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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-27 01:07:13

Dinner with a snack for Waldo our dog.
#dogs #shakeshack #burgers

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-23 23:09:44

Four TDs, free hot dogs: Caleb Williams' career game secures food from Chicago stand espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/463418

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-07-22 12:45:47

Philadelphia-based Asylon, which modifies Boston Dynamics' robot dog Spot into DroneDog, raised a $26M Series B led by Insight, taking its total funding to $45M (Julie Bort/TechCrunch)
techcrunch.com/2025/07/22/robo

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-24 04:50:15

When you work with animals and have dogs at home, routine sniffspections are required.

Best sniffspections after work
I work with animals

Video shows someone getting sniffed intensely for one and a half minutes by their dogs. They are very interested in all the new smells and ready go to town sniffing their owner. Cats may sniff a bunch at new and interesting smells, but nothing beats a dogs with a curious nose!
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-08-20 19:00:41

"Sniffer dogs may have rediscovered a lost population of Sumatran rhinos"
#Rhinos #Animals

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-23 20:19:40

Bears fans get free hot dogs for Caleb Williams' 4 TD passes vs. Cowboys si.com/nfl/bears/news/bears-fa

@barijaona@mastodon.mg
2025-07-22 02:11:52

Dogs or cats? I am a dog person. With now an excellent excuse for their environmental impact: the presence of a pet dog helps people handle stress more effectively.
theconversation.com/dogs-are-h

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-08-23 15:12:32

Ban greyhound racing #AnimalRights #dogs

@gwire@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 16:00:01

It's basically Pokémon, but instead of monsters it's just dogs.
You travel around capturing dogs, and then train them to fight other dogs.

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-09-25 22:43:12

#Drumpf #DOJ's legal attack dogs come after #Democrat controlled state's that refused to turn over voter rolls to politicized fed "investigators"... Federal Gov wants data including voters’ full names, dates of birth, str…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-22 13:55:23

Bears QB Caleb Williams' four-TD game vs. Cowboys earns Chicago fans free hot dogs nfl.com/news/bears-qb-caleb-wi

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 00:47:47

Waldo is lying on top of my & has looked up, literally wanting to know why I stopped rubbing his belly. I have no answer.
#dogs

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-09-22 21:13:04

Smart dogs have a humanlike knack for naming new objects science.org/content/article/sm
Some dogs can classify their toys by function

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-09-25 14:11:05

I've rolled up my sleeves, channelled my mother (up to a point) and written an email to the head honchos of Veolia. There's no way the top dogs can know what it's like to be one of their customers so I've told them. It's shit, in a word, a word I didn't use in my email. Missed collections, nightmarish bureacracy, erroneous charges. Just don't use them.
I used to be a mystery shopper and quickly learnt that head office's ideas and the reality on the groun…

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-08-13 21:59:19

Lucky Dogs
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: #GreatAusPods

Lucky Dogs
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@arXiv_csSD_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-09-24 08:38:24

A Dimensional Approach to Canine Bark Analysis for Assistance Dog Seizure Signaling
Hailin Song, Shelley Brady, Tom\'as Ward, Alan F. Smeaton
arxiv.org/abs/2509.18375

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2025-08-20 19:08:42

#NOA: Live AI mobility companion on your shoulders biped.ai "NOA is a revolutionary vest worn like a backpack that guides people with blindness and low vision in complement to canes & dogs." YouTube

@joe@toot.works
2025-07-22 23:48:08

I was walking the dogs along our normal route when a Chihuahua started following me. They followed me the entire way home. I wasn't terribly sure what to do with that. I ended up putting them in the dog crate and then rewalking the same path to see if I could find a panicky owner (which I did). 🤷‍♂️

@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 15:18:21

I’ve seen a lot of dumb things American tourists do in Iceland, but I think I can confidently say that today, I’ve seen it all: a couple ordered plain hot dogs at Bæjarins Bestu, then took out a bottle of Heinz mustard and put some on top.
Should be deported immediately!

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-07-22 16:02:11

'Dogs don't bark at parked cars': Massie hits back after Trump calls him 'real loser' - Raw Story
rawstory.com/massie-trump-epst

@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-24 09:43:56

Tres aportaciones a la #listaWoke son las canciones "Pigs", "Dogs" y "Sheep" del šlbum "Animals" de Pink Floyd inspiradas en el libro "Rebelión en la Granja" de Orwell.
No hay mšs canciones en el šlbum aparte de la intro y salida del disco. Son 40 minutos entre las tres:

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-07-27 11:51:25

Good Morning #Canada
I know you have been crossing days off on your calendar, and you're excited, but there is still 1 more sleep until #BeaverWeek. To get you through one more day, we have some alternative critter content - the Richardson Ground Squirrel. Commonly called "gophers" or "prairie dogs" across Canada’s prairie provinces, they should not be confused with the Black-tailed Prairie Dog that is rare in Canada. They are generally disliked (putting it mildly) by farmers but tolerated in more urban areas. Hey, they may not be beavers, but we should show them some love because they're cute.
#CanadaIsAwesome #PrairieDog
cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/gop

@ELLIOTTCABLE@functional.cafe
2025-09-22 17:08:52

I haz DOGS AGAIN

two sleeping Shetland Sheepdogs on a pale yellow couch
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-09-03 18:00:57

"How Dogs That Protect Penguins Are Saving a Species"
#Penguins #Dogs #Animals

An analysis of ICE data by THE CITY shows that dozens of people are packed into locked rooms
and increasingly held for days inside a Manhattan building the feds say isn’t a detention site.
documentedny.com/2025/07/22/26

@jlpiraux@wallonie-bruxelles.social
2025-08-19 12:49:08

Le problème Bluesky :
"Bluesky a des investisseurs extérieurs – dont Blockchain Capital, une société au nom sinistre et Š la réputation déplorable – et si ces personnes décident de détruire Bluesky, elles peuvent alors évincer les bons acteurs du conseil d'administration, licencier la direction et les remplacer par de classiques sociopathes d'entreprise."
#bluesky

@muz4now@mastodon.world
2025-08-20 19:33:35

#Animals #Health Pets Appear to Slow Cognitive Decline in Older People Who Live Alone

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-07-03 19:23:11

Otra víctima del 2025. Michael Madsen. 🥹
elpais.com/cultura/2025-07-03/

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-08-02 14:02:08

Silicate Sundogs - Probing the Effects of Grain Directionality in #Exoplanet Observations: iopscience.iop.org/article/10. -> Sun dogs, other celestial effects could appear in alien skies: news.cornell.edu/stories/2025/

@benb@osintua.eu
2025-07-18 17:07:47

Watchdogs urge new prime minister to appoint economic bureau chief as reform is blocked: benborges.xyz/2025/07/18/watch

@bici@mastodon.social
2025-08-19 04:48:19

“In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs, the people that came in, they’re eating the cats, They’re eating the pets of the people that live there.”
#chefboyardee

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-08-28 21:57:22

Join us for a casual Scrappy Hour bike ride on Sunday, August 31st. 🚴‍♀️
We'll roll out from Rocket Baby just after 9am and head to the Domes... There's about four or five of us so far but we welcome anyone to join us! 🚴
instagram.com/p/DNvbxVRXHS1/

Scrappy Hour on Instagram: "It’s that time of year again! Ya, you know it! It’s Scrappy Hour BBQ BABY!!! Maybe it will be hot and we can all go swimming. Or maybe it will rain and we can all cower together. Or maybe it will be perfect and we’ll lay in the grass eating hot dogs till we have to roll us out of there. Here’s how it’s going to go down. First we’ll do a ride. We’re gonna do the Domes again, because it’s fun. Meet ups: BAY VIEW Cactus Club- meet 8:30a; wheels up 9:00a EAST SIDE/RW The Daily Bird-meet 9:00a; wheels up 9:15a TOSA Rocket Baby- meet 9:00; wheels up 9:15a Then, we SHBBQ at South Shore Park! We’ll bring some dogs and veggie alternatives. A couple sides. And a cooler of mixed bevies. We’ll bring a couple grills too. Last year our gang showed up with some really delightful offerings! There was homemade bread, and baked goods and side salads. It ruled. So feel free to bring what ever you would like to share with everyone. It will be much appreciated. Bring a baseball mitt and we’ll have a catch. Have a frisbee, bring that too. If it’s hot, good luck keeping me out of that lake, so bring your suit. If you have any questions, as always hit us up and we’ll try to answer. All our love, SH ✌️🚲🏃‍♂️☕️ #coffeeoutsidemke #scrappyhourmke"
107 likes, 8 comments - scrappyhourmke on August 24, 2025: "It’s that time of year again! Ya, you know it! It’s Scrappy Hour BBQ BABY!!! Maybe it will be hot and we can all go swimming. Or maybe it will rain and we can all cower together. Or maybe it will be perfect and we’ll lay in the grass eating hot dogs till we have to roll us out of there. Here’s how it’s going to go down. First we’ll do a ride. We’re gonna do the Domes again, because it’s fun. Meet ups: BAY VIEW …

@jom@social.kontrollapparat.de
2025-09-18 09:32:57

Democracy in the US is going to the dogs right now, and yet there are still people who fly there for a vacation or a conference with a clear conscience. It's unbelievable.
#USA

@joe@toot.works
2025-09-12 13:03:22

I'm trying to get back to basics. Each day before work, I want to:
- eat breakfast
- toilet dogs
- feed dogs
- toilet dogs a second time
- get caught up on Mastodon
- get caught up on Pixelfed
- do Spanish lessons in Duolingo
It's hard to get to the bottom of that list.

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-07-15 14:04:56

Can you imagine how many balls we humans would have lost had it not been for dogs?

@arXiv_astrophGA_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-31 08:41:01

The X-ray Link Between High Eddington Ratio Dust-Obscured Galaxies (DOGs) and Hot DOGs
Fan Zou, W. N. Brandt, Elena Gallo, Fabio Vito, Zhibo Yu
arxiv.org/abs/2507.22206

@wandklex@mastodon.art
2025-09-26 08:51:18

Bei der Patientin Frau #Atelierhütehund Malaika nichts Neues. Heute wird Herr Tierarzt nochmal nach ihr sehen.
#DogsOfMastodon #DogsOnMastodon #burohund #officedog #bordercollies #twitterRudel #mastorudel #dogs

@jake4480@c.im
2025-07-03 19:50:45

I've enjoyed Michael Madsen in films ever since I first saw Reservoir Dogs, probably when I was 13 or 14, right after it came out. And then in Species, Sin City, Kill Bill- and the most recent Madsen thing I've seen, The Hateful Eight, from 10 years ago. And he was in 8 movies last year, and 4 still upcoming! Truly one of our time's greatest actors, and amazing right up to the end. He'll be missed. RIP

Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs
Michael Madsen in Species
Michael Madsen in Kill Bill
Michael Madsen in Sin City
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-09-16 13:00:33

"How animals are helping boost climate change awareness in Europe"
#Europe #Climate #ClimateChange

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-07-03 14:31:37

Today is July 3rd but tomorrow's a Friday and we have other plans, so tonight for dinner I'm going to throw some hot dogs on the BBQ, then run around firing guns in the air and shouting "USA! USA!"
OK well maybe not those second two things because I'm not a maniac but we are having hot dogs for dinner.
And I know I'm doing it all wrong but I still haven't forgiven Dick van Dyke for his accent in Mary Poppins so this is my little bit of cultural misappropriation as revenge.
#July4th

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-07-21 15:54:55

'We Had to Eat Like Dogs': Report Details 'Abusive Practices' at Florida Immigrant Prisons | Common Dreams
commondreams.org/news/florida-

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-09-18 02:21:40

Ugh. The rain that was supposed to stop imminently, well, it intensified instead. At one point, I could hardly open my eyes. So I decided not to go with HR zone 2 training tonight and just get it done.
But it was too soon after dinner and I cramped. I didn’t sleep well last night and my HR spiked, like it does in those scenarios. Walked for a short spell late to bring it back down.
Oh, and it stopped raining on my last lap. 🙃
Still, like dogs, all runs are good runs.

My running stats: 5.01 km in 36:19 for an average pace of 7:15/km
A running track, at night, with a school across the way, up on a hill. The skies have begun to clear, but water can been seen in the reflections on the track.
@gedankenstuecke@scholar.social
2025-09-14 15:05:25

Last Sunday, the three of us went for a small hike in a natural reserve and came across a black dog that seemed to still be a puppy. The park rangers we talked to asked us if we'd be willing to take her in, as packs of wild dogs tend to become an issue for the wildlife.
We slept on it for a night & decided to go for it. Since Monday, Ohana is a big sister for Nina. Both seem to be adapting well to their respective changes in life circumstances. Guess I'll have to make a website for Nina too 🥰

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-11 18:09:48

Mailbag: Who are new ‘dogs’ of team? dallascowboys.com/news/mailbag

@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-08-15 15:00:41

Just arrived at a new dog sitting (Bella, Queen of the Isle of Dogs). Very hot tube journey. Dumped a load of their ice cubes into my flask of squash.
Wait a minute, those look a strange colour… Okay so frozen espresso and blackcurrant squash then.
I mean it's not awful.

@matthiasott@mastodon.social
2025-09-10 13:30:04

And now, @… teaching us old dogs new CSS tricks at #smashingconf 🦮 – including magic!🤩🪄

Manuel on stage showing his fluid type solution using pow()
A slide showing the base layout for a site, defined with a container style query with the custom property --magic

An elderly Asian woman was mauled to death by a pair of large dogs in San Bernardino County, California, last week.
Soon Han, 80, was out for a morning walk on Friday when two Dogo Argentinos attacked her near the intersection of Vinton Street and Mesa Road in Baldy Mesa.
Sheriff’s deputies arrived after 11 a.m. and found Han unresponsive along the roadway. She had suffered major injuries and was pronounced dead at the scene

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2025-07-08 00:14:22

Sometimes I’ll just leave the Buzzr channel (they air old game shows) on in the living room for my #dogs to watch. Best part, they totally settle down on the couch to do so, I’ve just made a habit of leaving it on sometimes because I think they like it

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2025-07-08 00:14:22

Sometimes I’ll just leave the Buzzr channel (they air old game shows) on in the living room for my #dogs to watch. Best part, they totally settle down on the couch to do so, I’ve just made a habit of leaving it on sometimes because I think they like it

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-11 15:47:08
Content warning:

It's the Day of Selene / Luna's Day / #Monday! 🌛
"Selene, they say, fell in love with this Endymion and bore him fifty daughters. [...] The folk of Herakleia say that he retired to Mount Latmos and give him honour, there being a shrine of Endymion on Latmos."
Pausanias, Description of Greece 5.1.4
🏛️

Relief depicting the moon goddess Selene with her lover Endymion. Eros is at the top right to symbolise love and lust. One of Endymion's hunting dogs is leaping on the left.
@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-07-05 16:59:10

Late for this year, but I just heard about Heavenly Hounds Relaxation Squares. A friend tried them on their dogs and reported great satisfaction. #pets #fireworks

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-09-18 11:10:48

Nvidia and Intel announce a partnership to develop multiple new generations of x86 products; Nvidia will purchase $5B of Intel stock at $23.28 per share (Paul Alcorn/Tom's Hardware)

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-23 22:19:49

The New England Paw-triots? Patriots host pet adoption event at training camp espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/458065

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-22 14:33:51

The pickup truck that I traded to my sister in exchange for her watching my dogs the next time I'm in Japan is apparently leaking gasoline.

@arXiv_astrophSR_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-09-08 08:06:30

More Old Dogs, More New Tricks: Photographic Plates of the Globular Cluster M10 (NGC 6254) Digitized wit a Commercial Scanner
T. J. Davidge
arxiv.org/abs/2509.04620

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-09 21:58:14

All the 60 Minutes episodes on the science of dogs going back to 2014.
▶️ Dogs | 60 Minutes Full Episodes
#dogs

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-11 14:19:04

Mailbag: Who are new ‘dogs’ of team? dallascowboys.com/news/mailbag

@spamless@mastodon.social
2025-08-09 23:40:34

This dog used to sniff out cold cases for police. Now she’s saving bees. wapo.st/4mBconY

@blaise@mastodon.cloud
2025-09-17 15:22:37

So I've been posting about these new cars and their "secure" door handles, and how they're killing people. Everyone has pooh-poohed me. They *had* to save the world by buying Teslas. Well:
arstechnica.com/cars/2025/09/t

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-08-08 21:58:11

@… All dogs are incredible dogs ❤️

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-07-05 03:16:09

This year, there appear to be even more fireworks on my street. Which seems weird given both the tariffs and the fact these are a Chinese invention which are made in China, and the folks setting them off around here are very much ‘America first’.
Because the folks setting them off don’t seem to care about their neighbors nor neighbors’ dogs.

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-07-18 17:09:11

Disappointingly, parenthood did not warp me in this manner. Cats and dogs are obviously cuter than babies.

Image from Gboard Clipboard
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-30 22:00:02

No alcohol, dogs or horses.

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-08-18 18:14:33

I'm wondering if a dog would be a good idea when Mum's gone, partly as company for Dad but also because we would have capacity. I love this guy (should read his bio - he's perfect) and at least he's not called Max unlike half the other dogs available. That would cause big confusion in our house.

Screenshot of rescue dog Ben, a black retriever cross. To misquote Debbie Harry, I want that dog.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-07-14 19:01:33

I went to the #library yesterday to print some stuff and was surprised at how loud it seemed as I walked in. Turned out there was a Kids Reading to Dogs session going on. Adorable af.

@gray17@mastodon.social
2025-08-04 02:40:40

... who called it "artificial selection" instead of "firing machine guns into puppy kennels to breed bullet-proof dogs"?

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-08-31 20:54:21

Heading to Chicago this week. Italian beef, Vienna dogs, deep dish pizza. Art Institute. Billy Goat Tavern. I'm sure I can manage this without any help from red state militia nitwits or US Marines.

@joe@toot.works
2025-07-21 13:55:17

I saw this yesterday and started to wonder if I should buy my dogs hearing protection.

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-08-11 00:22:50

St. Joseph’s Hospital: Stop Animal Experiments & Rehome Survivors! #AnimalRights

@compfu@mograph.social
2025-08-07 05:28:41

To all professionals & retirees in the VFX industry, join the #vfxPeopleChallenge to post a photo of yourself at work. Just share a picture along with a brief description. The goal is to demonstrate that people are working on movies & shows that are supposed to have no CGI!
Thanks for your participation and boots on this project!

Low resolution photo of an office, camera pointing slightly downwards to show two dogs on a blue carpet floor, a creme colored one and a black scruffy one with a white paw a red bandana around his neck. He's looking at the camera.
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-07-12 17:24:45

This pub has a special menu just for dogs. #DogsOfMastodon
edit alt text updated: now I'm home rather than on my phone, I can flesh this bit out a bit more

A woman was killed and another person was injured after being mauled by two dogs at a park in San Bernardino, police said.
Officers responded to reports of a dog attack around 5 p.m. Thursday at Perris Hill Park in the 1100 block of East Highland Avenue, according to Capt. Nelson Carrington of the San Bernardino Police Department.
When officers arrived, they began rendering aid to one of the victims. The officer fired his weapon and killed a pit bull after the two dogs charged at…

@wandklex@mastodon.art
2025-07-25 17:13:31

Ihro Ladyschaft Frau #Atelierhütehund blickt derweilen über ihre Ländereien. 😁
#bordercollie #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOnMastodon #burohund #officedog #bordercollies #twitterRudel #mastorudel #dogs

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 21:49:44

I DON' WANNA BE FAT LIKE BOO BOO I TRYNA EXERCISE WHAASSUP
#dogs #humor

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-19 10:55:26

Damn dogs!

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-07-07 00:36:24

Urge FIFA to Help Stop the Slaughter of Cats and Dogs in Morocco! #AnimalRights

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-06 06:29:32
Content warning:

It's the Day of #Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka #Wednesday! 🐏
I'm travelling today, so please be kind, Hermes, and keep me safe 💙
"Zeus himself . . . commanded that glorious Hermes should be lord . . . over dogs and all the herds and flocks."
Homeric Hymn 4 to Herm…

A delicately painted seated figure of Hermes adorns the centre of the kylix cup. Hermes feeds or playfully teases the hound reclining at his side. He wears his travelling hat and chlamys cloak. He's holding his kerykeion staff in his left and engaging with the hound with his right.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 13:23:36

When you kiss someone & your dog's not having any of it. (Yup, my dog gets in between me & my wife all the time)
#dogs #humor

@joe@toot.works
2025-09-16 18:00:33

One of the dogs had diarrhea all over my bathroom 😒

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-07 04:59:16

A gentle reminder for all you animal advocates out there. /s
#trump #dogs #maga

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-08-03 15:53:24

The Bronx: 'Trained Their Dogs to Attack Black Men': New York Police Department Faces Accusations of Racial Profiling After K-9 Makes a Beeline for Dark-Skinned Bystander in Viral Video
atlantablackstar.com/2025/08/0

@wandklex@mastodon.art
2025-08-24 13:11:52

Ein alter (inzwischen wirklich alter) lieber Bekannter<3
Auch für manche Follows vielleicht noch, obschon sein Frauchen schon lange nicht mehr auf social media aktiv ist.) Ich durfte einst von ihm einen #wandklex als Welpe,später als Junghund und jetzt als (noch rüstigen) Opa malen.😍
#DogsOfMastodon #DogsOnMastodon #poodle #dogs #twitterrudel #mastorudel #fediArt #mastoArt #creativeToots

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-16 06:31:32

Yes, I identify as a dog person & have only adopted dogs. But this is literally me every time I go to a house with a cat in it... #lovecats
▶️ Dad didn’t want a Cat… Now it’s his favorite child 😹

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-15 21:52:00

I just watched somebody ride past somebody's yard that had two barky dogs in it and yell "woof woof."

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-06 16:20:27

My dog is an absolute character.
I was so depressed when my former pal passed away but I genuinely believe the spirit of all my previous #dogs lives on in Waldo cuz he's an amalgamation of all their personality traits.
Folks, please #AdoptDontShop. There's someone out there wa…

@joe@toot.works
2025-09-12 12:05:41

The dogs want to go outside into the death fog

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 23:41:56

"Who makes the rules? Because no dogs allowed… that is a new rule."
"I want to know about my freedom. I didn’t go to war defending that freedom so that I could live in a cellar under the boot heel of Chairman Bud Askins."
"War never changes."
-Cooper Howard, The Ghoul
#fallout

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-31 17:43:12

I'm trying to get ready for the week (yes, I know that tomorrow is a holiday). I got a haircut, I got groceries, I'm cleaning out the fridge right now, and then I need to walk the dogs. I'm debating if I should wash both dogs or if I should do one this weekend one next week.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-31 23:10:42

One of the great joys in life is feeding my dog his medicine with a little bit of peanut butter & watching him lick lick lick lick lick lick lick his chops after consuming it.
#dogs #peanutbutter

@joe@toot.works
2025-09-10 13:48:34

I took the dogs out to pee. The mosquitoes are already thick out there.

@joe@toot.works
2025-07-08 18:24:50

I don't know, quick stop. I don't know if I believe you that these are the best hot dogs in town.

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-03 16:47:55

I got the laundry going, the dishes going, and the cat's litter box emptied. I need to empty the dogs and then I can focus on the yard.