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Trump Ally Wins Initial Count in Colombian Presidential Vote (Bloomberg)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-21/trump-backed-conservative-leads-in-colombia-presidential-runoff
http://www.memeorandum.com/260621/p51#a260621p51

Saquon Barkley glad to move past Eagles-Patriots sessions: 'I hate joint practices' https://www.nfl.com/news/saquon-barkley-eagles-patriots-i-hate-joint-practices

Police have contested Nigel Farage’s claims that he was told by officers not to attend the Clacton -by-election count due to a “credible threat” against him.
The Reform UK leader pre-empted the result by telling supporters he had won “fairly convincingly”, adding that he would not attend the official declaration at Clacton Leisure Centre because Essex Police had told him about an “organised campaign to disrupt and degrade the result”.
A Reform UK spokesperson later said: “Essex P…

Police contest Nigel Farage’s ‘credible threat’ claim as Reform UK leader avoids Clacton count
Nigel Farage told supporters at an all-night ‘Farage-fest’ event organised by Reform in Essex he would not be attending the count

word_assoc: Edinburgh word associations
A network of word associations showing the count of such associations as collected from subjects, from the Edinburgh Associative Thesaurus (EAT). Each node represents a word, and a directed edge (i, j) denotes that word i was used as a stimulus to which word j was given as a response. Multiple edges are allowed.
This network has 23132 nodes and 312342 edges.
Tags: Informational, Language, Unweighted, Multigraph

@… Count me in! Obwohl wir selbst dann wohl im internationalen Vereinsranking auf Platz 2 abrutschen würden.

Raiders DE Maxx Crosby was on planned snap count vs Dolphins https://raiderswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/raiders/2026/09/14/raiders-de-maxx-crosby-planned-snap-count-week-1-dolphins/91765091007/

A windfall tax on cosy crime novels written by celebrities, sounds like a decent policy
https://time.com/article/2026/08/12/count-binface-interview-nigel-farage-british-politics-clacton-byelection/

Introducing Count Binface, Britain's Political Satirist Who Is Standing Against Nigel Farage
Satirical candidates are a long-standing tradition in British politics, but few have made as much of an impression as Count Binface. TIME speaks to the novelty candidate ahead of the Clacton by-election.

Count of Mostly Crisco
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Venture funding of fintech startups grew 22.7% YoY in H1 2026 to $28.6B globally, but deal count fell 25.7% and funding fell 17.3% vs. H2 2025's $34.6B funding (Mary Ann Azevedo/Crunchbase News)
https://news.crunchbase.com/fintech/funding-rises-deals-slump-h1-2026/…

Fintech Funding Surges 23% In H1 2026 As Investors Concentrate Their Bets On AI And Financial Infrastructure
Venture funding into fintech startups climbed nearly 23% year over year in H1 2026, even as deal count fell more than 25%, Crunchbase data shows, a sign that investors are writing fewer, but much larger checks into the sector as they focus on areas such as wealth management, financial infrastructure and enterprise automation. We take a look at the numbers.

(LinkedIn) The channel count arms race https://www.linkedin.com/posts/timir-datta-6b67886_the-channel-count-arms-race-neural-interfaces-share-7480637564358598657-zQbl/

The channel count arms race. Neural interfaces keep chasing higher channel counts, on the assumption that more channels mean more useful information. The truth is more nuanced: the returns are often… | Timir Datta
The channel count arms race. Neural interfaces keep chasing higher channel counts, on the assumption that more channels mean more useful information. The truth is more nuanced: the returns are often diminishing and application-dependent, while the costs to the system and to the tissue keep rising. 1. Every channel carries a systems cost. Each channel needs access to an analog front end, and every acquired channel burns power before any algorithm sees the signal. The AFE can consume a signifi…

Evaluation-Recording Contamination in Learned Nano-Quadrotor Dynamics: A Fresh-Seed Audit
David Shulman
https://arxiv.org/abs/2607.18482 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2607.18482 https://arxiv.org/html/2607.18482
arXiv:2607.18482v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: Learned flight-dynamics models are often trained on short windows extracted from longer recordings. Randomly splitting these windows can place dependent samples from the same physical flight in both training and evaluation sets. We audit this issue using a fixed snapshot of the NanoBench Crazyflie 2.1 dataset. The experiment holds evaluation flights, rollout starts, training-window count, validation data, and optimization budget fixed. In the contaminated protocol, [LeakagePercent] percent of a recording-disjoint training set is replaced with windows from evaluation recordings, while both arms use the same clean validation set. We compare a world-coordinate delta multilayer perceptron with a relative-coordinate control across [NumSeeds] fresh training seeds and [NumEvalFlights] complete evaluation recordings. The primary endpoint is failure-aware position RMSE over 1-second rollouts, analyzed with paired crossed recording-by-seed inference. Contamination lowers apparent world-model error by 12.1 percent, from 0.299 m to 0.262 m, but the predeclared 95 percent confidence interval for contaminated minus disjoint error is -0.0735 to 0.0011 m. Because the interval crosses zero, the confirmatory result is negative. Secondary horizons and the relative-coordinate model show similar trends, but no coordinate-representation interaction is supported. Reliable leakage assessment therefore requires recording-level splits, failure-aware rollouts, replication across fresh seeds, and inference over both recordings and optimization seeds.
toXiv_bot_toot

Brought to you by the #PartyOfLife. Maybe life for only certain colors?
Revealed: ICE lost count of miscarriages, while detaining a record number of pregnant women
https…

Revealed: ICE lost count of miscarriages, while detaining a record number of pregnant women
ICE says it has no updated information on the number of miscarriages after 3 October 2025. Lawmakers, advocates and immigration attorneys have raised alarms that pregnant detainees are not receiving basic prenatal care and screenings

Brought to you by the #PartyOfLife. Maybe life for only certain colors?
Revealed: ICE lost count of miscarriages, while detaining a record number of pregnant women
https…

Revealed: ICE lost count of miscarriages, while detaining a record number of pregnant women
ICE says it has no updated information on the number of miscarriages after 3 October 2025. Lawmakers, advocates and immigration attorneys have raised alarms that pregnant detainees are not receiving basic prenatal care and screenings

Party like it’s Friday night!
Cornish Bagpipe Sextet. There are only 3 human players, but they count their pipes as members of the ensemble. I dunno if that’s a piper thing, a Cornish piper thing, or a joke.
Hey! https://youtu.be/4jEo_KOrMTw?is=LioYHHyZmPkqQjE6

YouTube will start counting a view as soon as a video starts to play, from August 24, lining up with the system used by Instagram, TikTok, and its Shorts videos (Emma Roth/The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/streaming/981105/youtube-video-view-counting-update

YouTube is changing how it counts views to give the numbers a boost
YouTube is changing the way it measures views, as it will now count a view when the first frame of a video starts to play.

The establishment media is already colluding against him....

One of these people is a real piece of trash. The other is Count Binface.
https://ko-fi.com/countbinface

Too Much Crypto
"a 2^128 operations attack must remain
fantasy"
https://eprint.iacr.org/2019/1492

RFK Jr.'s 'Medical Freedom' Comes With a Body Count (Jonathan Cohn/The Bulwark)
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/hhs-secretary-robert-kennedy-rfk-jr-medical-freedom-comes-with-body-count-chop-measles-philadelphia-anti-vax-conference
http://www.memeorandum.com/260920/p12#a260920p12

The Monsters Are Rebuilding a World Where Dark-Skinned Humans Don’t Count | Portside
https://portside.org/2026-08-19/monsters-are-rebuilding-world-where-dark-skinned-humans-dont-count

If you watch a proshot — filmed capture of a live stage show performed on Broadway or at another professional theatre — does that count as having seen the show?

This is the hard-hitting political journalism, I'm here for
https://metro.co.uk/2026/07/09/visited-pub-urinal-centre-count-binfaces-bizarre-manifesto-29097409/

We visited the pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface's bizarre manifesto
One of Count Binface's first political promises is still causing issues to the people of west London - the hand dryer in the men's toilets of the Crown and Treaty pub.

Respondents across the U.K... rated the satirical candidate known as Count #Binface — #Farage's main likely opponent in the Aug. 13 by-election — as more trustworthy and likeable than the man who hopes to be prime minister.

Giants' Abdul Carter says, 'I want to be the greatest of all time.' And why not? https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7524510/2026/08/20/abdul-carter-ny-giants-2026-nfl-training-camp/

Hmm one of the medical charities contacted me saying they were affected; I told them to remove all my details - I made a donation to them a couple of years back; I hate getting added to lists because of it.
https://www.theregister.com/security/2026/

UK charities count the cost of Beacon CRM cyberattack
Database backups likely stolen, potentially exposing donor, supporter, and service user details

YouTube will start counting a view as soon as a video starts to play, from August 24, lining up with the system used by Instagram, TikTok, and its Shorts videos (Emma Roth/The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/streaming/981105/youtube-video-view-counting-update

YouTube is changing how it counts views to give the numbers a boost
YouTube is changing the way it measures views, as it will now count a view when the first frame of a video starts to play.

📊 plump history laravel/framework browses previous scans, with --sort=-scanned_at and --limit=50 to control ordering and result count.
🚦 Rate limits are handled gracefully: 120 GET requests/minute for show and history, 3 POST requests/15 minutes for scan.

webkb: WebKB graphs (1998)
Web graphs crawled from four Computer Science departments in 1998, with each page manually classified into one of 7 categories: course, department, faculty, project, staff, student, or other. All graphs included in a single .zip; also included are 'co-citation' graphs, which links i and j if they both point to some k. Edge weights count the number of links from i to j.
This network has 300 nodes and 1155 edges.
Tags: Informational, Web gra…

I did a quick tarot reading on the prospects for the Farage Vs Binface election in Clacton.
Better trash than fash. Make your vote count.
#binface #clacton #tarot

You can count the number of birthdays in this house by looking at these markings made by the ancient.

Of course you should vote for Count Binface

There are these discussions about whether gender/sex is binary or not. Well, one can certainly implement it binary (e.g. in a questionnaire):
Sex: [Yes]/[No]
And we will all agree this is not nuanced enough and people will ask: what do you count as sex?
#gender #sex

When your kids ask how long it takes to count to a million or you just try to help them understand the size of a billion, try this site. Uses syllable pronunciation speed to determine how long it takes to count to some big numbers.
https://engaging-data.com/count-to-one-million/…

How long does it take to count to one million?
Interactive calculator designed to accurately determine how long it takes to count to one million, one billion or other large numbers.

Trump wants U.S. citizens?
So give them to him.
Democrats are quickly moving to block the Trump administration’s latest effort to change the 2030 Census
by adding a question about citizenship status
and excluding undocumented immigrants and noncitizens without permanent residency from the population count.

For years, Donald Trump has pushed for a census overhaul.
In August 2025, he pledged on Truth Social: “People who are in our Country illegally WILL N…

The winning immigration strategy Democrats are missing
The party needs a pro-citizenship approach to counter Trump’s census plan.

I wonder, what will the Cook era be remembered for? (Regarding products & innovation.)
The strides in processor power and efficiency are nothing short of amazing, but essentially no actually innovative* products shipped.
(The Apple Watch was Ive’s baby.)
*tbf there’s some innovative tech in the Vision Pro but that sort of doesn’t count if it’s not useful and no one is buying it
https://www.macrumors.com/2026/08/21/apple-lays-off-vision-products-employees/

Spagnola: Breaking old fad of slow starts https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/spagnola-breaking-old-fad-of-slow-starts

The Death Count Trap: Why Tallying Victims Won’t Stop Israel’s Genocide | Morning Star
https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/death-count-trap-why-tallying-victims-wont-stop-israels-genocide

Pretty good showing from the Count. Entirely unsuprised that Farage makes up some bullshit to avoid being on the stage of his own media circus.
Nigel Farage wins Clacton by-election that major parties boycotted: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5y40d11zewt
> The Reform UK le…

Wonderful ☺️
Mary Beard talks with Count Binface: they discuss the classics.
#voteBinface
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMvbdroAQM&t=736s

I have a theory…
Red/Browners want to be seen as “nice people” who are on the side of the masses. But they are actually only on the side of people just like them whom they proclaim to be The Masses. Fascists who don’t want to be thought of as such because that’s a bad word. @…

Am reading all the posts about Toadface Fararse and the other candidate during lunch break for my own amusement. I count the 9'455 votes for Binny as a massive #Win4Bin. You go, #CountBinface! 🏆💪

Count Flatula
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@… OK as long as I'm asking questions, I'm curious about the rationale for "class" and "category" having basically opposite meanings for WFD vs. ARRL/RAC June FD. In FD, class is A/B/C/D/E/F and category being the simultaneous transmitter count (plus the class). In WFD, category is H/I/O/M and class is tran…

So women's razor blade count stopped at 5 blades, but I feel we could go higher. Six! Eight! Or more!
Then the men's razors will be tiny by comparison! :neocat_evil_3c:

I'm not a Zelda OR GTA guy really (unless you count that first top down GTA) but I love how Nintendo is releasing the new Ocarina remaster just TWO weeks before the new GTA. Nintendo has said dates are everything to them, they always plan it out, sometimes holding games for months or years- so this is totally intentional. Love the level of petty 😂

Heh. Now youtube suggests I watch a video from... Count Binface.
I mean... it's better than Farage, that's for sure. But I don't vote in Clacton. Or in England. Or in the UK.

Sonnet 012 - XII
When I do count the clock that tells the time,
And see the brave day sunk in hideous night;
When I behold the violet past prime,
And sable curls, all silvered o'er with white;
When lofty trees I see barren of leaves,
Which erst from heat did canopy the herd,
And summer's green all girded up in sheaves,
Borne on the bier with white and bristly beard,
Then of thy beauty do I question make,
That thou among the …

Belated: good news from (and for) the Kakapos!
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a-bountiful-berry-harvest-put-these-chunky-endangered-parrots-in-the-mood…

A Bountiful Berry Harvest Put These Chunky, Endangered Parrots in the Mood. Now, Scientists Are Celebrating a Breeding Bonanza
New Zealand's kakapo have laid 256 eggs, and around 100 of them have hatched, providing a bright spot in a decades-long conservation effort. The official chick count won't be confirmed until the youngest birds are about 5 months old

Spilled rebound goals are en vogue. They all count the same.
#NORENG #worldcup #fedifc

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
Count Basie:
🎵 The Kid From Red Bank
#CountBasie
https://open.spotify.com/track/5d3bh2kWmxcTv0UDeQH4PU

Count Binface's Manifest für die Wahl in Makerfield. Schade dass ich da kein Wahlrecht habe! https://countbinface.com/makerfieldmanifesto

Makerfield Manifesto 2026 — Count Binface

Lions’ Week 2 Loss Sparks Intriguing Trade Idea for Raiders’ Maxx Crosby https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/lions-trade-idea-maxx-crosby/

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Yves Tumor:
🎵 WE DONT COUNT (feat. NINA)
#YvesTumor
https://yves-tumor.bandcamp.com/track/we-dont-count-1
https://open.spotify.com/track/62j2njaZrT6D7hJQPw9HGW

Daphy Michel,
who suffered from severe mental illness,
was found more than 20 miles away from her home in Charleroi,
wearing summer clothes in freezing weather.
In June, Michel’s death was ruled a homicide.
An attorney for the family said they are planning to file a lawsuit.
Michel’s death isn’t recorded on ICE’s website. “ICE had NOTHING to do with this woman’s death,” DHS declared on social media.
ICE reporting also doesn’t account for people who die…

The Deaths ICE Doesn’t Count
Prisciliano Trejo Ricano passed away in the hospital days after being released from detention.

@… @… @…
here's the essay I asked you for help with last night.
I hope that…

Reasons to be cheerful, part three
I've been pessimistic about the prospects for the people of Gaza. Their enemy has overwhelming force; their current supporters, at an official or military level, almost none... But let's count our reasons to be cheerful — about Gaza.

Guess 3 was a waste. I can't count and didn't realize I already had 5 letters. Could have been a Wordle in 3. #Wordle
Wordle 1 845 4/6
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Interesting to compare the author Neal Stephenson's profiles on X/twitter vs. Bluesky.
He has 89,4 K followers on X, where he still posts, but just under 10 K on Bluesky, where he doesn't post at all.
He has many fans on the fediverse who discuss his books, but he is not here.

Spagnola: Breaking old fad of slow starts https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/spagnola-breaking-old-fad-of-slow-starts

#OpenSSL is working on its ticket backlog. With some funding from @…, the open issue count is now below 1000 for the first time in a long while!

Nothing like making a pass through every feature of a tool writing documentation to find bugs, lol.
I've lost count of how many filters I've found breakage in while preparing example screenshots for the v0.2 manual.

I just learn about Motohiro to People
I love this 💖 Count me in!!

The Late Edit: How Belief Turns Revision Into Revelation
We have become a provenance culture, and I count myself an enforcer of it. Galleries now label machine-made images....
https://bolesblogs.com/2026/07/05/the-late-edit-how-belief-turns-re…

🔧 The implementation in laravel/horizon#1818 is tiny: sum log1p(size) across all queues, then divide each queue's log1p by that total instead of using the raw job count. No strategy interface, no custom allocator, no new service
🧮 Why log1p? It computes log(1 x), so an empty queue gets weight 0 instead of an undefined log(0). Natural log vs log10 does not matter — the base cancels out during normalization

Pentagon adds 60 wounded to Iran war casualty count (Phillip Walter Wellman/Stars & Stripes)
https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/2026-08-21/iran-war-casualty-increase-22617896.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/260822/p4#a260822p4

Count of Mostly Crisco
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

A Hong Kong court convicts Dow Jones of deterring WSJ reporter Selina Cheng from exercising union rights but acquits it of dismissing her in 2024 for doing so (Danny Vincent/The Guardian)
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/10/wall-st…

Wall Street Journal publisher convicted in Hong Kong of deterring reporter from union role
Dow Jones convicted of one count of deterring Selina Cheng from role at Hong Kong Journalist Association but cleared of second charge

Sonnet 012 - XII
When I do count the clock that tells the time,
And see the brave day sunk in hideous night;
When I behold the violet past prime,
And sable curls, all silvered o'er with white;
When lofty trees I see barren of leaves,
Which erst from heat did canopy the herd,
And summer's green all girded up in sheaves,
Borne on the bier with white and bristly beard,
Then of thy beauty do I question make,
That thou among the …

The only thing I don't understand from this manifesto¹: why does Count Binface need anything else as a campaign slogan besides “I am not Nigel Farage”?
https://countbinface.com/makerfieldmanifesto
__
¹via @…

Makerfield Manifesto 2026 — Count Binface

webkb: WebKB graphs (1998)
Web graphs crawled from four Computer Science departments in 1998, with each page manually classified into one of 7 categories: course, department, faculty, project, staff, student, or other. All graphs included in a single .zip; also included are 'co-citation' graphs, which links i and j if they both point to some k. Edge weights count the number of links from i to j.
This network has 349 nodes and 1393 edges.
Tags: Informational, Web gra…

📊 From the test suite: queues of 946 / 13,702 / 0 jobs with 25 workers. size gives 2 / 22 / 1 workers, log gives 11 / 13 / 1. The big queue still wins, it just cannot erase the small one
🚦 Deliberately not sold as better: time balances by estimated queued work, size by raw job count, log by size while compressing huge backlogs. For mixed-runtime pipelines, time stays the right pick #Laravel

Chiefs' Harrison Butker drills historic 69-yard field goal, but it won't count in the NFL record book

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/chiefs-

Deadline to file as a candidate for Clacton passed, and full list of candidates announced.
I heard a rumour that Farage failed to file in time, but that seems not to be true.
Twenty independents, Three candidates from the Monster Raving Loony party, a bunch of small parties, and the two fore-runners: Nigel Farage and Count Binface
Thirty Four candidates at an election is a British record.
One clear unity candidate. Every vote for the Count counts!
#clacton #countBinface #farage

Supreme Court allows states to count mail-in ballots that arrive late, rejecting RNC challenge (Lawrence Hurley/NBC News)
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-allows-states-count-mail-ballots-arrive-late-rejecting-r-rcna266933
http://www.memeorandum.com/260629/p44#a260629p44

Companies are mobilizing internal groups of "AI champions" to drive adoption; BCG says 74% of front-line employees now use AI regularly, up from 51% in 2025 (Isabelle Bousquette/Wall Street Journal)
https://www.w…

Just hit 400 pages on the ngscopeclient manual, that's a nice stopping point for the night I think. I've documented most (but not all) filter blocks alphabetically up to FFT, so my updating pass is finished up to page 283 of 400.
There's still 117 pages left to go through, of which 96, at a rough count, are one-sentence descriptions with no other content. Who knows how much I'll have time to actually write, there's so much more to do.
But until the ThunderScop…

Count Flatula
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Racism Is Invisible To Sam Alito,
Because It’s His Own Worldview
https://www.techdirt.com/2026/06/29/actual-racism-is-invisible-to-sam-alito-because-its-just-his-own-worldview/

Actual Racism Is Invisible To Sam Alito, Because It’s Just His Own Worldview
A month ago, I wrote that the Supreme Court’s six conservative Justices have exactly one consistent rule on whose votes count: Black people’s votes shouldn’t count. The pattern wa…

word_assoc: Edinburgh word associations
A network of word associations showing the count of such associations as collected from subjects, from the Edinburgh Associative Thesaurus (EAT). Each node represents a word, and a directed edge (i, j) denotes that word i was used as a stimulus to which word j was given as a response. Multiple edges are allowed.
This network has 23132 nodes and 312342 edges.
Tags: Informational, Language, Unweighted, Multigraph

Count Flatula
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

🔧 Size runs by rows with chunk, or cap the total job count with maxJobs. tries, backoff, throttle, delay and queue routing can be set per call or once in config/queue-sql.php
🎨 dryRun() previews the plan — operation, table, job count, ranges, estimated rows — without dispatching anything

Democratic socialists aren’t coming to threaten your way of life
How deeply is President Trump mired in disasters of his own making?
Let me count the ways:
His deeply unpopular war against Iran resulted in a stronger Iran regime,
dared Iran to restrict the Strait of Hormuz
and led to a damaged-but-hardly-obliterated nuclear program.
On the home front, gas and grocery prices are high, and consumer confidence is low.
The looming midterm elections cou…

Column: Democratic socialists aren't coming to threaten your way of life
A spate of political victories by Democratic socialists show that many on the left are looking for new blood.

Jermod McCoy primed for his revenge tour ahead of Raiders debut https://raiderramble.com/2026/08/11/jermod-mccoy-primed-for-his-revenge-tour-ahead-of-raiders-debut/

Let the campaign begin!
#Binface
#Binface4Clacton
#PutFarageInTheBin
#UKPol

4 Years After Dobbs, How Do We Count the Dead? 4 Years After "Dobbs," How Do We Count the Dead? (Amy Littlefield/The Nation)
https://www.thenation.com/article/society/dobbs-anniversary-abortion-bans-deaths/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260624/p101#a260624p101

LinkedIn says it will keep GPU investment, compute, and storage capacity flat during FY 2027 after doubling GPU efficiency in the past six months (Paresh Dave/Wired)
https://www.wired.com/story/how-linkedin-is-keeping-its-compute-capacity-flat/
…

LinkedIn Won’t Be Expanding Its Data Centers in the Next Year
Despite the ongoing AI boom, LinkedIn is holding the line on compute spending. Instead, it’s challenging engineers to make every GPU count.

Count of Mostly Crisco
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

David Hearn, 67, was arrested on 19 June and faced one felony count of property destruction
– a charge that could have resulted in a 10-year prison sentence and a $1,000 fine
– which he denied.
The charge came after Donald Trump’s administration spent
$14 million to change the reflecting pool’s color.
A new pool liner almost immediately began to peel off,
and the president blamed vandals.
Four people were arrested, but only Hearn was charged with a f…

Ex-Olympian weighing ‘all options’ after reflecting pool charges dropped
David Hearn has a ‘number of potential remedies’ after being prosecuted in connection with pool damage, his attorney says

Count Flatula
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Harvard- and Yale-educated
Vivek Ramaswamy, whose parents immigrated from Kerala before he was born in Cincinnati in 1985,
received Donald Trump’s much-coveted endorsement for Ohio governor in February 2025
– nearly two years before the election
– to the shock of many in Ohio’s Republican establishment circles.
Having secured Trump’s endorsement, Ramaswamy then met little opposition in the Republican primary election last May, winning 82% of the vote.
But …

Can Vivek Ramaswamy count on Ohio’s Indian Americans as he struggles to connect with voters?
Ohioans of Indian heritage will see one of their own take center stage in race for governor, but their support amid a rocky campaign is not a guarantee

As California Biodiversity Day approaches,
California State Parks Foundation is asking the public to observe and report sightings of western monarch butterflies.
California Biodiversity Day is celebrated from September 5–13, 2026.
The data from these observations will help scientists understand where these butterflies are at different times of the year
and will also help inform the upcoming 30th annual Western Monarch Count.  
Millions of western monarchs used…

Count of Mostly Crisco
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Count Flatula
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

On Monday, a Korean court handed Han Hak-ja,
the leader of the church that most know as “the Moonies,”
a two-year sentence for embezzlement of church funds that were used for political bribery.
The case has cast a dark shadow over religious influence in Korean politics,
and has raised questions about the dwindling church’s continued influence in the Trump administration.
Prosecutors had sought a 13-year sentence,
which would have essentially meant life be…

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