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@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-12-22 21:07:15

The degree of stupidity required for him to actually make such an announcement is hard to conceive. His flunkies have to want him to look demented. @…

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-22 00:59:55

A lição de hoje é: NÃO PERTURBE FELINOS! Eles claramente controlam o Universo e farão você pagar rs.
social.linux.pizza/@matematico

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-21 13:10:01

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
AVON: Has anybody else picked it up?
ZEN: Negative. [More beeps come in]
AVON: Decode.
blake.torpidity.net/m/204/530 B7B3

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "# Scene Description

This image shows a figure in a silvery, flowing tunic-style garment seated at what appears to be a control console or command station. The setting features a futuristic interior with dark, metallic walls and atmospheric lighting in warm tones. Behind the figure is a sleek panel with horizontal lines characteristic of science fiction production design from the 1970s-1980s era.

The character displayed a composed, serious demeanor while sea…

The privately funded National Trust for Historic Preservation last week asked the U.S. District Court to block Trump’s project.
“No president is legally allowed to tear down portions of the White House without any review whatsoever
— not President Trump, not President Biden, and not anyone else,” the lawsuit states.
“And no president is legally allowed to construct a ballroom on public property without giving the public the opportunity to weigh in.”
Trump had the East W…

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-12-15 14:45:57

Re: discourse about #FediSoWhite
I'm a white man. Was on Twitter throughout #BLM and gained an awful lot of free education from Black folks on there. That was the start of me consciously following diverse folks which is a strategy that's improved my life immensely.
Back on Twitter before the Muskening, there was a lot of diversity. Black Twitter was a thing, and not just first-world (anyone else remember "O jewa ke eng?"). When I went looking for people to follow to diversify my feed, I found them in abundance.
That's why it's so clearly false to me when people claim that the fediverse is secretly diverse, and why anyone making that claim sounds suspect to me. Sure there are a ton of great Black and other POC folks you can find on here, if you look hard. But it's nowhere near the levels of diversity and community that were on Twitter. Which you would know had you been following those people before, so now I have to assume you weren't, and wonder why you feel qualified to make statements about diversity even though you haven't made an effort to engage with diverse voices before?
Also, if you were actually following some of the excellent POC voices on here, you'd know that across different servers and interest groups, almost every group has had a discussion of #FediSoWhite at some point. If all the Black people you follow are independently talking about the lack of community and diversity here, you've either got to believe them or start putting on your clown makeup, and the later is absolutely a choice.

@Xexyz@mastodon.me.uk
2025-10-20 11:06:27

The Stanley Parable: completed!
The Stanley Parable is an odd narrative game, where you are effectively given instructions by the narrator.  As an office worker, you suddenly realise that everyone else has disappeared, and it feels that the point of the game is to understand why.  If it were a traditional game, that would be the case. The game is most fun, or rather funny, when not following instructions.

@egallager@social.treehouse.systems
2025-10-17 17:55:45

All of the following are appropriate protest attire:
- Yellow, as per request from No Kings organizers
- Nudity, as per Portland Naked Bike Ride
- Frog suits and other inflatables, as per Portland again
- Formal attire, as per 60s Civil Rights Movement
- Black Bloc attire, for those concerned about privacy
- Military attire, e.g. camo fatigues etc.
- Clerical attire, for those ordained
- Anything else you can think of that fits the theme
Wear what makes you feel comfortable!

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 12:00:01

First Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who
imposed the deadline).
Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-19 11:11:49

The best NFL games on TV for the rest of 2025: Defending champs vs. defending MVP nytimes.com/athletic/6808271/2

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-14 05:30:19

one time when i was like 11 and we were living in a hotel in poland for a month it was my lil brothers birthday and i dont remember this perfect but for some reason i stayed behind while my family was out and i screamed and cried for hours feeling like every inch of me was being torn apart and later when i joined them for something else i was still like that prolly acted like that in public but then i got a lollipop with a smiley face on it and looking at it thru my tears made me smile so th…