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@adulau@infosec.exchange
2026-05-02 08:59:09

I still don’t understand why some bots try to enumerate everything via the Vulnerability-Lookup API when full dumps, including all metadata, are available in one shot:
vulnerability.circl.lu/dumps/
We currently don’t rate-limit bots, but we’re close to doing so.

@burger_jaap@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 11:12:28

This five star review makes full use of synonyms:
the worst transit system on Earth
the least efficient form of transit on the Vegas Strip
the world’s dumbest form of transportation
sad little system
exactly like the sewer system in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”
this insultingly stupid system

@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2026-07-04 12:56:28

#ef0407 Der Ralf schwurbelt Dummfug in Bertelsmanns bunter Illustrierter Bild am Sonnabend.
Sei nicht wie Ralf!
(Anmerkung: Er will sagen, dass er es für verkehrt hält. Das Wort, dass er suchte, ist "verkehrt". "Falsch" wäre es, wenn es kein Bündnis gäbe, das es versuchte. #Qualitätsjournalismus

Text rot duchgestrichen.
Spiegel Plus:
Wer Parteitage blockiert, schädigt die Demokratie
Der SPIEGEL-Leitaritkel  von Ralf Neukirch
Ein breites Bündnis will verhindern, dass die rechtsextrme AfD ihren Parteitag in Erfurt abhalten kann. Das ist falsch.

(Anmerkung: Er will sagen, dass er es für verkehrt hält. Das Wort, dass er suchte, ist "verkehrt". "Falsch" wäre es, wenn es kein Bündnis gäbe, das es versuchte. Qualitätsjournalismus. Mit Geld nicht zu bezahlen.)
@kazys@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:51:31

The dumbest political move in history was not turning to transition to EVs, modernization of the electric grid, and construction of new power plants (nuclear renewable) into a new Manhattan Project for the US. China is doing this and will clean our clock.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 11:20:03

Donvict
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@emd@cosocial.ca
2026-05-04 18:31:08

RE: #EV

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-03 12:59:05

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Phoenix:
🎵 Too Young
#NowPlaying #Phoenix
open.spotify.com/track/2THkQau

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-07-02 13:27:23

Corruption at the highest levels of American government.
And never forget that we got here because America voted for these criminals.
The reality is "We the People" are part of the dumbest US electorate in the history of the country.
#justice #corruption

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-01 22:20:02

Nostra-dumbass
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 15:20:06

President Dumpster
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45