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@arXiv_csNI_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-25 08:28:29

CORMO-RAN: Lossless Migration of xApps in O-RAN
Antonio Calagna, Stefano Maxenti, Leonardo Bonati, Salvatore D'Oro, Tommaso Melodia, Carla Fabiana Chiasserini
arxiv.org/abs/2506.19760

@janneke@todon.nl
2025-06-24 14:27:47

Motten in Helmond.
Moths in Helmond (NL).

Two brown gray moths, about an index finger long, sleeping on the leg of a wooden street bench.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-25 04:30:57

In her latest attempt to break me, the 8yo has decided to stop sleeping through the night. 🙄

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-23 18:27:01

Important Message

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

Vaperwave style image a someone sleeping in a bed that has a slight golden glow to it white suspended on a background of blue with poorly drawn stars.
@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk
2025-07-23 13:56:07

'In a typical DAY, how many hours do you usually spend with computers, cell phones, handheld video games, and other electronic devices?'...oh well, lets see if I take off the sleeping, and eating bits...

“They haven’t given us food, they haven’t given us medicine. We’re cold. There are people who’ve been here for 10, 15 days inside. We’re just waiting.”
Concerns about what goes on inside the federal building had been growing.
Advocates, attorneys and immigrants themselves have described the 10th floor as overcrowded, with no beds, showers, or adequate access to food or healthcare.
“Ice is kidnapping so many people from New York’s immigration courts that they had to create a …

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-06-21 18:46:36

Feline interpretive dance.
#Caturday #Photography

A black cat is sleeping on a quilt in an odd position: Belly up, back legs askew, head back, front legs making a ballet-flavored shape.
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-25 13:49:12

#Capitalism #AntiCapitalism #Socialism #Communism

Illustration with text: "If you’re mad at yourself, you need a nap" shows a person sleeping. "If you’re mad at someone else, you need food" with lips holding paper. Two people walking arm in arm under "If you’re mad at the world, you need to protest." Tone: supportive, empowering.
@arXiv_mathOC_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-19 09:07:32

Contribution of expert aggregation to temperature prediction part II: Second order bounds with sleeping experts
L\'eo Pfitzner (GMAP), Olivier Wintenberger (SU), Olivier Mestre (GMAP)
arxiv.org/abs/2506.15216

Two videos have surfaced shedding light on what is happening behind closed doors at a New York federal building -- where people are being confined after being seized by officers on their way out of immigration court on the 12th floor, with the footage offering a rare look inside a controversial and closely guarded space that is part of Donald Trump’s anti-immigration crackdown.
The filming, shared by the New York Immigration Coalition(NYIC), captures one of several rooms at 26 Federal …

@m0les@aus.social
2025-06-21 06:45:45

Michael Sweater is at it again:
sweater.substack.com/p/new-com
I find it hard to believe he has less than 250 subscribers (hint, hint). FWIW, there are another 3 (better drawn) pages to this story covering his angsty meta-narrative about soci…

A 4-panel page from a comic story drawn in a deliberately "low effort" way, but still in Michael Sweater's distinctive style.
The page is titled "Runnin' wit' da big dogs".
Panel 1: two shot of a small and a large dog.
Small: "Wow! I like how you are big and have a lot of hair"
Big: "Thank you.:
Panel 2: tight shot of dogs faces.
B: "I like how you are small, with a little hair!"
S: "Gee, thanks!"
Panel3: 2 shot again.
S: "Tonight wile my human is sleeping I am going to turn on the stove and bu…
@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-19 02:50:33

I’m not sleeping at the moment.
Maybe it’s because there’s just so much going on in my brain but I’m not sure.

@threeofus@mstdn.social
2025-05-19 13:27:44

Had a good chat with C this morning and she said she has no interest in sleeping with anyone else and that she loves me and only wants to be with me. I pushed her hard to make sure she wasn’t just saying what she thought I wanted to hear, and she convinced me that she’s sincere and that I misunderstood our conversation on Saturday.

@arXiv_csDC_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-17 09:26:23

Towards Energy-Efficient Distributed Agreement
Hugo Mirault, Peter Robinson
arxiv.org/abs/2506.12282 arxiv.org/pdf/25…

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-05-18 04:51:18

Ticking away, the moments that make up #Caturday; fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

A gray cat lies sleeping on the end table next to my recliner. Her head is resting on top of a paper-towel-covered drink coaster which I’d like to be using, but, caturday
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-06-12 15:45:29

With militaries: amateurs focus on weapon systems like tanks & planes. Professionals focus on logistics.
kegseth is a drunk amateur misusing & abusing our soldiers.
“…snafu is…slapdash mission where…welfare of troops has not been…priority…service members described inadequate living conditions at…Naval Weapons Station Seal Beach, on…outskirts of Los Angeles…soldiers are sleeping outside on cots…Others cited intermittent issues with food & fuel supplies.”

@brentsleeper@sfba.social
2025-06-14 21:35:04

I keep drinkin’ malted milk crate #Caturday, try’n to drive my blues away.

Photo of a sleeping, gray tabby cat. The cat is curled tightly in a black milk crate container, which in turn rests on a matchstick-style oak floor.
@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2025-07-14 11:25:09

Sonnet 154 - CLIV
The little Love-god lying once asleep,
Laid by his side his heart-inflaming brand,
Whilst many nymphs that vowed chaste life to keep
Came tripping by; but in her maiden hand
The fairest votary took up that fire
Which many legions of true hearts had warmed;
And so the General of hot desire
Was, sleeping, by a virgin hand disarmed.
This brand she quenched in a cool well by,
Which from Love's fire took heat perpet…

My favorite kitty Penny, sleeping this morning. She sleeps while I soak my bones in the hot tub. The birds sing in the morning.

My favorite kitty Penny, sleeping, with a mountain vista behind her.
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-07-04 05:51:33

My wife currently messages me the increasing number of noise sources at home:
Chainsaw to cut bushes, roadworks with jackhammer and rock cutting saw, and now the garbage truck beeping while reversing in our road.
I get a play-by-play description of what keeps her from sleeping in, and I'm torn between laughing, emphasizing and thinking "What happens if she goes all Michael Douglas in Falling Down?"

Michael Douglas sitting behind the wheel of his car, looking exhausted
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-06-09 19:35:51

'Wildly underprepared': National Guard troops seen sleeping on floors in exclusive photos (Matthias Gafni/San Francisco Chronicle)
sfchronicle.com/california/art
memeorandum.com/250609/p98#a25

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-07-03 18:59:44

Disneyland is a stolen kiss in Sleeping Beauty's Castle. Disney World is a blowjob in Epcot.
#SponsorablePost

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-01 12:11:49
Content warning:

I was so busy I forgot to post gorgeous #Hermaphroditos yesterday for #BumDayMonday!
It's not possible to see from his perspective, but Hermaphroditos is two-sexed and has a penis. And a truly callipygian backside 🥰
@…

Photograph of the Hermaphroditus Borgehese or Sleeping Hermaphroditus. The photo shows the sculpture's backside, with round buttocks, a somewhat unisex hairstyle of a top bow that is worn by both Aphrodite and Apollo, and a beautiful arched back. One leg is lifted, entangled in a blanket or himation.
@mariyadelano@hachyderm.io
2025-07-01 21:16:17

As an immigrant there isn’t much I can say about the news right now, so here’s my #cat sleeping in a folded up tatami today

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-10 08:20:46

Cats don't grow from trees.
That's silly.
They grow from stumps!

Photo of a tree stump with a hole in the middle and an orange cat filling the hole's shape perfectly. Nearby, a black kitty can be seen sleeping next to the trunk.
@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-04 22:03:58

Sleeping duck (possibly Muscovy?). Descanso Gardens. La Canada Flintridge, California, USA. #descansogardens #bird #birds

Close up of the head, neck and upper back of a duck.  The bird's head is turned and the beak is buried in the feathers of its wing.  The bird's eye is orange, and its feathers are purple and black.
@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-03 14:24:26

Beans says "zzzzz"
#CatsOfMastodon

a close POV shot of our cat Beans on a fleece blanket with a dark blue background across which run a rainbow of stripes of different patterns. He is laying with his front legs straight out in front of his face pointing into the camera lens. It makes it look like his white legs are coming out of his gray face
another look at the sleeping Beans, this time from above. This perspective shows that the spot he's chosen to snooze is a blanket my partner is under. He's cozied himself between her legs with his front paws straight out in front of his face.
@arXiv_condmatsoft_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-02 10:09:18

This arxiv.org/abs/2412.17673 has been replaced.
initial toot: mastoxiv.page/@arXi…

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2025-05-05 11:25:12

Sonnet 154 - CLIV
The little Love-god lying once asleep,
Laid by his side his heart-inflaming brand,
Whilst many nymphs that vowed chaste life to keep
Came tripping by; but in her maiden hand
The fairest votary took up that fire
Which many legions of true hearts had warmed;
And so the General of hot desire
Was, sleeping, by a virgin hand disarmed.
This brand she quenched in a cool well by,
Which from Love's fire took heat perpet…

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-29 22:26:54

I couldn’t sleep. My brain kept spinning: I brush my teeth at night. Then I don’t eat, I don’t drink, I just sleep. Nothing goes in my mouth. So why, when I wake up, do I brush my teeth again? I already did it! Nothing changed. It’s like someone decided mornings need a repeat, but my mouth is just as clean as before.
Sometimes I wonder, who decided this? Why do we all just do it, like it’s written in the sky or something? I like the feeling of brushing but not the taste of toothpaste, …

A serene painting of a young boy peacefully sleeping beside a gentle tooth fairy, surrounded by soft, dreamy colors.

Federal officials prevented two members of Congress on Sunday from entering an immigration detention facility in Manhattan
where the representatives were seeking to investigate reports of overcrowding, stifling heat and migrants sleeping on bathroom floors.
The representatives,
Adriano Espaillat and
Nydia Velšzquez, both Democrats from New York,
said officials at the Jacob K. Javits Federal Building had denied them access to the 10th-floor detention area because…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-28 07:30:00

Do you want your orange juice with or without fluff?

Photo of a fluffy orange cat sleeping curled up on a shelf in a store next to some orange juice.