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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-18 07:09:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Jeff Rosenstock:
🎵 Yr Throat
#JeffRosenstock
jeffrosenstock.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/4YvvrQy

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-20 02:06:00

Turning Point crowd boos Rob Reiner: 'You raised a kid that slit your throat!' (David Edwards/Raw Story)
rawstory.com/bannon-2674814710/
memeorandum.com/251219/p114#a2

@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-01-19 10:53:46

Så mycket som måste hända nu, medan tiden står stilla.

"Grief, I’ve learned, is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go."
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:01:49

This is what they took from us
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image displays a close-up, slightly angled view of an old, rectangular metal tin, likely for throat pastilles. The tin has a distressed, aged appearance with visible scratches and wear, particularly along the edges and surfaces, revealing hints of a lighter metal underneath. The background is a textured white surface. The tin features an ornate design with a dominant color palette of orange, teal, and yellow. The outer border is a teal band decorated with a repeating pattern of small, styl…
@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-01-15 23:12:18

The Chief Science Officer discovers the OPS, her childhood best-friend, has kept a lot of personal stuff from her over the last years, and realizes it's because she, the OPS, had been in trouble:
CSO: »Whoever hurt you so much, I want my hands around their throat.«
*Admiral enters, overhears the last sentence and turns to the Yeoman*
Admiral: »Tell me, Cadet Vratsian, what kind of science vessel is this exactly?«

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-03-13 14:47:42
Content warning: Plague update

Finally beginning to feel somewhat more alive.
Both eyes seem basically back to normal although I'm still being careful to wash my hands any time I touch them.
Starting to have a bit more energy now in general.
Still some congestion and cough/sore throat, occasional coughing fits when trying to sleep etc, but definitely less than a day or two ago.
I've actually managed to get a few hours of desk work in. Nowhere near as productive as normal but hey it means I&…

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-03-10 21:19:52

Got sent this email from the elderly convenor of a political group I sometimes sit with. Thank goodness I was alert and suspicious enough - his account had been hacked and this was an email spam that could have cost a lot of money. There was no "Dear Lilly", but they had signed off with his name at the end.

| need to get an Amazon gift card for a friend's daughter who is a cancer patient. | promised her as a birthday gift,but | cannot do this right now because | am currently being treated for throat pain caused by laryngitis. | tried purchasing it online, unfortunately, all my efforts to purchase it proved abortive. Wondering if you could get it from any shop around you or order it online from Amazon and email it to me? I'll reimburse you for the money spent as soon as pos…
@ellie@ellieayla.net
2026-01-09 16:23:58

I had a tablespoon of 35% whipping cream left from newyears baking. I put it in my coffee. It was revolting. My throat feels like it was coated in butter.
#cream #coffee

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-06 01:13:01

30-something years later and still in awe that Cobain didn't absolutely shred his vocal chords. Like, most death metal vocals sound healthier than the noises that came out of that man's throat.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-29 09:35:45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
DJ Kool:
🎵 Let Me Clear My Throat
#DJKool
duffrey.bandcamp.com/track/dj-

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-03-09 12:04:23
Content warning: Ph-

It's 5 in the morning. No idea what time i finally fell asleep but it was probably after midnight since i remember hearing the click of the Christmas light timer we never unplugged that was set for 11pm standard time.
My nostrils are completely clogged if I'm in any position other than standing, even sleeping on the couch in a half sitting position they were pretty stuffed.
And now my left eye is itchy and goopy because right when I was over the fever and the sore throat …

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-28 04:10:29

Curious lil yt channels i found while gone

SLOW GROAN 17 subscribers Slowgroan.com America's first and the world's greatest transgender throat singing country music superstar, a sex symbol living in the greatest city in America
NoMind 0 subscribers you have to enter with caution for the way things are going to happen so you be advised to be misunderstood after you leave.
Mysterious funny 5 subscribers I dont want my job forever so im carving a new path
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-06 10:02:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
DJ Kool:
🎵 Let Me Clear My Throat (Klassic Kool Version)
#DJKool
duffrey.bandcamp.com/track/dj-
open.spotify.com/track/4QyGhmh

@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2026-01-26 15:24:00

Most adorable oven mittens from my workwife 😍

A hand wearing an oven mitten that looks like a Tasmanian devil.
A hand wearing an oven mitten that looks like a Tasmanian devil opening its mouth wide showing the fierce teeth and red throat
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-03-05 08:46:31

It's almost 1 in the morning but the kid brought home a nasty cold from school (COVID negative on RT-LAMP but stuffy and sore throat and generally not having a good time) and gave it to us.
Slept a good chunk of the day and now I'm cleaning up the lab.
Every time I think I've put away all the random wafers I find another cassette buried somewhere.
Anyway, this bench is slightly less of a disaster now. Still have a lot of random samples to organize whuch might be…

One 2 inch and two 4 inch wafers in cassettes
@billbert@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 21:25:07

WAIT! Wow, I haven’t seen this gesture in like … ever!? #HeatedRivalry

Ilya Rozanov gives the Boston Raiders a pep talk, drawing his thumb across his throat in an episode of “Heated Rivalry.”
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-03-05 18:51:45

It's wild how far behind North American, European, Japanese and Korean automakers are in the EV space. I submit it is *primarily* because fossil fuel interests are holding them back.
The new tech in China is stunning.
"The EVs were plugged in at 9% state of charge with 93 kilometers of range (57 miles). In 9 minutes and 51 seconds, they charged up to 97% with the range prediction in their gauge cluster displaying 1,008 kilometers (626 miles).
"The Commies” also seem to do capitalism better than "us”:
"The world’s largest EV maker saw its steepest sales plunge since the pandemic, with February sales falling 41% amid cut-throat competition in China's EV market. BYD is now hoping for a comeback by democratizing its cutting-edge new technology.”
#ClimateAction #EndFossilFuels #Electric #Electrification #EV #Cars #Driving

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-26 03:45:52

#throwback: Christmas *2025* scene at a hotel lobby in Vijayapura (Bijapura) #Karnataka #India.
Also when I was out sick with a serious throat and chest infection. Took me weeks to recover.
#tbt #xmas #Christmas #throwbackThursday