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@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-30 15:51:57

Gosh, I wonder what could possibly "radicalize" an immigrant to this free and welcoming country?
abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 11:59:04

"Jemand hat auf meinem Stühlchen gesessen!"
(*wenn beim desk sharing der Bürostuhl falsch eingestellt ist)

@jtk@infosec.exchange
2026-01-30 20:47:34

Our Weekend Reads and The Internet Last Week summary posts will be on vacation this weekend.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-30 13:26:10

Get your shots, people.
wapo.st/4osPgsh

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 11:57:23

Paradox: Jedes Pilotprojekt mit Drohnen.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-01 14:36:37

Trump is a big loser.
cnn.com/2025/12/01/politics/al

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-01 01:08:40

High school program that produced this was rugpulled by Trump admin as "DEI."
Mind-boggling.
cbsnews.com/news/teens-may-hav

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-30 23:18:10

Remember when the magats bothered to lie to us, saying, "We're not against immigrants. We're against illegals."
Now Trump wants to revoke naturalized citizenship.

@tagesschau_eil@mastodon.social
2026-01-24 17:13:33

📢 Erneut tödliche Schüsse bei ICE-Einsatz in Minneapolis
In Minneapolis im US-Bundesstaat Minnesota sind bei einem Einsatz der Einwanderungsbehörde ICE erneut tödliche Schüsse gefallen. Wie US-Medien unter Berufung auf die Polizei berichten, wurde ein 51-jähriger Mann getötet.
➡️

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 18:13:48

RE: social.apreslanu.it/@white_fan
Aktivrente plus

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 18:20:35

Lese gerade zum ersten Mal von "range extendern", das sind Verbrennermotoren in EAutos, um während der Fahrt die Batterie aufzuladen.
Vielleicht können wir sowas ja auch an Handys bauen, wenn wir schon dabei sind.
Und an den Treppenlift von Oma.

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 21:55:23

Choose your fighter

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-27 12:49:56

Just in time for the holidays.
steves-shop.fourthwall.com/pro

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 19:55:27

Wenn Du dieses "Hacker-Guy schleust kurz vor knapp entscheidendes Virus in Bad-Guy-Weltzerstörungscomputer"-Feeling hast, aber an der Packstation.
bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.ap

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-25 19:39:18

Now the red hat moron patrol is going after Scouting.

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 12:38:36

Es kristallisiert sich so langsam heraus, dass der Kanzler das Sauerland am liebsten nie verlassen hätte, aber ehrlich gesagt hat ihn auch niemand gezwungen. #Brot

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-25 23:05:28

The scary thing is that we're still in the FA stage. 2026 will be a very unfortunate FO.

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 11:12:15

RE: #Bürgerrat auf, das geht natürlich auch. 🤡🤦‍♀️

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-26 16:23:38

George's corrupt Republican party finally gets its way and kills the election interference case against Donald Trump.
cnn.com/2025/11/26/politics/ge

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-26 16:11:18

Trump wants one of his conspiracy theorist followers out of Colorado prison custody. Colorado isn't having any of it.
9news.com/article/news/local/c

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-11-24 15:34:25

Die ganze Rentennummer wäre übrigens auch eine schöne Gelegenheit für einen Bürgerrat, weil da
a) Menschen drin säßen, die nicht wiedergewählt werden wollen und
b) junge und alte Menschen drin säßen.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-25 15:59:33

RE: flipboard.com/@quartz/business
The con man's phony phone.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-25 14:48:26

It was an error to describe the 3 branches of government as "co-equal." They are not. The first three words of the Constitution are "We the people." The people are sovereign. We rule through Congress, and thereby have power to depose a president or a judge. A president is not a ruler, nor is a justice of the Supreme Court, nor a general, nor an admiral. They are servants of the people.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-24 18:35:03

Background of the speech and debate clause
constitution.congress.gov/brow

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-24 17:51:18

Ridiculous. Trump must go.
abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-21 03:55:09

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ThroughTheNight
Cecilia Waahlberg, Bjarte Eike, Anna-Maija Luolajan-Mikkola, Andreas Torgersen, Johann Sebastian Bach, Mark Bennett, Terje TŸnnesen, Frode Thorsen, Markku Luolajan-Mikkola, Dan Styffe & Hans Knut Sveen:
🎵 Brandenburg Concerto no 2 in F major, BWV.1047
#newRelease 🆕 album
open.spotify.com/track/6ecrYf3

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-23 17:40:24

The illusion of power:
X began disclosing the location of influential users and it turned out that many of the most prominent magats weren't American at all, but ... you guessed it.
Russian.

Oz, the Great and Powerful.
@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-24 14:16:27

Wife has put this on the TV.
Killer Raccoons 2: Dark Christmas in the Dark share.google/We4rKV6SAhh39YVfP

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-23 16:48:37

Putin's Russia should return to Ukraine its stolen lands and its stolen children, and pay reparations to families for lives lost and property destroyed.
Naturally Trump is against all this, on principle. He doesn't believe in paying bills.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-23 16:11:49

The magat fanatics who are campaigning against the ACA are too brain-numb to understand how bad health insurance was before Obama.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-23 14:50:03

DOGE was a head fake all along.
reuters.com/world/us/doge-does

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-22 01:39:55

What??
cnbc.com/2025/11/21/marjorie-t

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-21 23:49:38

Trump's plan for Ukraine probably sounded better in the original Russian.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-21 21:17:08

Prices are up. Prices are down. Prices are higher but it's not the economy. What am I supposed to believe from this journalistic chaos?

screenshot of google news
@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-21 19:34:31

"Putin says Trump's plan could be basis for peace deal"
Of course. It appears to have been written by a Russian agent.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-21 19:15:30

Buddy Carter doesn't represent Atlanta. He's looking for Donald Trump's endorsement so he can run for the Senate.
wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/b

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-21 17:30:00

The "president" called for killing members of Congress for urging the military to follow the law.
There is no layer of magat fog that can cover that up.
He should be removed from office.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-22 13:10:19

His attack on Somali refugees is horrible and racist, but I have to admit, with years in my eyes sir, that nobody knows more about money laundering than Donald Trump.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-22 13:00:50

I heard Trump offered Mamdani an air base in Idaho.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-22 12:50:39

Shawn Harris is highly qualified to replace MTG ... in every way except one. See if you can guess what that is
shawnforgeorgia.com/

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 21:03:50

1a-Kommentar von @mediathoms@bsky.social zum kurzsichtigen #Bürgerrat-Move von #Klöckner.
Ich schließe mich vollumfänglich an. 📝
#Demokratie

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-20 00:39:45

What a bunch of whiners.
From: @…
mstdn.social/@Mediagazer/11557

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-19 20:36:56

I'm on my third passport. I've visited 27 foreign countries, including China and Russia, plus some territories. I have to admit that the United States leads the world when it comes to xenophobic ignoramuses.

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 17:49:52

Nach "Fleisch ist mein Gemüse" jetzt der Nachfolge-Klopper: "Knoblauch ist mein Gemüse".
Nur echt im #Fediverse. #Gemüseturnier

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-20 15:06:47

We're in deep trouble when joke memes have to be explained with a fact check.
newsweek.com/fact-check-mamdan

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-21 01:54:52

We need a national holiday where Trump obeys the law for 24 hours.

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 17:48:09

Ist doch ganz einfach: Ein hocheffizienter Verbrenner ist ein Verbrenner, der besonders effizient das Klima weiter erwärmt. #hocheffizient #BPK

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-21 01:31:50

TIL this song was banned from space but loved by David Bowie.
Listen at your own risk.
youtu.be/9EEZAivzl1Q?si=PUgne2

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-19 16:08:33

Thailand just launched a crackdown on visa overstays. Curiously, it does not involve masked thugs breaking car windows and heads.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-19 16:03:50

I think it's interesting that in dismantling the Department of Education, you-know-who has transferred key functionality to the Department of Labor.

Child labor in textile mill
@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-19 21:28:07

TIL that there's an Internet movie airplane database.
impdb.fandom.com/wiki/Richard_

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-19 19:16:04

Can't believe anything these criminals say.
finance.yahoo.com/news/wacky-n

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-19 17:12:37

The criminals running the White House aren't releasing the Epstein files but in a couple of weeks they'll have a concept of a plan.

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-03 14:02:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RecordReview
Johann Sebastian Bach, David Blackadder, Laurence Cummings & Academy of Ancient Music:
🎵 Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 in F Major, BWV 1047: III. Allegro assai
open.spotify.com/track/1w4tBnz

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-19 15:26:17

Is Trump going to sign all those $1776 checks with an autopen?

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-19 14:48:24

Looking out my hotel window in Saigon on a visit last April. I really need to get back. #travel

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-19 14:20:10

Senility sucks. I guess that when you get to the point where you can't remember your own name, the solution is to have it put on everything.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-19 13:26:22

Trump's executive order on cannabis isn't about medical research. He hates medical research. He defunds science. You can pretty much guarantee that right now he's trying to find a way for the Trump family to cash in. That's his only game.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-18 22:58:57

RE: flipboard.com/@thenewsdesk/bus
It's as if scams have mass, causing them to clump together.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-18 22:47:40

TIL that in 1563, Queen Elizabeth originated the practice of taxing the rich to benefit the poor -- a stark improvement over previous laws that simply sought to punish unemployment.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-18 20:15:29

The job's not done until he renames everything after himself.
Excuse me while I go take a trump.
From: @…
fediscience.org/@petergleick/1

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-18 02:15:29

RIP Peter Arnett
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Ar

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-18 02:01:29

Trump is speaking.
"hey Roku, power off"

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-17 21:04:57

We don't need no stinking atmosphere.
From: @…
flipboard.com/@thenewsdesk/new

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-16 22:24:25

substack.com/@rickmckee/note/p

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-16 12:26:19

We have reached a stage where we have to turn to the jesters for truth.
From: @…
flipboard.com/@thenewsdesk/cel

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-10 17:49:40

I just discovered Gemini responds to "Hey goober."

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-10 02:56:38

This is insane. Does Little Marco not have enough to do?
nytimes.com/2025/12/09/us/poli

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-10 02:04:14

The social media gaslighting by magats regarding the 14th Amendment is peak lunacy. It has to be coordinated.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-08 00:17:22

Trump wants to overturn birthright citizenship, pointing to the phrase "subject to the jurisdiction thereof."
Venezuelans at sea somehow subject to U.S. jurisdiction? Just wondering.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-07 22:34:13

Trump thought he had bought a congressman. Maybe not.
thedailybeast.com/trump-79-blo

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-07 16:23:33

We need to get political wackos out of positions of power where they can pretend to be doctors.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-06 15:30:43

The Trump administration says Europe faces "Europe faces “civilizational erasure” from immigration.
Pure Nazi racism, straight from the diseased mind of Stephen Miller.
Magats voted for this.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-06 14:25:35

Isn't it great that YouTube reinvented television so that the commercials come crashing in at completely random mo

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-06 00:18:26

Njinga Mbende, queen of what is now Angola, was my 10th great-grandmother, according to FamilySearch dot org. This came as a surprise. It may not be true (officially she had no children) but her story is amazing.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-04 23:06:15

Trump is switching architects for his heinous ballroom project. He should go to jail for defacing and destroying the White House.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-04 22:55:31

I watch on YouTube.
deadline.com/2025/12/apple-the

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-03 20:57:25

washingtonpost.com/national-se

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-03 00:48:12

Kegsbreath is blaming the "Fog of War."
diffordsguide.com/cocktails/re

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-01 23:41:03

The CBS News DEI purge appears to have included their audio engineers. Evening News is nigh unwatchable.

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-01 18:45:43

It's Rosa Parks' birthday.