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@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-07-06 12:45:11

So I've found my answer after maybe ~30 minutes of effort. First stop was the first search result on Startpage (millennialhawk.com/does-poop-h), which has some evidence of maybe-AI authorship but which is better than a lot of slop. It actually has real links & cites research, so I'll start by looking at the sources.
It claims near the top that poop contains 4.91 kcal per gram (note: 1 kcal = 1 Calorie = 1000 calories, which fact I could find/do trust despite the slop in that search). Now obviously, without a range or mention of an average, this isn't the whole picture, but maybe it's an average to start from? However, the citation link is to a study (pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/322359) which only included 27 people with impaired glucose tolerance and obesity. Might have the cited stat, but it's definitely not a broadly representative one if this is the source. The public abstract does not include the stat cited, and I don't want to pay for the article. I happen to be affiliated with a university library, so I could see if I have access that way, but it's a pain to do and not worth it for this study that I know is too specific. Also most people wouldn't have access that way.
Side note: this doing-the-research protect has the nice benefit of letting you see lots of cool stuff you wouldn't have otherwise. The abstract of this study is pretty cool and I learned a bit about gut microbiome changes from just reading the abstract.
My next move was to look among citations in this article to see if I could find something about calorie content of poop specifically. Luckily the article page had indicators for which citations were free to access. I ended up reading/skimming 2 more articles (a few more interesting facts about gut microbiomes were learned) before finding this article whose introduction has what I'm looking for: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/
Here's the relevant paragraph:
"""
The alteration of the energy-balance equation, which is defined by the equilibrium of energy intake and energy expenditure (1–5), leads to weight gain. One less-extensively-studied component of the energy-balance equation is energy loss in stools and urine. Previous studies of healthy adults showed that ≈5% of ingested calories were lost in stools and urine (6). Individuals who consume high-fiber diets exhibit a higher fecal energy loss than individuals who consume low-fiber diets with an equivalent energy content (7, 8). Webb and Annis (9) studied stool energy loss in 4 lean and 4 obese individuals and showed a tendency to lower the fecal energy excretion in obese compared with lean study participants.
"""
And there's a good-enough answer if we do some math, along with links to more in-depth reading if we want them. A Mayo clinic calorie calculator suggests about 2250 Calories per day for me to maintain my weight, I think there's probably a lot of variation in that number, but 5% of that would be very roughly 100 Calories lost in poop per day, so maybe an extremely rough estimate for a range of humans might be 50-200 Calories per day. Interestingly, one of the AI slop pages I found asserted (without citation) 100-200 Calories per day, which kinda checks out. I had no way to trust that number though, and as we saw with the provenance of the 4.91 kcal/gram, it might not be good provenance.
To double-check, I visited this link from the paragraph above: sciencedirect.com/science/arti
It's only a 6-person study, but just the abstract has numbers: ~250 kcal/day pooped on a low-fiber diet vs. ~400 kcal/day pooped on a high-fiber diet. That's with intakes of ~2100 and ~2350 kcal respectively, which is close to the number from which I estimated 100 kcal above, so maybe the first estimate from just the 5% number was a bit low.
Glad those numbers were in the abstract, since the full text is paywalled... It's possible this study was also done on some atypical patient group...
Just to come full circle, let's look at that 4.91 kcal/gram number again. A search suggests 14-16 ounces of poop per day is typical, with at least two sources around 14 ounces, or ~400 grams. (AI slop was strong here too, with one including a completely made up table of "studies" that was summarized as 100-200 grams/day). If we believe 400 grams/day of poop, then 4.91 kcal/gram would be almost 2000 kcal/day, which is very clearly ludicrous! So that number was likely some unrelated statistic regurgitated by the AI. I found that number in at least 3 of the slop pages I waded through in my initial search.

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-08-07 19:11:08

A Candidate Giant Planet Imaged in the Habitable Zone of alpha Cen A - Observations, Orbital and Physical Properties, and Exozodi Upper Limits / Binary Star Modeling, Planet and Exozodi Search, and Sensitivity Analysis: #Planet Around Closest Solar Twin: webbtelescope.org/contents/new & esawebb.org/news/weic2515/

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-08 06:00:30

alright im going through my old files again and rediscovered a shitty unfinished sci-fi epic poem thing i was writing sometime when i was 14/15/idfk. all i remember about it is that it was gonna keep doing this countdown and changing structure accordingly for a really long time, i was thinking of depicting the character finding love in an ethereal sorta way for the ending, and it was gonna incorporate a enochian number square for some reason.

SIXTEEN CYCLES AGO,

a smouldering sunset steps away stops scorching her scattered populace, of scar ed, smoke-cycling children trapped in a limbo they weren't old enough to understand.

SIXTEEN CYCLES AGO, the sky dances from gold to muddy grime in lockstep with their lover, and none on Upkeak's face bend in the slightest sur as i kneel, rifle over roof's edge, poised for his arrival.

SIXTEEN CYCLES AGO, his carrier cuts through the congregating crust in the clouds, almost doing Sky a favor t…
fuck my life i missed the mark FIFTEEN TIMES IN A ROW

fuck this air tripped brain through breath FIFTEEN TIMES IN A ROW

fuck they saw me one pair of eyes FIFTEEN TIMES IN A ROW

fuck these legs fourteen cycles forward FIFTEEN TIMES IN A ROW

fuck the height from building to building FIFTEEN TIMES IN A ROW

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fuck FIFTEEN TIMES-

~!@#$%^&*()_+
fuck my life shitty glass smashed sixteen scattered shards FIFTEEN TIMES

fuck this air pulsing pounding head pulsing pounding heart IN A ROW

fuck they saw me mental specter vanishes forced second guesses FIFTEEN TIMES

fuck my legs covered in cuts beautiful blood IN A ROW

fuck the height of my ambition fuck my life again FIFTEEN TIMES

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burning light FIFTEEN ROWS IN A TIME

angel light ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW

can't leave IN A FIFTEEN TIMES ROW

angel carry ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW

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@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-09-07 10:22:02

Jährlich genehmigte #Windenergieleistung in #Deutschland mit Stand vom 06.09.2025.
Genehmigt bedeutet noch nicht gebaut oder in Betrieb. Nicht alle Anlagen benötigen eine Genehmigung.
Der Datenbestand enthält ggf. unplausible Datensätze.
👉 Zusatzlesestoff: Was passi…

Jährlich genehmigte Windenergieleistung in Deutschland mit Stand vom 06.09.2025. Vertikales Balkendiagramm zeigt die jährlich genehmigte Windenergieleistung in Deutschland (nur genehmigungspflichtige Anlagen), 1987–2025. X-Achse: Jahr; Y-Achse: genehmigte Bruttoleistung in Megawatt. Anfangswerte lagen bei 0,1 MW (1987), bis 1998 auf 533,8 MW, stiegen bis 2003 auf ca. 3000 MW, schwankten zwischen ca. 1140 MW (2009) und ca. 4600 MW (2013), fielen 2017 auf 1017,1 MW und erreichten mit über 15900 M…
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-09-07 15:02:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music
Sonic Youth:
🎵 Youth Against Fascism
#SonicYouth
mrlckmshp.bandcamp.com/track/s
open.spotify.com/track/7ewAyUn

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-06-08 06:13:00

Missing Link: Tim Berners-Lee wird 70 – der Architekt des World Wide Webs
Der Mann, der uns das WWW schenkte, feiert 70. Geburtstag und kämpft weiter für ein freies Netz. Ein Blick auf sein technisches Erbe und seine aktuellen Pläne.

@mszll@datasci.social
2025-09-06 18:10:17

Very interesting looking paper: In tech we trust: A history of technophilia in the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change's (IPCC) climate mitigation expertise
sciencedirect.com/science/arti
Hopefully someone wil…

Frequency per page of selected terms related to key mitigation strategies in the six full reports of IPCC Working Group III published between 1992 and 2022. The data highlights the overwhelming dominance of the term “technology”, particularly in the third and fourth assessment reports (2001 and 2007), where it peaked at over 1.5 mentions per page. In contrast, demand-side concepts such as “lifestyle”, “behavioural change”, and “sufficiency” remained marginal until a notable increase in the 2022…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-09-07 11:15:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cibo Matto:
🎵 Sugar Water (Coldcut remix)
#CiboMatto
volpesvulpes.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2mQnPuV

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-07-07 21:55:15

Antarctica’s slow collapse caught on camera—and it’s accelerating #Antarctica

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-07-07 18:48:02

Earth's Energy Imbalance More Than Doubled in Recent Decades / Observed trend in Earth energy imbalance may provide a constraint for low climate sensitivity models: #Earth is trapping much more heat than climate models forecast – and the rate has doubled in 20 years: theconversation.com/earth-is-t