病态的红 II ⭕️
📷 Pentax MX
🎞️ CineStill 800T
If you like my work, buy me a coffee from PayPal #filmphotography

CineStill 800T (FF)

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An indoor space with a two‑tone blue wall, light blue on top and dark blue on the bottom. Five stacked plastic chairs sit in the corner beneath an emergency exit sign with Chinese characters and a left‑pointing arrow. The ceiling has integrated lighting strips, and the floor features colorful stripes in blue, green, and purple. Electrical outlets and coiled green cables rest along the left wall, giving the room a clean but utilitarian feel.
中文替代文字
一个室内空间,墙面…
CineStill 800T (FF)

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A nighttime city scene featuring a tall construction crane lit with red lights along its arm and bright white lights at its base. The crane rises against a dark sky, with several mid‑rise buildings behind it. One building displays a vertical red neon sign with Chinese characters. The overall atmosphere is dramatic, with strong contrasts between the artificial lights and the surrounding darkness.
中文替代文字
夜间城市景象,一座高大的施工起重机矗立在黑暗的天空前。起重机的臂架上有红色灯光,底部有明亮的白光。背景中有几栋…
CineStill 800T (FF)

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A row of futuristic white pod‑style chairs with red accents, resembling massage or entertainment pods, arranged against a brightly lit wall. The wall features colorful graphics and Chinese text in a modern, high‑tech style. The scene suggests a relaxation or entertainment zone, possibly in a mall or public facility, with a vibrant and playful atmosphere.
中文替代文字
一排未来感十足的白色舱型座椅,带有红色装饰,看起来像按摩舱或娱乐舱。它们靠着一面亮丽的墙壁摆放,墙上有彩色图案和现代科技风格的中文文字。整体氛围活泼、现代,像是商场或公共空间中的休闲娱乐区域。
CineStill 800T (FF)

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A hallway leading to a doorway marked by a glowing green exit sign with Chinese characters and the word “EXIT.” To the right of the doorway is a reflective panel showing distorted neon‑like colors in yellow, red, and blue. Beyond the doorway, a room with blue lighting and metal railings is visible. The polished floor reflects the lights, and a fire alarm and safety sign are mounted on the left wall.
中文替代文字
一条走廊通向一扇门,门上方有绿色发光的出口标志,包含中文和“EXIT”字样。门右侧的反光面呈现扭曲的黄…
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-02-04 17:53:20

Series D, Episode 09 - Sand
SERVALAN: You think so?
REEVE: Commissioner Sleer? In charge of the pacification program? There's nothing for you on Virn. Unless someone thought I'd be lonely?
blake.torpidity.net/m/409/5 B7B4

Claude Haiku 4.5 describes the image as: "# Black and White Portrait

This is a classic black and white photograph showing a woman in what appears to be a scene from a mid-20th century film or television production. She is photographed in profile, turning slightly toward the camera with a warm, engaging smile. Her short, dark hair is styled in a typical fashion of that era, and she wears dangling earrings that catch the light.

The woman is dressed elegantly in what appears to be a light-colore…