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Halligan and Bondi push back on judge's suggestion that Comey grand jury materials were 'missing' (Josh Gerstein/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/14/halligan-bondi-comey-jury-00653188
http://www.memeorandum.com/251114/p130#a251114p130

Mi vecina estš un poco (un poco bastante) sorda, y su hija no ha tenido mejor idea para regalarle estas navidades que un altavoz inteligente con Alexa integrado.
Llevo unos 20 minutos escuchando en bucle "que alguien saque a bailar a la Morocha", y yo con gusto la sacaba, pero no sé quién es esa Morocha, y tampoco sé bailar.
A este paso voy a acabar poniéndome un Jack Daniel's con Voll-Damm.

Replaced article(s) found for math.OC. https://arxiv.org/list/math.OC/new
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- A robust BFGS algorithm for unconstrained nonlinear optimization problems
Yaguang Yang
https://arxiv.org/abs/1212.5929
- Quantum computing and the stable set problem
Alja\v{z} Krpan, Janez Povh, Dunja Pucher
https://arxiv.org/abs/2405.12845 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathOC_bot/112483516437815686
- Mean Field Game with Reflected Jump Diffusion Dynamics: A Linear Programming Approach
Zongxia Liang, Xiang Yu, Keyu Zhang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.20388 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathOC_bot/115111048711698998
- Differential Dynamic Programming for the Optimal Control Problem with an Ellipsoidal Target Set a...
Sungjun Eom, Gyunghoon Park
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.07546 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathOC_bot/115179281556444440
- On the Moreau envelope properties of weakly convex functions
Marien Renaud, Arthur Leclaire, Nicolas Papadakis
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.13960 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathOC_bot/115224514482363803
- Automated algorithm design via Nevanlinna-Pick interpolation
Ibrahim K. Ozaslan, Tryphon T. Georgiou, Mihailo R. Jovanovic
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.21416 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathOC_bot/115286533597711930
- Optimal Control of a Bioeconomic Crop-Energy System with Energy Reinvestment
Othman Cherkaoui Dekkaki
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.11381 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathOC_bot/115372322896073250
- Point Convergence Analysis of the Accelerated Gradient Method for Multiobjective Optimization: Co...
Yingdong Yin
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.26382 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathOC_bot/115468018035252078
- History-Aware Adaptive High-Order Tensor Regularization
Chang He, Bo Jiang, Yuntian Jiang, Chuwen Zhang, Shuzhong Zhang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2511.05788
- Equivalence of entropy solutions and gradient flows for pressureless 1D Euler systems
Jos\'e Antonio Carrillo, Sondre Tesdal Galtung
https://arxiv.org/abs/2312.04932 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathAP_bot/111560077272113052
- Kernel Modelling of Fading Memory Systems
Yongkang Huo, Thomas Chaffey, Rodolphe Sepulchre
https://arxiv.org/abs/2403.11945 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_eessSY_bot/112121123836064435
- The Maximum Theoretical Ground Speed of the Wheeled Vehicle
Altay Zhakatayev, Mukatai Nemerebayev
https://arxiv.org/abs/2502.15341 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_physicsclassph_bot/114057765769441123
- Hessian stability and convergence rates for entropic and Sinkhorn potentials via semiconcavity
Giacomo Greco, Luca Tamanini
https://arxiv.org/abs/2504.11133 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathPR_bot/114346453424694503
- Optimizing the ground state energy of the three-dimensional magnetic Dirichlet Laplacian with con...
Matthias Baur
https://arxiv.org/abs/2504.21597 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathph_bot/114431404740241516
- A localized consensus-based sampling algorithm
Arne Bouillon, Alexander Bodard, Panagiotis Patrinos, Dirk Nuyens, Giovanni Samaey
https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.24861 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mathNA_bot/114612580684567066
- A Novel Sliced Fused Gromov-Wasserstein Distance
Moritz Piening, Robert Beinert
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.02364 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csLG_bot/114976243138728278
- Minimal Regret Walras Equilibria for Combinatorial Markets via Duality, Integrality, and Sensitiv...
Alo\"is Duguet, Tobias Harks, Martin Schmidt, Julian Schwarz
https://arxiv.org/abs/2511.09021 https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_csGT_bot/115541243299714775
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So old people drink peanut juice and it gives them Alzheimer’s? #aislop

Oh. Parece que morreu o John Varley.
Um autor de FC americano de segunda linha com alguns livros publicados em Portugal. Toda a série Gaea (uma trilogia que a Europa-América publicou em 6 volumes) é muito boa.
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

Jesse Sheidlower (@jessesword.com)
RIP John Varley. We have a lot of quotations from him in the Historical #Dictionary of #ScienceFiction, and he is credited as being the originator of four terms: cryosuspension, cyborg (v.), cyborged, and nearside (n.): https://sfdictionary.com/author/59/john-varley?firstquotes=1 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

The Holy Mountain (1973) is profoundly bizarre, some would probably find much of this disturbing, and I'm glad I'm finally watching it 😂
#film

The Holy Mountain (1973)
The Alchemist assembles together a group of people from all walks of life to represent the planets in the solar system. The occult adept's intention is to put his recruits through strange mystical rites and divest them of their worldly baggage before embarking on a trip to Lotus Island. There they ascend the Holy Mountain to displace the immortal gods who secretly rule the universe.

#LB Eu de vez em quando gastando horas pra fazer algum jogo funcionar no linux, mesmo sabendo que eu nem vou jogar direito este jogo rs.
https://mastodon.social/@HitchhikersGu

Alexander Scamilton
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Shopify joined Substack in October, the latest and the biggest company to do so and a sign that brands take Substack seriously as a marketing channel (Allison Smith/Modern Retail)
https://www.modernretail.co/marketing/shopify-jus…

Shopify just became the biggest company to launch a Substack newsletter
Shopify has launched a Substack newsletter called "In Stock," becoming the largest company on the platform.

House Republicans release transcript and video of Jack Smith's closed-door testimony before Judiciary Committee (Alexandra Marquez/NBC News)
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/jack-smith-closed-door-testimony-released-house-republicans-judiciary-rcna251732
http://www.memeorandum.com/251231/p68#a251231p68