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@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-02 00:43:16

Here’s a hit of nostalgia for European Gen Xers out there. Ray Cokes on the death of MTV: m.youtube.com/watch?v=OTKMXSKN

@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-01 16:29:03

Time to really get into the future-vibes of 2026, so here's a post from AmigaOS 3.x in AmiKit! #amiga #retrocomputing

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 10:19:03

Beschluss des CDU-Parteitags: mehr digitale Souveränität – adressiert an die eigene Bundesregierung. „Staat als Ankerkunde“, Open Source stärken, „Public Money, Public Code“, das ZenDiS ausbauen: konkrete Hebel. Wie Markus Beckedahl betont, ist die Lücke zwischen Rhetorik und Regierungshandeln das eigentliche Problem. #DigitaleSouveränität

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-03 01:17:54

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

Dan Carney 
My ketamine dealer isn't doing his Black Friday sale this year bc he lost all his
money investing in a company that makes labubus you can fuck
i.gyazo.com >
whorblox ven
Nov 30
a tale as old as time
bubbleteadever -.
Nov 30
could happen to any of us really
@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-30 15:23:32

Fox Squirrel, wondering why the tastiest flowers are always on the thinnest branches. LA Arboretum, Arcadia, California, USA. January, 2026. OM System OM-1 M.Zuiko 300mm F4 #laarboretum #squirrels #animal

A tan colored squirrel with a long fluffy tail is high up in a tree,  standing precariously on very slender branches, staring at a bunch of tiny pink flowers.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-12-03 04:00:05

us_congress: US Congressional co-sponsorship (1973-2016)
Two temporal networks of bill co-sponsorship tendencies among US Congresspeople, from 1973 (93rd Congress) to 2016 (114th Congress). Edges are signed, indicating the presence of a significant tendency to co-sponsor, or tendency to not co-sponsor, bills. Two networks per year, one for each chamber (House, Senate). Each file contains the signed network for a chamber of congress (H = House, S = Senate) in one session (e.g. 93 = 93rd…

us_congress: US Congressional co-sponsorship (1973-2016). 447 nodes, 63851 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/us_congress#H107
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 02:56:57

Never, ever, ever give in to Fat Putin. #TACO
☑️ Trump Drops Demand for Cash From Harvard After Stiff Resistance - The New York Times
nytimes.com/2026/02/02/us/poli

@degrowthuk@mstdn.social
2026-02-01 20:09:17

The Race to the Bottom | Art Berman #energy

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-02-01 21:08:45

Sunday afternoon movie watching.
#CatsOfMastadon

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-03-01 21:15:15

@… @… 1 to Anders as a very good standard middle aged dude sort of name.
For whatever reason, Bob also makes my mind jump straight to Bo. A tad more on the old school end, but perhaps just because it has similar soun…

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 06:05:02

Lego wird mit NFC-Stein smart
stohl.de/wordpress/?p=192714

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-01-02 13:18:04

i don't care how old #nagios #monitoring is, seeing all these green lights is more beautiful than any christmas tree... only true #devops will understand 😁

@vyskocilm@witter.cz
2026-02-02 20:25:49

TIL: this is pretty nice feature of Gnome Files
#gnome #ux

Screenshot of Gnome Files app in Downloads folder. Two files are selected and a context menu offers New Folder with Selection (2 Items) action.
@timfoster@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 17:39:33

More skiing today. A bit like the image below, but where the water was snow, and there was no jumping. Or sharks.
#skiing #austria

The Happy Days clip where Fonzie jumps a shark, on water skis.
@johnm@social.tchncs.de
2026-03-02 10:57:13

Abschied vom Radio: #MausRadio ab 2027 nur noch online und in der App
iphone-ticker.de/abschied-von-

@dnddeutsch@pnpde.social
2025-12-31 13:25:44

@… "basic tech feels like a struggle" indeed 🙄

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-24 08:54:43

Hela trappen luktar rökt gräs och alla vet vem som röker på. Men idag är han ovanligt odiskret... Dottern undrade vad som luktade, jag tvekade och sa sen att det är nåt som heter Maja. Hon accepterade svaret utan att fråga mer - vet hon vad det är eller...

@MartinM@norden.social
2026-01-31 13:33:06

Und wieder ist #SchiffsSamstag, und wieder einmal gibt es eine Schiffszeichnung aus meiner Feder, dieses Mal koloriert. Eine Jacht der Hamburgischen Admiralität von 1710.
#Mastoart

Kolorierte Zeichnung eines einmastigen Segelschiffs mit Seitenschwertern.
@playinprogress@assemblag.es
2026-02-01 10:08:03

#photography #bloomScrolling #hippeastrum

a closeup of a tangle of green Hippeastrum buds in the process of bursting, catching direct sunlight against a dark background
closeup of white and green Hippeastrum buds in the process of opening, seen in diffuse overcast daylight, with the image focusing on one bud in particular
a similar view as in the precious image, but even more focused on just one bud, and a different one than in the previous image. Emphasizing especially the subtle pattern of its veins
@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-30 20:49:52

"Throw the ball, GG"
Grand-dog has deposited his ball on my bed for me to throw while I'm wasting time having a cuppa.
#DogSitting

Blue heeler waiting for ball this be thrown
@degrowthuk@mstdn.social
2026-02-01 20:00:42

Designing for Degrowth: Energy Policy and the Architecture of Enough - Kleinman Center for Energy Policy
United States examples but broad relevance.
kleinmanenergy.upenn.edu/comme

@DrPlanktonguy@ecoevo.social
2026-01-31 14:30:13

Weekend #Plankton Factoid 🦠🦐
In recent years it has been found that phytoplankton productivity can be fueled by deep-sea hydrothermal vents. These vents produce iron and dense microbial blooms which can locally stimulate algae blooms, but it wasn't clear how this linkage of ecosystems separated by kilometers was possible. Now, an Antarctic study suggests that earthquakes can cause violen…

image/jpeg an underwater scene of a spiked column of yellow-green rock which is producing a stream of dense black smoke. Hydrothermal vent photo from Schmidt Ocean Institute.
image/jpeg a satellite image shows a swirling green algae bloom surrounded by the white of Antarctica in the Ross Sea. Photo from NASA, public domain.
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-03-01 21:10:23

I’m reminded of the fact that sometime in my school years, probably 2004 - 2008. We had a police officer visit the classroom.
No, not to dissuade us from drugs as they apparently do in America, but to remind us of the importance of not giving our personal information to strangers on the internet.
Never share your name, where you live, or your age. For all you know it could be a pedofile asking!

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 06:02:40

Ein ehemaliges Model will den Weltfrieden. #politik #un #klischee

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-01-28 02:37:45

50 years ago tonight, the jerry garcia band in #berkeley, the 2nd show with the new keith & donna godchaux lineup & 1st (live) tape. a nice soundboard with a bunch of songs appearing for the 1st time, probably debuted the night before:

newspaper ad:
Mon.-Wed., Jan 26-28
JERRY GARCIA 
BAND
with RON TUTT & JOHN KAHN
@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-12-31 15:30:03

Why has it taken so long to fix this injustice? #WrongfulConvictions
apnews.com/article/alabama-pre

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 06:33:18

lmao wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-24 07:03:15

Jag vägrar att bli ett museum!

Ett skärmklipp på en rubrik i en tidning - det står Vrak kan bli årets museum
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 03:15:11

Imagine being a billionaire and *not* having the world largest model railroad in your house.
What are these people doing with their lives? Don’t they know what fun looks like?

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 10:31:40

Dubai: Steuerflüchtlinge bitten Botschaft um Evakuierung in anderes Steuerparadies dietagespresse.com/dubai-steue

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 02:58:57

#WhenIAmKing every government institution will have a website with an RSS feed.
And maybe a fediverse presence.
No corporate social media.

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-24 06:54:16

God morgon! -3 och mulet, en perfekt tisdagsmorgon när en jobbar hemma.

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 06:46:10

Eine Woche nach "Gas- & Ölheizungen für alle" spüren wir nun einen weiteren Nachteil dieser Technologie. Faszinierend. #politik #wärmepumpe

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-03-01 06:40:25

🖥️ Less relevant for server environments using SSH keys – primarily affects desktop users
heise.de/en/news/sudo-rs-shows

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 02:54:29

I just registered fedichorus.org, someone please find me with a cool idea for it.

@degrowthuk@mstdn.social
2026-02-01 09:43:55

In Defence of a Basic Land Income
The minimum living wage has reignited the debate on basic income. But would it be viable in the face of eco-social collapse? A basic land income could be an alternative suited to this scenario. By Manuel Casal Lodeiro, Coordinator of the Instituto Resiliencia. Originally published in Spanish, in Revista Ecologista No. 108, 01/06/2021 . Translated by Mark H Burton…

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-24 12:35:16

Jippie! Det snöar igen - skön, tung snö som fastnar i spadar och snöskyfflar

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 06:05:38

Elektronische Patientenakte kaum genutzt
stohl.de/wordpress/?p=192712

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 02:49:25

We’ve had the fediverse yes.
But what about the fedichorus.

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-01-02 07:25:01

Stimmten die Vorhersagen für 2025?
stohl.de/wordpress/?p=192595

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 02:43:58

Tonight I made a daiquiri.
And then I realized, the way it’s spelled looks a lot like a portmanteau of daj (Polish: Give) and query.
So maybe every time someone gives you a SQL query, that’s actually a daiquiri.

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-03-01 06:40:24

🛡️ The project has been externally audited twice – the most recent audit in August 2025 found zero security vulnerabilities
⚠️ Critics argue asterisks reveal password length to 'shoulder surfers' – #Ubuntu marked the bug
report as 'Won't Fix', no rollback planned
⚙️ Disable the new behavior via: Defaults !pwfeedback in the sudoers configuration file
🔄…

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-24 11:34:25

Jag önskar verkligen att jag hade köpt så mycket bitcoins för 12 år sen som en scammer över telefon sa att jag hade och som han ville hjälpa mig att komma åt

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 02:24:41

@… Touché. I’m presuming the rule of the time loop is that anyone other than me will keep acting out the same behavior repeatedly.
If that’s not the case, that certainly sweetens the deal.

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-01-02 06:05:48

MacES-Treffen Januar 2026
stohl.de/wordpress/?p=192431

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 00:57:13

@… For real.
I just in the last year finally decided to cough up the money so I could have a copy of Final Cut.
If it ever stops being an option to use/update it outside of the sub, I’ll be real annoyed.

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 06:06:09

Die Playstation 5 und das Kühl-Problem
stohl.de/wordpress/?p=192601

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-03-01 06:40:23

#sudo-rs breaks with 46 years of #Unix tradition: The #Rust-based sudo replacement now shows password asterisks *** by default

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-23 13:51:43

Sverige behöver mer befolkning i arbetsför ålder som bidrar med arbetskraft och därigenom skatteintäkter. Svenskar föder få barn vilket gör att vår arbetande befolkning minskar samtidigt som vår åldrande befolkning ökar. Tidö vill ha ut människor som arbetar och bygga murar som inte släpper in fler vilket innebär att svenska arbetstagare och företagare måste försörja fler än sig själva (kallas försörjningskvoten) och prognosen visar på att vi ska försörja nästan två personer till förutom oss…

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 00:10:46

@… On the excel sheet of course.
See, right there where it says we paid ourselves a bunch of money?
Yeah, that’s it.

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 07:38:18

Die Schlangenölverkäufer wollen ihr Geld zurück #security golem.de/news/it-sicherheit-ka

@degrowthuk@mstdn.social
2025-12-31 09:27:38

Critique of George Monbiot's recent, and rather puzzling, pieces on food systems
The challenge of food ecomodernism: a puzzle outlined - resilience
resilience.org/stories/2025-12

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-03 00:09:04

@… Ah fuck, sorry dude.
Been there, know nothing any of us can say will make it better. But glad the house isn’t on the line at least.

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-23 13:37:39

Barn 12 år:
Bestämmer med mamma att flytta till henne på måndag = mamma fixar logistik.
Bestämmer med pappa att inte flytta till mamma på måndag = pappa fixar logistik.
Bestämmer med kompis om gemensamma aktiviteter som hon inte berättar om för vare sig mamma eller pappa = andra föräldrar fixar logistik.
Pappa = skjut mig!

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 07:37:08

Wir haben haben ja Zeit. Ausgerechnet dort wo Mehrarbeit notwendig ist fehlt sie. #politik #aufschwung #cdu

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-02-01 10:43:50

☝️ I have seen tons of tools, tons.... but for a veeeeeery loooooong time, this one here is a #devops heaven, this is the lamborghini when it comes to managing cron jobs, it´s amazing 😍 🚀 ⭐ 🏎️
🔗 github.com/pixlcore/xyops

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-02 21:51:26

@… I’m conflicted.
Today my wife took our son out skiing, they’ll be away overnight. Since I’m alone at home, I took a day off work to have my first real “me day” in years.
At first glance, not a bad day to relive! Low stress, no outwards commitments, awesome!
After a few cycles though, I think I would be sad that my family leaves me every morning at 6 AM…

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 06:06:37

Verbände fordern Standardstecker für E-Bikes
stohl.de/wordpress/?p=192603

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-02 16:44:26

#WhenIAmKing any company that claims "We are busier than usual" must produce concrete evidence that they are at least 25% more busy than the 5 year average for the same season.
A failure to produce such evidence will result in mandatory hiring of more staff.
@…

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-23 10:36:44

ett sent godmorgon till alla Mastofianer - hoppas måndagen blir smärtfri (bättre än så blir måndagar sällan om en inte har en dejt senare på dagen)

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 09:45:15

Durchsuchung bei Radio Dreyeckland war verfassungswidrig
stohl.de/wordpress/?p=192489

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-02 15:45:08

#WhenIAmKing people who don't use their turnsignals get their cars repossessed.
Yes, I am a tyranical king.
@…

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-01-31 21:46:04

🆓 Free Entry: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI
📜 Official Rules:

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 06:05:03

KI muss mehr lügen und betrügen, sonst sind die Egomanen dieser Welt dagegen
stohl.de/wordpress/?p=192075

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-02 15:40:02

@… For better and worse, the geopolitical situation also seems to have been the final push that some folks out there needed to ask themselves why their whole lives rely on American SaaS.
And while I hate the situation that got us there, it’s heartening to see some folks ask themselves that question.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 20:11:56

@… Trick question, the correct answer is freezer.

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-22 13:07:26

Fint väder men jag verkligen tvungen att städa - visslar Pet shops It's a sin...

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 20:10:58

@… I assume we mean opened, because I can’t imagine anyone putting those things in the fridge prior to opening them.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 18:45:36

@… @… Not saying this means anything, but you got me curious so I did a bit of counting from the beginning: Pretty sure I started working at my 6th employer (Part time) at age 20.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-12-03 03:27:45

@… Maybe start by updating it to Python3 at all? 😅
After all these years, that bare print finally looks weird to me.
Edit: Oh, I only saw on the second pass you also called out the print 🙃

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-21 12:42:27

Woohoo! Fick ut krysset idag

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-21 11:46:56

Hormoner - mitt barn har tappat 110 % av sitt fokus. Allt blir som bäst halvgjort och gårdagens kakbak (som borde ha tagit 45 min) tog 2,5 timmar!!

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-21 11:39:59

Snart dags att playa #musikkrysset ihop med damen - vi löser det ihop via sms varannan vecka

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 22:35:57

Guten Rutsch und so #happynewyear #meme

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-03-01 01:35:45

So, I’ve apparently been totally oblivious to the awesomeness that is the #Lego Builder app.
Wife and I decided to build the Pikachu today and on a laugh I suggested we try out the app.
Folks, it’s not just the instruction book but in an app.
The app totally rearranges some of the steps, in such a way that the two of us can be building in parallel on different parts an…

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-28 19:02:42

@… I haven’t used it extensively myself yet, but that sounds somewhat like what gitbutler.com/ proclaims to do.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-28 16:03:46

@… Why not both?

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-28 15:09:45

@… On I’m aware. But I don’t think that makes it any less necessary. If society is going to keep depending on software for even the most basic functions, sooner or later I hope some force ensures we stop just playing “Move fast and break things”.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-12-31 15:55:01
Content warning:  

Ew, you use ed for sex?

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-12-31 15:37:21

Shit I totally forgot what day it was today.
Should probably go buy something nice to cook for dinner or something.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-12-31 22:30:07

@… @… Hey, those could be the best two hours of your day! No shame in calling it once it’s done.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-12-31 21:24:28

For anyone playing along at home, there are two left on the shelf as of now. They had approximately 3 dozen yesterday.
(Yes I’m at IKEA two days in a row, I live a crazy life)

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 06:47:22

Shoutout to the Alaskans, Hawaiians, and Pacific Islanders who, as the only people on earth, can say they celebrate New Year later than the west coast.
Ever since moving here, I wonder this same thing every New Year’s eve: How large of a proportion of humanity enters the new year before the west coast?
My rough math suggests around 99.4%

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 05:01:45

Happy new year, you filthy animals.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 04:36:14

@… We heard a couple at like 3 😂 Guess those people are celebrating on Central European Time.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 04:30:52

Much like how I don’t celebrate my son’s birthday on the day my wife and I conceived him, the Declaration of Independence was important, but it does not mark the birth of the nation.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 04:17:15

My new year related hot take: The 250th birthday of the United States is 250 years after the ratification of the constitution (In 2038), not the declaration of independence.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 03:52:47

@… “Copyright not intended”

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 01:43:06

@… [Insert pirates of the Caribbean “but you have heard of me” meme]

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 01:17:04

Reason why the west coast is the best coast #521:
You can do holidays in eastern time and be done with it 3 hours sooner.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-28 06:29:03

I think, and it may be an unpopular opinion among my peers indeed, that we need to learn to actually make this into an Engineering discipline.
I *want* to develop code that one can reasonably trust to perform life sustaining functionality, much like I reasonably trust every bridge I drive over not to collapse under me.
We’re far from it, but these days, it seems we’ve actively decided to do *exactly the opposite of that*, and that I just can’t be a part of.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-28 06:26:56

Even if, for just a brief moment, I put aside all the ethical, environmental, moral, social, and economical problems with LLM generated code:
It’s just like… not what I want you know?
I’ve never felt that it would be better if I moved faster.
Or if my solution was more fragile.
Or if my own personal understanding of the problem space was shallower.
Calling this industry Software Engineering is already a laughingstock to any actual engineer. I’ve never once wanted …

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-31 06:11:07

@… Can you please convince literally every restaurant on earth to hire you to make them a website that doesn’t suck?
Thanks!

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-31 06:01:26

Why don’t self driving cars work outside of Silicon Valley?
It’s all written in Rust.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-31 04:51:46

Ca. 8 timer tilbage til at byde på en postkasse… det er satans fristende.
Og selvfŸlgelig er det den fra Lolland som er oppe på 11.000 kr.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-30 17:21:33

@… Point taken, my comment about it being the stylesheet wasn't necessarily meant to be technically accurate.
Here's a fun comparison, desktop Safari vs. the Simulator. *Something* is different about Safari running on iOS it would seem.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-12-31 05:30:32

@… My wife drew some and I uploaded them to the App Store just so she could have them. But it’s not exactly a booming business 😂 I think a couple of her family members bought them just to show their support. Maybe 10 sales total over 5 years.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-12-30 23:44:34

@… I wonder if anyone at Guardian Games has experience solving this problem. I’d reach out to them and ask: ggportland.com/portland/

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-12-30 23:25:01

Got myself a couple of the ALPSTUGA air quality sensors at IKEA today. So far seems pretty solid. Easy to set up and works seemingly with Apple’s Home app via Matter.