Tootfinder

Menschen sagen „warum bist du so bleich, tux0r, geht es dir nicht gut?“ und sagen dann aber auch „JUHU, 20°F WENIGER ÜBER NACHT, VOLL GUT, ENDLICH NORMALES WETTER“.

What caused a mysterious atmospheric explosion in Siberia in 1908? | Space
https://www.space.com/stargazing/meteor-showers/what-caused-a-mysterious-atmospheric-explosion-in-siberia-in-1908

McEwan Grocery Store to Open at Bayview Village in Former Pusateri’s Space
I guess it makes sense in that location
https://retail-insider.com/retail-insider/2026/07/mcewan-grocery-store-to-open-at-bayview-vill…

Unterdessen bei der Digitalisierung: https://www.n-tv.de/panorama/Grossuebung-im-ICE-Tunnel-endet-im-grossen-Desaster-id31178818.html

"Längst alle tot", Fax-Kontakt: Großübung im ICE-Tunnel endet im großen Desaster
Bei einer Übung in einem Eisenbahntunnel in Thüringen trainieren Einsatzkräfte am Wochenende den Ernstfall. Doch bei einem simulierten ICE-Brand geht alles schief: Die Feuerwehr kommt zu spät, die Kommunikation läuft teilweise über Fax. Der Innenminister ist bedient.

Human fingerprints on Earth’s climate are now nearly impossible to dispute https://www.earth.com/climate/human-fingerprints-on-earths-climate-are-now-nearly-impossible-to-dispute/

Human fingerprints on Earth’s climate are now nearly impossible to dispute
A major review finds much stronger evidence of human-caused global warming than in 2009, despite the EPA's reversal of a landmark ruling.

Pretty amazing, this:
Astrophotographer captures 110 galaxies, star clusters and nebulas in stunning 352-hour mosaic | Space
https://www.space.com/stargazing/astrophotography/astrophot…

US Space Force gibt Flatellites für Luftraumüberwachung in Auftrag
Den Luftraum über Gefechtsfeldern sollen Satelliten überwachen. Unter anderem sollen die flachen Satelliten von Rocket Lab diese Aufgabe übernehmen.

US Space Force gibt Flatellites für Luftraumüberwachung in Auftrag
Den Luftraum über Gefechtsfeldern sollen Satelliten überwachen. Unter anderem sollen die flachen Satelliten von Rocket Lab diese Aufgabe übernehmen.

from my link log —
Inspecting the Cortex-A76 L1i cache with RAMINDEX.
https://reflexive.space/cortex-a76-l1i/
saved 2026-09-11 https://dotat.at/…

Do the Dolphins have the worst roster in NFL history? A look at their cap space, signings, depth, experience

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/dolphins-roster-dead-cap-space-nfl-worst/

motebook – houseboat (on a river of time)
https://mirlo.space/motebook/release/houseboat-on-a-river-of-time

Did anyone see or hear of any real-world issues when the CCSDS CUC 1958 epoch crossed 2³¹ seconds on 19 January 2026?
ESA had already warned about this beforehand.
I’m especially interested in actual operational incidents, anomalies, or post-event reports.
#CCSDS #Space

Trump bought over $1 million in SpaceX debt days before unveiling space policy
Donald Trump bought between
$1 million and $5 million in debt
issued by SpaceX
just days before the White House announced a new space-travel policy,
the president’s latest financial disclosure form shows.

Two days after purchasing the bonds,
Trump signed a memorandum setting out the new policy,
which is intended to strengthen space transportation,
in part by b…

Trump bought over $1 million in SpaceX debt days before unveiling space policy
The purchase, revealed in his latest financial disclosure, involved a firm directly affected by his administration’s actions — and led by presidential ally Elon Musk.

Anthropic co-founder Jack Clark says "I now think it's more likely we'll see full RSI become possible in 2027", earlier than his previous prediction of 2028 (Jack Clark/Import AI)
https://importai.substack.com/p/import-ai-476-creativity-and-rsi

Import AI 476: Creativity and RSI; worse-than-China open weight models; AI goes to space
Will we give robots the moon?

„Die Sonne ist JEDE NACHT finster, Sie Lurch“ darf man ja auch nicht mehr sagen. #Sonnenfinsternis

Plant diversity can help protect grasslands from climate change https://www.earth.com/plants/plant-diversity-can-help-protect-grasslands-from-climate-change/

Plant diversity can help protect grasslands from climate change
Meta description: New research reveals that losing plant diversity could reduce grasslands’ carbon uptake by 15% globally and up to 50% in some tropical regions.

*öffnet Mastodon*
*liest: „Niemand muss Auto fahren!!!11!“*
*öffnet Profil*
*liest: Großstadt, Gratis-BahnCard, beruflich PowerPoint*
*nickt*
*öffnet Schnaps*

10 Vegan Squash Recipes #plantbased

10 Vegan Squash Recipes
These 10 vegan squash recipes make the best of the vegetable in various tasty formats from traybakes to soups and more

Did anyone see or hear of any real-world issues when the CCSDS CUC 1958 epoch crossed 2³¹ seconds on 19 January 2026?
ESA had already warned about this beforehand.
I’m especially interested in actual operational incidents, anomalies, or post-event reports.
#CCSDS #Space

Schlaf schön und gut, aber kennen Sie Kaffee?

Painted wind turbines can dramatically reduce bird deaths, study finds https://news.mongabay.com/short-article/2026/10/painted-wind-turbines-can-dramatically-reduce-bird-deaths-study-finds/

Painted wind turbines can dramatically reduce bird deaths, study finds
Researchers found that painting one wind turbine blade black reduced bird deaths by 74%, an easy way to make wind power safer for birds.

Unterdessen DPD: "Oh, eine Abstellgenehmigung für direkt vor der Tür. Danke! Wir bringen Ihr Paket dann mal ans andere Ende der Stadt, GaLieGrü."
Pfrml.

Das stolze „Ich habe fast einen ganzen Tag lang nicht auf die kleine Depressionsmaschine in meiner Tasche gegafft!“ ist ja nun auch das „Ich habe heute zwei Schachteln weniger geraucht!“ der etwas weniger coolen Kinder.

Nearly 300,000 at risk from Himalayan floods, as flood zone building accelerates #Himalaya

Nearly 300,000 at risk from Himalayan floods, as flood zone building accelerates
Nearly 300,000 people may live in areas at risk of flooding in the Nepalese, Indian and Chinese areas of the Himalayas. The results, from a study published in Scientific Reports, also indicate that the total area covered by buildings within potential flood zones increased by approximately 45% between 2016 and 2023.

Menschen, die ankündigen, sie würden Deutschland verlassen, wenn irgendwas passiert oder auch nicht.
Anfänger.
Ich habe Deutschland dieses Jahr schon zweimal verlassen. 👆

„Ich arbeite als Sprecherin.“
„Ich merk‘s.“
(Handgemenge.)

Sperm whales face an uncertain future as their habitats shrink https://www.earth.com/animals/sperm-whales-face-an-uncertain-future-as-their-habitats-shrink/

Sperm whales face an uncertain future as their habitats shrink
Climate change may shrink sperm whale habitat, while some ocean areas could remain suitable through the century ahead.

immer, immer relevant -
/one hand on my suicide and one hand on the rose/ https://youtu.be/nOnFiCf5wB4

Wildfire smoke shuts schools in Amazon's biggest city #Amazon

Wildfire smoke shuts schools in Amazon's biggest city
The largest city in the Brazilian Amazon, Manaus, closed public schools on Friday as smoke from hundreds of wildfires blanketed the metropolis amid an intensifying El Niño event.

Nur noch 27 Minuten bis Montag! Freuen Sie sich auch schon alle so sehr wie ich?

„Wo sehen Sie sich in zehn Jahren?“
„Warum? Brennen Sie vorher mit der Firmenkasse durch?“
(Handgemenge.)

‘Plastic pollution hotspots’ spawn a public health crisis across Latin America https://news.mongabay.com/2026/09/plastic-pollution-hotspots-spawn-a-public-health-crisis-across-latin-america/

‘Plastic pollution hotspots’ spawn a public health crisis across Latin America
Since China banned the import of plastic waste in 2018, plastic pollution has been having a growing impact on the people and ecosystems of Latin America. As the region imports an increasing amount of the world’s used and discarded plastic, new research shows that waste infrastructure in many countries is already buckling under the strain […]

Schon meine Mutter nannte mich immer einen tollen Patsch 👆

Alles Nötige über Literatur im Übrigen von Walter Serner (~ 1920): „Ich würde mich freuen, zu hören, daß diese Seiten der LETZTE Mist sind, der geschrieben wurde.“

Apple-Dill Chickpea Mash Wrap #plantbased

Apple-Dill Chickpea Mash Wrap
This apple-dill chickpea mash recipe is a great way to get in easy protein with flavorful seasonings and crisp apple

In der (verpflichtenden) Schulung neulich habe ich zwei Tage lang gelernt, wie man 1) einen Webbrowser und 2) Outlook benutzt. Und Ihre Produktivität so?

How Indigenous Protected Areas became a vital way to protect nature in Australia #Australia

How Indigenous Protected Areas became a vital way to protect nature in Australia
When you think of conservation in Australia, chances are you'll think of a national park.

„Ich bin sogar Wochen später noch schlagfertig!“

FUCK YEAH
oder, wie die weniger Blöden es wohl nennen würden,
PAARUNG! HURRA!

Documents: Trump EPA Encouraged Dicamba-Maker Bayer to Recommend How Its Controversial, Drift-Prone Pesticide Should Be Regulated https://biologicaldiversity.org/w/news

Documents: Trump EPA Encouraged Dicamba-Maker Bayer to Recommend How Its Controversial, Drift-Prone Pesticide Should Be Regulated
The Trump Environmental Protection Agency presented pesticide giant Bayer with multiple options on how to proceed with a dicamba approval months before the agency proposed to allow the dangerous, drift-prone pesticide to be sprayed on genetically engineered cotton and soybeans, according to government documents made public today by two conservation groups. The company’s input was solicited on the level of restrictions needed to effectively mitigate dicamba volatility and runoff, ranging from …

ironika
der scherz ist da

Immerhin seit Jahren keine Panflöte mehr hören müssen.

Antarctica’s melting ice is pushing marine animals beyond their limits https://www.earth.com/environment/antarcticas-melting-ice-is-pushing-marine-animals-beyond-their-limits/

Antarctica’s melting ice is pushing marine animals beyond their limits
Melting ice is adding freshwater to Antarctic coastal waters, where lower salt levels can disrupt marine animals and even damage their gills.

August joint-hottest month on record as climate change and El Niño drive heat https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93vde0n2l4o?at_medium=RSS/Mastodon
August joint hottest month on record globally

August joint hottest month on record as climate change and El Niño drive heat
Climate change and the rising influence of El Niño saw August reach the record for warmest month.

Petrochemical industry emissions could climb 50% by 2050, global mapping suggests #environment

Petrochemical industry emissions could climb 50% by 2050, global mapping suggests
Carbon emissions from the petrochemical industry could increase by 50% by 2050, according to new research from the University of Sheffield. The study, published in Nature Sustainability, provides the most detailed data to date on emissions from one of the world's biggest emitters of carbon dioxide.

Global Uptake Of Plant-Rich Diets Could Help Reduce Emissions By 76% #nutrition

Global Uptake Of Plant-Rich Diets Could Help Reduce Emissions By 76%
According to a new study, global uptake of plant-rich diets combined with food system transformation could reduce emissions by 76 percent

Vegan Diet Lowers Food Calorie Density by 30%, Explaining Weight Loss Without Portion Cuts https://vegconomist.com/studies-numbers/vegan-diet-lowers-food-calorie-density-30-explaining-weight-loss-without-portion-cuts/…

Vegan Diet Lowers Food Calorie Density by 30%, Explaining Weight Loss Without Portion Cuts - vegconomist - the vegan business magazine
A low-fat vegan diet reduces the number of calories packed into each gram of food by roughly 30%, giving researchers a mechanistic explanation for why

Die Horde Teenager hier im Zug: „Kein Problem! Ich helfe gern der Natur! (Axe-Geräusch.)“

Climate change boosted Spain wildfire risk 20-fold, research shows https://news.mongabay.com/short-article/2026/07/climate-change-boosted-spain-wildfire-risk-20-fold-research-shows/

Climate change boosted Spain wildfire risk 20-fold, research shows
Human-induced climate change drastically fueled the weather behind recent devastating wildfires in France and Spain, according to a new rapid analysis by researchers studying the role of climate change on today’s extreme weather. In its report, the World Weather Attribution (WWA), a global network of researchers, noted that severe blazes scorched 140,000 hectares (346,000 acres) […]

Palm oil expansion reignites decade-old Indigenous land conflict in Indonesia https://news.mongabay.com/2026/07/palm-oil-expansion-reignites-decade-old-indigenous-land-conflict-in-indonesia/

Palm oil expansion reignites decade-old Indigenous land conflict in Indonesia
JAKARTA — Two palm oil companies embroiled in a long-running land dispute with an Indigenous community in Indonesian Borneo have resumed the clearing of rainforest and other land to expand their plantations for the first time in more than a decade. In June 2025, the Indigenous Dayak Benuaq community of Muara Tae reported that the […]

Unprecedented biomass loss in Europe's forests since 2018 #Europe

Unprecedented biomass loss in Europe's forests since 2018
Using satellite data, researchers at TUM have identified an unprecedented loss of aboveground biomass in Europe's forests since 2018. Unlike previous studies that focused solely on changes in tree cover, this study provides the first Europe–wide assessment of changes in forest biomass.

White Jackfruit Chili #plantbased

White Jackfruit Chili
This white jackfruit chili is packed with fiber and plant protein from cannellini beans and jackfruit in a tomatoey sauce

Na, hat Ihr „Ökosystem“ mal wieder große Probleme? #Omarchy

Erinnerung: Gestern war ein guter Tag, #Linux durch was Besseres zu ersetzen. Aber heute geht es auch noch.

Wie ich flirte:

Bin aus Versehen in der Zentrale von Hermes gelandet.

Ich kann das alles nicht mehr.

Ich.

WIEDERBESCHREIBARE MEDIEN!!!!1!!

Filmplakate mit der Aufschrift, ein neuer Film sei „nur im Kino“.
Hihi.
Naiv.

hinweis
das sterben im bahnhof ist nur in den
gekennzeichneten sterbebereichen gestattet

TSCHÜSS HAMBURCH

Deutsch
-land und
-leute

HAKUNA RATATA

Geschichtlicher Spaßfakt der Woche:
Im BND wählten Agenten anfangs oft einen Tarnnamen mit Doktortitel, bis sich die echten Doktoren in Diensten des BND darüber beschwert haben.
Der Pimmelvergleich der preußischen Beamten.

Australia's wildfire crisis linked to colonial land-use change #Australia

Australia's wildfire crisis linked to colonial land-use change
Research published today in Nature by University of Melbourne researchers, in collaboration with Gunaikurnai Land and Waters Corporation, reconstructed the past 1,000 years of vegetation, fire and erosion in Croajingolong National Park in East Gippsland, one of southeastern Australia's most fire-prone forests.

„Ich nutze nur Software ohne Algorithmen!“ und andere Sätze, bei denen ich aufgegeben habe, die Menschen zu schlaueren Aussagen zu bewegen, und stattdessen - sanft den Kopf schüttelnd - „ah, ein Muggel“ denke.

Logging threatens Bornean forest earmarked for Indigenous Peace Park https://news.mongabay.com/short-article/2026/10/logging-threatens-bornean-forest-earmarked-for-indigenous-peace-park/

Logging threatens Bornean forest earmarked for Indigenous Peace Park
Part of a forest in Malaysian Borneo that Indigenous communities had envisioned co-managing and self-governing has been turned into an active commercial logging concession, according to a recent civil society report. The 283,500-hectare (700,500-acre) Upper Baram Forest Area, in the northeastern part of the state of Sarawak, was proposed as a community-led conservation area more […]

(In die Telefonate fremder Menschen im Zug regelmäßig Lacher vom Band einstreuen.)

„Ich wäre gern ein Star.“
„Also supermassereicher Stern könntest du schaffen.“
Auch wieder falsch.

Scientists tested 5 natural compounds on cancer cells. One stood out #health

Scientists tested 5 natural compounds on cancer cells. One stood out
Five natural compounds, including curcumin and berberine, were tested for their effects on cancer cells and healthy muscle cells. All disrupted cancer cell energy production and pushed many of the cells into a non-dividing state, with curcumin producing the strongest overall effect. Curcumin also showed a relatively favorable safety profile, while some other compounds caused more toxicity.

When U.S. embassies stopped reporting air quality, pollution rose #UnitedStates

When U.S. embassies stopped reporting air quality, pollution rose
For more than a decade, U.S. embassies and consulates provided independent, publicly available air-quality readings in cities around the world.

Air pollution can turn a harmless bacterium into a serious infection https://www.earth.com/lifestyle/the-bacteria-in-your-nose-may-shape-how-quickly-air-pollution-turns-into-a-serious-infection/

Air pollution can turn a harmless bacterium into a serious infection
Air pollution can increase the risk of serious bacterial infections, with the timing and severity depending on the strain circulating locally.

Africa’s monitored wildlife populations declined 80% since 1970, new report says https://news.mongabay.com/short-article/2026/10/africas-monitored-wildlife-populations-declined-80-since-1970-new-report-says/

Africa’s monitored wildlife populations declined 80% since 1970, new report says
Africa’s monitored wildlife populations have declined an average of 80% since 1970, according to a new global assessment.

Es existiert ein Windows-98-Defragmentierer-Simulator. Genug Internet für heute. https://defrag98.com/

Windows 98 Disk Defrag Simulator
The classic Windows 98 Disk Defragmenter, free in your browser. Pick a drive, cue the HDD sounds, and relive 1998.

Loaded Zucchini Breakfast Casserole #plantbased

Loaded Zucchini Breakfast Casserole
Try this loaded zucchini breakfast casserole to share with family or use as meal prep for the week, it's tasty and high-protein

Es gibt sie noch, die guten Nachrichten. https://fowid.de/meldung/kirchenmitglieder-grossstaedte-2025

Kirchenmitglieder in Großstädten 2025
Von den 81 Großstädten in Deutschland haben Ende 2025 fünf eine Mehrheit an Kirchenmitgliedern der beiden großen christlichen Kirchen. Fünf weitere haben 2025 diese Marke unterschritten. Die fünf Städte mit der aktuellen Mehrheit an Kirchenmitgliedern werden sie voraussichtlich bis 2028 ebenfalls nicht mehr haben. 

Mowing roadsides less often could bring back more bees and pollinators https://www.earth.com/environment/mowing-roadsides-less-often-could-bring-back-more-bees-and-pollinators/

Mowing roadsides less often could bring back more bees and pollinators
Roadsides mowed less often and treated with herbicide more carefully had about 45 percent more pollinators in an Ontario study.

Study highlights the European waters at greatest risk of harmful light pollution #Europe

Study highlights the European waters at greatest risk of harmful light pollution
Scientists have produced a first-of-its-kind assessment showing which coastal regions of Europe they believe are at greatest risk from harmful light pollution.

Marina Silva on Flšvio Bolsonaro: He will try to finish his father’s ‘perverse project’ to destroy the Amazon https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/10/marina-silva-flavio-bolsonaro-the-amazon-brazil-president-far-right…

Meat Studies Fail to Apply GRADE Properly #AnimalRights

Meat Studies Fail to Apply GRADE Properly | NutritionFacts.org

Na gut. Ich nehme es.

New digital tool shows exactly where California's water goes—and how climate change might disrupt it https://phys.org/news/2026-09-digital-tool-california-climate-disrupt.html

New digital tool shows exactly where California's water goes—and how climate change might disrupt it
Water has always been one of California's most contested resources. For more than a century, battles have raged over how much of the state's water should be diverted to farmland, pumped into cities or used to conserve aquatic ecosystems—and at times, these clashes have even led to violence. The state's water system consists of a dizzying array of reservoirs, rivers, dams and aqueducts, making it challenging even for experts to understand the trade-offs of different management decisions.

Shiitake Rice With Bok Choy And Thai Peanut Sauce #plantbased

Shiitake Rice With Bok Choy And Thai Peanut Sauce
This vegan shiitake rice with bok choy is a delightfully simple dinner idea finished with tasty homemade Thai peanut sauce

Tanzania’s first official wildlife corridor links savanna elephants to rainforest https://news.mongabay.com/2026/09/tanzanias-first-official-wildlife-corridor-links-savanna-elephants-to-rainforest/

Tanzania’s first official wildlife corridor links savanna elephants to rainforest
African savanna elephants in southern Tanzania have an unusual habit: They climb mountains. Up to 1,000 of the pachyderms spend part of their time in the Udzungwa Mountains, clambering up and down steep slopes that are clad in lush, closed-canopy rainforest. “They go everywhere,” said Trevor Jones, director of strategy and development at the Southern […]

MOIN HAMBURCH

NEW POST
ist Englisch und heißt
NEUER PFOSTEN

Augenbrauen, aber als Verb.

Bundesweiter Wahntag

WIIIUUUUU WIIIUUUUUU!

Es gibt Erfreulicheres als sehr gesprächige Menschen mit sehr lauter Lache, die offenbar eine Allergie gegen geschlossene Bürotüren haben, so viel sei mitgeteilt.

Dieser Zug halte heute an Platform Swee, informiert der Herr am Durchsagemikrofon. Ich bin mir sicher, dass das für irgendjemanden eine wertvolle Ergänzung ist.

die Dame in Schach halten

hip teens
ist englisch und heißt
hüftjugend

„Oha, ganz schön uninteressant.“ als gesellschaftlich akzeptable Antwort auf ungebetene Mitteilungen etablieren 2026 ✊

Ich bin auf einer zweitägigen Schulung und es gab immer noch keine Vorstellungsrunde. Ich glaube, der Montag ist kaputt.

Schlimmer Verdacht: Möglicherweise tun Politiker manchmal Dinge, um wiedergewählt zu werden. 😱

Wenigstens auf Instagram funktioniert die Demokratie noch. Kack-Beatles.