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@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-28 04:10:29

Curious lil yt channels i found while gone

SLOW GROAN 17 subscribers Slowgroan.com America's first and the world's greatest transgender throat singing country music superstar, a sex symbol living in the greatest city in America
NoMind 0 subscribers you have to enter with caution for the way things are going to happen so you be advised to be misunderstood after you leave.
Mysterious funny 5 subscribers I dont want my job forever so im carving a new path
@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2026-01-26 15:24:00

Most adorable oven mittens from my workwife 😍

A hand wearing an oven mitten that looks like a Tasmanian devil.
A hand wearing an oven mitten that looks like a Tasmanian devil opening its mouth wide showing the fierce teeth and red throat
@andycarolan@social.lol
2026-01-21 10:56:28

I might have a sensitivity to the bathroom cleaning spray we have here ... I had to use it to clean something, and I've now been sneezing since. Also, have itchy eyes and throat.
#Sensitivities

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-20 02:06:00

Turning Point crowd boos Rob Reiner: 'You raised a kid that slit your throat!' (David Edwards/Raw Story)
rawstory.com/bannon-2674814710/
memeorandum.com/251219/p114#a2

@billbert@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 21:25:07

WAIT! Wow, I haven’t seen this gesture in like … ever!? #HeatedRivalry

Ilya Rozanov gives the Boston Raiders a pep talk, drawing his thumb across his throat in an episode of “Heated Rivalry.”
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-17 07:52:56
Content warning:

It's the Day of Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka #Wednesday! 🐏
"The god [Hermes] spoke to her [Ino] in friendly coaxing tones, and let pass a divine message from his prophetic throat: ‘Madam, receive a new son [baby Dionysos]; lay in your bosom the child of Semele your sister."
Nonnus, Dionysiaca 9. 59
🏛

Black-and-white photograph of a red-figure vase painting depicting Hermes delivering child Dionysos to Semele's sister Ino and her husband Athamas.
@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-01-15 23:12:18

The Chief Science Officer discovers the OPS, her childhood best-friend, has kept a lot of personal stuff from her over the last years, and realizes it's because she, the OPS, had been in trouble:
CSO: »Whoever hurt you so much, I want my hands around their throat.«
*Admiral enters, overhears the last sentence and turns to the Yeoman*
Admiral: »Tell me, Cadet Vratsian, what kind of science vessel is this exactly?«

@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-01-19 10:53:46

Så mycket som måste hända nu, medan tiden står stilla.

"Grief, I’ve learned, is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go."
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-14 03:00:02

A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having
his neighbour notice it.
-- Trygve Lie

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-11 04:58:07

In the olden days when I was a young 'un, I used not to wear a scarf, because "whatever for?!"
Nowadays I'm thinking of it as a seal, and therefore it is obligatory. Even in bed, where it seals the space between my head and the blanket *.
* But more seriously, it's helping when I'm on the verge of throat infection.

@ellie@ellieayla.net
2026-01-09 16:23:58

I had a tablespoon of 35% whipping cream left from newyears baking. I put it in my coffee. It was revolting. My throat feels like it was coated in butter.
#cream #coffee

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-11 07:53:38

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
DJ Kool:
🎵 Let Me Clear My Throat (Klassic Kool Version)
#DJKool
duffrey.bandcamp.com/track/dj-

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-26 03:45:52

#throwback: Christmas *2025* scene at a hotel lobby in Vijayapura (Bijapura) #Karnataka #India.
Also when I was out sick with a serious throat and chest infection. Took me weeks to recover.
#tbt #xmas #Christmas #throwbackThursday