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@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-14 03:00:02

A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having
his neighbour notice it.
-- Trygve Lie

@ellie@ellieayla.net
2026-01-09 16:23:58

I had a tablespoon of 35% whipping cream left from newyears baking. I put it in my coffee. It was revolting. My throat feels like it was coated in butter.
#cream #coffee

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-29 09:35:45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
DJ Kool:
🎵 Let Me Clear My Throat
#DJKool
duffrey.bandcamp.com/track/dj-

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-11 07:53:38

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
DJ Kool:
🎵 Let Me Clear My Throat (Klassic Kool Version)
#DJKool
duffrey.bandcamp.com/track/dj-

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-28 10:11:16
Content warning: Dead dird

Can anyone identify this bird? The bill doesn't seem long enough for either snipe or woodcock, and the head and throat have no patterning. Southern Scotland, but could be a migrant.

A dead bird lying on my table. The neck appears to be broken, but there's no other obvious injury. The wings and short tail are barred, mostly dark colours: the head and thoat are dove grey, with a paler patch under the chin. The bill is about 10% the total length of the bird, and is very slightly downcurved. The legs are quite long and sturdy, about 50% of total length, and the feet are large, suggesting a wetland habitat.
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-28 04:10:29

Curious lil yt channels i found while gone

SLOW GROAN 17 subscribers Slowgroan.com America's first and the world's greatest transgender throat singing country music superstar, a sex symbol living in the greatest city in America
NoMind 0 subscribers you have to enter with caution for the way things are going to happen so you be advised to be misunderstood after you leave.
Mysterious funny 5 subscribers I dont want my job forever so im carving a new path
@cdarwin@c.im
2025-11-23 17:24:49

In the US, men who smoke are around 21 times more likely to die from lung cancer than men who have never smoked.
But the damage doesn’t stop there:
smoking also increases the risk of other cancers,
including mouth, throat, bladder and pancreatic cancer,
in addition to other health conditions such as chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD),
heart disease, and diabetes.
Why does one habit harm so many organs?
Cigarettes carry a mixture of carcinoge…

Smoking increases the risk of death from many causes
Most of us have heard that smoking damages the lungs. The chart drives this home: in the US, men who smoke are around 21 times more likely to die from lung cancer than men who have never smoked.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-26 13:08:37

A06 - Seek-Locate-Destroy
TRAVIS: Prell, if I were you I'd make it possible. I want that catalog in twenty hours.
PRELL: Sir. [There is a ringing. Prell uses a handheld communicator, holding it alternately to his ear and throat] Yes? Right!
blake.torpidity.net/m/106/274 B7B…

@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2026-01-26 15:24:00

Most adorable oven mittens from my workwife 😍

A hand wearing an oven mitten that looks like a Tasmanian devil.
A hand wearing an oven mitten that looks like a Tasmanian devil opening its mouth wide showing the fierce teeth and red throat
@andycarolan@social.lol
2026-01-21 10:56:28

I might have a sensitivity to the bathroom cleaning spray we have here ... I had to use it to clean something, and I've now been sneezing since. Also, have itchy eyes and throat.
#Sensitivities

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-18 07:09:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Jeff Rosenstock:
🎵 Yr Throat
#JeffRosenstock
jeffrosenstock.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/4YvvrQy

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-20 02:06:00

Turning Point crowd boos Rob Reiner: 'You raised a kid that slit your throat!' (David Edwards/Raw Story)
rawstory.com/bannon-2674814710/
memeorandum.com/251219/p114#a2

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-01-15 23:12:18

The Chief Science Officer discovers the OPS, her childhood best-friend, has kept a lot of personal stuff from her over the last years, and realizes it's because she, the OPS, had been in trouble:
CSO: »Whoever hurt you so much, I want my hands around their throat.«
*Admiral enters, overhears the last sentence and turns to the Yeoman*
Admiral: »Tell me, Cadet Vratsian, what kind of science vessel is this exactly?«

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-17 07:52:56
Content warning:

It's the Day of Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka #Wednesday! 🐏
"The god [Hermes] spoke to her [Ino] in friendly coaxing tones, and let pass a divine message from his prophetic throat: ‘Madam, receive a new son [baby Dionysos]; lay in your bosom the child of Semele your sister."
Nonnus, Dionysiaca 9. 59
🏛

Black-and-white photograph of a red-figure vase painting depicting Hermes delivering child Dionysos to Semele's sister Ino and her husband Athamas.
@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-01-19 10:53:46

Så mycket som måste hända nu, medan tiden står stilla.

"Grief, I’ve learned, is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go."
@billbert@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 21:25:07

WAIT! Wow, I haven’t seen this gesture in like … ever!? #HeatedRivalry

Ilya Rozanov gives the Boston Raiders a pep talk, drawing his thumb across his throat in an episode of “Heated Rivalry.”
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-22 06:10:57

Spice in my throat, it pains me as much as you

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-26 03:45:52

#throwback: Christmas *2025* scene at a hotel lobby in Vijayapura (Bijapura) #Karnataka #India.
Also when I was out sick with a serious throat and chest infection. Took me weeks to recover.
#tbt #xmas #Christmas #throwbackThursday