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@drtcombs@transportation.social
2024-03-06 15:21:57

Peterson turned 2 weeks old yesterday. He's starting to show some age--he has little less poof--and has been relocated from the kitchen counter to a secluded bookshelf for his safety. He is still valiantly soldiering along though, constantly overwhelming the temptation of playing with the ipad with his mere existence.
#Parenting

Photo of a small mound of reddish-brown dog hair, shaped into a monster's face, sitting on a small black ipad. The ipad/monster combo is on a white bookshelf.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2024-02-07 01:52:19

And the Kitty, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And her eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er her streaming throws her shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!
#CatsOfMastodon

Zoomed in on a black cat w/ a white chest perched on a carpeted platform next to a carpeted cat tower, mere inches from the ceiling.
Zoomed out showing the full cat tower, with the black cat about 7ft above the ground. The bottom of the tower has a sisal mat, and a hole at the bottom that looks like a typical mouse wall hole in the cartoons. About halfway up the sisal switches to a grey shaggy rug.
@servelan@newsie.social
2024-04-07 07:01:53

Victims of Montana asbestos pollution that killed hundreds take Warren Buffet's railroad to court | Financial Post
financialpost.com/pmn/business

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2024-04-04 23:36:46

Ah, React Native, where filing an issue tagged as “#accessibility” is a guarantee Facebook is just gonna ignore it until it stales-out and auto-closes:
social.vivaldi.net/@brucelawso

@jgkoomey@mastodon.energy
2024-05-05 13:42:26

Peter Baker should be fired. mastodon.social/@jeffjarvis/11

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2024-03-05 18:26:51

I am more than a mere Kate Moss look-alike. I am a Kate Moss think-alike.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2024-05-05 17:26:27

Heh... Looks like the nazi regime in Moscow placed Zelensky on a wanted list.
Tsc tsc tsc...
Considering Putin is wanted by the INTERNATIONAL criminal court, this is so farsical it's a mere clown move.
I'm sure the clown of clowns, Medvedev, is happy about it. At least while he's somewhat counscious between two bottles of vodka.
#Russia

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2024-04-04 13:40:11

Using the Arc Browser is one of the strongest possible signals today that the user sees nothing of value or to respect in the open Internet. A tool based on stripping everything it finds to give you an expensive answer that's probably worse than what a normal web search would have given ya. An egocentric product that sees everything outside of the user as mere content

@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2024-05-03 09:34:48

"A lot has been written about the Apollo Computer and the true nature of alarms 1201 and 1202. We feel the urge to highlight Margaret Hamilton‘s monumental contributions to the history of the 20th century: not just the code that, at the heist of the first manned Lunar landing, produced one of the most dramatic error codes ever logged in the history of software engineering, but her idea of transforming mere programming into, precisely, software engineering."

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2024-03-04 07:07:07

Jeg skal snart prŸve at snakke på #ThwaitesGlacier på dansk på #Radio24Syv hvis nogen vil hŸre mere om "#DømmedagsGletscher" og hvad det betyder til