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@fando@tkz.one
2025-02-07 16:45:37

#humor #meme #pokemon

Un clefairy arriba con los brazos extendidos: Ser introvertido.
Abajo un gengar proyectado en un charco de agua: Y hablar solo para decir pura mamada
@hieronymus@chaos.social
2025-01-03 09:14:11

«Die #Quantenphysik beschreibt nicht die #Realität, sondern die Art und Weise, wie wir mit ihr interagieren»
Kann sogar die #Homöopathie durch Quantenphysik erklärt werden? Für Physike…

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2024-12-25 18:57:53

Like Malaysia Airlines MH17 and Korean Air Lines 007, seems Azerbaijan Airlines J2-8243 may have been shot down. #russia just can’t stop hurting people.
“FlightRadar24…said…aircraft…faced ‘strong GPS jamming,’ which ‘made…aircraft transmit bad ADS-B data,’ referring to…information…allows flight-tracking websites to follow planes…Russia…blamed in…past for jamming GPS transmissions…”

@akalanka@masto.es
2025-02-04 00:22:56

🚋 El medio-tranvía de Trieste, 🇮🇹 Italia, recuperarš su servicio este 2025
🤌 El tren circula en modo tranviario por la calle, y se acopla a un funicular cerca de Villa Opicina para remontar la pendiente
🤓 Se recuperarš el servicio progresivamente, hasta 29 trenes/dia en #Marzo

@pdmckone@mstdn.ca
2024-11-29 15:08:10
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Can I ask you something? At home, when you go from your kitchen to your bathroom, where do you park?
That's crazy. I don't drive in the house. It's all --
Walkable?
Shut up. You don't understand stuff.

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 14:41:30

After wearing my cargo pants yesterday and being spoiled by decent sized pockets (I could fit my phone in the front pocket, keys, and lipstick without it falling out when I sit) I’m pissed again about the pockets in my current pants, back pocket I can only put my hand up to my second knuckle in the back (might fit a lipstick but it would fall out) and the front ones, stuff keeps falling out when I sit. I’m going to lengthen the pockets based on the cargo pants pockets, I don’t care if it ‘ruins the line of the pants, and adds bulkiness’ because as I always say, women’s pockets, when pants have them, are bullshit. And I don’t care if they make me look fat because I value function and comfort more. My son can fit a whole keyboard in his. I’ve been gradually lengthening my pockets as I get to them, or wearing a Fanny pack, but had to go to a funeral Sunday and got pissed again about my pockets. I want to empower other women with decent pockets, so we can take over. That poem about seditious pockets comes to mind. Or at least carry phones and keys. Will post photos. #sewing #pockets #womenspants