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@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-08-23 07:57:38

Idiocracy didn’t go far enough.

President of the United States wearing red “Trump was right about everything” cap as he talks to reporters. On-screen graphics read Clash Report… TEXT “POTUS” TO 45470 for Updates from the Trump White House.
@FandaSin@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-23 14:20:14

US is already an Idiocracy.🤬
That's SO AWFUL.🤮
en.as.com/other_sports/the-whi

The White House gets ready for the UFC
The White House gave a sneak peek on social media of how the octagon will look for UFC’s historic 2026 event at the president’s residence.

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-09-20 18:27:56

RE: #Idiocracy…

@Luc@dresden.network
2025-09-16 21:19:53

new findings in U.S.:
smoking is safe, if you're drinking.
#idiocracy

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-09-21 04:41:24

The #Idiocracy Is Real: #GOP demand All #Oklahoma #Schools be required to build

Kirk
@rberger@hachyderm.io
2025-06-25 00:24:33

We are truly living in a very dangerous idiocracy with insane, criminal, psychopathic assholes destroying our country.
#idiocracy #USPolitics
thenation.com/article/world/tr

@goebelmasse@det.social
2025-08-14 17:28:49

@… In 150 Jahren wird es Dokudramen im VR-Broadcast geben. Über meine Zeit. Damit die Menschen was zum Schämen und zum Lachen haben. Den Ruhm, den wir vielleicht in Zukunft haben könnten, braucht niemand. Zum Glück für die unantastbare Würde wird ihn auch keiner mehr mitbekommen…
Aber noch wahrscheinlicher ist in 150 Jahre Idiocracy und Mittelalter 2.0. Da hat man…

@gadgetboy@gadgetboy.social
2025-07-08 12:42:21

Idiocracy was not supposed to be a field manual.

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2025-08-09 14:41:07

Now, more than ever, we need an alternative to the "like" or "favorite" (🤍,⭐) options. Something that encapsulates #Shock #Horror #Dismay

Nonilex (@Nonilex@masto.ai)
#Trump executive order gives #politicians control over all federal #grants, alarming #researchers An #ExecutiveOrder signed by Trump late Thursday aims to give #political appointees power over the billions of dollars in grants awarded by #FederalAgencies. Scientists say it threatens to undermine the process that has helped make the #US the world leader in #research & #development. #USpol #BrainDrain #progress #idiocracy #kakistocracy https://apnews.com/article/trump-executive-order-federal-f…

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2025-08-09 14:41:07

Now, more than ever, we need an alternative to the "like" or "favorite" (🤍,⭐) options. Something that encapsulates #Shock #Horror #Dismay

Nonilex (@Nonilex@masto.ai)
#Trump executive order gives #politicians control over all federal #grants, alarming #researchers An #ExecutiveOrder signed by Trump late Thursday aims to give #political appointees power over the billions of dollars in grants awarded by #FederalAgencies. Scientists say it threatens to undermine the process that has helped make the #US the world leader in #research & #development. #USpol #BrainDrain #progress #idiocracy #kakistocracy https://apnews.com/article/trump-executive-order-federal-f…

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-07-02 00:36:54

Hold on a moment, you can't call something
"One Big Beautiful Bill"...mainly cause then you just cemented that the real world is Real Idiocracy!
Goddamit, now I gotta watch the movie again, no human should ever name anything with a name like that again!(oh who am I kidding)
Looks like I'm going to be watching both fictional stupidity plus real stupidity and you'll witness my stupidity!
Ain't hell beautiful?